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xantoxis , to programmerhumor in its still deprecated

I guess I’m not surprised that programmers don’t know how to follow meme standards.

The three panels following the first one are supposed to be helping the first one.

BradleyUffner ,

I am altering the meme. Pray I do not alter it any further.

Buttons ,
@Buttons@programming.dev avatar

Senior developer here, it looks like they are helping to me.

Midnight1938 ,

Sending you on a side quest isnt really helping efficiently

entropicdrift ,
@entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

But it is helping effectively.

It’s less efficient to learn how to do something than to have somebody who knows how do it for you, but it’s more effective to learn for yourself. Hard won knowledge is rarely lost.

CertifiedBlackGuy ,

Ha, tell that to my brain trying to recall what i learned in undergrad

!:'(!<

Feathercrown ,

Heads up, that spoiler syntax doesn’t work on normal lemmy

PaintedSnail , (edited )

Time management is different for everyone, and when you’re on a deadline, or just dealing with a one-off situation, the extra research has no value.

Sometimes you don’t need to know how the clock works, you just need to know what time it is.

entropicdrift ,
@entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I totally agree. There are exceptions to every rule, but random people on the internet who you aren’t being paid to solve the problem for by a very large majority would benefit more from education than having their problem solved for them.

Teach a man to fish and all that.

chicken ,

Yeah but it’s funny in a different way; they are giving ignorant and condescending advice because while big cats have impressive hunting abilities, they don’t normally hunt mice.

Remotedeck ,

The person you’re responding to is giving advice in an ignorant and condescending way as a joke

Klear ,

Someone else already did. Marked as duplicate.

wreckedcarzz ,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

Is anyone going to tell them about stack overflow, or…

SkyeStarfall ,

Part of language (which memes are a part of) is changing it to express new ideas and new forms of humor.

olutukko ,

how dare people alter the meaning of a meme? there are meme standards for a reason!! /s

JasonDJ ,

We live in a society. We have laws. And order.

CanadaPlus ,

This is a pretty old meme now. It’s a bit late for that.

mannycalavera , to selfhosted in Here is what 6 decommissioned servers looks like. My Jellyfin will be very happy
@mannycalavera@feddit.uk avatar

Sheeeeeiiiiiitt

https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/002/229/ss.jpg

God damn I’m jealous.

Krafting OP ,
@Krafting@lemmy.world avatar

I’ve been jealous of people, same as you, now it’s my turn to shine! Your turn will come!

ShepherdPie ,

Me too. I thought these would be a bunch of 1TB HDDs but OP blew us away with them being 8TB.

RootBeerGuy ,
@RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Honestly, 88 1TB drives would make me envious too.

neo ,

All in the game.

victorz ,

I’m not, but I am envious. Happy for OP though.

raindrop1988 , (edited ) to programmer_humor in Has this ever happened to you?

I write the code: $400 an hour

I write the code and you help me: $800 an hour

You write the code and I help you: $1600 an hour

You write the code: $3200 an hour

zurohki ,

I wrote a bit of python earlier, do I have to send you a cheque?

Hupf ,

If you have to ask that question, then the answer is yes

ArtVandalist ,

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  • hydroptic ,

    That’s $6400 per hour

    ArtVandalist ,

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  • Hupf ,

    I would not if noticed that if not for your addendum.

    puppy , (edited )

    Of course not! Cash is also acceptable.

    raindrop1988 ,

    Does it work? If so, no worries. If not, and you want me to fix it and/or listen to you complain about it, then pay up! :D

    Mango ,

    Actually I’m his manager, so you gotta pay me and I sign his checks.

    Anticorp ,

    Pssh, I wish I was getting $400 an hour to write code.

    MBM , to lemmyshitpost in The Cox-Zucker Machine

    The best part is that Cox and Zucker didn’t give it the name Cox-Zucker machine themselves, because you’re not supposed to name things after yourself. A third person, Schwartz, caught the joke and gave it the name.

    brbposting ,
    model_tar_gz ,

    But can you Handel it?

    jaybone ,

    How do we know Schwartz wasn’t in on it?

    CubitOom ,

    The Schwartz was with them.

    bizdelnick , (edited ) to linux in Reminder to clear your ~/.cache folder every now and then

    You don’t have to clean your ~/.cache every now and then. You have to figure out which program eats so much space there, ensure that it is not misconfigured and file a bugreport.

    redd ,
    @redd@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    So OP’s headline should be saying instead: Reminder to CHECK your ~/.cache folder every now and then

    bizdelnick ,

    Check? Why?

