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jeena , in Polluter of the year
@jeena@jemmy.jeena.net avatar

What’s the point of being a billionaire if you can’t even destroy the environment?

Steak ,

And be rich enough to buy a whole new environment. With blackjack and hookers

ninjan , in text don't call

Sounds like the average lemming! One of us!

Shyfer ,

Someone find him an instance! Is there a hiking one? What place is he from?

5714 ,
Annoyed_Crabby ,

Have to be careful these day, wouldn’t want bigfoot scam me into signing my car extended warranty.

brbposting , in Why does this exist?
MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Hmm, well using it for chicken soup does make some sense I guess. Might be useful for a pandemic stash.

LemmyKnowsBest ,

What’s that she said about peanut butter sauce? What’s that got to do with cold gelled canned whole chicken?

brbposting ,
LemmyKnowsBest ,

😆 Oh Lord yup there it is

BackOnMyBS ,
@BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world avatar

omfg lmaoo im seriously crying from laughter 🤣…hhold up…🤣🤣…

why would anyone think a recipe clled sticky chicky dump chicken with those four ingredients taste anything but terrible? lol and people where complaining that it tasted like peanut butter spread on chicken!! lmaoo why would it taste like anything else?? it’s literally that with a spoon of soy sauce mixed in! omg im laughing so hard 😆 yet, there was still someone that said that they liked it. imagine what they usually eat to give this 5 stars 🤢

that recipe has to be a troll. it cant be for real.

apparently that great depression era style canned chicken is $25, so theyre paying like 5 times more than if they would have used a frozen chicken. i wouldnt trust the decisions of anyone that has seriously tried that recipe out.

harmsy ,
brbposting ,

lmao love this comment

BackOnMyBS ,
@BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world avatar

wtf, right?? 😂😂😂

brbposting ,

Yes ahaha

I_Fart_Glitter , in Mothers know that this is a wholesome combination.

Wouldn’t this curdle? I can kind of see how it would be a distant cousin of a creamsicle or a root beer float, but I think it’s going to get chunky. Maybe the “natural lemon flavor” is refined enough that it wont, I don’t know. I don’t have either ingredient on hand to try it for science.

green_square ,

The name “7up” would trick the milk into thinking it’s has a +7 pH, preveting it from curdling

faintwhenfree ,

Made my day with that joke

SuperIce ,

Apparently it doesn’t get chunky. It’s pretty popular in Pakistan: eater.com/…/doodh-soda-doodh-7up-milk-pakistan

Zagorath ,
@Zagorath@aussie.zone avatar

It’s not literally 7up mixed with milk, but Milkis is a fairly popular drink in Korea, and can regularly be found in vending machines—or at least could when I lived there in the mid '00s.

zalgotext ,

Just went to Korea last year, they still sell Milkis in all the vending machines and convenience stores and it’s divine. Yogurt soju + Milkis is a recipe for a great fucking time.

RememberTheApollo_ ,

Actually tried a couple of those. Must be an acquired taste. Couldn’t stand them.

Purplexingg ,

Same. I bought two at a local Asian grocer near me without knowing what it was, just to try. After forcing myself to finish the first couldn’t bring myself to start the second.

ABCDE ,

It’s salty fizzy yogurt, basically. Popular in Iran too, called dough/ayran.

elliot_crane ,

The description of this combo being similar to lassi made it instantly 180 from vile to tasty in my mind. Now how long until I find myself buying 7up and milk at the store…

imPastaSyndrome , in Just a little morning pick-me-up...

That lemon cherry cooler innovation though!!

Mixing two different flavors of packaged flavoring?? Beth you tricky skank!

Froyn , in Baked or broiled?

I love children, but I could never eat a whole one.

Imgonnatrythis ,

They say 12 and under but I bet a lot of them are like 1 or two, and you’ll be wishing you had ordered more then.

Everythingispenguins ,

Yeah but those young ones are just so fatty.

pete_the_cat ,

It’s just like veal!

Noodle07 ,

Not even a rotisserie newborn?

littletranspunk , in Describe your gender using only US states

PA IN

AngryCommieKender ,

There’s a town in PA named Indiana

bustrpoindextr ,

There’s also a town in PA called intercourse

littletranspunk ,

I think Indiana would reflect pain more and closer to my asexuality

Tikiporch ,

It’s not too far from California…Pennsylvania.

