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db2 , in 🗜️🍋
brbposting ,

Is that copy registered or is it just happy to see me?

gmtom , in Non-binary

There are only 2 numbers

  • 0/1
  • all the other numbers
cows_are_underrated ,

All the other numbers can be written wit 0/1

ZILtoid1991 ,

Counterpoint: Floating-point inaccuracies.

Verat ,

In that case decimal is flawed too, 0.6667 or any such approxination doesnt exactly equal 2/3. It technically happens in any number system where you are dividing by a prime that isnt part of either the base or the number being divided

ZILtoid1991 ,

Counterpoint 1: 0.6̇ (Unicode does not support numbers with overdots correctly)

Counterpoint 2: 2/3

NeatNit ,

It won’t work with irrational numbers, or transcendental numbers even if you allow things like √2.

But honestly I have no idea what the point of this conversation even is

hglman ,

Floating point is a consequence of physical computerr being finite not using binary.

uis ,

Counter-counter-counterpoint: pi in base-pi can be written in one digit

yetAnotherUser ,

Counter-counterpoint:

Display the exact value of pi with 64 digits in any base N number system.

gmtom ,

All numbers can be written with |

uis ,

Define “all the other numbers”. Do we include only natural numbers? Or all instegers? Or even rational numbers? Do we include imaginary numbers? How about complex numbers? Orbetter go for quaternions?

gmtom ,

Define "all the other numbers

If its a number and it isn’t exactly 0 or 1.

uis ,

You still haven’t defined number part

Everythingispenguins ,

You joke but in astronomy there are only three elements. Hydrogen, helium, and metal. Which is just every other element together in one group.

Melvin_Ferd ,

1 is the loneliest

MystikIncarnate , in Later, losers

Must be so nice to know girls in real life.

By the way, I use Arch.

PenisWenisGenius ,

Is it true they exist? I thought a woman was just a thing ai hallucinated up I didn’t think they were real.

JoShmoe ,

The ai had to come up with the idea from somewhere. So women just might have existed at some point.

PenisWenisGenius ,

It got the idea from femboys who got the idea from 18th century dress attire who got the idea from an alien race of beings that looked like women.

basxto ,
@basxto@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

I see, you haven’t met the female archers yet.

uis ,

Female archer… They have penetrating arrows too.

uis ,

I know wonan who uses Arch.

match , in If I wanted to, hypothetically, guarentee that I shit my pants 2 to 6 hours from now, how should I do it?
@match@pawb.social avatar

We found the villain to the no-poop-for-three-days story

eezeebee , in As a long-time user hearing YouTube wants to play extra ads when I pause a video
@eezeebee@lemmy.ca avatar

I was fine with giving them 5 seconds of attention in exchange for a video. Then they added more and more, and moved the skip button SOMETIMES. It’s straight up disrespectful.

ShadowCatEXE ,
@ShadowCatEXE@lemmy.world avatar

I also HATE that if you miss the skip button on the first of multiple ads, they disable the skip button for another number of seconds.

Melvin_Ferd ,

I was okay with giving the recovering alcoholic just a small drink but this, I can’t abide.

RustyNova , in Trust issues

?

drew_belloc ,
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Viking_Hippie ,

Read the top comment before watching the video, so I was fully prepared for what was about to happen…didn’t help and now my cat who was sleeping on me is this annoyed at me:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/e12e3dd1-7a4a-452e-b1ba-48ed7372a21a.jpeg

drew_belloc ,
@drew_belloc@programming.dev avatar

I’m glad to hear that, hope you have a great day

caseyweederman ,
AccountMaker ,

I’m so traumatized by that video that now, 17 or so years later, I had to carefully scroll your comment in case the picture you posted was the screaming face

Excrubulent ,
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I haven’t seen it in years, and it was honestly great. Got a good jolt of adrenaline and then laughed my head off.

I may not be quite right in the head.

escew ,

After a few seconds of this scenic view of a car driving down the road, a person in a mask or something abruptly appears and screams incredibly loud. I can’t remember if it’s the video or your friends that tell you to look very closely to see if you notice the “thing” to ensure you are properly jump scared.

Klear ,

The car goes out of view for a but and then fails to appear when you’d expect it to which draws your attention just before the face appears. It’s subtle and devious.

KanariePieter ,

Even just reading this description makes me kind of jumpy. That’s how memorable that video was I guess.