    
    <span style="color:#323232;">% du -sh ~/.cache
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">1,6G    /home/bizdelnick/.cache
    </span>
    

    I don’t remember if I ever cleaned it up. Probably a couple years ago when I moved my old HDD to new PC with freshly installed OS. It does not grow accidentally. Only in some very rare cases. As well as some other dirs under ~ and var. If it is a critical system, set up monitoring of free filesystem space. If not, you will notice if it becomes full (I can’t remember when this happened to me last time, maybe ~15 years ago when some log file started to grow because of endless error messages).

    redd ,
    @redd@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    Because some users experienced accidential grows like OP had 160 Gbyte. So general advice for linux users can be stated as: Check your ~/.cache every now and then

    Critical systems/servers shall better be monitored as you suggest.

    bizdelnick ,

    Some users experienced accidential growth of /var/log. Some users experienced accidential growth of /var/cache. Some users experienced accidential growth of /var/lib. Some users experienced accidential growth of ~/.xsession-errors. Shall I continue?

    Does every user need to begin his day checking all that places? No, he does not. It is waste of time. Such situations are extremely rare. If you are paranoid, check df to see if you have enough free space, and only if it unpredictably shrinked begin to ivestigate which directory has grown.

    redd ,
    @redd@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    I don’t get your point. Why should somebody do this every day?

    As the experience from other users in this thread, it seems not extremely rare to have an overgrown ~/.cache/ folder. So checking it from time to time is a good advice. If we all do this for a time, and create bug tickets for software which is not cleaning up. Then this problem will hopefully go away with future software releases.

    bizdelnick ,

    Why should somebody do this every day?

    Why should somebody do this ever?

    As the experience from other users in this thread, it seems not extremely rare to have an overgrown ~/.cache/ folder.

    It is the first thread about overgrown ~/.cache directory I see since I use Linux (~16 years or so). But, as I wrote above, this sometimes (rarely) happens with log files and some other directories. Checking each of them is a waste of time, if not automated, checking just one or few of them makes sense only if you are testing some app and looking for files it creates.

    cupcakezealot ,
    @cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    just symlink ~/.cache to /dev/null

    KSPAtlas ,
    @KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz avatar

    Cache exists for a reason, that sounds like itd break programs, a safer method is probably having it be a ramdisk

    qaz ,
    Amends1782 ,

    Lmao some malicious ass advise here

    Norgur , to lemmyshitpost in Bad day

    I could have sworn that this was her armpit from the back

    Sibbo ,

    Or his armpit from the front

    Valmond ,

    Or a sofa?

    Feirdro ,

    I think this is right.

    Angry_Maple ,
    @Angry_Maple@sh.itjust.works avatar

    I was thinking the inside of a bent knee at first haha

    MartinXYZ ,

    Yeah, I can see that

    MooseBoys , to aboringdystopia in This sign says it all.

    Accurate except for the “instead” part. Road maintenance comes from local taxes, whereas military aid comes from federal taxes.

    surewhynotlem ,

    And there are literal laws of nature that would prevent that from ever changing.

    DragonTypeWyvern ,

    I mean, potholes in my area get fixed pretty quickly, because the local government takes its job relatively seriously.

    FlashMobOfOne ,
    @FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world avatar

    Really hoping self-healing asphalt tech advances quickly in the next decade.

    TheSanSabaSongbird ,

    That must be nice.

    Test_Tickles ,

    Except the feds also feed money back to the states to be used on things like roads.

    randon31415 ,

    Unless you have the wrong drinking age in your state.

    kender242 ,
    @kender242@lemmy.world avatar

    Underrated comment here. Federal road funding in the US was used to strong arm States into having a common drinking age.

    Ottomateeverything , (edited )

    Well if you really want to get technical about it… No programs or spending are really funded by taxes anyway, the government just says “OK” and the numbers in the bank accounts of the companies implementing said program go up. Taxes funding things is just a myth. Taxes just delete money. So technically, nothing is funded by taxes and taxes are just a money void.

    Edit: People seem to be down voting because they think this is tinfoil hat BS or something. It’s not. Look up modern monetary theory. Governments with fiat currency don’t need to collect money to pay for things. They just invent and issue more currency. See this video: youtu.be/75udjh6hkOs?si=dVpp9V5f96kLDV4-&amp;t=16…

    dynamojoe ,

    That has real sovcit vibes.

    Ottomateeverything ,

    Not at all. Look up MMT. Modern monetary theory and economics are well beyond “spend taxes to fund programs”. Governments that issue debts in their own made up currency don’t need to “spend” money, they just give money to the programs they support.

    lud ,

    So money goes in and gets deleted, and then they create money and they give it away?

    When I think of it, I do the same thing every time I buy something.

