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EvacuateSoul , to memes in Figuring things out

I feel like it’s been memory holed, but I remember 00’s flat earth being genuinely smart people using it to illustrate the ridiculousness of teaching creation beside evolution, which was a push around that time. It was a Church of Satan style mockery, but I guess the arguments were too convincing.

helpImTrappedOnline ,

The smart people may have started it, but the dumb people listened and took it as gospel.

EdibleFriend ,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

It started out as something like that… I could have sworn it was poking holes in Holocaust denialism?

some_guy ,

Watch out, there will be a true church of Pastafarianism before we die.

Nacktmull ,
@Nacktmull@lemmy.world avatar

RAMEN BROTHER, PRAISED BE HIS NOODLY APPENDAGE!

unphazed ,

I’m kinda hoping for a Cthulu Church myself. Can you imagine how cool the aesthetics of the building would be?

Mesophar ,

Only place I could find this

unphazed ,

I need to become an author, create a Cthulu religion, buy lots of boats, and an island with a giant Cthulu statue with no explanation to keep it a mystery. I’ll build a church and instruct everyone to stay away from the island. Inside the statue I’ll pay a person to sell merchandise…

RatBin ,

Does the subgenious still exist? That’s one deep rabbit hole from what I recall

Jorgelino ,

Hopefully they stick to the 10 8 condiments

Patches ,

Poe’s Law

Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is utterly impossible to parody a Creationist in such a way that someone won’t mistake for the genuine article.

ganksy ,
@ganksy@lemmy.world avatar

I love that…and hate it passionately

Patches ,

;)

sheogorath ,

This is what happened at the Donald on reddit. It was a place to meme Trump’s idiotic presidential bid. But as soon as he got real chance at the election it was soon overran by the MAGA crowd.

mindbleach ,

People keep saying this and I think it’s bullshit.

If anything, the fascists were so stupid from the get-go that sane people thought they were joking.

JackbyDev ,

I think a more accurate retelling is that the memes were fun before Trump was a serious threat.

Pan_Ziemniak ,

I member… i learned of it from a vsauce video i watched when it first dropped. Was mindblown years later when ppl were touting the flat earth society seriously. Their tagline was literally, “We Have Members Around the Globe!”

Naz ,

I recall it being an argument in a high school debate club or someother which made it’s way onto 4chan and found supporters, who then proceeded to do what 4chan does best, and troll people/targets of their derision. Basically they assumed no one was stupid enough to believe it and were shockingly surprised.

JargonWagon ,

I remember it being trolls on 4chan.

chiliedogg ,

It was a weird blend of that and true believers. Then the people there for the joke of it all got weirded out by the crazies and left.

Neato , to lemmyshitpost in We're sorry
@Neato@ttrpg.network avatar

If they were sorry they should figure out the downtime and pay prorated rates back to every affected customer.

ZeroCool ,

“We’re not that sorry lol” -AT&T

0x0 ,

We’re very sorry, but not in a way that affects our bottom line, so, ya know… deal with it?

saltesc ,

When my internet goes down, my provider unlimits my phone so I can hotspot the house through 5G still. If I go out, the modem switches to a backup 4G they unlimit too. If it takes a few days, they start throwing the refunds or free month at me. I’ve actually told them I’m not too upset and away for the weekend, so they don’t have to go above and beyond.

Communications regulators. Only for us evil “socialist” countries.

frobeniusnorm ,

Estonia?

SteveTech ,

I think Telstra in Australia has done a similar things in the past too.

Potatos_are_not_friends ,
papalonian ,

Funnily enough, I tried this once when my Internet (shitfinity) went out for two days. I asked the online chat rep if I could be reimbursed for the outage. They replied with, “due to the outage, we will be crediting (128.99/30*2)=$8.60 to your account.” With the math included and everything. They probably have a lot of people trying to get a free month out of a few hours without service and just started doing that, haha. I couldn’t be mad.

LemmyKnowsBest ,

It’s hard not to respect companies with extremely accurate accounting.

AtmaJnana ,

Most ISPs will do the same, prorating. The vast majority of customers never ask for a credit.

zqwzzle , (edited ) to programmerhumor in Conveniently enter your phone number with a single input

If you haven’t seen it there are others in the worst telephone entry fields. imgur.com/a/4f3XB

There’s also a collection of terrible volume controls out there. imgur.com/gallery/5BFynxT

Terrible gender controls: imgur.com/gallery/HdFhJZE

Edit: added some imgur folders, some Google sites have a more complete collection

bobs_monkey ,

twitch

zqwzzle ,

Somewhat more controversially there was a recent attempt at “improving” gender input fields.

imgur.com/gallery/HdFhJZE

harry315 ,

to be fair, the first colour picker isn’t too bad, it it?

zqwzzle ,

My amusement comes from the fact that in most cases a gender input field is just an invasion of privacy, juxtaposed against these ridiculous over implementations. My favourite is the gender fluid one.

Zoidberg ,

What bugs me is: why in the fuck are they asking for people’s gender? Other than medical questions (where you specify your birth gender), I think for the vast majority of cases the question should not be relevant.

zqwzzle ,

Yeah pretty much, medical and dating information maybe. Anything else is just an invasion of privacy.

whodatdair ,

What a terrible day to have eyes

litchralee ,

Thank you for reminding me of this: youtube.com/shorts/XqNrO33bxmw

ivanafterall ,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

I love those so much.

HerbalGamer ,
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

https://i.imgur.com/85OLRpM.jpeg

7 Dimensional Gender Coordinates got me

zqwzzle ,

The compressed installer for doom was about 2MB if you wanted to use that as a gender.

xigoi ,
@xigoi@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Poe’s Law moment. I can’t tell whether the terms are made up for the sake of the meme or actually used by gender theorists.

TheBat ,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

Those look like names of medicines tbh.

Rodeo ,

My favourite is the “upload your genitals as jpeg”

Bunnylux ,
@Bunnylux@lemmy.world avatar

I rarely laugh out loud and my coworkers are suspicious.

zqwzzle ,

It’s not in the collection but I recall a phone entry where the slider would move along the digits of pi until you found your phone number.

deadbeef79000 ,

That one was my favourite.

Especially when it makes someone stop and think about it.

Hang on… would that work?

An infinite, non repeating sequence of digits?

Yeah, that would contain all possible sequences of arbitrary length.

zqwzzle ,

Found it i.imgur.com/rh0mDnK.gifv there is a discussion about this math.stackexchange.com/…/proof-of-the-existence-o…

Apparently all combinations of 10 digits appear in the first 241641121048 digits of pi.

