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ThrowawaySobriquet , in Look at this shit post.

Naw, that’s a fine post. Shit job planting it, though…

workerONE , in There’s one in every friend group

You mean a Royale with cheese?

nudnyekscentryk ,
@nudnyekscentryk@szmer.info avatar

Where I live McRoyal is simply a large cheeseburger

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Guess the 0.11 kilo burger didn’t have the same ring to it.

UnderpantsWeevil ,
@UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world avatar

Kiloburger does kinda have a nice ring to it.

basxto ,
@basxto@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

I suppose they didn’t want to bind it yet again to a unit and go with a name they could use in many countries. 113g burger would’ve probably worked. But increasing it to 125g or 1/8 kg would probably been better.

In Germany McD at first literally translated its quarter pounder as Viertelpfunder, but then switched to Hamburger Royal. They might have realized that that was actually 125g and not the intended 113g. Pound isn’t a context-free or precise unit.

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

In Germany McD at first literally translated its quarter pounder as Viertelpfunder

Wow, must have been really far back. I remember it was the Royale there in the 80s.

basxto ,
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I got that from wikipedia and it says they changed it in the 80s.

eezeebee , in Every nut is sacred, every nut is great.
@eezeebee@lemmy.ca avatar

“Shots fired”

SidewaysHighways ,

Especially that many. Homeboy woulda had a heart attack thinking it was drumfire from WW1

Jerb322 ,
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Two fold!

Ghostalmedia , in Perfectly Balanced
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

With the gauntlet on? That’s gonna chafe.

AlexJD ,

The hardest choices require the strongest wills

TakiMinase ,

There’s lube for that, Morey’s EP2

FrostyCaveman ,

sorry babe, infinity gauntlet stays ON during sex

Blackmist ,

Don’t kink shame me.

Ghostalmedia , in The real hero of Terminator 2
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This kid was raised by the Duke boys. He knew not to trust the cops.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/5d9b695f-ff40-447b-95d4-0e7d3ecf37c7.jpeg

fstrelok , in Da, is good shoe, comrade.
@fstrelok@midwest.social avatar

The video this picture is from is a banger

Decoy321 ,
archonet ,
Decoy321 ,

That’s it!!! This was the version I first listened to, but couldn’t find it in the 2 minutes I spent searching. Thanks for linking it!

graham1 , (edited )

None of the versions posted are the one I listened to. Then I realized the video I liked with the Voodoo People Pendulum Remix was taken down :(

Update: I just found it on a French social media site, I’m saved lelombrik.net/55176

Mazuu ,

Omg this is the version I listened to as well. Thanks for digging it up :)

MxM111 ,

That … was beautiful! Where can I get those shoes?

Decoy321 ,

You cannot. The world cannot handle such power. Please refer to the documentary footage i posted.

fidodo ,

It’s so good but I’m conflicted since it’s kinda perpetuating the myth of Putin, even though it’s in an ironic way.

nxdefiant ,

Consider the end! He funks around so hard the whole earth finds out. It’s a cautionary tale. Do not be like this man.

merc ,

So, the dances referenced in the video:

  1. Robot, yellow funk level: Gangnam Style
  2. Robot, orange funk level: Single Ladies
  3. Strong man, yellow funk level: Napoleon Dynamite
  4. Strong man, orange funk level: Techno Viking

For Ra Ra RasPutin’s dances, I don’t know.

theodewere , in Gorillas are actually very gentle unless provoked by overpriced footwear or long lines for cheap beverages
@theodewere@kbin.social avatar

man i'd rather hang out with a gorilla at the mall than most people, wtf kind of question is that

robocall , (edited ) in This should be fun
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How do you feel about Israel’s genocide in Gaza?

PP_BOY_ OP ,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

Warm and fuzzy 😊

bi_tux , in Who would win?
@bi_tux@lemmy.world avatar

accorns are brown… I’m sure it had a gun

unreasonabro ,

oof ouch owie

RHSJack ,

Fine. Take my arrow. My last one for the day by the way. But you earned it. Bravo.

Neon ,

Roses are red, Acorns are brown

I have no idea how to finish this rhyme and its making me look like a clown.

DarkDarkHouse ,
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Roses are red, acorns are brown, HANDS ON YOUR HEAD!! GET ON THE GROUND!! NOW!!

alphacyberranger , in Data contamination expert 👌
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If it takes reddit data to train a model, instead of Artificial Intelligence we will end up with Artificial Idiocy and a horny one that too.

init ,
@init@lemmy.ml avatar

Sigh, unzips

Poem_for_your_sprog ,

You had to unzip?

asexualchangeling ,

As apposed to now when we just have regular artificial idiocy

niktemadur ,

Hey, I’d say that Facebook, Twitter and YouTube are at least just as bad, and probably worse.

ininewcrow , (edited ) in idk why i wasted my time making this
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

There’s a natural blind spot in the center of your vision … your brain just automatically fills it in

You also are only able to see full focused vision in only about ten to 20 percent of the centre of your vision and the edges of your actual sight are all messed up … your brain just automatically focuses on the immediate ten, 20 percent and pretends that you have full focus and vision everywhere else … every time you move your eye, it’s fully focused on the centre but the edges are not.

Your breathe has a natural odor from the inside of your lungs … your brain just ignores it

Your mouth has its own taste and scent that is probably unpleasant … but your brain lives with it

If you go into an extremely silent room … you will hear a tiny ringing in the background, that’s tinnitus, most people have it to some degree but your brain automatically tunes it out

Your brain is very good at ignoring many things over a lifetime.

