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ArmoredThirteen ,

My previous work started cracking down on having us write down what we were up to in the day to the minute. I was doing 5m blocks, got in trouble. I switched to the by the minute bullshit and also logged the time spent logging my time and they were not amused either but couldn’t really do anything about it. That whole job was as much time convincing them I was working as time spent actually working, which meant I ended up not working very much because I felt strangled all the time and I had built a bunch of effective ways to lie to them about my day

ArmoredThirteen ,

Yeah it was bad. I really needed that job since I was saving to move to Seattle and most the other jobs paid in rejected potatoes. I was there for a few months after the track by minute stuff happened so not great but I did get out of there

ArmoredThirteen ,

Yo I got surgery on the 6th and it took until yesterday for my digestive tract to wake up enough to poop again

ArmoredThirteen ,

In my experience (sober for two years, and a lot of talks with people in various stages of alcoholism to help with my own), while this maybe has some truth to it in lucky circumstances, the kind of people willing to have a buzz in that situation aren’t the kind who stop at just a buzz

ArmoredThirteen ,

Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?

ArmoredThirteen ,

No I’m serious I don’t know what you were going on about but it seemed like a lot of stuff in there. You’re being wildly specific and tying together things in a way that I legitimately don’t understand what you’re saying and also you’re just wrong in my case lol

I decided to get sober because I don’t like how addiction feels like a loss of autonomy and I physically felt like shit all the time. I was able to get sober because I put a lot of work into surrounding myself with supportive people

ArmoredThirteen ,

Compulsion to exert power over people near you

ArmoredThirteen ,

Fam sounds like you need to get out there and make this a reality. $15 is cheap compared to a good memory like this

ArmoredThirteen ,

I want to know where to get $5 tabs damn

ArmoredThirteen ,

Haha, in highschool I put sheep.exes into the school labs startup folders as a prank once. A couple days later the tech teacher approached me and was like “nobody’s in trouble but these things are a nightmare and if I have to reimage half the lab to get rid of them it would personally ruin my day”. Somehow all the sheep were gone by the next day

ArmoredThirteen ,

You’ve never spent hours screaming in pain with your only tether to reality being a pillow that you’re chewing on so you don’t clench your jaw tight enough to chip teeth?

ArmoredThirteen ,

Generally that would be the outer batter is rolled in diced potato for extra goodness and potato-y crisp from the deep fry. They’re also often like half meat and half mozzarella sticks inside. If you’ve never experienced one, highly recommend

ArmoredThirteen ,

I’m in SF right now recovering from medical stuff. Food prices here shocked me how relatively cheap it is compared to where I live in Seattle. Had Yamo the other day, best fried rice I’ve had since visiting Taiwan, only $30 to feed three people. That meal would have been like $60-80 in Seattle

ArmoredThirteen ,

My work someone made a robust automated build script, and they left so someone else made a wrapper around it to make it easier to work with, they’re gone now and someone wrote a wrapper around that to extend functionality in a backwards compatible way, but it’s overly complicated for my minimal use cases so I wrote a batch file to call it with my default settings…

ArmoredThirteen ,

I’m not familiar with TF2, why would it break other game economies?

ArmoredThirteen ,

This makes sense, thank you

ArmoredThirteen ,

I never stopped my COVID routine so I’m not really doing anything different to prepare but I am at least a little prepared. Going to buy one of those emergency 5-gallon buckets of dehydrated food this time around though, like next time I’m at a bulk food not as shit hits the fan.

I haven’t put much thought into if it is overblown because realistically I’d prefer to see a big fuss over nothing than to see people sit back with a beer while their neighbors die. So I’m not going to treat it like we’re overreacting I’m going to be pretty serious about things.

ArmoredThirteen ,

Ah taking notes from how Unity fired people. Slow and steady to ensure morale is as ruined as possible

ArmoredThirteen ,

My knees hurt looking at this but I’d still do it anyway

ArmoredThirteen ,

Yeah you got to be real careful you don’t zero sum yourself, much better to chim if you can

ArmoredThirteen ,

As if tech isn’t enough of a hyper specialized mess already now we’re throwing biologists into the mix. “Sorry we need to wait for the registered nurse to fix your machine I’m not authorized to administer meds through the CPU’s IV”

ArmoredThirteen ,

Anyone reading this who doesn’t already have one: Seriously get a bidet you guys

ArmoredThirteen ,

Isn’t estradiol made from yams? Like you can’t just eat plants for their hormones even if you physically could eat enough the hormones still need processed to be noticably effective on humans, but plants are still a viable source

