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omgitsaheadcrab , in Or meet and cheese

Don’t forget the wine

SuddenDownpour , in Sex

“Yep. I can confirm that sex is indeed happening in this bedroom. I’ll send you an invoice.”

mossy_ , in Or meet and cheese

Yay I love chartut… the uh sharcutery… the meat and cheese on a board

sulgoth ,

Adult lunchables

Damage ,

Tagliere salumi e formaggi

Noodle07 ,

Charcuterie, but it doesn’t include the cheese actually, it’s the name of the type of meat preps

mossy_ ,

to be honest, I had to fight autocorrect to misspell charcuterie for the joke

Akasazh , (edited )

sharcutery

Is that where the meat part of the board is just hakarl, fermented shark?

camr_on ,
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Sharkcoochie board

jaybone ,

Shark cutery

Slovene ,

How do you feel about crew do tay?

MrJameGumb , in Or meet and cheese
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My favorite part is when I get one whole day to sit quietly and no one bothers me… It’s glorious

bricklove , in And they don't fold well either

Reading the comments is making me feel like a psychopath. I guess I’m the only one who occasionally uses no pillows because one can be too much for me

Psythik ,

Yeah you’re definitely a psychopath. My neck would be absolutely killing me without a pillow.

saigot ,

Are you a back sleeper or someone who sleeps on their arm? If I get in my side sleeping position without a pillow my ear isn’t even touching the ground.

bricklove ,

I usually sleep on my back but if I sleep on my side I always use a pillow. I have a pretty big head so if I’m lying flat with no pillow my neck is straight and not bending backwards

MadBob ,

But you must rest your head somehow if you lie on your side? Or are your shoulders 1cm broad?

Drusas ,

I sometimes prefer not to have any pillow when I'm sleeping on my stomach.

UndercoverUlrikHD ,

I think I sleep more often with a pillow on top of my head or hip than actually using the pillow as intended. If you need head/neck support, the comforter is better suited for the job as you can fold it to the right shape.

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db2 , in Or meet and cheese

Bold of you to assume we can afford any of that.

Pothetato , in Sex
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Sex? Yes please. /austinpowersface

davepleasebehave , in Or meet and cheese

Ha! not if I’m vegan!

RootBeerGuy ,
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Enjoy your piece of wood!

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

That wood was alive too you cruel bastard.

RootBeerGuy ,
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Enjoy your work and bills!

davepleasebehave ,

lovely board of wood.

aniki ,

Enjoy your bowel cancer and early death!

jaybone ,

Adulthood isn’t always being a dick and cheese.

Enkers ,

Could I interest you in bruschetta, and hummus and veggies instead?

Skua ,

God damn do I love a good bruschetta

Skua ,

Nice bread, some houmous and balsamic to dip it in (separately, of course), marinated olives and artichoke hearts, grilled courgette and tomatoes

ObviouslyNotBanana ,
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Don’t forget the weird cheese made from rice which, while it tastes a little funny, reminds you of the hearth around which your forefathers sat.

thorbot ,

And some nice salted balls I mean balls I mean balls I mean nuts

jaybone ,

You have a good sense of houmous.

thorbot ,

I broke my arm in grade school and it has a kink in it now, everyone tells me it’s humerus

jaybone ,

They should tell you it’s kinky.

That would be humorous.

jaybone ,

How do you marinate an olive?

commie ,

garlic, capers, olive oil, a squeeze of lemon, basil, oregano, some giardiniera, pepperocini and a couple pickled onions.

i recommend mostly “black” olives with a few green ones for the salt and a bit more color.

Skua ,

Green ones with garlic and lemon juice are top notch though

commie ,

do you have a muffaletta recipe?

Skua ,

I do not, unfortunately. I had actually never heard of that sandwich before but it looks really good. I am vegetarian, though, so it'll have to stay just looking good for me

MrJameGumb ,
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I’ve never seen anyone spell hummus like that lol! Apparently that’s how they spell it in the UK?