On top of that, your body consists almost of fifty percent actual human cells and fifty percent of natural bacteria that are essential to your biology. Half of you is actually you, the other half is organisms that are not you.

Mr_Blott ,

Fun fact - if you partially deafen yourself with cap guns at a very early age, you grow up thinking tinnitus is normal, and don’t discover until you’re 14 that eeeeeeeeeeeeee all day and night isn’t normal and it’s really not a problem and you can sleep well cos it doesn’t bother you

Source - I’m a deaf idiot 😂

wonderfulvoltaire ,
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I’ve listened to worryingly loud music throughout high school and didn’t know until I got a smart watch yelling at me about it

gullible ,

Thankfully, the younger you get tinnitus, the easier it is to ignore. Unless someone mentions it, I don’t notice.

UsernameIsTooLon ,

Copied and pasted my comment above:

Tinnitus life hack. Temporary relief though.

Cover your ears with your palms and have your fingers on the back of your head. Then tap for 10-15 seconds and make sure you hear those thumps. Afterwards your tinnitus goes away.

ininewcrow ,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

I’m Indigenous Canadian and I grew up in a traditional lifestyle of hunting and trapping. I was about 8 when my hunter/trapper father taught me how to use a shotgun to shoot geese. No ear protection and spent a month out in the bush every spring and a week in the fall shooting at animals. I was about 12 when he took me out for my first moose hunt with a high powered rifle. No one knew that we were destroying our hearing with every shotgun or rifle blast without ear protection. I can remember shooting my single shot shotgun and then listening to my brothers on either side of me ring out shots on their pump action or semi automatics right next to me … and then talking to everyone in that muffled deep tone and everyone’s distorted voices for an hour after. Then the high pitched ringing that would last a day or two after. Didn’t know it at the time but I had destroyed my hearing. The ringing subsided after the hunt and I never knew I had done permanent damage, not until years later. I was about 25 when I noticed a constant high pitched ringing and it has grown louder since then. I’m almost 50 now and the ringing sometimes drives me nuts but I just live with it now.

UsernameIsTooLon ,

Tinnitus life hack! Temporary relief though.

Cover your ears with your palms and have your fingers on the back of your head. Then tap for 10-15 seconds and make sure you hear those thumps. Afterwards your tinnitus goes away.

BlueMagma ,

It works, that’s incredible…

Doesn’t last long unfortunately

UsernameIsTooLon ,

That’s why I said temp relief

ininewcrow ,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

It works for a while and it is only ‘temporary’ because if you keep doing it too often, your brain compensates and starts ignoring this treatment … so realistically it only works two or three times a day. I know because I’ve tried.

For those suffering with a lot of terrible tinnitus … a more permanent treatment (and I mean treatment because it isn’t a cure or solution because there isn’t one yet) is to study, understand and rationalize the condition. I read up a lot on science behind it hoping to find some sort of research or study or something that could possibly be a cure but sadly, the science is still in development and there is not much they can do.

From what I’ve read … tinnitus is partly the actual hearing mechanical parts not working properly, the hearing organs build inside that are no working, the wiring leading up to the brain not working or a combination of all these systems. Regardless of where the damage is, ringing occurs and this where the weird science comes in.

Hearing is a sense that is directly wired into the most basic animal parts of our brain. It’s wired this way because of our evolution of survival. Our ancient, prehistoric ancestors from millions of years ago were tiny mammals that lived in the ground in the dark and they needed acute hearing senses in order to survive. They lived in the dark so they had to have good hearing. Over millions of years, that important sense directly evolved alongside our sense of fear and apprehension.

Which is why when we get upset, angry, afraid, frightened or scared our old animal brain kicks in and turns on all kinds of emergency systems … especially our sense of hearing. Which is also why when those of us who have tinnitus when we get upset or in a negative mood, tinnitus will increase … the more tinnitus, the more upset, the more tinnitus … a vicious cycle. It’s like the feedback that happens with speakers and microphone … the more you turn up the sound, the sound goes to the mic, the mic pumps it out to the speakers and the sound grows louder … until it starts screeching.

So the remedy is … relaxation, awareness and meditation. Lower the stress in your life and when you do get under stress, be aware of it and do things to make yourself comfortable and at ease … otherwise you will have runaway tinnitus that will drive you mad.

UsernameIsTooLon ,

Interesting! That’s the best way of taking it as the more you ignore it the less loud it’ll get

caseyweederman ,

Your lungs have a smell

Prok , in Name one of his songs.
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I wish I didn’t listen to him, but most of the time I don’t have much of a choice.

jaschen ,

Esp at 2am

adj16 , in Your meal has been delivered

Wait I have something to contribute here!

Thank you UPS, very helpful 👍 https://i.imgur.com/dOyUFuB.jpeg

gnate ,

Close Encounters of the Third Class

nforminvasion , in Good morning I choose family time.

Fucking disgusting.

That’s not even funny. Exposing yourself to kids is… Not right.

themeatbridge , in Um. I choose cow.

Yo, breast milk is a valuable commodity. $5 for two people is a fucking steal.

Norgur ,

No one said you could keep the milk

NoIWontPickaName ,

I’m still in

Norgur ,

and nobody defined, what "milk" is either. And where it comes from. Be careful, friend. Some offers are just too good to be true.

NoIWontPickaName ,

I’m. Still. In!

CaptainMcMonkey ,

I mean, as a bisexual, it’s a win win scenario.

GluWu ,

It ain’t much, but it’s honest work

match ,
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Nobody guaranteed breasts

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