ArmoredThirteen ,

That’s why I mentioned it needs processed. Didn’t know the word precursors but yeah we’re talking the same thing

ArmoredThirteen ,

Hottest I’ve ever been in is 114f iirc in a dry heat. It was brutal like “you can feel moisture evaporating out of your eyes”, I felt like just sitting around I couldn’t drink water as fast as I was losing it. 125 is bonkers

ArmoredThirteen ,

Great, now reaper leviathans are in space too

ArmoredThirteen ,

I’m loving the mutated statues in the background

ArmoredThirteen ,

I feed mine hallucinogens, seems to help… That and exercising aggressively enough to damage my body so I have a distraction

ArmoredThirteen ,

Yeah don’t forget the pox parties where people try and build natural immunity by making their sick kids cough at each other

ArmoredThirteen ,

While I agree, and am in Washington now in part because of stuff like this, we need to do better about keeping these people subdued or it won’t be much better here. The college towns bordering Idaho/Washington are in the middle of a very successful christo-fascist takeover with plans to foothold into Washington. Spokane has been toying with nationalism and white supremacy for ages. There are a lot of very red rural farmland and small towns who are angry at Seattle for having such an influence on them.

I still feel safer here and most areas of Washington than I have living in other places. We need to work hard to keep it that way because fascism doesn’t stop at state lines

ArmoredThirteen ,

With all our experience from the last plague this one should be a breeze where everyone quarantines, vaccinates, and masks as needed. Yeah we’ll be fine

ArmoredThirteen ,

One of my top 5 favorite movies, such a good one

ArmoredThirteen ,

I’m saving up for the American Dream 2.0™️: Moving to another country

ArmoredThirteen ,

Hey I’m really happy for you quitting drinking ❤️ I’m a few weeks short of two years no alcohol. The cost was unreal it gets so expensive

ArmoredThirteen ,

Omg yes, you’re almost there 9/10, one of the best copy pasta contenders I’ve seen on Lemmy! Unhinged response, off topic statements, multiple paragraphs in length, claiming to be highly educated, and idk what the DOJ has to do with any of this but they like your fingers hell yeah! Just take away a bit of punctuation for that sweet run-on sentence feel and I’d give you a 10/10 but I’m still so proud of you 🫂

ArmoredThirteen ,

Please keep it coming the ranting brings me joy ❤️

ArmoredThirteen ,

In school (US) they taught us about the book burnings but conveniently left out that a lot of the most famous pictures are from this institute being ransacked. The suppression of knowledge continues :/

ArmoredThirteen ,

We were driving through absolutely middle of nowhere western Washington once, forest everywhere, and started seeing signs like “do not stop for teens” or “don’t pick up hitchhiking kids”. We figured it was likely a cult or conversion camp since there weren’t any jouvies in that area, probably we would have ignored the signs and helped someone out if they asked

ArmoredThirteen ,

In my highschool we’d get actively yelled at by teachers if caught holding hands, and brought aside to be given talkings to and possibly detention if caught holding hands when walking anywhere near middle schoolers (the two buildings were right next to each other). Some people and groups really are that uptight

ArmoredThirteen ,

The Unity office in Bellevue used to have beer on tap in the cafeteria. Idk if it still does what with all the fuckery going on… Maybe one day I’ll actually go into the office and I can report back

ArmoredThirteen ,

I don’t understand? It seemed like a fun and relevant tidbit to me. Also there is no bragging about working for Unity anymore the place is a disaster

ArmoredThirteen ,

In about three weeks I get to have a handful of little robot arms similar to these all up in my business! I’m honestly kinda excited I love robots and these ones are really nifty

ArmoredThirteen ,

So tired of companies telling me they know what I want more than I do. It’s all over the place in big ways like this and smaller annoyance ways too. My work mac just did a security update and it decided to change my desktop background

anders , to memes

Data storage vs backup storage

@memes

ArmoredThirteen ,

The tire doesn’t have to be perfect that’s why it’s a spare. I’m sure it’ll be fine

ArmoredThirteen ,

youtu.be/zrFv1I5Yb7k

Like this but with the spare wheel instead of a no wheel

ArmoredThirteen ,

Billions of queries becoming way more energy intensive for a feature almost nobody asked for, now the default. What the fuck are we even doing

ArmoredThirteen ,

They would look for jobs and housing just like everyone else

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