ShepherdPie ,

Those volume controls are fucking incredible.

zqwzzle ,

The creativity of the awfulness amuses and disturbs me.

deweydecibel ,

I appreciate the imgur links and not direct images.

drcobaltjedi ,

Hi, I’m the creator of /r/baduibattles, and one of the mods of !bad_ui_battles if anyome here would like to submit terrible UI here

master5o1 ,

I don’t have an example, but I would like to see a rotary phone dial ui as input method for a phone number.

Edit: I see there’s mentions and a gif in another comment.

dan ,
@dan@upvote.au avatar

Hahaha I hadn’t seen the volume one before. I love it!

lemmingnosis ,
dutchkimble ,

That second catapulting volume is cool

zqwzzle ,

There are some pretty good gamified ones for the phone number.

nightwatch_admin ,

“Is your phone ringing y/n” is my absolute favourite, but they’re all so good!

DogWater ,

I swear I saw this guy posting his community’s submissions for the worst UI/best UI jokes and this was one of them

VindictiveJudge ,
@VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world avatar

Is it bad that I kind of like the rotary phone input?

Zoidberg ,

And don’t forget the mother of all bad interfaces game: userinyerface.com

RogueBanana , to lemmyshitpost in Gastronomical Masterpiece

As an Asian this whole thread feels so weird and I can’t tell if people actually eat rice with ketchup or they are tricking me into trying an abomination

baked_tea ,

Mayonnaise

iheartneopets ,

Japanese comfort food frequently calls for either ketchup or Japanese mayo in/on rice. Omurice being a prime example.

scottywh ,

Gross

iheartneopets ,

Ok

Baccata ,

French here. I admit I used to eat rice with ketchup when I was a kid. I’m disgusted with myself thinking about it now.

jacktherippah ,

you WHAT?

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I used to eat ketchup sandwiches when I was a kid. Just ketchup between two pieces of bread.

I also liked yogurt and cottage cheese mixed together.

Kids are weird.

PeroBasta ,

You frenchies do some nasty shit sometimes. Very high cuisine but the day to day sometimes is weird (I have some colleagues that told me this)

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

I mean it’s more like childrens’ food so abomination is a bit of an exaggeration but it’s certainly nothing interesting. It’s rice with ketchup.

stardreamer ,
@stardreamer@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Why can’t y’all just make normal children’s food like chicken curry with rice? Stop putting so much sugar and corn syrup in everything.

If this continues we’ll have to retaliate: see how certain East Asian countries make pizzas and burgers and see how you like it! (PS: it was flatbread with corn and ham as the only toppings)

Oh and the original answer: since so many people have already answered soy sauce, I’d say chicken soup or pork broth.

root_beer ,

(PS: it was flatbread with corn and ham as the only toppings)

You’re leaving out the mayo though, aren’t you?

hydrospanner ,

I wouldn’t say it’s common, but I also wouldn’t say it’s unheard of…and I would never put it past Americans to try an odd condiment application.

Honestly though, when you look at the ingredients, it’s not too drastically far off from the ingredients of a sauce you might specifically put together as part of a more traditional rice dish: tomatoes, vinegar, onion, garlic, ginger, coriander, cumin… bit heavy on the sugar but a lot of sauces in Asian cooking are even sweeter.

I agree it seems repulsive on the surface to me too, but now that I’ve been thinking about it…I kinda wanna try it.

hperrin , to programmer_humor in Not mocking cobol devs but yall are severely underpaid for keeping fintech alive

Something that maybe a software engineer union could solve.

WhatAmLemmy ,

Something that a union would definitely solve. What are the banks gonna do? Fire every veteran and hire a team of underpaid newbs to manage their critical systems? If they were dumb enough to do that, let them save themselves millions a year by facing billions in losses… I’m sure that’ll work out well.

bearwithastick ,

Banks: Hold my beer!

And later blame it on the workers that unionized.

aksdb ,

It only needs to work long enough for the current management to cash in on their savings. Then it’s their successors problem.

r00ty Admin ,
r00ty avatar

The thing is, this type of job never needed a union previously. It was niche enough for a long time, that you were sought out and rewarded well. But yes, I think we're moving into an era where we do need union representation.

Oddly enough, with my experience I am sought out still. Just for bizarre startups who clearly never checked my previous work history. Some of the messages I get on Linkedin for example are just weird requests.

PhlubbaDubba ,

If only there was one, I wish I had one just so I wouldn’t have to do all the fucking social hoops just to get my resume noticed by an actual human before the HR’s “I don’t want to do my job!” machines filter me out for not going to an Ivy League School like apparently everyone else did.

HairHeel ,
@HairHeel@programming.dev avatar

Nah, they’re going to “solve” it by paying web developers less, not paying cobol developers more

RedWizard ,
@RedWizard@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Something a union could solve…

hperrin ,

Yes, workers unions are famous for fighting to lower the wages of the workers they represent. Very much. Indeed.

HairHeel ,
@HairHeel@programming.dev avatar

I think the problem is that unions are famous for fighting for equal pay across the board for the workers they represent regardless of individual competency or market demand. For this example they’ll give COBOL developers a raise to 120K and give web developers a pay cut to 120K.

Or best case scenario they give the COBOL developers a short-term raise to 150, then raises across the industry stagnate in coming years to offset the fact that employers feel like they’re overpaying for some people. But sure, a few years later the union can come in to look like a hero arguing for a fraction of the raise the web devs could have already gotten.

Slinky5737 , to lemmyshitpost in Which burn was worse? I'm gonna vote for #11.

This has big “FW: FW: RE: FW:” energy.

StupidBrotherInLaw ,

Seriously, I had to double check I wasn’t somehow on Facebook.

PumaStoleMyBluff ,

Going to forward it to my dad so he can slowly read it aloud during Thanksgiving dinner while a dozen people sit uncomfortably in silence, waiting for him to look up so they can awkwardly laugh.

SheDiceToday ,

Because it is, just translated to picture memes now instead of formatted to have big, flashing red-lettered words and bolded emphasis. I remember seeing this list at least a few years ago.

son_named_bort ,

Is there a forwards from Grandma community on here like there was on Reddit?

ech , to fediverse in Lemmy.world removes its rules against discrimination

5.0.1: Before using the website, remember you will be interacting with actual, real people and communities. Lemmy.World is not a place for you to attack other groups of people. Every one of our users has a right to browse and interact with the website and all of its contents free of treatment such as harassment, bullying, violation of privacy or threats of violence.

MrMusAddict ,

In my opinion this is actually better than the CoC. The only thing “missing” is the definition of which qualities you shouldn’t discriminate against. But that’s now generalized into “groups of people”.

I still can’t discriminate against people based on any qualification. Hell, I technically can’t discriminate against “pineapple on pizza eaters”.

