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realitista ,
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All that runnin’ around has gotta get tiring after a while though, no?

boatsnhos931 ,

It’s so those hos can see him flexing

Jimmycakes ,

What do you think his shoes are made of though

tacosanonymous ,

Speed.

robocall OP ,

Tiny motorcycles

niktemadur ,

For when he needs to go slower.
Like Eskimos use refrigerators to keep their food from freezing.

iAvicenna ,

do the velocities add up? If so there is still some mild gain.

dejected_warp_core ,

I dunno. I think this is good for Flash. To paraphrase SolidJJ:

Flash: So, to you, I’m moving faster than the speed of sound, circling the globe. But to me, that’s walking. Just. Walking. For like a year.

Potatos_are_not_friends ,

I’m not understanding. So for the Flash, he’s bored of walking and driving a motorcycle is much more entertaining?

kksgandhi ,

Maybe he’s physically tired, and is ok getting somewhere slow.

Corkyskog ,

Or maybe he doesn’t feel like eating a dozen honey buns and a bunch of pizzas and surge to get his caloric intake.

papertowels ,

It’s taking the elevator in a two story building.

Potatos_are_not_friends ,

Ha some days be like that.

Daft_ish ,

I don’t need to force my dog to pull me around in my red wagon. It’s just fun.

wabafee ,
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https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/af0c9270-8ae8-460f-9375-db87f65689c8.jpeg

papertowels ,

https://cdn.theatlantic.com/media/mt/food/32-IMG_9466-garu-gelb-blog-615.jpg

Blackmist ,

I’ve seen the super speed running effect in the movie. The bike is slower, but at least the other superheroes won’t take the piss when he uses it.

ScruffyDucky ,

He needs it to get to Chipotle when he’s very low on energy

MonkderDritte ,

Can’t even go offroad.

The_Tired_Horizon ,
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In the comic he loses his/the speedforce. Could imagine it was from that, but deep down I know it was just a toy companytrying to sell parents junky toys.

altima_neo ,
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Like Spiderman’s car

HBK ,
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Wait till you see his van.

The_Tired_Horizon ,
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Its where he put the kids aint it? 😅

ScruffyDucky ,

I don’t think so because it doesn’t have FREE SPEED written on it

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

It’s a van, not a microwave.

JoShmoe ,

A more appropriate bike would have Delorean capabilities

Glowy ,
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Think about doing an escort quest where the NPC walks at 25% your speed and how irritating it is to have to keep waiting for them. Now imagine the NPC moves at %0.0025 or your speed instead. If he ever wants to travel with any companions, this might be more to protect his sanity than anything.

herrvogel ,

He could just pick up the npc. Not like he’s never been shown to accelerate mere mortal fleshbags to relativistic speeds almost instantaneously.

SkyezOpen ,

I don’t read comics but I’ve hung out with enough comic nerds to pick up secondhand that the speed force and power cosmic are just straight bullshit. They do whatever. Think you found a problem or plot hole? Nah, magical powers specifically address that. Because magic.

rob_t_firefly ,
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A wizard did it.

bruhduh ,
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Those assassins creed flashbacks, oh my god

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