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fakeman_pretendname , in Lemmy is growing and they are coming

Damn! He’s here?!? RichardRealName is my nemesis!

flicker ,

We must keep you two apart at all costs.

Also, I’m on your side. He sounds like a real dick.

GladiusB ,
@GladiusB@lemmy.world avatar

Sus!!

barsoap , (edited ) in Germans: what genocide?

Genocide, as in the legal definition, requires intent. As far as I see it Germany is not even trying to deny anything Israel did or does, or argue evidence in any other way, all the government is basically doing is saying “Your honour, our client can’t have intent because they’re demonstrably criminally insane, we know because we caused that insanity”. Not in that many words, but to that effect.

pyr0ball ,

And a sane person/nation would willingly engage in genocide? Insanity doesn’t negate intent, only ones ability to distinguish reality or prevent themselves from carrying out actions they know to be immoral. Inb4 India, China, the USA, and Russia of course but you take my point?

barsoap ,

With individuals, criminal insanity means that you can’t be held accountable on account of not being able to tell good from wrong: Lacking that ability, you cannot have an intent to do wrong. It’s also not a get out of jail free card, it’s quite often a get locked into a closed institution for an indeterminate amount of time card, until the doctors decide that you’re not a danger to yourself or society. Being judged criminally insane can turn a five-year sentence into de facto life.

And it’s not like I personally agree that the notion is really applicable to a people, or that it should be considered when it comes to the genocide convention, but damn someone has to be their defence lawyer – they certainly aren’t capable of defending themselves, pretty much everything they say just makes people more mad, justifiably so. Given Germany’s history don’t blame us for taking on that role.

HopFlop ,

The thing about insanity is made up by the person eho posted that comment. What they actually say is that Israel’s intent is to defend themselves against the armed attacks by the Hamas, so self-defense, and not to commit a genocide.

bartolomeo ,
@bartolomeo@suppo.fi avatar

That’s such a weird take. I mean you’re right, that is exactly the argument, but it doesn’t hold any water. To defend against Hamas attacks, Israel would need a huge border fence (check), a vastly superior military (check), constant surveillance on Gaza (check), Iron Dome (check), and even morally questionable methods like full control over the Palestinian population registry to track criminals (check). The fact that they had all those and still failed self-defense just adds to the argument that killing tens of thousands of civilians and destroying the majority of civilian infrastructure (while making the vast majority unusable) and completely debilitating the medical infrastructure and blocking humanitarian aid (also via criminal methods) and

Killing members of the group; (b) Causing serious bodily or mental harm to members of the group; © Deliberately inflicting on the group conditions of life calculated to bring about its physical destruction in whole or in part

is actually genocide.

KillingTimeItself ,

it’s not genocide, it’s war crimes: Germany, 2024

HopFlop ,

Your honour, our client can’t have intent because they’re demonstrably criminally insane, we know because we caused that insanity". Not in that many words, but to that effect.

That’s completely made up, either by you or by another person. What they actually say is that Israel’s intent is to defend against the armed attacks of the Hamas, not to commit a genocide.

More like: “Your honor, our client is just trying to defend themselves, they are not doing this to commit a genocide”

barsoap ,

Mere defensive intent does not match up with the evidence unless you assume psychosis, and Germany very much is not denying the evidence.

That’s why I said “in not that many words”.

