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foggy ,

Biden admin needs to use their campaign money to pay underemployed 22-30 year olds to be meme lords to help with this campaign.

I see a headline like this and I’m fucking dying. I’m sure some kids younger than me could cook something up from this headline alone that’d connect with plenty of 17-25 year olds.

foggy ,

They would think that we create sport out of pushing our physical limits so as to advance our physical limits at an optimal pace.

“The human performed two whole rotations! And while doing so, they removed their vehicle, spun it around their body, and placed it back beneath their feet before landing! However, clearly the humans valued the human who performed two and a half rotations a lot more. They call home ‘Tony Hawk’”.

foggy ,

That we distill what makes us uncomfortable and make a mockery of it. As a communal past time.

foggy ,

Remote work.

Build homes in the echoes of cities instead of gentrifying shit holes.

Repurpose the corporate offices into affordable housing to fix the growing homelessness problems.

Create less car dependent infrastructure

Make more high density areas car free, and build affordable housing over the parking areas.

Subsidize farms if they use green tech. Subsidize them more if they’re smaller to reincitiveize small farms.

Abolish any ability for any corporation from owning any land not zoned for corporate use. Corporations may not own homes.

Did I mention remote work?

foggy ,

Fucking hell. What kind of evil piece of garbage pushes a child’s head underwater?

foggy ,

There was a story on this shit on 60 minutes in the 90s. Maybe chronicle. Idk. Stories about people having their intestines ripped out of their assholes.

Horrifying shit.

Apparently not a universally solved issue?

foggy ,

Instead, they’ll pay their bottom tier employees to get berated by people with legitimate gripes, settle for a class action, and keep on sailing the skies.

foggy ,

And not just one or two.

Why not serve fried chicken on Juneteenth? How is it different from serving corned beef on St. Patrick’s day? (old.lemmy.world)

Disclaimer: I am not trolling, I am an autistic person who doesn’t understand so many social nuances. Also I am from New Hampshire (97% white), so I just don’t have any close African-American friends that I am willing to risk asking such a loaded question.

foggy ,

I gotta say, I genuinely love this issue.

Like I’m a left leaning generic progressive white guy with a degree that includes a Sociology minor. This shit is so fascinating to me.

I don’t know many black people, personally. Maybe 10 humans I know (like… Might send a social media message to because we are casual acquaintances) are black. I live in a rural area. Two are vegan, but the rest do indeed love fried chicken. We joke, I’veasked. I mean fuck, So do I. What meat eater doesn’t? It’s such a bizarre stereotype from the start. I believe I’ve heard it has to do with slaves being given the wings and appendages of chicken? But I don’t know the veracity of that. Seems plausible?

Anyways, this.

Spectrum Call Center in Charlotte, NC Reportedly Provided Fried Chicken and Watermelon to Employees for Juneteenth (thencbeat.com)

“We want to acknowledge some feedback received regarding our Juneteenth celebration,” Pezzuto said in his letter obtained by The North Carolina Beat. “Although our intent was to celebrate this nationally recognized day, some of you voiced your concerns regarding the associated food choices.”...

foggy ,

Damn. Saw this bit today. Relevant.

foggy ,

“Go fuck yourselves 😈”

-Elon Musk to advertisers, Nov 2023

“Wait no plz so sry 😢 come back”

-Elon Musk to advertisers, Jun 2024.

foggy ,

Current Sympathy level: Otto Warmbier.

(Dumbass, fucked around on dangerous soil, found out.)

foggy ,

There are laws in many states governing many items clearly articulating that the price cannot change during business hours/within a business day.

Hopefully the FTC revs up it’s engines like it’s been doing.

China Changes Hundreds of Uyghur Village Names as Part of Broader Government Effort to Erase Uyghur Culture in Xinjiang (www.hrw.org)

Chinese authorities in Xinjiang have been systematically changing hundreds of village names with religious, historical, or cultural meaning for Uyghurs into names reflecting recent Chinese Communist Party ideology, Human Rights Watch said....

foggy ,

In before lemmy.ml comes in here to lick some boots.

foggy , (edited )

And ~100% of cybersecurity pros work ad hoc 100% of the time…

They probably put in 2-10 hours of actual work in a given week. Just like any desk job that doesn’t sit on zoom calls all day.

Edit: 100% of people downvoting this should first Google “ad hoc.” Or are just envious that I have a cybersec job making good money doing nothing all day. Sucks to suck. 🤷‍♂️

Kinda how ~100% of IT salaried positions work. If you’re confused, you’re probably hourly.

foggy ,

No, SOAR tools make life pretty easy. 5 person SOC team + boss, 700 person org. Not overstaffed.

I get a few alerts every few hours. Investigate, determine if false positive, and go back to gaming. Unless it’s the off chance it’s not a false positive. Then I do an hour of work or so. Then back to gaming.