    The money in my bank account doesn’t get transferred, the bank just deletes it on their servers and then they create money and give it to the store.

    Not_Alec_Baldwin ,

    As far as I understand that’s the definition of fungibility, right? Every dollar is interchangeable and identical?

    So there’s no functional difference between deleting $1 and creating $1 except semantics, compared to moving $1, as long as the total value doesn’t change.

    The government just deleting money and printing money to pay for whatever it wants suggests that those things aren’t equal, which would be the problem if it were true.

    stevehobbes ,

    That’s what causes inflation. When you print more than you delete, at a rate faster than total economic growth.

    Ottomateeverything ,

    Yes, they both create and delete money. That doesn’t mean that the two processes need to be equal or balanced.

    Your purchases do, or someone is owed their portion of the transaction. That’s not the case when the government is writing bonds or appropriating funding to programs. They can create money freely, regardless of the tax they collect. Taxes serve a different purpose.

    lud ,

    That would increase inflation drastically, which is something governments absolutely don’t want.

    They want inflation to be around 1-2%. Less is no good, because rich idiots would just hoard money instead of investing it. More is also no good because saved money would just disappear quickly.

    Ottomateeverything ,

    Tell that to Japan. One of the highest spenders. Still stuck in perpetual de flation for over 20 years at this point.

    It’s not that simple.

    tryptaminev ,

    You are aware of the fact that central banks are usually independant institutions and whenever the government meddles with them, that countries currency gets fucked by the market?

    Also in todays interconnected financial and real economy there is only so much control any government canexert iver its currency, because the currencies values is significantly determined by the exchange from imported and exported goods.

    Ottomateeverything ,

    While both points are true, that still doesn’t change whether taxes fund these programs.

    Sure there are other complexities like “how much is too much? Can we just keep doing it forever?” but those questions have more to do with the labor force of said country and their exports, and almost nothing to do with their tax rates.

    tryptaminev ,

    The central banks control the amount of money based on the tasks they were given for their operation. That does not relate directly to the way the government is spending or taking money.

    It is simply not the governments taxes and spending that is making or deleting money. It is the system of how the private banks can borrow or deposit money at the central bank with a certain interest rate,that is making or deleting money.

    And youll have noticed that it is not the central bank granting loans to the government but bonds being sold on the market for the government to take debt.

    RizzRustbolt ,

    MMT is techbros just trying to say, “don’t look behind the microvaluation curtain, it doesn’t matter.” But in the amounts that they’re trading on, it absolutely does matter.

    RizzRustbolt ,

    It’s actually anarchocommunists mostly.

    affiliate ,

    the wikipedia page says:

    MMT is controversial, and is actively debated with dialogues about its theoretical integrity, the implications of the policy recommendations of its proponents, and the extent to which it is actually divergent from orthodox macroeconomics. MMT is opposed to the mainstream understanding of macroeconomic theory and has been criticized heavily by many mainstream economists.

    i don’t think your comment properly highlights how controversial MMT is. i’m not an economist, but i don’t think it’s fair to use language like “taxes funding things is a myth” and “technically nothing is funded by taxes and taxes are just a money void”, when those claims rely on such a controversial theory.

    Ottomateeverything ,

    Yes this is all true, MMT is a theory. It’s in the name. Yes, it’s controversial.

    But those points have nothing to do with the validity of the statements I made, including the ones you quote. It’s a very broad economic theory covering how things should be done etc etc.

    My point is not founded on MMT, I referred to it as a “look this stuff up by starting here”. That’s why it’s only mentioned in the edit. The mere fact that this is an even remotely acceptable implies the statements I made is valid - otherwise MMT would fall apart at its seams.

    Taxes funding things is indeed a myth, and they’re essentially a money void. Go read up on those specifics if you want to get into it. The video I linked has a literal explanation of this like 30 seconds later. When congress approves programs, they just allocate new funds to it, and move on. There’s no digging up taxes to point towards it.

    You could begin making an argument it has implications for the validity and reliability of the sovereign currency, but it has no real relationship to taxes. That’s just not how modern economics work anymore.

    someacnt ,

    It’s not worth your time to refute one giving youtube link as a backing reference.

    masquenox ,

    has been criticized heavily by many mainstream economists.

    In other words… it upsets the rich people that got us into this mess.

    stevehobbes ,

    I mean this is a cute clever thing that sounds smart that isn’t.

    The government pays for things. The government funds that through monetary policy that includes printing money, as well as raising money via taxes. Whether the government deletes a dollar you give them and prints another dollar vs transferring the dollar you gave them into their spending budget is super irrelevant.

    It’s functionally the same and either way, your tax dollar, whether “deleted” and replaced or transferred is still your proportional allocation of funding.