HopFlop ,

Germany provided Israel with anti-tank weapons and also training muniton. That’s it (according to official statements). Doesn’t sound like something you could commit a genocide with to me…

bartolomeo ,
@bartolomeo@suppo.fi avatar

The insanity started way before Nazi genocide:

en.wikipedia.org/…/Herzl's_Mauschel_and_Zionist_a…

barsoap ,

That’s a spark, not the kindling, much less the oil we poured on top of it. Without that, the “holocaust oil”, Israelis would probably be like French levels of patriotic today: Occasionally annoying but harmless and also mostly charming.

pmmeyourtits , in First post

@zuck

Either pay me for my data or go fuck off.

empireOfLove2 , in Round 2 🚢
@empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I’m sure it will be a submarine*
*maximum operational depth 2 meters from surface to cabin, and must have it’s conning tower, bridge, and snorkel completely exposed at all time

sxan ,
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

Good point. If any part of a vessel never fully submerges, can it be termed a submarine?

empireOfLove2 , (edited )
@empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Not really, but it will be good enough to get some affluenza fuck to drop $2bil on it

according to their official page they do have it specced out for 4 weeks of fully submerged operation with a max depth of 250 meters. However, literally none of this is real as it’s just a concept model without real engineering or a prototype built, so the chances of it meeting such specs upon delivery of the final product are… whatever the fuck you feel like they are. Anyone can put whatever numbers they want on a concept model, feasibility be damned.

tryptaminev ,

For non military or explorative purposes there is absolutely no reason to go that deep. The “submarine experience” at 50m is the same as at 250m. And it smells terribly, because recycling sweaty air only goes that far.

UnderpantsWeevil ,
@UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world avatar

The “submarine experience” at 50m is the same as at 250m

Calmly explaining this to my crewmates on the Titan

roguetrick ,

It can be submerged but it can’t cruise on batteries for 4 weeks. It’ll have to put it’s snorkel up.

tpihkal ,

Perfect. Now I can ignore the article.

FilterItOut ,

Or, seeing as it’s billionaire bullshit, it will be an ecological disaster. What do you want to offer for the odds that it will have shit navigation, and throws out pings every 3 seconds if submerged? Goodbye local wildlife, recreational diving, and all other activities taking place underwater.

gullible , in The Karen of Lemmy

Excuse me, don’t mind me. I just came to receive my downvote from OP like everyone else.

neatchee ,

Ok this one made me chuckle

hamid OP ,

I’m really upset someone finally downvoted you. I resisted.

gullible ,

Being entirely untouched was what made it funniest. Welp, joke’s over. Everyone go home.

Nikls94 , in Our Whole Life, Just For This Moment
Minotaur , in It's kinda wild that zombo.com still exists

It’s very interesting and almost kind of sad to me that ‘kids these days’ I think truly don’t get how… scrabbly the early internet was. It was this truly and genuinely unique environment where people were kind of scrapping things together into things that probably just they thought were funny or cool, and then just kind of sending it out into the world.

It’s so different from today where advanced algorithms and profitability guidelines have co-opted that almost anarchic environment

Paradachshund ,

I mean there still is stuff like that all over the place, probably more than ever, it’s just harder to find because the SEO drowns it out.

KISSmyOS ,

Back then you didn’t find those sites through search engines. You found them through word of mouth.
Today, the people around you just don’t share sites like this anymore.

lefaucet ,

I think we’re maybe just too busy to be involved enough in the late-90’s irc-ish corners of the web to see it.

I bet there’s more than ever of it out there… You and I are just now into a perspectosphere of higher profitability, but lower keepin-it-surreality… If that makes sense

Which is kinda how it ahould be… The youth with their lack of responsibility own the edge of culture which they will eventually sort out to the worthwhile and the forgettable as their kids overtake the edge.

Zombocom is certainly in the worthwhile bucket. It encapsulates and distills so much pf the late 90’s into such a simple, light-weight package

SubjectivelyGood , in How many times will I tell you?
  1. Men, women, and everyone in between and between all sit at some point when using the toilet.
  2. It’s unsanitary to flush with the lid up.
dylanmorgan ,

Yep, mathematically people sit more often than stand when using a toilet.

Fish , (edited )

It doesn’t make any difference if you flush with the lid up. Poop particles will still go everywhere, even if the lid is down. There was a study on it that came out earlier this year.

AA5B ,

Thanks for the link

Poem_for_your_sprog ,

Why don’t we keep the toilet in a room separate from the shower and sink? I’ve never fucking understood it.