FiniteLooper ,

In middle school I helped run the media stuff at my summer camp, audio and projector. We thought it would be really funny to show this one night after the talent show. We really cranked up the volume too.

I don’t think we officially got in trouble, but there were a lot of people that got pretty upset with us.

Bassman1805 ,

“Turn up the volume and listen to that engine purr”

kratoz29 ,
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Massive spoilers, you should just have provided the video to bring full context my friend!

ImplyingImplications ,

“Screamers” were a popular trend in the 2000s for some reason.

kernelle ,

This one and the maze game were so prevalent back then

ouRKaoS ,

That fucking maze game got me good.

Still salty about that one, Newgrounds set me up good!

kernelle ,

My brother was like “you have to wear headphones so you can concentrate”, I can still feel the betrayal

Kyatto ,
@Kyatto@leminal.space avatar

Did you ever see the jump scare manga?

idk if this one does it but I’m sure this was the one.

kernelle ,

I haven’t, I’ll check it out!

FinalRemix ,

It was definitely that comic, but it was hosted elswhere with a certain script to make the clicking and stuff happen.

Kyatto ,
@Kyatto@leminal.space avatar

that’s what I thought

CoggyMcFee ,

I’m very suspicious of what you guys are saying but don’t want to check

FinalRemix ,

The artist’s website abuses the “click a link” clacking sound on a webpage. The entire comic is loaded and scrolls between panels. However for the jumpscare(s), it shudders and audibly clacks as it “rapidly clicks hyperlinks” to jump between frames. It’s really neat effect and startling as shit. This page just hosts the comic. To confirm, in this link, you can not click between frames and just scroll with tye mouse ob the scrollbar down the right side.

SkyeStarfall ,

God I fucking hated them with all of my guts as a child, caused me so much anxiety and fear. And then as an adult I’ve had the pleasure of people on the internet (mainly reddit) telling me they were just innocent pranks that nobody actually harbored any hate for or faced any negative consequences from.

ramenshaman , in Gotta get on that grindset

He could show me his penis for $250,000. For another $50,000 I’ll show him mine.

TseseJuer ,

ill sneak a peak for free

ekZepp , in Do not trust it. Do not follow it.
@ekZepp@lemmy.world avatar

Trust your dog. He barks, you shoot.

barking-dogs-barking-4261093109

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

And always aim for the brain.

ekZepp ,
@ekZepp@lemmy.world avatar

No. Aim for the arms and legs joints. The brain cpu is encased in a titanium skull.

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

What if it’s liquid metal?!

ekZepp ,
@ekZepp@lemmy.world avatar

Gunshot and acid

Viking_Hippie ,

Bad advice. My mom’s dog has bad separation anxiety. She’d have to start blasting every time she leaves home or goes from the car to the grocery store…

tacosanonymous ,

Exactly. Also, I had a racist dog one time. I don’t really trust their judgement.

arken ,

Well, I for one want to hear more about your racist dog?

tacosanonymous ,

It was a Llasa Apso. He was very territorial, would bark at anyone if they came into the house. But if we were walking outside, really only barked at Asian and Black people. I blame his grandparents bc they watched too much Fox News.

NikkiDimes ,

I, too, had a racist dog. He didn’t like black people. He grew up in small town Canada where there was only one black family and the dad was the garbage man, so I think he developed a grudge against him coming up to the house once a week, doing his business with the cans, and then leaving.

Eventually we moved to a more populated and diverse area and that grudge carried on targeted at any black men :(. I swear he was a good dog otherwise though lol

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I have a sexist dog. She hates all men other than me.

tacosanonymous , (edited )

That’s pretty common. My cat is like that. My hamster was a lady but also a misogynist.

Maybe I’m just a terrible parent.

ekZepp ,
@ekZepp@lemmy.world avatar

… 🤔 … maybe we will double check first.

HottieAutie ,

If I shot everyone my dog barks at, I’d be committing genocide. This motherfucker barks at every single person that walks by the house. Yet, as soon as the doors open, she’s their best friend. WHAT IS SHE BARKING FOR?!?!

KISSmyOSFeddit ,

She’s inviting them in.

PM_ME_SNEKS_IN_HATS ,

Recently I’ve been replaying Ocarina of Time and my stupid dog barks every time a chicken/Cucco crows. She gets up and barks and freaks out, even though I have actual chickens that actually crow all the time. When Ganandorf evil laughs though, no reaction.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

She knows the bigger threat when she hears it

PM_ME_SNEKS_IN_HATS ,
ouRKaoS ,

Cluck around and find out!

