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RobotZap10000 , in Ayo wtf my muhfuggin BATH suppose to taste like

Softens hard water

zout , in Some of y'all need this

I've been around for 48 years, and while I have fucked around quite a bit, I have found out very little. One of my clowns isn't doing the job right.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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Sounds like one of your clowns need rebooting

Viking_Hippie ,

Have you tried turning your clown off and on again? wiggles eyebrows suggestively

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

I love turning my clown on again after a long turn off period

Viking_Hippie ,

Same! That’s when the weekend REALLY starts!

andrew_bidlaw ,
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Are you talking about clownussy by any chance 😳

Viking_Hippie ,

When am I ever not?

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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You’re always on about that clussy

Viking_Hippie ,

All day erryday!

Diplomjodler3 , in Heathens!

Hi, I’m Heathest.

betterdeadthanreddit ,

To infinite-Heath and beyond!

Sorse ,
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Hi, nice to meet you. I’m heathest 2: healthy boogaloo

Wetstew , in [1:05] Gen Z/A Slang (you will be dumber)

Did anyone see the English language patch notes?

TrickDacy , in Ayo wtf my muhfuggin BATH suppose to taste like

Correct use of English

Duamerthrax , in Loyalty

All that drama for dyed corn syrup.

GladiusB ,
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Real maple syrup is better. Fight me.

Rediphile ,

No one in their right mind would disagree with your position.

Baylahoo ,

I might be the 10th dentist but I grew up with the fake stuff and enjoy it far more. I didn’t understand why all of the “nice syrups” tasted awful comparatively.

pineapplelover ,

On an episode of Kitchen Nightmares, Gordon Ramsay gave this chef two similar dishes, and I believe the chef enjoyed the one that tasted like instant microwave food. So you probably just have shit taste. Fortunately, once Ramsay cooked some good food up for the guy, he shed tears and loved it. There is hope for you yet.

Randelung , in Ayo wtf my muhfuggin BATH suppose to taste like

EQUAL PARTS water and soap!?

OhStopYellingAtMe ,
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Not the entire bath. They’re talking about a bubble bath premix solution, which you would then add a capful or two to your regular bath water.

Randelung ,

Oh okay 😂

lightnsfw ,

The thing says a bubble bath not a bubble bath solution.

OhStopYellingAtMe ,
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Most people call the bubble bath solution that you’d buy at the store and add to your bath water simply “bubble bath.” Google it.

lightnsfw ,

I don’t want to.

chuckleslord ,

I just ran this Google, here’s some more info: https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/ed4aa77d-18d1-470d-bc14-3750ef0aace0.jpeg

So, that sure looks it’s talking about the actual bath not the solution. So, yes, it is suggesting a 1-to-1 soap to water in-the-bath mix. LLMs say stupid shit?! Since when?

I can readily admit that it pulled that info from a site about making bubble bath solution, but it doesn’t say that in the AI readout.

eager_eagle ,
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Next search

  • how to take a bath without spending half of your salary in soap
lowleveldata , in Ummm... What?

So they don’t require to enter penis size for the registration now? Strange change of rule

TinklesMcPoo ,

The board had a meeting back in March. Fights had to be rescheduled due to consistent inaccurate size estimates. We are continuing, however, with asking registrants to provide density of ass hair.

LainTrain , in Ayo wtf my muhfuggin BATH suppose to taste like

“To taste” isn’t meant literally in the phrase. It’s an idiom, and you can use it in another context (e.g. add accessory to outfit to taste) as a clever way of saying “to one’s preferences.”

Although technically it’s original use in recipes isn’t actually meant that way, and actually means to keep adding and tasting the food as you go until it feels sufficient.

I also got tripped up on this when I was first learning English so don’t worry too much OP! It’s a fickle language.

boatsnhos931 ,

This guy bubbles

itsnotits ,

its* original use

guy_threepwood , in Ummm... What?

Did you give your number to anyone you’ve met recently? I certainly know a few people who would flirt like this 😅

volvoxvsmarla ,

It was you, wasn’t it

guy_threepwood ,

I am rubber, you are glue.

Klear ,

How apropriate. You fight like a cow.

FiniteBanjo ,

FR

It took me a minute but then I thought “maybe she’s into him…?”

Spezi , (edited ) in Ayo wtf my muhfuggin BATH suppose to taste like

There all is aching!

Relevant review

Evotech , in Get sticked
9point6 , in Ayo wtf my muhfuggin BATH suppose to taste like

I think I’ve been around on the internet too long because I just assume you can trace this concoction back to 4chan and it’ll create some kind of nerve agent

JayObey711 ,

For a perfect cosy bubbly bath mix equal parts ammonia and household bleach

feedum_sneedson , in The worst pick-up line I've ever gotten

She’s my hero.

uis ,

Who?

feedum_sneedson ,

Queen Rowling, of course.

Fontasia , in Ummm... What?
chtk ,
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That one’s a rollercoaster ride and a half. Thanks for letting me know I’m not the only one who’s mind immediately went to Tickled.

lars ,

Unless you’re already aware of what it’s about, just watch it, without even a summary.

For those that have watched it, is it an example of a love story of the cinéma vérité variety?

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