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RememberTheApollo_ , in Goodbye, old friend.

That is the first rock to be picked up, carried for a year, and deposited elsewhere on the same not-Earth planet, by humans via the rover. That rock would never have ended up where it did were it not for chance human intervention.

While fairly pointless, it’s still interesting.

madkins ,

Reminds me of this: youtu.be/ndj_dS4jImA?t=436

Decoy321 ,

Truly one of humanity’s greatest accomplishments.

Land_Strider ,

Rock moving has been a part of our existential comfort/answer/justification for so long that now we are even having a joy out of it when we can do it on another planet.

NorthWestWind , in Speed
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This sounded like an SCP to me, probably because of the train in Abiotic Factor

TwoBeeSan , in what then?

Best assassination take

einlander , in what then?

Why must you sin against me?

Varven , in Goodbye, old friend.
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Goodbye old friend

No_Eponym ,
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Toes , in Virginia is shrinking!

Wait until you see it in 2034

FlyingSquid OP ,
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Will there be any left to see?

rickyrigatoni ,

Sure hope not.

Lost_My_Mind ,

Its not the size that matters. It’s motion of Virginias ocean!

Brosplosion ,

Virginia has some interesting laws that kick into effect then. Google “Virginia Rule '34” for more info

ulterno ,
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Virginia Rule '34

Here’s what I found

Wonder if that’s what you are referring to.

udon , in Virginia is shrinking!

MAVA!

FlyingSquid , in 🦄🐋🥓🕛
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Pyroglyph ,
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Jilohertz gang rise up

curiousaur , in Lemmy users be like

Fishlight

HEXN3T , in Speed
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Pop quiz, hotshot!

RaoulDook ,

What are you doing in the bathroom, Keanu? I thought you were driving a bus???

Quexotic ,

Shoot the hostage.

ulph , in A legend has left us

You people are vile, wishing someone to be dead.

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  • thisbenzingring ,

    Mother fuckin pigs!

    Freefall ,
    RiikkaTheIcePrincess ,
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    If it makes you feel better, I wish I were dead too 👍 This world would be better off without some people, some people would be better off without this world 🤷

    funkless_eck ,

    In context, it’s a joke about how Elon removed protections against misinformation, not about wishing death on him. The joke only works if you know he’s alive.

    ulph ,

    It was more of a reaction to the comments than the original post tho.

    PapaStevesy ,

    Then you should have made it an actual response to those comments.

    ulph ,

    There were too many.

    ikidd ,
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    The joke only works if people have a semblance of a sense of humor. That can be rare hearabouts sometimes.

    samus12345 ,
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    You should go to the places where people want others dead for how they were born, not the fact that they cause massive suffering, and tell them that.

    ulph ,

    Different sides of the same apple.

    samus12345 ,
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    ulph ,

    Nice painting.

    samus12345 ,
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    The spelling errors drive me nuts, though.

    I’d like to see people like you vociferously condemning the instigators of hate as much as you always seem to the people who push back at them.

    Agrivar ,

    What makes you think those people and ol’ ulph here are in different groups?

    SkyeStarfall ,

    They want me dead so, I’m just giving them the same courtesy

    ulph ,

    Then you’re no better than them I guess 🤷‍♂️

    Zoomboingding ,
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    “I have killed 50 people in my basement”

    “I think that guy is irredeemable and should be put to death”

    You: these people are the same

    ulph ,

    Try again.

    Freefall ,

    no no, he got it in one.

    ulph ,

    Not really, no.

    MajinBlayze ,

    Yes really, yes

    Perfide ,

    Explain how they didn’t, then.

    assassin_aragorn ,

    Yep, they did

    abbiistabbii ,
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    Ok ok ok, I’m going to lay this out for you.

    Elon Musk wants people like me dead. They cannot be convinced otherwise and be giving them the time of day to try convince them not to kill me is, genuinely, a waste of time. They have made up their mind and believe that I am irredeemable.

    His ideology itself is a declaration of the will to kill people, this isn’t a case of “his opinion”, his ideology in itself declares people like me unworthy of a happy, healthy and full life.

    Wishing harm upon people like these is an act of self defense, not an act of wanton cruelty.

    BluJay320 ,
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    Don’t care, didn’t ask

    Plus, you’re a dipshit

    ulph ,

    I hit a nerve it seems.

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  • ulph ,

    Whatever you say boss 🫡

    DoucheBagMcSwag ,

    Paradox of tolerance mothefucker.

    Look it up

    ulph ,

    It’s a paradox alright. Are you supposed to be one of the tolerant? Can’t tell.

    DoucheBagMcSwag , (edited )

    Tolerance is the norm Only if everyone else is. Didn’t you fucking read it

    WamGams ,

    Tolerance is a social contract. People who practice intolerance are not owed anything.

    assassin_aragorn ,

    That’s the whole point of the paradox. Tolerance requires being intolerant to those who are intolerant. If someone won’t be tolerant of gay people, you shouldn’t be tolerant of them.

    To put it more simply, tolerance is a two way street. If you aren’t tolerant of someone, then you shouldn’t be surprised when they and their loved ones are intolerant of you. If you’re going to hate gay people, don’t expect gay people and those who support gay people to like you.

    STRIKINGdebate2 ,
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    Despite getting three reports I won’t take action against Ulph. They don’t seem to be a troll. I don’t believe in removing proples comments just because they are morons

    abbadon420 ,

    It seems like this community isn’t as peaceloving as they made it out to be. It seems like the lines are fading.

    TrueStoryBob , in Virginia is shrinking!

    They know what they did.

    mrclmlt OP , in Teste

    It was supposed to be a test, because “testar” in Portuguese is “teste”, and I speak both languages ​​poorly :)

    KazuchijouNo ,

    Both languges? Which languages? Are “testar” and “teste” English borrowings in those languages as well? I speak spanish, and I know “testear” is derived from “test”. Also, I was looking at the etymology of the word and it turns out it’s latin in origin. This is quite interesting : etymology of “test”

    ReeSilva , in Dumpsters
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    Isn’t cybertruck already a dumpster?

    robocall ,
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    Yes

    JusticeForPorygon , in A legend has left us
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    Fuck you for getting me excited

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