DharmaCurious ,
@DharmaCurious@startrek.website avatar

Good. Because it’s fucking delicious and I don’t care what the internet says. We all loved it in the 90s, and nothing has changed. It’s still delicious, we just do less coke now.

billiam0202 ,

You heretic! I want you to know that if I could discriminate against you for putting pineapple on pizza, I absolutely would!

tpihkal ,

I respect their right to put pineapple pizza, but I’ll be damned if our pizzas are going to touch.

Flaky ,
@Flaky@iusearchlinux.fyi avatar

What about people who don’t eat pizza crust?

Shazbot ,

They are wonderful people. Especially when they tear off the crust so I can eat it.

DharmaCurious ,
@DharmaCurious@startrek.website avatar

They’re useful idiots if they give me their crusts.

TinyPizza ,
@TinyPizza@kbin.social avatar

Obligatory pizza related chime in. You fuck with jalapenos on that sexy pineapple pizza?

TheAnonymouseJoker ,
@TheAnonymouseJoker@lemmy.ml avatar

I wear jalapeños on my rocket and thrust it in the pineapple pizza wrapped around it.

TinyPizza ,
@TinyPizza@kbin.social avatar

This ain't your fathers pizza coitus, jack! EXTREME!!!

TheAnonymouseJoker ,
@TheAnonymouseJoker@lemmy.ml avatar

Its your fault for telling us how sexy and fuckable pineapple pizzas are.

TinyPizza ,
@TinyPizza@kbin.social avatar

Some say it was a fault, I say it was my sweet and spicy pleasure.

TheAnonymouseJoker ,
@TheAnonymouseJoker@lemmy.ml avatar

I have not eaten a good pizza in ages😢 and I am hungry

TinyPizza ,
@TinyPizza@kbin.social avatar

Erotic pizza talk aside, look up recipes for making pizza in a cast iron skillet. Some of the best pizza you'll ever have and it takes very little effort once you get the motions down. Treat yo self!

TheAnonymouseJoker ,
@TheAnonymouseJoker@lemmy.ml avatar

Too lazy to cook a damn pizza. I am only good enough for omelettes, oats and shakes. At some point I will start cooking more intricate stuff.

TheAnonymouseJoker ,
@TheAnonymouseJoker@lemmy.ml avatar

Update, I bought myself a nice chunky cheesy pineapple pizza with capsicum, jalapeno, tomatoes, cottage cheese and some chillies. It was from a nice local pizza bakery for $10. I got to eat a piece of heaven in many years.

DharmaCurious ,
@DharmaCurious@startrek.website avatar

Sometimes I fucks with jalapenos, yeah. Especially if I’m high. Lol.

TinyPizza ,
@TinyPizza@kbin.social avatar

Jalapenos with the pineapple is so stupidly good. You get bacon on there and then it's like the crossroads of heavenly flavors. It's not a pizza for the meek.

It's a five gallon hat wearing, tambourine hand flailin, tastebuds up the wall wailin, genuine taste sensation!

DharmaCurious ,
@DharmaCurious@startrek.website avatar

It’s so fucking good, but I’m more of a ham than bacon person. Bacon is too hard for my poor, American, no dental insurance havin’ teeth. Lol.

TinyPizza ,
@TinyPizza@kbin.social avatar

Hmm, does that mean you're also going soft not crispy pizza?

DharmaCurious ,
@DharmaCurious@startrek.website avatar

I can do crispy crust, it’s not too hard. But I do also love a deep dish. Lol.

TinyPizza ,
@TinyPizza@kbin.social avatar

Ok, just making sure. I've met people that enjoy under cooked pizza and bread sticks and I've come to realize that they all tend to suck outside of just their choice of gross pizza. Like who the fuck orders underdone pizza that you plan on sharing?

Deep dish is awesome and you go with like a spinach, mushroom, onion and garlic... What a pie!

DharmaCurious ,
@DharmaCurious@startrek.website avatar

You and I should be pizza friends. I will cook amazing pizza. Lol.

TinyPizza ,
@TinyPizza@kbin.social avatar

Pizza pals it is!

DharmaCurious ,
@DharmaCurious@startrek.website avatar

I’ve just noticed your username. Haha.

TinyPizza ,
@TinyPizza@kbin.social avatar

yes, it is the source from which I derive my pizza authority.

DharmaCurious ,
@DharmaCurious@startrek.website avatar

All hail the Tiny pizza!

ThisIsNotHim ,
@ThisIsNotHim@sopuli.xyz avatar

Hot take: ham doesn’t go on pizza. The pineapple isn’t the problem

TinyPizza ,
@TinyPizza@kbin.social avatar

That a spicy one for sure. What's the combo then? I need to know what else to pair with that sweet ol pineapple.

ThisIsNotHim ,
@ThisIsNotHim@sopuli.xyz avatar

Bacon or pepperoni. You need something salty do to do the job that ham fails to do.

Jalapenos are semi-optional. If they’re too spicy for someone, then pepperoni might be the choice. There needs to be something spicy to complement the pineapple.

TinyPizza ,
@TinyPizza@kbin.social avatar

Ok, controversial question. Do you ever play with fire and sub in the ever dreaded anchovy? Spicy, salty, sweet and umami?

ThisIsNotHim ,
@ThisIsNotHim@sopuli.xyz avatar

It sounds plausible? I haven’t taken the effort to figure out how to like anchovies on pizza.

The one time I tried it the result was way too salty. I think I need to find someone local that likes them and copy their order.

TinyPizza ,
@TinyPizza@kbin.social avatar

Try it sometime! It's not for everyone but it's a real Michelangelo style ninja slice!

MrScottyTay ,

Pineapple pairs the best with spicy pizzas, I always add it as an extra.

Rivalarrival ,

Nazis are a group of people. Republicans are a group of people. Pedophiles are a group of people.

MrMusAddict , (edited )

That’s a bad faith argument. The ToS also says to not engage in illegal activity. The admonishment of Nazi’s and Pedophiles is an admonishment of illegal evil.

Your inclusion of Republicans is a bit of an extreme juxtaposition. Feel free to admonish the individual evil views of Republicans, but to discriminate against Republicans purely for their association is rightly against ToS.

Rivalarrival ,

Ok, Boomer.

lemann ,

We could do this for any group of people we don’t like IMO… Doesn’t make it right, regardless of how disgusting their actions may be ☹️

TWeaK ,

By my reading of it, you can still discriminate against pineapple pizza eaters, or any other group whatsoever, you just can’t harass, bully, violate their privacy or threaten them with violence. Which is fine by me, if someone wants to make a community only for ginger haired people and ban anyone they think isn’t naturally ginger, that’s their perogative.