Dontfearthereaper123 ,

U mean an outthouse?

KillingTimeItself ,

those don’t hate water bowls, no micro particulates to be thrown about.

Revan343 ,

Men, women, and everyone in between and between all sit at some point when using the toilet.

The most efficient thing to do is leave the toilet seat the way it is when you’re done. Minimal effort.

The most fair thing to do, oddly, is to leave the seat in the opposite position it was when you got there; everybody flips it once, it may be before or after you use it. Fair.

It’s unsanitary to flush with the lid up.

I’m in this camp though, so it’s always left down.

faintbeep ,

The most fair thing to do, oddly, is to leave the seat in the opposite position it was when you got there; everybody flips it once, it may be before or after you use it. Fair.

I’ll remember this one, I love it when people are actually logical about things.

Reminds me of canal locks. The etiquette is to always close the doors after you leave, and people get angry when you don’t. But it’s infuriating because it actually creates more work for everyone. If you leave the doors closed then the next person always has to stop their boat to open them, but if you leave them open there’s a 50% chance the correct set of doors is open for the next person to sail right in. If you’re in the unlucky 50% it makes no difference, because you had to stop to empty the lock anyway and afterwards you get to sail off without closing them.

People also think closing them saves water, which is another can of people-not-understanding-physics worms.

unexposedhazard , in Who made more money with it, him or Prince?

I would argue the value distribution is not even tho. Im sure his iconic “motherfucker” and the movies in which he used it have contributed disproportionally more to this success. 🤓

MiltownClowns ,

Your showing your confirmatuon bias. Marvel earnings weigh heavily in his total box office haul and he didnt swear in any of them. I think we’re gonna need more graphs, to really get to the true value of the motherfucker.

cumcum69 ,

He got a “motherfu-” in infinity war

atomicorange ,

Would he have been cast for his Marvel role if he never said “motherfucker” in previous iconic roles? It’s impossible to detangle the impact of motherfucker from his success. If we could quantify the value of every word prior to his first on-screen motherfucker, and compare with his post-motherfucker value-per-word that might help support the hypothesis that motherfuckers are worth more.

PraiseTheSoup ,

Couldn’t have said it better myself motherfucker.

FiniteBanjo ,

NGL when I watched the Robocop remakes I was waiting for him to get mad and say it and I was disappointed every time his scenes ended until finally on the last one he did it, I was excited to say the least.

TheMightyCanuck , in Guys, lots of people on other communities are unsubscribing from here because of all the inane, boring "jeans" karma-whoring. Its "shitpost", not "shit post"
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gandalf_der_12te ,

you have to set it to the base setting

so that it’s based

Sterile_Technique , in if I see these on the car in front of me, I'll merge into the oncoming lane, close my eyes and floor it
@Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world avatar

I’m with the furry on this one. Fuck tailgaters.

I’ll personally just slow down until they either get the message and back off, or get annoyed enough to pass. Or if I see a piece of debris ahead, maintain speed until the VERY last second, then swerve to avoid it - they won’t have time to react, and will run it over. I got some asshole to run full speed into a chunk of some other car’s bumper doing that, and I gotta say it was the best high I’ve ever had!

*above does not apply to slow drivers camping in the fast lane. If that’s you, you’re the asshole.

Wogi ,

Ah yes, combating road rage with road rage. As is tradition

GBU_28 ,

If they pull up on you, just flash the steel! Ez win no consequences

Sterile_Technique ,
@Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world avatar

To be clear, I don’t ever break check, as that’s dangerous as fuck - I’ll just drop a mph every few seconds until they fuck off. Idk if I’d call that rage… my safety is compromised by them riding that close to me, so finding ways to get them off is a defensive move. I also don’t want to be the one to change lanes, since collisions tend to happen during transitions, so that’d just be switching from one unsafe situation to another. If I tactically annoy the other driver until they move, then it ends the risk to me without increasing the odds of hitting someone or something else… and since they’re already putting my safety at risk, I don’t really give a damn about theirs.