Russia turns to blackmail and 'financial incentives' to hire Germans to spy to make up for expelled diplomats, German agency says (www.reuters.com)

Russia has turned increasingly to blackmail and financial incentives to hire Germans to spy for it after the blow dealt to its intelligence services by Europe’s expulsion of some 600 Russian diplomats, Germany’s domestic security service said....

foggy ,

“we give you rubbles…?”

foggy ,

Just be aware that our military is here to protect the constitution.

Meal team 6 ain’t about that life. Not even their Dale Gribbliest. It’s going to be a horrible mistake. Fool me once…

How many people actually want fully on-site IT jobs?

I’ve been looking for a new job as a software developer. The huge majority of job listings I see in my area are hybrid or remote. I just had an introductory phone call with Vizio (which didn’t specify the location type in the job listing). The recruiter told me that the job was fully on-site, which I told her was a deal...

foggy ,

My ask is 4x salary for in office.

It’s usually met with “Well, that’s not going to happen…”

To which I reply “I know, right?”

foggy , (edited )

No, I mean “my ask.”

Not jargon. Recognized by the Oxford advanced learner’s dictionary. Perhaps your understanding of English is not “advanced”.

It is what I am asking. It is my ask.

What an absurdly pointless hair to attempt to split. It’d be one thing if you were being inquisitive, but you’re out here just confidently incorrecting people lmao.

Stay in school, kiddo.

foggy ,

Over the barrel, please.

foggy ,

I fucking hate them.

They’re designed for people who are about 5’0". They take so much longer than speaking the order to a person, especially if you have any customizations to add/remove.

0/10, avoid at all costs.

foggy ,

Oh, did you want to remove the tomato?

That’ll be an extra 3 minutes.

What parent item are the salads under again?

They blow.

foggy ,

I can understand the language barrier win there.

foggy ,

I’m genuine curious if it’s any good.

Russians are kinda EE experts. If anyone’s gonna resolder their GPU…

foggy ,

psst, some cultures kinda do this.

Montreal is basically on vacation in August, for example

foggy ,

(satire)

Breaking:

Over 50% of the Yukon is a mid a raging wildfire. The air in NYC is unsafe to breathe as a result

Breaking:

Nuclear warhead strikes kyiv

Breaking:

Chemical weapons being used en masse in Palestine a human rights violation

Breaking:

the dam you never heard of broke. Idk something like 100k people are drowning/drowned well know more soon maybe.

Breaking:

a hurricane hit Miami and it’s gone now. Like Atlantis. Gone.

Breaking:

Key West too lol wow yeah. Probably more

Breaking:

Category…7? Tornado… Engulfs all of Amarillo Texas. It’s just a field now.

Breaking:

same with Kansas city. Which one? Haha. Yep…

Breaking:

Leftover rains from hurricane “Tempest” (they/them), have inundated all major watersheds along the eastern seaboard. Over 6% of i95 is under water or inaccessible due to floods and damage. Cities near rivers by the coast are now a part of “the delta”.

Breaking:

Elon musk got paid more in cash than he blew on Twitter by his investors for some reason

Breaking:

US President Tucker Carlson has agreed to purchase Greenland from… Wait, Russia? Huh.

Breaking:

Doom scrolling causing blindness; humans too addicted to stop

Breaking:

President Tucker Carlson appoints Alex Jones as secretary of state

Breaking:

New CEO of Apple is also CEO of Google. FTC does nothing because most of them are on the board of both companies

Breaking:

2030 is over. The world has finally transitioned to TittyBux [TITB +10,305%]. Who would have ever thought the future would be a place where 18 year old men invest in their future by providing proof of ejaculation occuring during an ad window?

Breaking:

The cure for some kinds of autism is apparently weed

Breaking:

Turns out Halo was not fiction. Well, the part sbout the US harvesting babies for an army programs due to low recruitment numbers. And then they kinda went nuts with it lol

Breaking:

The Mayans were right. All physicists now agree that tomorrow is actually December 13, 3012. It means nothing but that’s the new date.

Breaking:

Still have daylight savings for some reason

Breaking:

New virus just makes you dumber. Highly contagious. Vaccine works, but infected persons don’t believe in it.

Breaking:

Trump said he wants to “kill the darkies.”

Ok honestly… Tell me how much of that seems plausible

foggy ,

Well Tempest, someday they’ll have gender neutral years for hurricane names. And I’ll be here for ya when they do.

Or not, I might be underwater.

foggy ,

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foggy ,

Sucuri?

Akamai?

Kinda depends on what’s going on, price point, etc. is this for DDOS purposes?

You do not need a CDN, but you have users. So, is this for like, a Plex server, serving friends in a similar geographic region?

What’s the use case? That will greatly help us answer.

foggy ,

Setup a VPN on a VPS. Use traefik and authelia. Authelia will be your authentication portal and traefik will tunnel the traffic from the auth portal to configd locations within the VPN. Get your home network on that VPN.