AFKBRBChocolate ,

That was my takeaway, too, and I think it’s positive. The nice thing is, if it turns out that the policy fosters behavior that’s bad for the broader community, they can change it.

clueless_stoner ,
@clueless_stoner@lemmy.world avatar

Of course we would, and that’s also exactly why we invited users to discuss and provide feedback while launching it. It is a living document, and we hope to update and improve it periodically and consistently.

AFKBRBChocolate ,

Some people have given you guys a lot of flack, but I really think you’re making a thoughtful, good faith effort to do things right, and I think you’re doing well. There have been a couple things that I thought were the wrong decision, but (1) they’ve been relatively minor, and (2) they’ve been reasonable even if I might have chosen differently. I very much appreciate the thought that goes into running this place.

clueless_stoner ,
@clueless_stoner@lemmy.world avatar

Thank you. I appreciate your sincere response, and I can assure you the rest of our team will too. Differences in decisions may naturally occur, of course, but I think being able to reason things is what matters in the end. Here’s wishing you a great one.

snooggums ,
@snooggums@kbin.social avatar

As it is worded you can't discriminate against nazis and racists either.

MrMusAddict ,

I just replied this to another commenter, but that’s a bad faith argument. The ToS also says to not engage in illegal activity. The admonishment of Nazi’s and Racists is an admonishment of illegal evil.

lolcatnip ,

Being a Nazi is not illegal in most jurisdictions. It certainly wasn’t illegal in Nazi Germany.

freagle ,

Uh, the US has vetoed multiple attempts by the UN to condemn the glorification of Nazis. I hate to break it to you, but Nazis and racists are not illegal.

taladar ,

I think you can’t read it too literally. Otherwise you also can’t discriminate against “people who wrote their comment later” and so you can never stop reading the comments for fear of discriminating between “early comment writers” and “late comment writers”.

snooggums ,
@snooggums@kbin.social avatar

Literal is the only way these things are supposed to be read.

They could easily fix it by saying "groups (except for those that promote discrimination and/or hate such as nazis and racists)"

xigoi ,
@xigoi@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

You can discriminate all you want, you just can’t harass, bully, violate privacy or threaten violence.

lemann ,

I like my pineapple pizzas with a bbq base 🤪 don’t come after me 😂

TheButtonJustSpins ,

I’ll split that pizza with you.

clueless_stoner ,
@clueless_stoner@lemmy.world avatar

…can’t discriminate against “pineapple on pizza eaters”

True ;)

Puzzle_Sluts_4Ever ,

Got it. Transphobia and racism are the same as memes about eating pineapple pizza. Might as well make a joke about how your pronouns are Real/Awesome and all the other stupid bullshit.

Well, at least this indicates that removing that text was not an accident or an oversight. And it is good to know where lemmy.world’s admins actually stand.

Fucking clown shoes…

Xylinna ,
@Xylinna@lemmy.world avatar

I love some pineapple pizza!

can ,

Some day we will eradicate your kind

Leperhero ,

Kebab meat and pineapple, thin crust. I will fight to the death for that

boatswain ,

Need some context here: is this what we removed, something that’s already somewhere else, a proposed replacement, or something else?

stankmut ,

That paragraph is part of the new terms and conditions document they released.

mumblerfish , to memes in A meme for math people

Same trick will work next year too!

kambusha ,

2^1

affiliate ,

i thought they meant 2^0^ + 1, but this makes way more sense

jack ,

And the following year as well!

Catsrules ,

Poor kid going from 2 to 8 in 1 year.

sjmarf ,

You mean 2 -> 4?

2^2 = 4

jack ,

Haha, no.

Catsrules ,

Ahh yes your right, my bad. I was thinking the power was equal to her age but it is actually -1 her age. I was doing 2^3 when it should have been 2^2. I guess that is what I get when I don’t show my work. Dang math teacher was right.

jack ,

And I thought you were making a follow-up joke to mine…

BlueMagma ,

Brilliant, now I wonder what ages this works for, I figured only 1 and 2, but then I realised we could write the father’s age in other bases…

1 = 2^0 (20 b10)

2 = 2^1 (21 b10)

3 = 3^1 (31 b7 = 22)

6 = 6^1 (61 b4 = 25) if they are lucky the grand father will be 61 that year :-D

8 = 2^3 (23 b12 =27)

9 = 9^1 (91 b3 = 28)

14 = 14^1 (141 b4 = 33)

aDogCalledSpot ,

You have mistakes in a few of those. The number “61” doesnt exist in b4. 25b10 in b4 is “121”.

Similar problem with 91b3 and 141b4.

BlueMagma ,

Indeed, I was so focused on the algebraic side I didn’t even think about it :-D

I was computing 6*4+1=25

Siegfried , to lemmyshitpost in No one really understands our struggle

You guys are joking and everything, but that’s what they actually think

PatFussy ,

I rent out homes and I dont get any of these because I only rent out to hispanic working families. Fight me

bouh ,

The joke falls kinda flat for me because I hear this too much already, but not as a joke…

afraid_of_zombies ,

I bet. Mine inherited 17 houses and never works. He also talks to all his customers like he is doing us a favor.

sheogorath ,

I know a guy at college who basically uses this as a pick-up line to get girls. He said if you’re with him you’re basically set because he’ll inherit a lot of house from his landlord parents so you won’t need to work anymore.

afraid_of_zombies ,

Here is hoping he attracts someone that would work on.

WhiteHawk ,

I never understood why people do that. Who wants to be together with a gold digger?

ThatWeirdGuy1001 ,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@sh.itjust.works avatar

Women like money this is nothing new.

They might not even be a gold digger but with money comes opportunities.

ohlaph ,

Probably people who can only “attract” that way.

db2 ,

Only some, usually the very right leaning ones or the very left leaning ones. Normal people behave normally.

chuckleslord ,

I can assure you the very left leaning ones don’t. If they did, they wouldn’t be left leaning.

db2 ,

That was true a few years ago. Republicans were the good guys once too, but they sure as shit aren’t today. Things change.

chuckleslord ,

Extreme left-leaning means they agree with Marx that Capitalism is a doomed system, and work towards its dismantling. If they don’t agree with that goal… they aren’t far left.

boatswain ,

It’s so frustrating when people think left means BLM and LGBTQIA+ and vaccination. Those things are all great and I support them, but that’s not what makes me left: left is about Unions and social safety nets and community welfare and workers seizing the means of production.

SuddenDownpour ,

Left is about how you feel regarding hierarchies.

