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caboose2006 , in Toot toot

I literally laughed so hard I cried.

coaxil ,

I laughed so hard I legit farted.

tetris11 ,
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I chuckled softly and did a mild burp.

Jano ,

I didn’t laugh, but I shat myself to compensate.

occhionaut ,

Did you say “toot toot” first?

coaxil ,

I am not that advanced as of yet, I will work towards this though!

NikkiDimes ,

Dude, if my boss did this, I would never recover. I think I would laugh until I asphyxiated myself.

saltesc , in Go already

It takes but an idiot. And 1/10 people on the road are idiots. So that’s an idiot every 100m while commuting. There’s no surprise.

Semi_Hemi_Demigod ,
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At least 1/10 of them are idiots.

MissJinx ,
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also, very respectfully to my mom and grandpa (RIP) old people have to stop driving. My mom is 65 and in pretty good shape so she refuses to stoo driving. She only have 2 road modes: Maniac or Tourtle. She’ll alone create a standstill in a highway OR she’ll almosr kill herself and everyone else on the road. No midle ground

AFKBRBChocolate , in Toot toot

I had a female employee come to me to complain years ago. She had had a disagreement with an older male employee (thankfully not mine) some weeks prior, and since then, every time he walked by her cube, he’d pause at her doorway, fart, and then keep walking without saying anything.

She at least was aware of how absolutely ridiculous it was, but legitimately didn’t think it was something she should have to deal with. One of the stranger management issues.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Pretty textbook workplace harassment but I’m not sure how you’d prove it. Tape him with a clearly displayed fart face? Be sure to label one of stills with a red circle and a line saying “fart face”

AFKBRBChocolate ,

She wasn’t interested in suing, she just wanted him to stop farting in her doorway. I didn’t know the guy, so I started by talking to his manager, who talked to the guy. Sounds like he initially tried to deny it, but in a way that made it clear he was doing it on purpose. His boss was pretty clear that it wouldn’t be tolerated and it never happened again.

Some people are so weird and petty.

SuperIce ,

Some people never emotionally mature past 5 years old. Only sounds like something a kindergartener would do.

AFKBRBChocolate ,

Agreed, and it’s sad. I mean, I work at a highly technical engineering company. Everyone has at least a BS, and this guy was probably in his 60s with 30+ years of experience. Yet here he was repeatedly farting by a woman because they had a disagreement. It shows you that age and education don’t guarantee maturity.

Lucidlethargy ,

I don’t know which one was right or wrong, but my god… that’s legendary level, hilarious passive aggression.

mryessir ,

He may have felt (edit: finally) comfortable around her . . .

MissJinx , in It all floats..
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Burned to death. The end

Agent641 , in Toot toot

We dont talk about the mythical fourth toot.

tetris11 ,
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Japan is still recovering from the last two

ikidd ,
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There’s blood in that one.

chiliedogg ,

There are 4 Toots!

ohellidk , in Suddenly it all makes sense.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/64d4eac1-0aed-497d-bf89-ab520289d96a.png

samus12345 , in It all floats..
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“Is that supposed to be insulting? I live in a sewer, Georgie!”

kelargo , in Toot toot

Another benefit of working from home.

Maven , in Watch it

!the_pack

Assman , in Looks like it was a ... boobie trap
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I was gonna send this to my wife but he wouldn’t get the joke

lemming741 , in Go already

You’re not in traffic, you are traffic

dan1101 ,

Yeah but I’m trying to GO smoothly and courteously. Somewhere up ahead someone (or many someones) is stopping or merging badly or doing something else stupid to create these phantom traffic jams.

Gork , in Dynamic pricing

We’ll each need our own personal mentat to figure out how much lunch will cost soon.

akilou ,

You mean a phone? Thinking machines are not outlawed yet

SpaceNoodle ,

Step 2 is Butlerian jihad

jdeath ,

let’s fucking goooooo

gravitas_deficiency ,

At last, we will rid ourselves of these troublesome large language models

abfarid , in Looks like it was a ... boobie trap
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Reverse Pinocchio?

buddascrayon , in Toot toot

“he only ever does two, don’t be ridiculous”

This is the most British response to a situation like this you could possibly get.

CaptainBasculin , in Suddenly it all makes sense.

My inner conspiracy theory is that Elon made the Cybertruck’s shape while learning to use a modeling software, sent it to the engineers at Tesla and said “make this a car”.

Num10ck ,

splines disabled.

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