    This is real “I am very smart” vibes.

    Ottomateeverything ,

    Same could be said about your post. It’s very “haha I have a gotcha” vibes.

    Yes the government deletes money. And they also create money. That doesn’t mean they do or have to do the same amount of each. They can and do create more than they delete. They’re not funding programs and then making sure they delete the same amount in your taxes. That’s not how modern economics work.

    stevehobbes ,

    Of course not. But none of that changes the fact that your taxes, in part, pay for what the government spends money on.

    For state taxes, where the states don’t control monetary policy, it’s even less true. But it’s not really true for the federal government either.

    Everyone who is paid in USD or pays in USD, in addition to people who pay taxes, pay for whatever we spend money on in one way or another.

    It’s not a gotcha. Nothing was got. It’s just an absurd thing on the face of it. That while technically correct (in the sense that dollars are fungible) your dollars given in taxes will make up a percentage of total dollars spent this year by the federal government, and thus, you are paying for whatever they are doing. Along with other people.

    uriel238 ,
    @uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    Sorry about all the broken veterans with TBIs. We could have invested in better healthcare infrastructure, TBI treatment research even better armor and helmets for our troopers dealing routinely with IEDs. But instead we got experimental tanks with active camo, a shitty plane which we’re phasing out and aid to Israel to perpetuate their ancient religious genocide program.

    It’s just that US soldiers are poor and expendible and people with money tell us who and what is important.

    jsdz , to linux in TIL You can use `systemd-analyze plot > plot.svg` to plot the service startup time to find bottlenecks

    I’m pretty sure the main system startup bottleneck is me typing the disk encryption passphrase.

    fernandocarletti ,

    I can relate to this hahaha

    Flex ,

    Fucking true. Does anyone know why this is so slow?

    magikmw ,

    I wish to replace it with a yubikey, but I don’t even know if it’s supported.

    Contend6248 ,

    You can’t even use a fucking fingerprint scanner while being in the system, that package is borked for months and nobody seem to care to solve it.

    I think using Yubikey at boot time is quite out of reach

    Skeletonek ,
    @Skeletonek@lemmy.zip avatar

    It is, I have it set up on my laptop. It’s a bit finicky in how it works and it’s not easy to setup, but it is possible.

    stifle867 ,

    Does it work by emulating the keyboard and typing in the password? Or by the encrypted protocol that works using the on device secret?

    Skeletonek ,
    @Skeletonek@lemmy.zip avatar

    Both should be possible. I am using the psuedo 2FA method. First I type the PIN and after that I confirm with YubiKey.

    Ullebe1 ,

    It is supported by systemd to use FIDO2 + pin to decrypt luks partitions with many security keys, including Yubikeys. I use it every day on my laptop.

    astrsk ,
    @astrsk@artemis.camp avatar

    Combine that with the 20-30 seconds my system takes to do bios memory training on the DDR5 ram and we’re practically back to the “go make some coffee while the system boots up” days 🤦

    umbrella ,
    @umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

    we need open source firmware

    DolphinMath ,

    If only Coreboot supported more devices…

    c0mbatbag3l ,
    @c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

    Glad I haven’t built a modern chipset PC yet, didn’t realize it was this bad.

    samn ,

    As another DDR5 user, it’s not always this bad - there’s a bios setting that makes it remember the previous configuration and skips this step, but sometimes it still needs to do it, and then it can take a minute or two

    GodIsNull ,

    Those where the good days. You always had fresh coffee when your computer was ready for work.

    lauha ,

    My system bottleneck is the damn Bios Post

    TransplantedSconie , to memes in You kids would not remember.

    The guy in the photo was raised by black sharecroppers, a target of an assassination, a multimillionaire inventor/carnival worker, and lost it all only to finally find his rhythm after being homeless and destitute.

    You’d be gray haired too.

    vivavideri ,

    He started graying mid '70s 🤷

    LegionEris ,

    Looks damn good in this picture for his mid 70s

    vivavideri ,

    He’s 78 now lol

    Orbituary ,
    @Orbituary@lemmy.world avatar

    You don’t like jokes much, do you.

    vivavideri ,

    Oh, no, I walk right past all the low hanging fruit and keep on walkin’

    ummthatguy ,
    @ummthatguy@lemmy.world avatar
    baronvonj ,
    @baronvonj@lemmy.world avatar

    Sounds like a typical bastard.

    Orbituary ,
    @Orbituary@lemmy.world avatar

    You just randomly picking on people? It’s not like you can flip through phone books anymore…

    baronvonj ,
    @baronvonj@lemmy.world avatar

    That’s why things aren’t happening for people now. We don’t have the spontaneous publicity of our names in print anymore.