Skua ,

I am in the UK so that would make sense. Going solely off of wikipedia's page on the romanisation of Arabic, I'd hazard a guess that the UK spelling came via French

Klear ,

I never realised that it’s not from latin, but apparently the words hummus and humus have nothing to do with each other.

FelixCress ,

How do you know someone is a vegan?

They will tell you.

match ,
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the one joke

aniki ,

How can you tell someone is a brainless gout ridden carnist? They retell the same tired old joke over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over.

jaybone ,

So carnist is a thing now?

wizardbeard ,

I would assume only for vegans who are committed to being elitist about it.

nomous ,

You seem pretty upset, you’re not yourself when you’re hangry. Need a sandwich?

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Not shitting on other’s people’s life choices is cool.

Even if they are being kind of a dick about it.

spujb , in Trump Airpods

there isn’t even a joke here lmao it’s just some pretty lukewarm concept associations

spujb , (edited )
the_beber ,

real

Noodle07 ,

This but bleeding from the ear

idk837384 OP ,

Uh oh, the meme connoisseurs found this post. Now everyone knows my memes aren’t critically acclaimed :(

bruhduh , in Hellooooo!
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Backrooms be like

jrgn , in Choices and consequences gameplay

What game is this?

NorthWestWind ,
@NorthWestWind@lemmy.world avatar

Style looks very similar to Slay the Princess, but I don’t think it is

Steamymoomilk ,

Love that game, and slay the princess and scarlet hollow are both made by black tabby games.

monsterpiece42 ,

Same dev

Maggoty ,

Scarlet Hollow. OP should have dropped a comment.

bruhduh , in “It’s sick”
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It’s radical

SternburgExport , in Hellooooo!

Do I look high?

Nokinori , in And they don't fold well either

birchliving.com/products/organic-pillow

This pillow right here. You can smush it into different shapes and it mostly stays. I’ve made a little crater in the middle for my back sleeping, then I can roll onto the taller ends when I sleep on my side.

Drusas ,

That comforter looks even better than the pillow.

Nokinori ,

Can’t speak to the Birch comforter’s quality, but recently I got my first set of really nice sheets too. If you’re patient, you can find some Frette sheets for surprisingly cheap on one of their sales.

Drusas ,

High quality sheets are one of those great luxuries that isn't remotely necessary but is so, so nice to have. Especially on a hot summer night. In my experience, they don't last nearly as long as cheap sheets, but if you can afford them, it's worth it. I'll definitely check out Frette.

Psythik ,

Birch, I ain’t paying over $100 for a freaking pillow. There’s gotta be a more affordable way.

Nokinori ,

I had to save up for it, but I’ve always slept poorly and wanted to go all in on the new bedding. Maybe I’m crazy, but I think it was worth the money.

LordWiggle ,
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100 seems like a lot for just a pillow. However, you use it every night and it helps you waking up without back or neck pain. So, investing 100 dollars into something you use 1/3 of every day seems like it’s basically nothing. My pillow costed almost 200 euros, my matrass was 1800. I’ve had it for 10 years, so it costed me 2000/3650= ~0.548 per night, 7 to 8 hours per day. Almost 55 cents for proper back and neck support, so I don’t wake up stiff and sour. The longer I use it, the cheaper it becomes, but I think in a year or two I’ll buy a new set so I’ll be sleeping like a princess for another 10 to 12 years.

Plot twist: learning to sleep without a pillow is even better for your back and neck. So, there’s your cheap option.

Evotech ,

ikea.com/…/klubbsporre-ergonomic-pillow-side-back…

I use this one. It’s pretty great I think

Psythik ,

Oh no I was afraid you would suggest that. I have that pillow and it’s awful. It has the exact issue that this meme is about.

Evotech ,

To each their own. Me and my wife likes it. Sleep like a baby

Psythik ,

lol guess I’m buying the $110 pillow, then.

Drusas ,

You don't need to pay quite that much to get one, but investing in a nice, expensive pillow really upgraded my sleep quality dramatically. I won't even let my houseguests use cheap pillows anymore. The difference is just too dramatic.

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