Being against discriminating people based on gender or orientation is being against hierarchies that put women or LGBT at the bottom; being against exploitation or favoring unions is about improving the situation of people who are below in a currently existing hierarchy. If you want absolute gender and LGBT equality but wholeheartedly support the right of Boeing’s shareholders to gain lots of money and not to get taxed too much, you have some leftist ideas and some right-wing ideas. If you want to establish absolute socialism but think gay people especifically shouldn’t kiss in public, you have some leftist ideas and some right-wing ideas, because you’re putting gay people at the bottom of hierarchy.

In the US, worker rights and social participation in the economy often gets left out of “what it is the left” because of the Cold War persecution against anticapitalist ideals and the predominance of the Democratic Party’s old guard at establishing discourse, which creates a skewed vision.

Aceticon ,

I’m Left because my guiding principle for how countries should be managed is “The greatest good for the greatest number”.

This puts me in a collision course often with “lefties” who are just tribalists mindlessly parroting slogans and cheering for celebrities of “their side”, because they never validate what they hear from “their side” against any such principles, which is how you end up with “lefties” such as tankies or the kind of “feminist” who just happens to be a high middle class woman who thinks “breaking the glass ceiling in corporate management” is far more important than reducing the 40,000% wage difference between CEOs and the average employee, in other words putting “loyalty to the team” far above and beyond doing what’s best for society as a whole or simply trying to further their personal greed objectives using the some “group identity” as cover.

Those not capable of putting personal upside maximization or petty emotional needs (including all those related to tribalism) to the side if that is required for the greater good, are not leftwing, IMHO.

solstice ,

I’m left by default because I don’t support violent coups, and I don’t particularly care what some people choose to do with their genitals. Pretty pathetic when I put it that way, but that’s just how it is…

db2 ,

What did it mean before then?

As I said, things change.

chuckleslord ,

Before then? It stood for general democratic desire and the idea that people should have the power over government rather than the old establishments. And before that… the concept of left and right didn’t exist. Since they came up during the French Revolution when the revolutionary members sat on the left side of the assembly in Versailles, opposite the supporters of the old regime on the right side.

Like… are you talking about ideological drift? In that case, all political forces have moved towards the right since the 80s. Most prominent in the US, where our “left” party is actually center right

crapwittyname , (edited )

I’m really not trying to dunk on you when I say this: you’ve fundamentally misunderstood the left-right political theory. A previously left-wing party can drift to the right and vice versa. A party called the “lefty left socialist communist hippy party” can be made up completely of right-wingers, and that doesn’t change the definition of left and right. I won’t try and explain the definitions of political left and right to you because there are almost definitely better explanations out there than I could give. I just implore you to find an impartial, unbiased explainer.

KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX ,
@KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX@lemmy.ml avatar

When was that, 160 years ago?

solstice ,

GHWB was pretty solid IMO. Unfairly got voted out for the whole ‘read my lips’ thing. Check out this speech at the UN Panel on Climate Change. He is coherent, dignified, rational, and reasonable. So you know, unelectable by today’s GOP, but we’ve known that for a while…

www.c-span.org/video/?11033-1/presidential-addres…

KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX ,
@KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX@lemmy.ml avatar

I was referring to Lincoln.

solstice ,

…and I’m saying GHWB wasn’t that bad IMO. The last reasonable republican of that generation. Somehow that’s a controversial thing to say though apparently 🙄

sapient_cogbag ,
@sapient_cogbag@sh.itjust.works avatar

“Left leaning landlord” is an oxymoron ;p

Or at least if someone actually held to their principles, they would not remain both for very long ^.^

(The concept of a separate ownership class, which is the defining feature of landlordism, is in direct contradiction with leftism, which at the furthest end pushes for the destruction of these sorts of hierarchical class systems, or at the very least attempts to abolish the gatekeeping and hoarding of base necessities like shelter)

DragonTypeWyvern ,

4 liberals so far are mad at reality

SloppyPuppy ,

Im a left leaning landlord and im not like that at all. Im fixing everything thats needed and improving stuff from time to time but basically staying out of their lives.

db2 ,

Good guy landlord.

I wasn’t saying psycho left is common or that you’re like that, just that they exist. It’s harder to spot them because there seems to be so very many psycho right nuts lately.

1847953620 ,

Someone I know is like this, unironically.

bastian_5 , to memes in Seizing 299 kilo of drugs

So we’ve confirmed that there were only 270 kilos of drugs on the premises?

thefartographer ,

Correct, we discovered 249 kilos of drugs in our search.

TwanHE ,

Hey boss I just admitted 211 kilos of evidence, can you sign off on it?

Raze157 ,

Gotcha. 2... hundred.. kilos. There you go, signed.

Etienne_Dahu ,

This court finds you guilty of smuggling 150 kilos of drugs.

Kidplayer_666 ,

Recourse, only 100 kilograms were presented so the sentence must be lowered

thefartographer ,

Hey… I think you owe me 5 kilos of drugs!

over_clox ,

We found a dead bear in the evidence room. Seems the bear must have eaten all 100 kilos, so we’re gonna close the case.

Kidplayer_666 ,

We have sources that indicate the bear was yours. You’re sentenced to getting us 300kg of cocaine

over_clox ,

wipes white powder from my nose…

“Excuse me…”

ElPussyKangaroo ,

This chain is exactly why I joined Reddit and I’m so glad Lemmy got you guys.

dukk ,

I swear, I saw a video on this…

ElPussyKangaroo ,

El Mao

Diabolo96 ,

This bear meat is the best meat i ever had. What’s the seasoning ?

pancakes ,
@pancakes@sh.itjust.works avatar

It’s seasoned with coffee, which gives it that energizing and uplifting effect.

over_clox ,

Bear salt, obviously.

notatoad , (edited ) to aboringdystopia in Really, ….. it's my fault they built a terrible system?

alternate phrasing: boomers stuffed all their money in their bank accounts instead of building a world their kids could afford to live in.

echodot ,

As always it’s your fault that you weren’t born into a rich family. If you want to get rich you have to be rich, it’s not hard. Some of the dumbest members of our society manage it all the time.

c0mbatbag3l ,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

While I can agree about their failures, “don’t save it’s bad for the consumer economy” can go to hell.

arefx ,

You should be able to do a little of both.

notatoad , (edited )

i’m not saying “don’t put money into savings”, i’m saying every now and then, people should make a decision that benefits the world as a whole rather than just their personal financial situation.

boomers didn’t sacrifice their own spending to build their net worth, they sacrificed public spending to do it. and not just public spending, but things that are literally free. like, deciding nobody should ever be allowed to build more housing anywhere ever, because that makes their real estate investment go up.

neanderthal ,

If they stuffed into bank accounts instead of real estate, stocks, and businesses, the played capitalism wrong.

SocialMediaRefugee ,

Are you actually saying that saving instead of being in debt is a bad thing?