    Orbituary ,
    @Orbituary@lemmy.world avatar

    I used to be someone.

    thefartographer ,

    He also found his special purpose!

    MorrisonMotel6 ,

    He should see a doctor and get rid of it

    MamboGator ,
    @MamboGator@lemmy.world avatar

    The Jerk is one of my favourite movies, but it’s surprisingly rare for me to find someone else who knows it exists.

    TransplantedSconie ,

    My greatest comedies of all time:

    1. Airplane
    2. Naked Gun
    3. Blazing Saddles
    4. The Jerk

    Any of those 4, and you will cry laughing.

    jawa21 ,
    @jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

    You would also likely enjoy “Top Secret!”

    Orbituary ,
    @Orbituary@lemmy.world avatar

    You ever been to a Turkish prison?

    bobs_monkey ,

    You like movies about gladiators?

    TransplantedSconie ,

    It’s number 5 lol. I miss Val Kilmer. What happened to him is a damn shame. Life can really be a fucker sometimes.

    mindbleach ,

    Christian Science is a fucker always.

    Although it’s made tremendous contributions to the arts by killing musicians’ moms.

    ZC3rr0r ,

    Other than James Hetfield noone springs to mind in the category “Musicians’ moms killed by Christian science”. Who else were you referring to?

    mindbleach ,

    They got three songs out of Maynard James Keenan alone.

    ZC3rr0r ,

    Thanks. I did not know that, but after reading into it 10000 days now feels a lot more personal.

    mindbleach ,

    It also lends gravitas to the otherwise ooh-so-edgy “Judith” by A Perfect Circle.

    ZC3rr0r ,

    I need to re-read the lyrics to that song, it’s one of my favorites by APC.

    CoderKat ,

    As someone who also loves that one and considered Airplane the best comedy, I concur. I’ll also add both Hot Shots movies to that.

    MamboGator ,
    @MamboGator@lemmy.world avatar

    The only one of those I still haven’t seen is Blazing Saddles and I really need to rectify that.

    Weekend at Bernie’s is at the top of my list.

    Orbituary ,
    @Orbituary@lemmy.world avatar

    Dude. Now… As ASAP as possible. And when you’re done, watch it 5 more times.

    Fun fact: first movie to ever feature a fart.

    TransplantedSconie ,

    Yes, you do. Comedic masterpiece.

    bobs_monkey ,

    Isn’t anyone gonna help this poor man?

    Num10ck ,

    we should start a new thread for all time comedies… what about Real Genius? Brain Candy? Better off Dead? Caddyshack? Something about Mary?

    Orbituary ,
    @Orbituary@lemmy.world avatar

    I want my two dollaaaaaaaaars.

    lnm225 ,

    Sorry your mom blew up, Ricky.

    Bighappee ,

    What’s a little boy like you doing with big boy smut like this?

    Donjuanme ,

    Ten years ago I would’ve added Idiocracy. 7 years ago it became a documentary.

    TheHottub ,
    @TheHottub@lemmy.world avatar

    He was also a philanthropist and donated a ton of money to stop cat juggling in South America.

    TubeTalkerX ,

    A Target of assassination? That nut-job hated those cans!

    Decronym Bot , (edited ) to selfhosted in Another good reason not to open port 22

    Acronyms, initialisms, abbreviations, contractions, and other phrases which expand to something larger, that I’ve seen in this thread:

    Fewer Letters More Letters
    DNS Domain Name Service/System
    HTTP Hypertext Transfer Protocol, the Web
    IP Internet Protocol
    SSH Secure Shell for remote terminal access
    UDP User Datagram Protocol, for real-time communications
    VPN Virtual Private Network
    VPS Virtual Private Server (opposed to shared hosting)
    nginx Popular HTTP server

    7 acronyms in this thread; the most compressed thread commented on today has 8 acronyms.

    [Thread for this sub, first seen 14th Aug 2023, 15:55] [FAQ] [Full list] [Contact] [Source code]

    sircac ,
    @sircac@lemmy.world avatar

    Good bot!

    cooopsspace ,

    Great bot

    korstmos , to programmer_humor in Good Old Windows

    Because paying a few grand a year for a certificate somehow makes your software more trustworthy

    magic_lobster_party ,

    The original Twitter checkmark

    RippleEffect ,

    Well it at least is an obstacle. Broke hackers won’t get it or will have to work harder to get around it.

