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He didn’t play a black guy in Coming to America.

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They used the wrong building for their picture.

They want the KC office.

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You’d think the same would have happened to the E.Y.E. Divine Cybermancy devs, but they’re all still coolsies with each other.

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Because they hunt by using their three-dimensional sense of smell.

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Was there always a bucket in that picture?

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Gold males used to be pretty damn good. Now they’re just as buggy as the rest, and usually need a few patches on release day.

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Come see the famous The The River River in Iowa!

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According to a 230 year old linear function.

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He’s pretty famous for making portraits. Here’s his portrait of Idris Elba.

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He has a lot of upper class clients who he paints just as … starkly as the king’s portrait.

It is very much on purpose.

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First, you need some fat. And the best fat comes from people.

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c/MoulderingThoughts

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Is that supposed to be a fox or a wolf?

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Welcome to the circus, Ralph.

Now say goodbye.

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Remember: When you make fun of rednecks, you make fun of Dale.

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Dolly’s a hick. Rebecca’s the Redneck.

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The Miley Cyrus to Dolly’s Hannah Montana.

Who would win: every human in the world vs. every animal in the world?

I’m thinking the animals would easily defeat us, since trying to get all 8 billion+ humans to agree on a plan of attack would be a near-impossible task. By the time we’d be done trying to coordinate a plan, I figure the lions and cheetahs would have already devoured us, not to mention the larger animals like the elephants....

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You know that meme about having immortality but if a snail catches you then you die? There’s a snail out there in the real world that can actually kill you.

Animals win.

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Losing all your government contracts can be a great motivator.

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Because they can’t charge them with felony trespassing, so it’s got to be burglary.

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California’s burglary has “petty theft” as one of the signifiers for burglary. All they have to prove is that anything is missing, like a stapler, and then they can charge all of them with burglary.

Southern Baptists are poised to ban churches with women pastors. Some are urging them to reconsider (apnews.com)

From its towering white steeple and red-brick facade to its Sunday services filled with rousing gospel hymns and evangelistic sermons, First Baptist Church of Alexandria, Virginia, bears many of the classic hallmarks of a Southern Baptist church....

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If you have to force it, you’re going to break it.

Sidenote: rectal fistulas are awful.

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Anthony Hopkins will get in touch with you about filing all the paperwork.

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Nah, the “chlorine” is actually a microdose of ecstacy.

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It’s been 4 hours… Do you think he watched it?

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And don’t forget his allegiance to Sobek.

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The death of Rosencrantz in Vagrant Story.

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Yeah, but he can’t keep his mouth shut, so he’s a prime candidate for a parking lot fight.

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Every picture of Daniel Ek looks like an evil henchman thinking he’s about to deliver good news to his boss, with the stinger being the boss is about tell him that he has completely fucked up.

Texas professors want to use abortion ban to punish students for "consensual sexual intercourse" (www.salon.com)

“Along with their anger about abortion, they grouse about not being allowed to punish students “for being homosexual or transgender.” They also argue they should be able to penalize teaching assistants for “cross-dressing,” by which they appear to mean allowing trans women to wear skirts.”

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Thumbnail looks like an establishing shot from a zombie movie.

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Limiting migration out of the country, that is.

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Me after facing off with Iudex Gundyr: That’s most pleasant meeting I’ve ever had with a boss.

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