As for the debris situation, yeah I got nothing - that was rage, lol. But damn did it feel good! Thankfully there’s not enough shit on the road to make that a go-to option, but I’ll definitely scope the road out ahead juuust to be sure before starting the slow-down thing. Cuz, and I can’t overstate this: fuck tailgaters.

NegativeInf ,

I too employ the artful tactics of passive aggressive driving. It works. Hopefully it works well enough that people learn long term.

WeirdGoesPro ,
@WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I’ve had another driver brandish a gun at me for doing that. Be safe out there! Making a point isn’t worth your life.

People be crazy.

pancakes ,
@pancakes@sh.itjust.works avatar

Unless you live in a country with gun control. Then you can be slightly more passive aggressive as long as you’re not creating an unsafe driving scenario.

ICastFist ,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

Even with some gun control, you never know if the asshole is a cop on break. Fuckers love to carry and threaten others with weapons and will shoot to prove their point (at least in Brazil)

red ,

Luckily not all cops in other countries start working after a 2 week course. In Finland, for example, it’s a 3 year school, comparable to a bachelor’s degree.

Fisch ,
@Fisch@lemmy.ml avatar

Very different story in countries like Germany tho

sheogorath ,

Isn’t brake checking just pressing on your brakes slightly to turn on your braking lights but not engage braking? So you’re not actually braking. I did it several times when someone’s tailgating really close and it’s pretty funny to see them immediately slow down. Usually after a couple of times of doing it they got the memo and increased their distance.

PeriodicallyPedantic ,

A “brake check” in the context of road rage isn’t checking your own brake lights, it’s checking the brakes of the person following you.

You slam on your brakes, forcing them to slam on their brakes even harder, scaring and angering the trailing car.

sheogorath ,

Hmm, looking at the Wikipedia article seems like both of our definitions are correct.

MBM ,

Okay I don’t get the not switching lanes part, maybe I don’t drive enough. Why are people tailgating when there are multiple lanes, unless you’re in the leftmost lane for too long?

Sterile_Technique ,
@Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world avatar

Not switching lanes thing - this goes back to the driver’s ed course I took like 50,000 years ago, but the gist was auto collisions pretty much never happen when everyone is just cruising and staying in their lane; collisions happen during transitions like lane changes, merges, accelerating/decelerating etc. So, best practice in multilane highway situations is to get established wherever you’re comfortable among the ‘pack’ of cars cruising around you, and then maintain that position relative to the other vehicles. So when douchebag decides to ride my ass, me changing lanes to get out of his way compromises my own safety. Tailgaters tend not to be very patient, so responding to their behavior by instead decelerating (slowly), they usually don’t make it more than a few mph before they give up and go around.

Why are people tailgating when there are multiple lanes, unless you’re in the leftmost lane for too long?

Power move is my guess. I personally live in the cousin-fuckingly deep US south, and I drive a tiny car. 90% of the time someone wants to tailgate me, it’s some lifted monster truck… I think rednecks are actually offended by little cars. The other 10% are fancy sports cars. In either case, it’s the kind of vehicle that screams insecurity, so trying to impose themselves on other drives fits the M.O.

I tend to cruise in the middle lane - that way I don’t need to worry about people merging on the right, nor pay much attention to traffic behind me to ensure I’m not impeding the left. So, it’s usually in the middle lane that I have issues with tailgaters. If I’m cruising in the left lane, it’s usually because EVERY lane is jacked up, but in that situation I’m not getting ‘out of the way’ of the people behind me cuz I’m stuck in traffic right with em. People still tailgate in that situation and it’s like… bro I get it, I wanna go faster too, fuck off.

Tldr, people are assholes.

dingus ,

One time I was driving on some long ass backwoods country road in the rain. I was making like a 12 hour drive to get home, so it’s not like my destination was anywhere near close.