AlmightySnoo , to lemmyshitpost in I feel the actual inflation
@AlmightySnoo@lemmy.world avatar

tbh both inflation numbers are hot

misterawesome42 ,

Yeah, I wouldn’t mind being screwed by either of these inflations.

Kerensky1101 ,
get_the_reference_ ,
Diprount_Tomato ,
@Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world avatar

Nah reported inflation is better. Too much inflation might drown you

bobs_monkey ,

It’s a risk I’m willing to take.

HolidayGreed ,

If I learned anything from the film Weird Science it’s that anything bigger than a handful of inflation, you’re risking a sprained tongue.

KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX ,
@KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX@lemmy.ml avatar

Small tits fan checking in.

fearout , to news in First room temperature and pressure superconductor discovered
@fearout@kbin.social avatar

Reposting my comment from another thread to add a bit of context in case anyone’s curious.

So I read the paper, and here’s a tldr about how their material apparently gains its properties.

It is hypothesized that superconductivity properties emerge from very specific strains induced in the material. Hence why most of the discovered superconductors require either to be cooled down to very low temperatures, or to be under high pressures. Both shrink the material.

What this paper claims is that they have achieved a similar effect chemically by replacing some lead ions with copper ions, which are a bit smaller (87 pm for Cu vs 133 pm for Pb). This shrinks the material by 0.48%, and that added strain induces superconductivity. This is why it apparently works at room temperature — you no longer need high pressures or extreme cold to create the needed deformation.

Can’t really comment on how actually feasible or long-lasting this effect is, but it looks surprisingly promising. At least as a starting point for future experiments. Can’t wait for other labs’ reproduction attempts. If it turns out to be true, this is an extremely important and world-changing discovery.

Fingers crossed :)

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  • pfannkuchen_gesicht ,

    floatation devices? I would like to know as well.

    Ageroth ,

    I’m most excited for fusion power generation. Currently we can ignite a fusion reaction but it takes more energy to control and contain it than you get back because it takes a huge amount of electricity to generate a magnetic field strong enough to contain the plasma. The strength of the magnetic field is proportional to the current flow, which is limited by how much cooling is required to maintain superconductivity. Without cooling taking a huge chunk of the power created by the fusion reaction we could net positive energy from the reaction and finally have a clean source of scalable nuclear power.

    Chocrates ,

    Yeah it is really neat. Especially since we are ostensibly close to net positive energy in some of the experimental reactors already.

    fearout , (edited )
    @fearout@kbin.social avatar

    Long-distance energy transfer without energy loss will make it possible to connect more energy grids and sources together, so stuff like the saharan desert providing solar power to Europe, for example, suddenly becomes feasible. Maglev trains will no longer require lots of power to run, since they could utilize superconductor magnetic levitation. You could make super-efficient processors that wouldn’t really heat up at all. Superconductors are also key to quantum computers, so expect lots of advancements in that field as well. They will also make it much easier to build and run fusion power experiments.

    Lots of tech in general would benefit from this discovery, stuff like MRIs, electric vehicles, space telescopes or particle accelerators would become way more efficient, cheaper and easier to produce.

    Edit: also, check out this video by Isaac Arthur for some more sci-fi examples of what this tech can be used for in the future (discussed in the second half). It’s more space-colonization-focused and kinda like a thought experiment, but interesting nonetheless.

    madcaesar ,

    God damn this sounds exciting… But also like 100 years away 🙁

    fearout ,
    @fearout@kbin.social avatar

    Not really. If that turns out to be true (nothing is guaranteed yet), the processes described are pretty straightforward and don’t require any super-advanced tech to be reproduced. Full-scale production could be rolled out in mere years. That would become beneficial for stuff like MRIs or electric cars as soon as production starts.

    After that, my guess would be that some large-scale energy infrastructure projects, for example, could be completed in about a decade.

    madcaesar ,

    I hope you are right

    Chocrates ,

    Does this get us hovering without rails? Could we theoretically generate a magnetic field strong enough to repulse the earth? Or is that still Science Fiction?

    fearout ,
    @fearout@kbin.social avatar

    You still need a magnet-superconductor pair for quantum locking and magnetic levitation. This is called the Meissner effect and it seems like it has been confirmed for this material. Here’s a video showing an example of such a system.

    Before, the best way to scale this up might’ve been to make permanent magnet rails and run a superconductor train along those rails, but that would have been totally infeasible and inapplicable in real life, since building rails out of permanent magnets is expensive and dangerous, and the train would need to house a really large superconductor chilled to liquid nitrogen temperatures. You couldn’t have built a track out of superconductors irl because good luck keeping those at the temperatures required for superconductivity to kick in.

    If this material turns out to actually work as claimed and to be producible at scale, you can switch those and make an electromagnetic train that travels along superconductor tracks. Which is way easier, cheaper and much more doable in general.

    But the earth’s magnetic field is extremely weak, and even the tiniest pieces of superconductors are unable to lock with it. So no, it does not allow for trackless levitation.

    But a cool new train system design becomes possible though!

    AngryDemonoid ,

    I’ve seen that video so many times, but it never stops looking fake.

    AdrianTheFrog ,
    @AdrianTheFrog@lemmy.world avatar

    Superconducter maglevs are feasible and have been in service for years. They are building a large line in Japan.

    fearout , (edited )
    @fearout@kbin.social avatar

    You're right, haven't heard about that one. They actually do use superconducting magnets on a train that runs along a magnetic track.

    But I feel like my feasibility comment still stands. It seems like all they had built is a 18km test track, and there's some info about extending it to 48 km, but it doesn't seem like the extended part uses superconducting tech yet, it only mentions regular maglev. The Tokyo — Osaka line is planned for 2037. So yeah, its technically possible, but it's not like you can cover Europe or the US with this type of track for any sensible amount of money.

    That's the cool part about room temperature superconductors, they make this type of tech possible on much larger scales.

    AdrianTheFrog ,
    @AdrianTheFrog@lemmy.world avatar

    It sounds like the full line will eventually go across most of Japan and operate in the same way as the test track, however it is expected to be very expensive, and room temperature superconductors would likely lower the cost.

    SocialMediaRefugee ,

    Superconducting materials will expel an induced magnetic field as it creates internal fields that exactly cancel out the induced one. You’d still need some sort of “rails” to created the induced field and to move it to generate forward motion.

