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Infernal_pizza , to cat in Sinister
@Infernal_pizza@lemmy.world avatar

Is that crunchy cat/Luna?

FiremanEdsRevenge , to memes in There are too many of these people on lemmy

Still crying about this, I see.

Linkerbaan OP ,
@Linkerbaan@lemmy.world avatar

Do you post the same comment when libs say they get banned from .ml?

FiremanEdsRevenge ,

Yep. Yours is just funnier.

Linkerbaan OP ,
@Linkerbaan@lemmy.world avatar

I’m sure you do.

dogsnest , to greentext in Anon struggles with financial difficulties
@dogsnest@lemmy.world avatar

Where can I buy me some premium porn??
I can barely last a minute nowadays!

dditty ,

Lol opposite problem here … I can easily spend an hour trying to find something that does it for me. I honestly understand paying for porn now that my fantasies have gotten more niche (not that I do pay tho).

Iapar ,

Sounds like the origin story of a serial killer.

dogsnest ,
@dogsnest@lemmy.world avatar

I hear ya!
German midget scat porn can be tough to source, and sometimes they trick you with Austrian dwarves!

Dasus ,
@Dasus@lemmy.world avatar

I genuinely think that wouldn’t be much of a challenge, but I’m unwilling to even try to prove my assertion.

dullbananas ,
@dullbananas@lemmy.ca avatar
Diddlydee ,

That’s why I downloaded, review, and keep an excellently curated list of only bangers.

dohpaz42 ,
@dohpaz42@lemmy.world avatar

Is it your fantasies that have gotten too niche? Or is it porn sites have gotten too niche, and it’s not your flavor?

dditty ,

My tastes aren’t actually that niche. I just want sensual MFM-type stuff that isn’t heavily produced.

ThatWeirdGuy1001 ,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

If that’s honestly true you need to stop watching porn in general.

Num10ck ,

can we start an anonymous community that shares everyones terabytes of porn collections and uses AI to generate searchable keywords for us to all benefit from our crazy collections? or is there no use in compiling the ocean of what exists online?

MotoAsh ,

Only if we harvest everyones’ metadata and start trying to sell them personalized ads and maybe whoopsiedaisey forget to keep the data secure and get everyones’ data exposed.

SugarSnack ,

Try ThePornDatabase and/or Stash.

Not the sharing side of things but metadata, keywords etc. for personal collections.

MapleEngineer , (edited ) to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit is running out of options.
@MapleEngineer@lemmy.world avatar

I watch court videos on YouTube. It seems that many judges are cluing in to the best methods to respond to the sovereign citizen nonsense. If you’re, “the authorized representative of [name]” then [name] has failed to appear and they issue a bench warrant, have the person thrown in jail until they can be positively identified. I’ve seen judges throw them in jail for up to 30 days for contempt for refusing to answer basic questions and I’ve seen judges withdraw their permission to represent themselves because they keep saying that they “don’t understand” anything that’s going on. You can’t represent yourself if you don’t understand.

I love this judge.

TrickDacy , to science_memes in Chemists of Lemmy, how accurate is this likability table?

Too distracted by the misspelling in the title

thisbenzingring ,

you can always answer how likable they are?

BlackLaZoR , to cat in Sinister
@BlackLaZoR@kbin.run avatar

You better provide him that lifetime supply of tuna

NekoRogue , to cat in So squishy beds are redundant

Not sure if this is your photo, but what this cat is doing could be a sign of a serious medical problem. If this is your cat, I would get this floofer to the vet ASAP.

cats.com/cat-head-pressing

katherine_maxwell ,
@katherine_maxwell@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

The picture looks like the cat is asleep, which doesn’t seem to be “head pressing”. The picture looks like normal cat behavior to me.

citrusface ,

The cat is head pressing. It may also be asleep.

mx_smith ,

My cat sometimes sleeps with his head down just like this, but he doesn’t do the head pressing thing described in the article posted above.

blahsay OP ,

Not my cat but I’ve seen cats just do this randomly in sleep

citrusface ,

Not sure why you are being downvoted - if anyone has a cat that does this, this is not typical cat behavior, it generally does mean something may be wrong with your cat. Yes. Some cats do it just because - but often times it does mean they are unwell and youl should get them to a vet.

NekoRogue ,

I think some people just want to look at cute photos of cats without thinking about negative things. I can understand that. But if I posted a photo of my cat exhibiting what could be a symptom of a serious problem that I wasn’t aware of, I would want someone to tell me. I know OP said this is a repost, but I still think it’s important for anyone who loves their cats to be able to tell if something is wrong. This doesn’t look like normal cat behavior to me.

