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jrgn , in Choices and consequences gameplay

What game is this?

NorthWestWind ,
@NorthWestWind@lemmy.world avatar

Style looks very similar to Slay the Princess, but I don’t think it is

Steamymoomilk ,

Love that game, and slay the princess and scarlet hollow are both made by black tabby games.

monsterpiece42 ,

Same dev

Maggoty ,

Scarlet Hollow. OP should have dropped a comment.

ininewcrow , in And wouldn't you know it, he's unavailable this weekend for my uncle's funeral.
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

In this heat??? … no wonder the guy never answers his phone, he probably died of heat stroke after his third event.

Some family has a fur lined bag of organic matter, wrapped around a saxophone, stinking up the front yard in the summer sun.

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I’ve been in such a costume in the Los Angeles summer. I used to work in the entertainment industry- the one that makes movies and TV shows, not the one that plays saxophones at birthday parties- but I won’t go into the details. Let’s say that it is not something that was ever worth watching.

You are correct, it’s brutal.

ininewcrow , in Hey isnt that the horse from Horsin’ around?
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

I should hang a moose on the wall like this

match , in Or meet and cheese
@match@pawb.social avatar

cheese board but the board is made of ciabatta

FooBarrington ,

You just cracked this thing wide open

AVengefulAxolotl ,

Olive ciabatta is sooo damn good

whereBeWaldo ,

I am a cheese board purist, can’t eat shit if the board isnt made out of cheese

jaybone ,

Don’t tell anyone about this secret sandwich technology.

son_named_bort ,

I stick with the wood. More fiber.

wizardbeard , in Betrayal

“She died in childbirth”

enraged train horn noises

Stamets OP ,
@Stamets@lemmy.world avatar

I was watching some Critical Role recaps and was in the middle of a deeply intense emotional moment. I had to turn away because I was welling up a bit and looked to the second monitor. A single lemmy message. I refresh. It’s this.

I cannot stop laughing at both the absurdity of the moment and the intense hilarity of that comment.

Bravo. Bra-fucking-vo.

mossy_ , in Or meet and cheese

Yay I love chartut… the uh sharcutery… the meat and cheese on a board

sulgoth ,

Adult lunchables

Damage ,

Tagliere salumi e formaggi

Noodle07 ,

Charcuterie, but it doesn’t include the cheese actually, it’s the name of the type of meat preps

mossy_ ,

to be honest, I had to fight autocorrect to misspell charcuterie for the joke

Akasazh , (edited )

sharcutery

Is that where the meat part of the board is just hakarl, fermented shark?

camr_on ,
@camr_on@lemmy.world avatar

Sharkcoochie board

jaybone ,

Shark cutery

Slovene ,

How do you feel about crew do tay?

collapse_already , in Or meet and cheese

Charcuterie- making Lunchables high brow food for adults.

Rentlar , in Lets hit them with their own weapons

🐸-tier shitpost. 👍

AtomfriedMegaforce OP ,

🐸-tier shitpost. 👍

is this… ehm… good?

jawa21 ,
@jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Well, you certainly wouldn’t want an 💇‍♀️-tier rating.

aeronmelon ,

🏳️‍🌈🐸

Jimbo , in Hellooooo!
@Jimbo@yiffit.net avatar

AHHHHHHHH

Diabolo96 OP ,

What? no like me face? Look me face, I am ugly? 😢

https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/pictrs/image/e67f54cf-896e-496b-8dc9-9fb74598fa45.webp

PhlubbaDubba , in *doing my best google impression* Did you mean: turn it up?

Years later and that album launch is still traumatizing folks XD

BigDanishGuy , in Or meet and cheese

I don’t know 'bout y’all, but I get them woody fibers between my teeth.

jaybone ,

The trick is to have wooden teeth.

captain_aggravated ,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

Ah the George Washington strategy.

LostAndSmelly , in Have fun with this one

Eating on a dare Take a bite, we’ll make it, I swear Woah-oh, livin’ on a prayer

gibmiser , in And wouldn't you know it, he's unavailable this weekend for my uncle's funeral.

youtu.be/NLB4Fcxh1iU?si=aDq1Rg0aHVR2VD3W

Dope

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

No thanks, I’m trying to cut down. But I like the video.

RavuAlHemio ,

(My uncle didn’t die.)

Then why hold a funeral for him?

Tier1BuildABear , in *doing my best google impression* Did you mean: turn it up?
@Tier1BuildABear@lemmy.world avatar

Did you mean, “turn IT up”?

Also, if bands were colors, Coldplay would be beige.

Lifebandit666 ,

Is that a kind of yellow?

Listen to the song, see how it sounds to.you, it’s doggy do, and they were all BEIGE

Aurenkin , in Betrayal

Don’t do it, Thomas, I have the coal mound!

aeronmelon ,

“You underestimate my boiler!”

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