    Chocrates ,

    That is for the Meissner effect I think. I guess what I was thinking is to use the SC to create an incrediblely strong electromagnet to repel the Earth’s magnetic field. But it looks like we are orders of magnitude away from that

    SocialMediaRefugee ,

    The earth’s magnetic field is so weak that you’d be repelling something the mass of a compass needle.

    gandalf_der_12te ,

    I’m not entirely sure about the practical applications, but my gut feeling tells my it’s hella cool.

    kool_newt ,

    USB-D

    themeatbridge ,

    No. Just no. C is good enough. I’m not buying anymore fucking cables.

    elscallr , (edited )
    @elscallr@lemmy.world avatar

    Well for one, we’re running out of helium and fast. Helium is used to super cool existing superconductors, like those used in MRI machines.

    And then there’s the power transmission benefits. Right now we’re wasting upwards of 5% of the electricity we generate.

    Spaceballstheusername ,

    What do you mean by wasting if it’s referring to transmission losses that’s closer to 3-6% not 50%

    elscallr ,
    @elscallr@lemmy.world avatar

    Ah hell I meant to type 5% and actually typed 50. I got that number here: www.eia.gov/tools/faqs/faq.php?id=105&t=3

    Spaceballstheusername ,

    Ok fair enough

    SocialMediaRefugee ,

    If they can be made into wires (or close to them) you can create things like lossless electricity transmission, lossless batteries, electronics without heat generation (or very low), etc. Transmission lines would likely still need some sort of cooling but at room temp it would be a lot less than for the current superconductors that require at least liquid nitrogen.

    Buddahriffic ,

    What kind of magnetic fields would be induced with superconducting wires/rails carrying an AC current? Or is there even any reason to use AC with superconductive transmission?

    Those ultra fast and efficient trains required superconducting rails IIRC (which I think indicates strong magnetic field because they used magnets to levitate so that the only friction involved came from air). I wonder if we could combine the trains with transmission and basically have trains that use the power mains to get from A to B.

    CheeseNoodle ,

    If we had a practical room temperature/pressure superconductor its kind of hard to overstate how amazing that would be. Its the kind of thing that normally gets put in the same category as faster than light travel in terms of all the amazing stuff you could do with it.

    gibmiser ,

    Not thrilled that it is a lead alloy. Just when we are starting to get rid of all the lead in our communities, this would put it back as part of critical infrastructure everywhere…

    astral_avocado ,
    @astral_avocado@programming.dev avatar

    Got bad news for you about wheel weights…

    torknorggren ,

    I haven’t seen a lead wheel weight in the US in years. They’re illegal in California, maybe other states too.

    astral_avocado ,
    @astral_avocado@programming.dev avatar

    Oh hm, guess I’m wrong! Thought they were still lead

    exploding_whale ,

    Those are increasingly lead free to my knowledge. I’m not sure exactly how free, and it does vary by location and business.

    thepianistfroggollum ,

    You probably shouldn’t look up what most solder is made with, then.

    Lead never went away, and it never will. It just stopped being put in things like gas and paint.

    Superachromat ,

    Leas-free solder is now the standard due to RoHS, at least in Europe. It doesn’t stick as well as Pb-Sn solder though, annoyingly.

    Superachromat ,

    Leas-free solder is now the standard due to RoHS, at least in Europe. It doesn’t stick as well as Pb-Sn solder though, annoyingly.

    LordOfTheChia ,

    The transition to lead free solder (and lack of experience using it) led to the XBox 360 red ring of death issues, Playstation 3 yellow light of death, and nVidia 8000 series no video failures.

    And indeed the transition happened a long time ago.

    Chocrates ,

    As others have mentioned lead is still everywhere. All our combustion car batteries are still lead/acid batteries, but if what /u/[email protected] mentioned the paper claims is true, the method for inducing superconductivity in the metal could possibly be used to create other lead free ones.

    SocialMediaRefugee ,

    Interesting and it wouldn’t be a ceramic. Downside is that it is lead based. Not exactly good for the environment or very flexible without breaking. Lead doesn’t make good wire.

    GCanuck , to til in TIL about the Migingo island, one of the most densely populated islands in the world. The rocky island has density 65,500/km2

    I couldn’t get a good vibe for the actual size so I looked it up so you don’t have to.

    Area: 2000 m^2 Population: 131

    That means every person gets about a parking space (15 m^2) to themselves.

    Lamedonyx ,

    Ummm, either you mixed units or your parking spots are very large.

    15m² is slightly less than a 4m x 4m square, that’s basically a small flat (larger than the smallest legal flat in a lot of developed countries, in fact)

    GCanuck ,

    While I’m just using data from the web and not actually measuring the spots in the parking lot atm, the basic size of a parking spot is 8x16 feet (128 sq feet). That works out to just over 11m^2 if Google can be trusted with the conversion.

    Larger spots can go up to 10x20 feet which would work out to just over 18m^2.

    And a 4mx4m room is not a small flat, that’s a small room in a small flat. But we may have cultural differences in what we determine small here.

    TheSporkBomber ,

    15m^2 is 5mX3m. Or ~9ft by ~15ft. Parking spots in the US are 8.5ft by 18ft.

    asphaltindustrial.com/…/parking-space-dimension-g….

    So actually smaller than a parking spot.

    For reference, a honda civic is 6ft wide by 16ft.

    Mr_Blott ,

    If we’re talking internationally, please don’t use fridges and shoes as measurements

    WTF is that in the sizes that 97% of the planet uses? 😂

    TheSporkBomber , (edited )

    Really? You’re afraid of a little math to convert when you speak a language that decided 96 (Ninety Six) should be said four-twenty-ten-six?

    Mr_Blott ,

    Native English speaker, my apologies for being bilingual

    I default to that which most people understand. That doesn’t include pedal extremities

    TheSporkBomber ,

    The foot isn’t an SI unit, but the US influence on the internet and social media as a whole means it isn’t some obscure unheard of unit. Besides, the foot has been defined by SI units for a while now, and the survey foot being done away with makes it publically official. It’s just a conversion factor.

    Then again being that pedantic is totally a reddit thing, so it’s good to see that hasn’t been lost in the migration.

    Mr_Blott ,

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  • TheSporkBomber , (edited )

    So the US has no influence on the internet or social media? In denial much?

    Realize here my argument is that the US is some exceptional example of a country, the literal definition of exceptionalism, but there is enough influence for the general internet population to understand what a foot is. Just like how I know what a stone is without the UK being some exceptional utopia. If someone says they weight 12 stone I convert in my head and go about my day.

    But hey. this all started when someone said 15m2 was larger than a parking spot. I said no and showed my work. The units I used were irrelevant. This whole tangent is your own pedantry.

    EDIT: For those curious, Mr_Blott deleted his reply that called my comment on the US having an influence on the internet US exceptionalism, and that should have been lost in the migration.

    stallmer ,

    a language that decided 96 (Ninety Six) should be said four-twenty-six?

    You should probably double or triple check your math while ripping on folks for not doing mental math.