It was one of those roads where there was one lane on either side divided by a dotted yellow line. You were allowed to pass and visibility was clear. There was almost no traffic coming in the other direction, meaning abundant opportunities to pass.

Some asshat decided to ride my ass for *miles and miles and miles in the rain. I was going a decent speed too…a bit above the marked limit. This fucker both pissed me off and stressed me the fuck out. I tried the letting off the gas technique which usually makes dickholes go around, but nope. He continued to tailgate me for miles and miles no matter if I was going 10 mph above the speed limit or 20 mph below. Visibility on this road was fantastic and no one was coming in the other direction for miles and miles and miles.

I got so frustrated at this dangerous asshat that I straight up eventually pulled off the side of the road and stopped. He finally passed me and didn’t end up coming after me with a weapon or anything thank fuck. I don’t know if this chode was just too stupid to pass or what.

Sterile_Technique ,
@Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t know if this chode was just too stupid to pass or what.

That would be my guess. Sounds like the dude didn’t even know that was an option lol.

For those backroads type one-lane-each-direction situations, I’ll just pull way over and slow down to a crawl. Otherwise, even if the other driver isn’t trying to be an asshole and is maintaining a decent distance, I still don’t want their headlights shining into my mirrors for miles, so I’ll be pretty extra about ushering them infront of me.

Bonus: that puts them on deer duty :P

spirinolas ,

I got some asshole to run full speed into a chunk of some other car’s bumper doing that, and I gotta say it was the best high I’ve ever had!

Jesus! See this bulge in my pants? That was all you.

GrayBackgroundMusic , in Me no speak good

You people have friends?

MxM111 ,

In my case it is my father.

IDontHavePantsOn ,

Our dads probably know each other.

Seraph , in Bad noodle.
@Seraph@kbin.social avatar

But who IS bad milk blood robot?

MacNCheezus ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar
OpenStars ,
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

Uh oh, he eat bad noodle. But not egg demon one!

Seraph ,
@Seraph@kbin.social avatar

In my mind he was bad milk, blood robot.

Not bad, milk blood, robot. Yours makes much more sense.

MacNCheezus ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Well, given that there is only one robot on the entire ship (the exoframe carrier thing she uses to throw the alien into the airlock doesn’t count since it’s not autonomous), and he is both bad and has milk blood, it wasn’t THAT hard to figure out…

nifty ,
@nifty@lemmy.world avatar

I love that as a bad name

BreadOven ,

But who was phone?

RegalPotoo , in FB content... I guess...
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Theoretically you can do medium rare chicken sous vide because the temperature is just high enough to kill the pathogen. Practically, why would you - it skeeves people out, and the texture is pretty bad

20hzservers ,

Plus well done sous vide chicken is just as juicy with non sketchy feeling texture.

SkippingRelax ,

I actually like to push it to just as a bit less cooked than I would be comfortable with a more traditional cooking way.

Haven’t done it in a while but from memory 66C/150F for just over an hour was the way I loved it (thighs).

But yeah raw chicken yuck

20hzservers ,

Damn why you gotta tempt a man with the forbidden dark meat. 🤣🙈 Thighs are my favourite cut and I love a med rare steak. But it feels so wrong 😔 but why does it feel so right 🤤.

TheRealKuni ,

Theoretically you can do medium rare chicken sous vide because the temperature is just high enough to kill the pathogen.

Yep, you can find time-temperature charts for most meats, and that can lead to some interesting sous vide preparations that are perfectly safe.

I’ve tried it with chicken thighs. The texture wasn’t what I was used to, obviously, but melt-in-your-mouth chicken thighs, properly seasoned, were a success in my book.

But I like weird food.

Stalinwolf , in The real hero of Terminator 2
@Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca avatar

Motherfuckin’ Budnick!

citrusface ,

Bobby Budnick is a real one.

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