Choose VPS provider based on geographic location.

foggy ,

Meanwhile, me:

(Begin)

[Prints error statement showing how I navigated to a dir, checked to see a files permissions, ran whoami, triggered the error]

Chatgpt4: First, make sure you’ve navigated to the correct directory.

cd /path/to/file

Next, check the permissions of the file

ls -la

Finally, run the command

[exact command I ran to trigger the error]>

Me: stop telling me to do stuff that I have evidently done. My prompt included evidence of me having do e all of that already. How do I handle this error?

(return (begin))

foggy ,

In before he gets put on paid medical leave for PTSD.

foggy ,

o rly owl

Top EU Court Says There’s No Right To Online Anonymity, Because Copyright Is More Important (www.techdirt.com)

The key problem is that copyright infringement by a private individual is regarded by the court as something so serious that it negates the right to privacy. It’s a sign of the twisted values that copyright has succeeded on imposing on many legal systems. It equates the mere copying of a digital file with serious crimes that...

foggy ,

Copyright died when information became easily accessible. It’s only propped up by those who stand to profit immensely from it. The rest of us not only do not profit from it, it harms us.

foggy ,

Wait… How much does a horse cost?

foggy ,

I do believe a loan is a sign of good faith. Like a “we’re here for you. Don’t turn on us later, you owe us. Don’t forget that.” kinda move, geopolitically. It’s not like there exist international debt collectors that act on behalf of nation states.

Like socially, I agree with you. But the global stage isn’t a highschool cafeteria. That “loan” isn’t like a payday loan to a McDonald’s employee trying to buy a car.

foggy ,

Oh god let this catch on.

foggy ,

Same.

I’m excited for YouTube to end my YouTube addiction lol.

Please, Google. Do it. Dare ya.

foggy ,

Lol this would mean that every website running a looped video in the bg will now haved ads play. Nice.

Microsoft president to testify before House panel over security lapses (www.reuters.com)

Microsoft President Brad Smith will testify before a House of Representatives panel on homeland security on Thursday, fielding questions about the company’s security practices after Russian and Chinese hackers breached its systems over the past year....

foggy ,

[Microsoft Security Team Director]: yeah to take good care we need to promote our good talent with desirable wages, offer competitive wages and hire more heads. It’s really that simple.

[VP]: what about this AI stuff we’re spending billions on? Can we CoPilot thos problem away?

[Microsoft Security Team Director]: what?! No. Obviously not. We saw how well Recall went. Are you kidding me? Trust me. We need to invest in the talent.

– The next day –

NYT: Microsoft lays of 1200 security staff

foggy ,

I feel like this has occurred before… 🤔

foggy ,

I am excited. This will break my YouTube addiction.

It’ll only affect me when I need to fix something I’m unfamiliar with, and it’llead creators to using other platforms for that kind of material, and lower the barrier to entry.

I don’t know why Google is shooting themselves in the foot like this. I mean, it’ll be profitable in the short run, yes, but this will almost certainly be devastating to their bottom line in the long run if it works as planned.

foggy ,

😂

foggy ,

What weirds me out is that the things it has issues with when generating images/video are basically a list of things lucid dreamers check on to see if they’re awake or dreaming.

  1. Hands. Are your hands… Hands? Do they make sense?
  2. Written language. Does it look like normal written language?

(3. Turn the lights off/4. Pinch your nose and breath through it) - these two not so much

  1. How did I get here? Where was I before this? Does the transition make sense?
  2. Mirrors. Are they accurate?
  3. Displays on digital devices. Do they look normal?
  4. Clocks. Digital and analog… Do they look like they’re telling time? Even if they do, look away and check again.

(9. Physics, try to do something physically impossible, like poking your finger through your palm. 10. Do you recognize people/do they recognize you) - on two more that aren’t relevant.

But still… It’s kinda remarkable.

Also, Nvidia launched their earth 2 earth simulator recently. So, simulation theory confirmed, I guess.

foggy ,

Internet.

3 Nixon justices helped end his presidency. Will the 3 Trump appointees force him to stand trial? (apnews.com)

Fifty years ago, three of the justices Richard Nixon appointed to the Supreme Court joined in an 8-0 decision in the Watergate tapes case that effectively ended his presidency, ruling only 16 days after hearing the case. Nixon resigned from office just over two weeks later....

foggy ,

Yeah but so we can justify insurgency!

It doesn’t work at ho–

–oh 😨

Apple is bringing RCS to the iPhone in iOS 18 | The new standard will replace SMS as the default communication protocol between Android and iOS devices (www.theverge.com)

The long-awaited day is here: Apple has announced that its Messages app will support RCS in iOS 18. The move comes after years of taunting, cajoling, and finally, some regulatory scrutiny from the EU....

foggy ,

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