Graphy , in Lemmy is growing and they are coming

Who tf wants to see profile pics

NickwithaC ,
@NickwithaC@lemmy.world avatar

It’s a useful anti bot tool.

can ,

No it’s not

Jax ,

Ah, I didn’t realize we haven’t reached the point with AI where they can download and upload images.

Why the fuck are so many people scared of AI? Lol fucking idiots.

zaphod ,

There are profile pics on Lemmy? Why would anyone want that?

Psythik ,

How do I set one in Voyager?

can ,

I don’t think it’s supported yet. but you could sign in to the website for others using different frontends to see.

idunnololz ,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

I’ve been using them a lot and I will say that it makes Identifying people way easier. I notice “regulars” now way more than before because of their unique pp. Whether that’s a good thing or not I’ve no idea.

WereCat ,

I don’t mind identifying people based on their unique pp but I find that quite NSFW

idunnololz ,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

I knew someone would make that joke when I posted that comment.

Sigh…unzips

WereCat ,

To be fair your comment begged for that joke and I absolutely had to take that freebie ;)

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar
systemglitch ,

I find over half the people that do it are unhinged, so it’s a great way to weed out undesirables as I browse. I love the block function.

Thank you to all the blocked people who expressed their mental illness or skewed views of reality so thoroughly.

(Ps: they can still read my comments, but I can’t see theirs, except as a reply that never shows up… it fills me with warmth)

JasSmith ,

100% of people who have one of those stupid anime avatars are insane.

don , in I feel old

That’s a dope-ass list, shit’s ill af. Just don’t be bitin someone else’s stilo, cuz that shit’s wack, yo. If ya do, just tell ‘em “my bad, b!”, or expect peeps gonna be poppin caps in your ass, ya heard?

Word to ya motha.

KevonLooney ,

Wicka wicka Slim Shady. Uh… leave Britney alone!

nonfuinoncuro ,
KingJalopy ,

Yes, Cuban B!

RHSJack ,

sup. /the ‘p’ is silent and the vowel becomes elongated with a drop; off. “SUh h”

garbagebagel ,

Bruh

root_beer ,

Okay gramgram, let’s get you to beddy-bye

Cosmos7349 , in aww man

Damn, I hate it when you get the answer right, but the computer still marks it wrong cuz of some minor formatting error like this

deafboy , in Okay, but Mötley is a pretty awesome name.
@deafboy@lemmy.world avatar

I’m all for unique and clear identifiers for everything, including people, but jesus christ, imagine yourself in elementary school having a weird name. Why would parents choose a hard mode for their progeny?

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I guess if everyone has a weird name, that doesn’t matter. Maybe kids don’t make fun of weird names anymore. Who knows, maybe it’s the Johns and Marys who get made fun of for having uninteresting names.

Fonderthud ,

I’m a big proponent of normal/semi obscure normal first name, weird middle name. John W Smith if you work in sales, J Wolfgang Smith if you’re an author. Perfect compromise.

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

We gave our daughter a somewhat disused but normal and formerly not uncommon name which was the name of a plant. We just wanted a name that wasn’t religious but still normal enough that she wouldn’t get bullied for it (she got bullied anyway). We realized later that it actually made sense in terms of her ancestry because her mother has a plant name, her grandmother has a plant name and her great-grandmother had a plant name. One long lineage of plant names.

whereBeWaldo ,

Wait, it’s all bullying?

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

She was bullied for other reasons. Most significantly being as eccentric as her parents.

trashgirlfriend ,

That does tend to happen to children that are half human and half flying squid

hungryphrog ,

At least she can spray ink on her enemies and then fly away.

trashgirlfriend ,

Good tactic for almost any situation in life imo

Zekas ,

Honestly being bullied for a weird name just feels like victim blaming. It’s just someone else’s shitty behaviour we’re expected to dance around? That was the one problem with the name.

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t disagree, but it’s also a parental responsibility, in my opinion, to help your child avoid bullying. It’s not possible to avoid entirely, but there are definitely ways to make it worse. And a weird name is one of them.

Spendrill ,

Give a kid a weird name and the bully will pick on them but set a bully on fire… no… wait, I think I got that wrong.

