Speculater

Speculater , 23 hours ago

And can you hurry up with my Frosty?

Speculater , 2 days ago

Probably gets an air enema beforehand.

Speculater , 2 days ago

You left out the best part:

“While serving in the army, he told his fellow soldiers about his special ability, and repeated it for their amusement, sucking up water from a pan into his rectum and then projecting it up to several yards.”

Speculater , 2 days ago

Just jettison it into the atmosphere and send them down on something else.

Speculater , 3 days ago

My wife, a doctor, can support this conclusion. My doctor-wife says getting wet is a medical condition that other women should see my doctor wife about.

-Ben Shapiro

Speculater , 4 days ago

“If we arrest everyone who is sexually assaulted, there will be no more sexual assault.” -Xi Poo Bear

Speculater , 4 days ago

No cap, I’d use that.

Speculater , 5 days ago

I’m starting XCOM for the first time and it’s pretty fun so far, pretty brutal at times though.

Speculater OP , 5 days ago

I just can’t wrap my head around how or why people support these anti-human actions. Like, why spend $1M on helping the homeless or providing housing when we can spend it on prosecuting them instead?

Speculater OP , 5 days ago

The bitch of it is that Floridians would support that bill and reject one that houses and feeds the very same people for less money.

Speculater OP , 5 days ago

I think they’re the right kind of people and won’t be bothered. This law is for them people.

Speculater OP , 5 days ago

Fair criticism, but the bill will also make camping illegal as well as put a tremendous logistical burden on local municipalities all while offering zero funding.

Under HB 1365:

Individuals who are homeless are prohibited from camping on city streets, sidewalks, and parks—and are instead placed in temporary shelters monitored by law enforcement agencies.

The state of Florida has the enforcement tools needed to ensure local governments comply.

Homeless shelters will require occupants to not use drugs.

These shelters will also include substance abuse and mental health treatments.

Speculater OP , 5 days ago

Under HB 1365:

Individuals who are homeless are prohibited from camping on city streets, sidewalks, and parks—and are instead placed in temporary shelters monitored by law enforcement agencies.

The state of Florida has the enforcement tools needed to ensure local governments comply.

Homeless shelters will require occupants to not use drugs.

These shelters will also include substance abuse and mental health treatments.

So the legislation is targeted at the homeless, but to make it fair, the general wording is for anyone.

Speculater , 8 days ago

I hate when the far right says, “Who’s gonna pay for it?!” Referring to any program that would help the poor or needy… What would Jesus do? Asshole.

Speculater , 8 days ago

Some states have “maximums” to pay for wrongful convictions as well, like tragically small payouts. I feel like if you steal years of someone’s life, they shouldn’t have to worry about another thing the rest of the life you didn’t steal.

Speculater , 9 days ago

I love me some Evan Williams and diet Coke. I feel like it’s better calorically anyways…

Speculater , 9 days ago

I see you got the cop training down, I bet she “reeks of marijuana and alcohol too.”

Speculater , 9 days ago

I see none in Firefox with ublock origin on my phone.https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/caeedb8d-954c-4b76-9859-65cead63fb1c.png

Speculater , 10 days ago

I’ve had people say stuff about my android to the tune of, “If you’d just splurge on an iPhone you could do x.” Bro, my phone is as powerful as yours and I’m pretty sure you can’t escape your ecosystem even if you wanted to.

Speculater , 10 days ago

To be fair, it’s the only Zelda I never beat because of the Water Temple. I did the keys in the wrong order and apparently it’s solvable but after a week of trying 14-year-old me gave up and gave the game away.

Speculater , 10 days ago

Lemmy mods love deleting shit that can easily be fixed, it’s a weird vestige of their time on Reddit.

Speculater , 11 days ago

You taped a rotor to its back!

Speculater , 11 days ago

Probably meant we know that it happens and approximately how it happens, but the publicly communicated version is just vague enough to sound like hand-waving.

Speculater , 12 days ago

“The notice has sparked heated discussion online with many amused reactions from lovers of spicy food.”

Cheeky journalist

Speculater , 12 days ago

I’m a chili head and find the sweet spot between 200-500k scoville when you go much higher, it’s basically just to see if you can do it.

Speculater , 12 days ago

I think what bothered most men wasn’t that he was large, but that a woman would feel safer with any gay man that was with them.

Speculater , 12 days ago

This might sound twisted, but something that helped me take more time to myself was when a guy who was “the only one who could answer certain questions” with something like 30 years of experience in our field dropped dead of a heart attack at home. We figured out what we needed to figure out soon enough and his position wasn’t filled for a year because five or six of us took up the tasks he was in charge of… My point being, no one is irreplaceable. Disconnect when you’re not at work.

Speculater , 13 days ago

Little know trivia in the Book of Mormon, you get a chance to convert after death if you haven’t already!

Speculater , 12 days ago

I know LDS members in my family think they traced their lineage from present day all the way to Adam and Eve, so whatever you put, wasn’t nearly as outlandish as you think, lol.

Speculater , 13 days ago

Self-driving Cyber Phones with stainless steel cases that almost kind of fit, but not really.

Speculater , 13 days ago

Everyone’s too deep to escape.

Speculater , 15 days ago

This clears up nothing for me.

Speculater , 15 days ago

which was the fashion at the time

Speculater , 15 days ago

I like the idea of playing with friends, but fuck me if people don’t take for-fucking-ever to do NOTHING! Click, skip, move!!! It’s the first four turns, FUCKING go!!!

Speculater , 16 days ago

If we could get blue voters to vote with the same fervor as the insane right (who vote at if their very existence is at stake) there would never be a red president or Congress again.

Speculater , 16 days ago

I strongly prefer 5 to 6, 6 always felt like it was designed to be played on a tablet.

Speculater , 16 days ago

Subbed to them all, thanks for this outreach.

Speculater , 17 days ago

“You know, there’s good eating in them things.”

Speculater , 17 days ago

Not if the gap was filled with plaque, gottem!

Speculater , 17 days ago

I only use Discord with a VPN on… I’ve never seen this message.

Speculater , 17 days ago

P-hacker says what?

Speculater , 17 days ago

Same here, but they tried to claim I called a Steam Deck a “Rice Burner” as a racist insult when I randomly chose “rice” as the title for this meme to fill the mandatory title block. https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/401adc6d-b735-4496-96e1-cf688536068e.jpeg

Like, bro? Even if that was my intent, which it wasn’t even a term I had ever seen applied to a computer, it doesn’t make sense.

Speculater , 18 days ago

Same here used to love Sam Harris and to some extent Joe Rogan, like 2016’ish. Then they got into that whole intellectual dark web nonsense and stayed political instead of trippy brain science and meditation stuff, they started talking about international politics and they are both fucking bigots. Really turned me off hearing Sam basically support the genocide of Palestine.

Speculater , 17 days ago

I forgot about the IQ thing! His opinions on deterministic behavior are also a little out there and kind of look at the decision process backwards.

Speculater , 17 days ago

Correct. If you couldn’t legally vote when Y2K happened and thought the Power Rangers were cool and not a kids show, you’re a millennial.

Speculater , 17 days ago

Green ranger for me, but yes. :-D

Speculater , 17 days ago

If they act on a post or comment, there’s no way to ask why or see what their actual reasoning was. So it allows blanket censorship without a paper trail.