MyNameIsRichard ,
@MyNameIsRichard@lemmy.ml avatar

Two of my cats just used to sleep like that, one a lot and one not so much. They both lived to a grand old age in good health. I’m not saying that it can’t be a problem but your cat may just be weird.

NekoRogue ,

I’m not saying cats never do weird things, and the cat in this picture may be perfectly fine. But if my cat were doing this, I would take them to the vet to make sure because it could be a symptom of something serious. That’s all I’m saying.

MyNameIsRichard ,
@MyNameIsRichard@lemmy.ml avatar

Well yeah, if you’re worried, see a vet and pretty much certainly if they’re head-pressing against a wall.

jordanlund , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit is running out of options.
@jordanlund@lemmy.world avatar

“wreckless driving” lol.

AmidFuror ,

Shouldn't that be commended?

OutlierBlue ,

Wreckless driving, yes. But he means reckless driving, which is not commendable at all.

Schmuppes ,

Yeah, only “fiery wreckful driving” should be something the police should be concerned about.

pete_the_cat ,

“I was driving like a maniac, but you see, Officer, that I’m allowed to do that because I’m not part of this country.”

fine_sandy_bottom ,

In the videos it’s something like “you don’t have jurisdiction over me because I don’t have a license” or some such.

ImplyingImplications ,

Police want me.
Drivers fear me.

Schmuppes ,

Yeah I don’t see how that should be illegal either.

EvolvedTurtle , to lemmyshitpost in Welcome, visitor.

That would suck if you were filling out any documents out of town

“I swear that’s the real name of my town I live in humansvile”

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

The town I grew up in had both “That Road” and “Lois Lane” and I’m glad I didn’t live on either.

jaybone ,

123 Fake Street

AnUnusualRelic , to programmer_humor in Just a dad helping out
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

“Works best on Internet Explorer at 800×600”

BuboScandiacus , to pics in Cafe Lotus, Ubud, Bali [OC]
@BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz avatar

Nice shot ! You could brighten up the subject to make it better

Crackhappy OP ,
@Crackhappy@lemmy.world avatar

True, but I put it mostly in the shadow on purpose.

BuboScandiacus ,
@BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz avatar

Why not illuminate the subject ?

Crackhappy OP ,
@Crackhappy@lemmy.world avatar

Difference in aesthetic I suppose.

JackbyDev , to lemmyshitpost in Somehow USB disks are still the easiest and most reliable way

The amount of times sending myself an email is still the quickest thing is insane. Sure I could try to use notion or keep to send myself some random string of text but am I logged in on my desktop? Idk. Just use email.

Also there are so many things like air drop, nfc, etc, but so many of them are so specific to certain devices. Maybe one day we’ll figure this out lol

garbagebagel ,

Glad I’m not the only one! I am extra old and use my Hotmail too…

PythagreousTitties ,

Most of my emails are to myself going back and forth between PC and phone lol

nepenthes ,
@nepenthes@lemmy.world avatar

You don’t even have to send it, you can save as draft.

PythagreousTitties ,

That’s brilliant. Thank you

dantheclamman ,
@dantheclamman@lemmy.world avatar

Haven’t had to email a file to myself since I set up syncthing

VoilaChihuahua , to science_memes in Chemists of Lemmy, how accurate is this likability table?

Since the green isn’t labelled “yes you can” I stopped reading…

dejected_warp_core , to funny in This would get me to actually watch a remake

This is basically the same strategy that put Lego back on top. And clearly that’s working brilliantly.

Aside: Lego was staring into void until they changed leadership and pivoted to this “license everything” strategy. Why? The patent on their bricks was about to expire. Rather than run on brand recognition alone, they embraced something else that nobody else could get. Disney should take note here: any other studio could start cranking out irreverent send-ups of classic fairy tales, but they won’t have Muppets.

Corkyskog ,

But aren’t the brick composition and manufacturing process trade secrets?

quicksand ,

Sure, but it can’t be that hard to reverse engineee plastic bricks. I mean build a mold to size, try a few plastics, and you’re done

VindictiveJudge ,
@VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world avatar

The quality control is also huge. They have competitors with compatible pieces, but Lego’s bricks are just better.

Corkyskog ,

There used to be a Lego plant a couple towns over when I was a kid, employed a lot of people before it closed. It was always funny talking to kids that’s parents worked there because they acted like they were in the CIA. I guess they all had to sign NDAs, so they were extremely tight lipped about their jobs.

Anyway, I am pretty sure Lego is the only company that has actually achieved 6 sigma… probably before it ever even became a thing.

callouscomic , to memes in 󠁗󠁗󠁗󠁗󠁗󠁗

How about bots reposting reddit posts?

Luvs2Spuj ,

Perfection

Dirk ,
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I hide bot posts and I don’t think I miss anything of value.

kubica ,

I like kbin/mbin because I can block domains like reddit.

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