AA5B ,

It may be someone else’s problem, but as a parent , you should consider your child’s well being when naming them, and try to avoid obvious pitfalls

Zekas ,

I mean yes obviously, but still. Just angering me we have to fight human shittiness with something like this

atx_aquarian ,
@atx_aquarian@lemmy.world avatar

Always has been.

crazyCat ,

Dude I see you around here on the regular, so I’ll mention that this is ironic for me to read this, because we also named our daughter an old, obscure but “real” name that is also a plant (a flower, specifically).

It’s from France, so I asked a French friend before using it if it was ok to use and not a weird name, and they said “sure it’s ok, but it’s like an old grandma’s name no one uses anymore.” And that’s when I knew it was the one!

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Yep, that was basically our reasoning. Vintage name, so it’s memorable, but not a weird one and spelled normally.

And absolutely not religious.

pivot_root ,

a somewhat disused but normal and formerly not uncommon name which was the name of a plant

Describing it like that makes it really tempting to try and guess the name. Out of respect for your and her privacy, I won’t, though.

dharmacurious ,

Same boat. I think I guessed it, and it’s absolutely killing me knowing I’ll never know if I’m right. But also, my brain itch doesn’t trump doxxing a person (or even a squid) or their kid.

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Okay, I admit it. Her name is Cannabis Indica.

hungryphrog ,

What an awful parent you are, doxxing your own kid on the internet!

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Never post while high.

Korne127 ,
@Korne127@lemmy.world avatar

Ngl having “Wolfgang” as an example for a weird name was really strange to read for me… but I’m German.

TexasDrunk ,

It’s a pretty common practice where I live for a kid to be named after someone for their first name, but go by their middle name. So I think it’s perfectly fine to have one normal name and one weird name in any order.

A. John Smith is an accountant. Atreyu J. Smith is a musician who wears leather pants and some sort of studded headband.

dingus ,

Let me introduce you to Marijuana Pepsi:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marijuana_Pepsi_Vandyck

The kicker is her parents and siblings have normal names.

hungryphrog ,

Now I’m really curious about how people call her in day-to-day life.

tigeruppercut ,

That may be one case where a non medical PhD would be justified in just going by Doc

KillingTimeItself ,

mari, or mary.

brbposting ,

In the fall of 2019, Vandyck sponsored the Marijuana Pepsi Scholarship for first-generation African-American students at UW–Whitewater.

If someone with a brand name… name… starts a same-industry business in their name, or offers a scholarship for nazis, I wonder what kind of recourse the original brand has.

Tolstoshev ,

Narcissism

ricecake ,

My name is a standard name, but super uncommon here. It’s not that bad, since I got picked on about as much as anyone else. It’s not like they won’t just because your name is unremarkable.

awwwyissss ,

Imagine you’re a seven years old little fat kid and your name is Leviathan

deafboy ,
@deafboy@lemmy.world avatar

That one I actually like. It’s easy to short it to Levi in public, but still be able to flex among friends.

Adramis ,

If you don’t get bullied for your name, you’ll just get bullied for something else. At least with the name you can blame it on your parents, maybe. Kids are assholes.

ummthatguy , in Cow
@ummthatguy@lemmy.world avatar
aaaa ,

You’re excused. Anyone else?

ummthatguy ,
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Kolanaki ,
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The guy who was turned into a cow found out that day all his coworkers had secretly been furries the whole time.

ummthatguy ,
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urist ,
@urist@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

a boss that is also a cartoon villain is more understanding than my workplace

juergen , in Even the $44 billion didn't help.

Elon Scissorhands.

Okokimup ,
@Okokimup@lemmy.world avatar

Emo Musk

postmateDumbass ,

E for Whatever.

Annoyed_Crabby ,

Emo Husk

2deck ,
@2deck@lemmy.world avatar

Moe Suk

ChilledPeppers ,

Suk moe

FatTony , (edited ) in Divide and rule

I feel like the artist originally wanted to make this primarily medieval themed. But then realisied “Oh yeah, news and stuff are a thing.” And then just added laptops and antennas.

howrar ,

Someone shared a different version that doesn’t have those newer stuff. That might’ve been the original.

lemmy.ca/comment/7948433

cypherpunks , (edited )
@cypherpunks@lemmy.ml avatar
Rubanski ,

The font is slightly different as well

howrar ,

True. It’s very obvious when you look at the “E”.

1995ToyotaCorolla ,
@1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world avatar

It’s been added on to. The original didn’t have the radio towers or “time out” area

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