    Ddhuud ,

    That’s the intention. In reality lots of genuine devs can’t afford it, so people get accustomed to just ignore the whole thing.

    ryannathans ,

    Even more lols when you are gigabyte and your private key leaks. Also when you are gigabyte and your signed driver is used to privilege escalate malware.

    smolyeet ,

    And that’s why certificates can be revoked, that’s the whole point, trust. It only costs a few hundred a year per Microsoft’s documentation and approved vendors so it doesn’t seem that much of an ask. At the very least you can look up the developer yourself, harder to do if the package has no identity associated with it

    yogurtwrong ,
    @yogurtwrong@lemmy.world avatar

    And you can still bypass it if you put your software in a .zip

    Zalack ,
    @Zalack@startrek.website avatar

    You’re being sarcastic but even small fees immediately weed out a ton of cruft.

    xigoi ,
    @xigoi@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

    They also weed out a lot of legitimate software, especially if it’s non-commercial.

    Zalack ,
    @Zalack@startrek.website avatar

    I’m not saying there aren’t downsides, just that it isn’t a totally crazy strategy.

    WhyIDie , (edited )

    I remember that short time when Steam allowed anyone and everyone to self-publish without any initial fees.

    It was an interesting time.

    Tathas ,

    Gigabyte has entered the chat.

    Nacktmull , to mildlyinteresting in "Progress"

    Why the “”? Getting cars out of cities to improve quality of life is a major progress.

    Schmuppes , (edited )

    The cars are still there, in massive numbers. You just can’t see the tunnel they built between those two pictures. It’s right beneath the feet of the pedestrians.

    Nacktmull , (edited )

    At least they can´t kill cyclists and pedestrians this way and the emissions get somewhat contained. Of course this is only a compromise but on the way to car free cities it might be a useful intermediate step before we can actually get rid of carbrainitis.

    !fuckcars

    jarfil ,

    !fuckcars

    Sounds NSFW…

    SkaveRat ,

    do we have /c/dragonsfuckingcars and /c/carsfuckingdragons yet?

    Nacktmull ,

    c/beatmetoit

    over_clox ,

    ‘emissions somewhat contained’…?

    Sure that ain’t ‘carbon monoxide tunnel?’

    Diprount_Tomato ,
    @Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world avatar

    Maybe it has chimneys like the London underground used to when it was steam powered

    marmo7ade ,

    I buy extra cars for fun.

    Nacktmull ,

    I’m sorry for you - you obviously have no clue what real fun is.

    JenIsBringingTheDrugs ,

    That still seems better though. Less noise, safer and more usable space.

    marmo7ade ,

    But we can pretend! And that’s what’s important!!!

    AlecSadler ,

    If you’re there, can you hear them if you put your ear to the ground?

    shotgunpulse ,

    Lol does it matter or are you just curious?

    AlecSadler ,

    Just curious, haha.

    Schmuppes ,

    I’ll check for you next time I pass through there on my bicycle.

    generaldenmark , to lemmyshitpost in Tipping culture npcs

    Americans be like; “If you can’t afford to pay 69% tip then don’t go out eating at all”

    UnderpantsWeevil ,
    @UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world avatar

    Also, complaining that things will cost too much if waiters eek by on more than minimum wage.

    dabaldeagul ,
    @dabaldeagul@feddit.nl avatar

    The cost is literally the same… Restaurants would just be upfront about it then.

    UnderpantsWeevil ,
    @UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world avatar

    That would be upsetting to the business owners, though. You know - the Job Creators.

    David_Eight ,

    If I’m directly responsible for their salary, then they’re working for me. I created that job.

    Maggoty ,

    You assume the restaurant’s prices are connected to wages in any meaningful way. We’re paying the wages. That’s all food cost and profit.

    SpaceNoodle ,

    Eek! They eke out a living on so little!

    surewhynotlem ,

    If you’re going to say “69%” , you need to call it eating out, not out eating.

    Steve ,

    While getting fucked! What a meal!

    joelfromaus ,
    @joelfromaus@aussie.zone avatar

    It’s only eating out if it’s 69%, otherwise it’s just sparkling oral.

    wreckedcarzz ,
    @wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

    If all I had to do was 69 my waiter, I’d be eating out a lot more

    SeabassDan ,

    I gotta say, complaining about being on the verge of a recession while going out for a $70 meal really puts my poverty into perspective.

    PonyOfWar , to lemmyshitpost in Maybe Lovecraft wasn't as talented as people think?

    The wizard was called “Le Sorcier”. Lovecraft wrote that story when he was 17, so I think we can cut him some slack that it wasn’t a masterpiece.

    FlyingSquid OP ,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    Can we cut him some slack about what he named his cat?

    PugJesus ,
    @PugJesus@kbin.social avatar

    No, we can excuse lack of refinement in talent, but not racism.

    I love Lovecraft's work, but fuck is he incredibly racist.

