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Cosmos7349 ,

I bought Microsoft Office Home & Student 2021 … a one-time non-subscription purchase. Today I found this:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/98cf7a85-80c4-49d8-8b7b-0a8c640daacd.png

I was able to figure out how to “re-activate” without signing up to 365. But damn sure seems like a dark pattern to me

Cosmos7349 ,

This is peak humor idk why anyone’s downvoting this 😂

Cosmos7349 ,

Makes sense if the average includes the hours of zero calls when their phone line is closed

Cosmos7349 ,

I found the squirrel

Cosmos7349 ,

Joke’s on you. I get daily ads WITHOUT getting message or match notifications. I have successfully decoupled.

Cosmos7349 ,

Damn ur battery even lower than mine

Microsoft in damage-control mode, says it will prioritize security over AI (arstechnica.com)

Microsoft is pivoting its company culture to make security a top priority, President Brad Smith testified to Congress on Thursday, promising that security will be “more important even than the company’s work on artificial intelligence.”...

Cosmos7349 ,

I mean what they have to do is obvious, right? Only one of these two options can help increase ad revenue.

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"Of course, fixing these kinds of issues won’t push your product deadlines back at all. But we’ll be thankful to you! "

Cosmos7349 ,

So, just to double-check, the it’s-not-just-boomers proof is comments from fb, ya?

Cosmos7349 ,

I mean tbf 1 line of text under two large photos is easy enough to miss if not expecting there to be text there. I’d recc putting full text above photo next time.

spoiler___ https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/ed4c5bf0-6ea8-45ec-89cd-710ee449261d.png

Cosmos7349 ,

I mean uhhhh sure I believe you. I have no reason not to. But I never really was questioning that to begin with. My comment was never really meant to be taken seriously; It was just supposed to be a snide joke about “old people use fb”.

Cosmos7349 ,

Why did you, personally, poorly censor the word “sex”? I will never recover from your injustice

Cosmos7349 ,

Damn that’s crazy. I’ve never heard of bananas being associated with violence… anytime in the last 120-140 years…

Cosmos7349 ,

Okay I’ll come clean; I literally chose the range “120-140 years” by looking up the year that term was coined (1904) 😂

Supreme Court will take up Meta's bid to end lawsuit over Cambridge Analytica privacy scandal (apnews.com)

The Supreme Court said Monday it will consider shutting down a multibillion-dollar class action investors’ lawsuit against Facebook parent Meta stemming from the privacy scandal involving the Cambridge Analytica political consulting firm....

Cosmos7349 ,

Hmmm I wonder which justices were on the Meta yacht?

Cosmos7349 ,

Ur face is perfect

Cosmos7349 ,

Leave it to the corporate overlords to make my gander identity into dlc-only

Cosmos7349 ,

The thing I hate is that all these airline screens usually default to “on”, and people tend to leave defaults. I’m a tall person, and can usually see a large number of the screens in front of me. So if I’m on a night flight, even if I don’t intend to sleep, the only way to not be blinded by dozens of ads for a few hours is to bring a sleep mask.

Cosmos7349 ,

Basically earbuds, but if someone uses the acronym outside the context of stage or studio work, they are trying to tell everyone that they only use earbuds that are qUaLitY

Cosmos7349 ,

I used to be a stage and studio musician, and I still use customs outside of that context. I’m just saying that if I’m talking to someone about casual listening, there’s no way I’m specifying “IEMs” over “earbuds”. IMO same kind of energy as saying “I used my Arch desktop” when you could say “I used my computer”

Cosmos7349 ,

😂 🤷 Ya that didn’t occur to me; prolly cuz I think I think I’ve only ever typed IEM when doing a search, so didn’t think about typing-length. But I still stand that that’s the vibe it gives off in casual conversation.

Cosmos7349 ,

I mean it’s not a problem. I’m just letting you know that if you use a technical term instead of the colloquial one in a casual conversation on an unrelated topic, to me it reads less like “we can extrapolate” and more like “I’m using this word specifically because I want to extrapolate”. Not bad per se, cuz idk maybe someone will figure out they love in-ears from this thread. But def that’s my first interpretretation when i read something like iem in a post about airplanes.

Edit ps: I also love how everyone is responding to this with their distro 😂 optimal response

Cosmos7349 ,

my wasps do that

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youtu.be/JYqfVE-fykk

Cosmos7349 ,

Damn i wish i knew how to speak lorem ipsum

Cosmos7349 ,

🎶Shakin my head my head my head🎶

fathermcgruder , to nostupidquestions
@fathermcgruder@jorts.horse avatar

Is "resting confused face" a thing?

@nostupidquestions

Cosmos7349 ,

fwiw when I’m just standing around, it’s not uncommon for people to ask me if I’m lost lol. So I might be afflicted.

Cosmos7349 ,

I mean this looks about the same as 2 big cloves, no?

Cosmos7349 ,

You say this, but I see unexpected tourists fall from stopping all the time in metro systems all around the world 😂

Cosmos7349 , (edited )

? I mean falling/tripping onto the ground of the train when it stops, not falling onto the rails. If I was used to seeing tourists fall onto the rails… that’d be… concerning 👀 . The only place I’ve ever seen non-workers on the actual rails is NYC, because NYC.

Cosmos7349 ,

exposure

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😱

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Cosmos7349 ,

29.2 tweets a day?___ https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/fe34b5e1-5b1c-48d1-99bd-5a5cf23738b8.png

At a rate of 10,658 tweets a year, I’d hope he tweets at least one useful thing

Cosmos7349 ,

Apparently he will be able to vote as long as he doesn’t go to prison. That’s the state law of NY, and Florida’s law is the defer to the state where the crime is.

Cosmos7349 ,

No way the tech can fail worse than the DeSantis one. Right??? Riiiiiiight??? 🙏🙏🙏

Cosmos7349 ,

This reminds me of people who work on their laptop in the metro train. Like holy shit at this point you’re almost advertising.

Cosmos7349 ,

This is what I mean yes

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💩

Cosmos7349 ,

🧹🧹🧹

Cosmos7349 ,

tfw your space shuttle is designed to burn up in the atmosphere

Cosmos7349 ,

Not the part you’re inside, hopefully 🤞

New Israeli attack today (Tuesday) on Rafah evacuation zone (www.reuters.com)

CAIRO, May 28 (Reuters) - Israeli tanks shelled a tent camp in an evacuation area west of Rafah and killed at least 21 people on Tuesday, Gaza health authorities said, while advancing to the heart of the southern Gaza city for the first time after a night of heavy bombardment. Two days after an Israeli airstrike on another camp...

Cosmos7349 ,

The fact that if you hadn’t specified Tuesday, I would have assumed I already heard about it… oof…

Cosmos7349 ,

Yeah, but is their compute called a Gigafactory? I didn’t think so.

Cosmos7349 ,

“In addition, Royal Caribbean does not accept “land-based” health insurance plans.” Never seen this sentence before.

Cosmos7349 ,

dinosaur fleshlight

Cosmos7349 ,

Yeah, but we’re not cute, so it makes sense

Cosmos7349 ,

I found Snow White

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