    Also, maybe he’s Belgian where they say nonante for ninety…

    QuinceDaPence ,

    There's very close to 3ft in one meter so the Civic is 2Mx5M.

    Thing is they included Metric at the top of their comment so I don't know why you couldn't extrapolate.

    JGWentworth ,

    Who said anything about fridges and shoes?

    somethingsnappy ,

    I won’t downvote because obviously we should be using metric, and also it was funny. However, they put it in metric first. We can’t help you if you demand metric but can’t figure out how big that is.

    404CameranotFound ,

    larger than the smallest legal flat

    I truly don’t think I can believe this. That’s exponentially tiny, smaller than my childhood bedroom and that room was 10x5ft (3 x 2) which was a single bedroom, not having to accommodate space for a toilet, shower, kitchen, counters, etc. I barely had a dresser and a twin bed in that room

    Lamedonyx ,

    The smallest living space you’re allowed to put for sale/rent in France is 9m², and those absolutely are a thing. They’re very common for example for student housing, but also former maid quarters, especially in older buildings.

    The English Housing Act considers that one person living in a 70sqft room makes it legally “overcrowded”, although there aren’t any legal minimal sizes to sell or rent a flat.

    dogslayeggs ,

    15m2 is also 5m x 3m. Standard French parking spaces are 5m x 2.5m depending on the angle of parking.

    Gilles_D ,

    Off-topic: If the top comment is exactly the additional detail I wanted to know about I have an old school Reddit moment, in the very best way.

    BigPapaE ,

    My own personal hell

    Valmond ,

    Yeah those numbers are (probably) technically correct, but if I have 15m2 isn’t really the same as 1million people doing it together on 15M m2.

    eochaid , to mildlyinfuriating in Online dating
    @eochaid@lemmy.world avatar

    Someone’s insecure about his Shakira collection.

    Seriously though, I’m guessing this guy either doesn’t like music at all (I’ve known a few and they act like this) or got made fun of a lot for his music tastes in high school. It’s a shame this guy is probably a walking insecurity.

    Which is a great reason to unmatch him and move on.

    voidhearts ,

    I didn’t even know it was humanly possible to not like music at all. What were they like? Like their personalities? Did they seem sociopathic or were they generally “normal”?

    Im_old ,

    Nobody’s normal, we are all weird in our own way.

    givesomefucks ,

    We’re going to talk a lot about “normal” in this class, but “normal” just means average. If any one person was exactly “normal” in every aspect, they’d be the most unique human to ever live.

    • my favorite bio-psych professor in college.
    venoft ,
    @venoft@lemmy.world avatar

    Apparently my great grandmother didn’t like any music. And people in general. But of course this was in the gramophone era, so maybe she was just an audiophile and couldn’t stand the quality…

    sudo ,
    @sudo@lemmy.fmhy.ml avatar

    If it were the latter she could have still enjoyed live performances (assuming those people were good musicians playing in a good venue) but yeah sounds like she just didn’t like music. Which, to me, is crazy. When people say they don’t really listen to or don’t like music, I literally can’t even imagine what that’s like. There is so much diversity in music, especially now. Playing instruments has been a part of human history for at least 40,000 years and we’ve been singing as long as we’ve had vocal cords.

    chandz05 ,

    I used to not like music at all and 15 year old me would have probably responded just like this guy. But for me it was more that I didn’t know what I liked until I heard it. Everyone around me exclusively listened to top 40 and RnB, or techno/house. I seriously thought there was something wrong with me cos I hated everything I heard. And then I heard metal for the first time, and everything changed.

    arvere ,

    that’s a beautiful story that happened to me as well

    horns up, mate

    chandz05 ,

    \m/

    JudgeHolden ,

    My father in law doesn’t like music. He doesn’t dislike it either, he’s just indifferent. Apart from that he’s just your garden variety somewhat-curmudgeonly 80-year-old dude.

    Rivalarrival ,

    When I’m listening to pirate shanties interspersed with songs from the Moana soundtrack, I’m not answering this question either.

    foggy ,

    I used to jokingly say “I don’t really listen to music” when people would open with that at college parties. The reactions were worthwhile.

    I played guitar in a band.

    Syrc ,

    “I don’t listen to music”

    “…but you play guitar?”

    “Yes. With very good earplugs.”

    PepperTwist ,

    ”I just play it, I don’t listen to it.”

    BecomingTheFalcon ,
    @BecomingTheFalcon@lemmy.world avatar

    As a fellow guitar player in an active band; I also say this to people a lot lol. I love the looks some people give when they don’t know I’m joking.

    SolarNialamide ,

    I don’t dislike music, but I do view it as something very situational. I only listen to music when I’m going somewhere by bike or foot or when I’m working out. I blame my 4 years of being a mail carrier for creating this 1 to 1 connection between moving and listening to music. I never put on music when I’m home. But I dislike ‘background’ anything in general. I’ve never in my life put on a movie, TV show or podcast as ‘something to listen to in the background’. That’s baffling to me. Music is the same I guess. If I’m home it’s automatically background because I’m not gonna sit om my couch and stare at a wall while I listen to music. While if I’m working out or going somewhere I can intentionally listen.

    eochaid ,
    @eochaid@lemmy.world avatar

    There’s a lot of good examples in the comments, but the few Ive ran into were more indifferent thsn anything - like, they never heard anything that appealed to them. One guy I knew actively avoided music because it’d get stuck in his head and drive him nuts.

    They seemed normal otherwise, for the most part. But they knew that disliking music was weird and were a little insecute about it.

    Cannacheques ,

    I used to share my music taste quite openly but these days not so much. Sharing stuff just gives some people more ammo to shoot you with when they want to try hold shit over your head

    dustyData ,

    You don’t have a music taste problem, you have a social circle problem. Those people aren’t your friends. Who, other than a kid in school, would willingly spend time with someone who “holds shit over your head”?

    meat_popsicle ,

    Who, other than a kid in school, would willingly spend time with someone who “holds shit over your head”?

    When that person is your parent. We don’t all get to choose nice and supporting families.

    My mother would do that. I don’t tell her anything beyond how the weather is anymore.

    fabio1 ,

    early shakira songs in spanish are the bomb though, look up her mtv unplugged album

    instamat ,

    ayooo whenever, wherever is 🔥🔥🔥 fr fr on god no cap fam

    eochaid ,
    @eochaid@lemmy.world avatar

    Oh absolutely, no shade on Shakira at all. Just using her as an example of something a guy might be insecure about - which is of course, stupid. Don’t be insecure about liking music, folks.

    ParsnipWitch ,

    Yeah this is like the people who would answer “radio” back in the day, when asked what their favourite music was ._.

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