    FlyingSquid OP ,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    I agree. I just like telling people what he named his cat so they’ll know what a racist he was.

    That said, Cool Air is a very good short story.

    ThunderingJerboa ,
    @ThunderingJerboa@kbin.social avatar

    I mean if they have read some of his stories, it should be pretty obvious he was pretty fucking racist. The cat thing is a fun meme but if anyone has read at least call of Cthulhu the work most people know about its pretty on the nose. Every human antagonist is either black or a foreigner and he is pretty blatant about it. Hell don't get me started on Facts Concerning the Late Arthur Jermyn and His Family (or The White Ape), that one is just so funny with how bloody racist it is because the conclusion is so absurd, you can't take it serious.

    itsgroundhogdayagain ,

    and xenophobic… and a mamma’s boy

    RedAggroBest ,

    Mama’s boy should not be undersold here. His mother was vile and was directly the reason he was afraid of pretty much everything.

    Turious ,

    Unrelated but you just said “but fuck”.

    dojan ,
    @dojan@lemmy.world avatar

    His racism is honestly the most horrifying part of his work.

    Like there’s some good stuff there, but it’s the extreme racism that really gives me the heebie jeebies that make me put the books down and take a breather.

    ThunderingJerboa ,
    @ThunderingJerboa@kbin.social avatar

    Yeah it does make it a bit hard to listen to those audiobooks in the car...

    Timecircleline ,

    Oh my goodness, yes! One of the parts in Herbert West - Reanimator made me nauseous.

    djsoren19 ,

    He might have actually been the greatest coward of all time. Yeah, that cowardice meant he held a lot of shitty opinions about the world, but it was the exact kinda experience with endless fear that could create a new horror genre.

    ChairmanMeow ,
    @ChairmanMeow@programming.dev avatar

    Lovecraft’s racism is very much a product of fear, not racial superiority. Dude was extraordinarily terrified of everything remotely foreign. It’s why “strange creatures that are vaguely human but completely incomprehensible” is the generic terror in his stories.

    In that sense, I find the motivations for his racism far less terrible than the motivations a racial supremacist has.

    1simpletailer ,
    @1simpletailer@startrek.website avatar

    Its a bit of both. He definitely believed in the supremacy of the Anglo-Saxon race. There is no excuse for it, but there is a pitiable aspect to the part of Lovecrafts racism that is rooted in fear. Like Fucking chill Howard, its just a Welshman.

    Kit ,

    Wow I was going to post a spoiler of the cat’s name but nvm

    PonyOfWar ,

    Nah, his racism is well documented. Though if we want to talk about the cat in particular, it’s not known if he named it himself, when it went missing he was only 14.

    FlyingSquid OP ,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    But he was fine re-using the name in The Rats in the Walls, so if he didn’t name it, he was very fond of it.

    PonyOfWar ,

    Yeah, safe to say he didn’t have an issue with the racist name.

    VerseAndVermin ,

    Not that it matters at this point, but I saw somewhere that he had remorse for his racism later in life. Is this true? I have never seen anything to show it but I haven’t saught it out either.

    It’s kinda funny how some of my favorite board games are based upon the setting. I love that they are heavy with diversity. It makes me think of Stephen King’s writing book, he says a story is no longer yours once it’s out there.

    I’m glad Lovecraft made what he did, and that it’s so free tooled today. I think one day the Wizarding World will be the same (I refuse to keep calling the whole thing Harry Potter).

    PugJesus ,
    @PugJesus@kbin.social avatar

    He became less racist later in life, but didn't, to my knowledge, express remorse for his previous racism.

    TSG_Asmodeus ,
    @TSG_Asmodeus@lemmy.world avatar

    Not that it matters at this point, but I saw somewhere that he had remorse for his racism later in life. Is this true?

    Keep in mind he died at 46, and at best went from “extremely racist” to “very racist.” His political views change, and I have always had a bit of a chuckle on his original assumptions:

    As a result of the Great Depression, Lovecraft reexamined his political views. Initially, he thought that affluent people would take on the characteristics of his ideal aristocracy and solve America’s problems. When this did not occur, he became a socialist.

    shalafi ,

    Lovecraft’s racism is what I call “hilarious racism”, if you’ll pardon the term. I’ve only ever thought that in connection with HP. He was very much a product of his times, as we all are. Eugenics was all the rage, and you can pick that out in his works.

    Lovecraft wasn’t merely racist against non-whites, he was racist against anyone who wasn’t of the “right stock”. He might snob you if you were a white man, living in Rhode Island, of English or German descent, but came from the wrong family tree. LOL, this guy rated humans like dog breeders rate bloodlines. OG Playa Hater’s Ball.