EmergMemeHologram , in You ask too much of him

Archangel Gabriel: why is nobody being not afraid? I specifically requested it!

SailorMoss ,

Honestly, with all the biblically accurate angel memes that have been floating around I feel like they’re becoming banal. At this point if I saw one my reaction would be “yawn you guys need to come up with a more original corporeal form.”

Maybe this is why they’re being posted? Angels getting tired of repeating themselves and being feared.

crystalmerchant , in You Are

Won’t somebody think of the poor hedge fund managers

Mango , in 🎵that's life🎵
OneWomanCreamTeam ,
Mango ,

👌

Shieldtoad , in Last year I found a Y shaped turd
SonnyVabitch ,

Saved to favourites, did you?

altima_neo ,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

Saved the turd for later, too

TseseJuer ,

it’s the circleeee of lifeee

PRUSSIA_x86 ,

as one does

Che_Donkey ,
@Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml avatar

Amazing, and you kept it in your photos until just the right time.

Future archeologists are going to have a field day with all our leftover photos.

ook_the_librarian ,
@ook_the_librarian@lemmy.world avatar

It makes you wonder what else is on the camera roll and which shitposts will unlock its secrets.

unreasonabro , in The opposite of a stork.

All Hail Abortion Eagle! Truly a sign of freedom.

catfish ,

Am I the only one that sees a crow?

catfish ,

raven?

rickyrigatoni ,

It’s clearly a dingo.

ArmokGoB ,

Chupathingy

jaybone ,

A crowbar? That’s a coat hanger.

TheRealKuni ,

Here’s the thing. You said a “jackdaw is a crow.”

Is it in the same family? Yes. No one’s arguing that.

As someone who is a scientist who studies crows, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls jackdaws crows. If you want to be “specific” like you said, then you shouldn’t either. They’re not the same thing.

If you’re saying “crow family” you’re referring to the taxonomic grouping of Corvidae, which includes things from nutcrackers to blue jays to ravens.

So your reasoning for calling a jackdaw a crow is because random people “call the black ones crows?” Let’s get grackles and blackbirds in there, then, too.

Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It’s not one or the other, that’s not how taxonomy works. They’re both. A jackdaw is a jackdaw and a member of the crow family. But that’s not what you said. You said a jackdaw is a crow, which is not true unless you’re okay with calling all members of the crow family crows, which means you’d call blue jays, ravens, and other birds crows, too. Which you said you don’t.

It’s okay to just admit you’re wrong, you know?

cashews_best_nut ,

I wonder what Unidan is upto these days?

Imgonnatrythis , in Carrot

Waiting to hear about a story where airbag deploys and projects carrot into eye socket.

Mr_Fish ,

Hey, did you know carrots are good for your eyesight?

Jimmyeatsausage ,

APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD

LifeInMultipleChoice ,

Those commercials were so confusing. I kept putting the Knee On on my forehead and the Head On on my knees.

ReginaPhalange ,

YOU LIED TO ME

tias ,

“Carrot”

jimmycrackcrack ,

Yeh I think we are owed this story as the price for our debatably useful replies

RIP_Cheems ,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

Reminds me of the bullet that waited 20 years in a tree to shoot someone

Rolando , in well grounded

"Dear Suzie. I swear I’m not cheating, if I am may God strike me de

Caboose12000 , in Be mindful of allergies lads

it originally said nuts, didn’t it
that’s a femboy, isn’t it

dessimbelackis ,

The only female m&m was green sooooo

Honytawk ,

Nah, pretty sure it is a drawing.

So it can be whatever you want it to be.

Kusimulkku ,

What the fuck how come someone drew my absent father in their comic?!?

problematicPanther ,
@problematicPanther@lemmy.world avatar

Damn, your dad’s hot dude.

Honytawk ,

He’s back from buying that packet of M&M’s

GrayBackgroundMusic ,
Caboose12000 ,

the followup comics were way more wholesome than I expected, thanks for the source!

richardisaguy ,
@richardisaguy@lemmy.world avatar

Wholesome and gay is my favourite combination of content

Siegfried ,

Im not sure if richard is a guy anymore

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