    And speaking of his times, look at when he wrote. We were just discovering how incomprehensibly monstrous the solar system was, how big the Milky Way was, just then understanding that we lived in a galaxy. And we didn’t know there were others. FFS, Pluto wasn’t discovered until 1930.

    Anyway, well worth reading his complete works. Good shit. Grab a copy off me.

    drive.google.com/open?id=1KLBK1QQPc5ZuKm6nlveswoW…

    bort ,

    Anyway, well worth reading his complete works. Good shit. Grab a copy off me.

    There is a torrent for the audiobooks, narrated by Wayne June (the narrator from Darkest Dungeon).

    Wayne Junes reading Lovecraft is a match made in heaven. I strongly recommend giving it a try

    BestBouclettes ,

    Your description makes me think of Pierce Hawthorne’s father in Community.

    Shyfer ,

    Reminds me of that big racist guy in Disco Elysium.

    sheogorath ,

    When I got that side quest to internalize the racist shit he’s spouting I lost it. What a game.

    Edit: fuck, you just reminded me of the horribly racist 7’2" Dutch exchange student. The way he goes on to justify his racism is very similar to the guy at Disco Elysium.

    Shyfer ,

    That part was hilarious. It’s so good that you can play as someone who can make all that racist shit make sense in your head lol.

    I’m curious about the 7’2" Dutch exchange student. I must have missed that story.

    sentient_loom ,
    @sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Nope. But that’s for moral reasons unrelated to criticisms of his on-the-nose sorcerer’s name.

    skeeter_dave , to mildlyinfuriating in It seems like all packaged foods do this now

    Sup, I’m your local friendly USDA contractor who very much uses scales everyday. Consumer grade kitchen scales are terrible and will lie to you. The fact that it does not go out to the tenths or hundredths is a big flag for accuracy.

    We check test our scales twice a year to make sure they are accurate. I once tried check testing my kitchen scale I use for canning for giggles and it failed miserably. It would only register weight on 2 out of 4 quadrants until I got to 10g or so. I’m sure my ohaus is going to show a different and more accurate result if I where to try it.

    pinkdrunkenelephants ,

    Well, it can’t be packaged to scientific standards, it has to be packaged to ours.

    Scale accuracy was never a problem or scrutinized until ow, and successfully helped people lose weight, so it’s not the accuracy of the scales that is an issue.

    This is blatant consumer fraud and nothing in your field can change that fact, clearly.

    RandomLegend ,
    @RandomLegend@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    This just doesn’t make sense.

    You wouldn’t say the same when talking about other products. If you buy ibuprofen for example you wouldn’t say “it can’t be packaged to scientific standards, it has to be packaged to ours” if you try to weigh a single pill with your kitchen scale.

    Stuff HAS to be packaged to scientific standards. Period.

    If your tools at home aren’t accurate enough or simply aren’t properly calibrated for a specific job, it can’t be the fault of the producer.

    If you use a 2€ kitchen scale that is 10 years old you can’t blame the producer if your measurement is off by 10%.

    The producer cannot make sure YOUR equipment is proper for the task, and they can’t make sure EVERYONES scales see the exact same. So of course they have to weigh with their own scales and surprise surprise they use extremely precise scales that are properly calibrated and tested regularly.

    mariusafa ,

    If you read his comments to my comments he states that following “their” (?) standards, the producers have to put much more product in order to “”““adjust””“” for the tolerance error of random consumers. Clueless.

    Danitos ,

    Your comment doesn’t make sense, since home tools are not precise enough and that is not the manufacter fault. I suggest you read about Metrology

    mariusafa ,

    That is scientific standards for him, not “their” standards or whatever. Yeah clueless.

    BorgDrone ,

    Scales used for commercial purposes, such as weighing the amount of product in a package, are regularly calibrated and checked. Messing with the calibration is considered an economic crime and comes with very harsh penalties.

    frogfruit ,

    I remember being in school 20 years ago and being taught about scale inaccuracies and the importance of frequent calibration. The thing about weight loss is that you will lose weight if you’re in a deficit. Your daily calorie needs are going to fluctuate a little bit, regardless. Most people don’t keep activity the exact same, sleep the exact same, take exactly the same steps everyday, plus hormones fluctuate, etc. Your measurements don’t have to be precise, just close enough. People have also lost weight with sloppy volumetric measurements, counting out chips, or even eyeballing the amount of space taken up on their plate. MyPlate.gov was rolled out after consumer research found that it works.

    Bgugi ,

    I think you’re a bit off track. scale accuracy has been a subject of careful scrutiny for millenia. You absolutely have to use the right tool for the job. A kitchen scale is not the right tool for the job. It would be like complaining that you can’t take your car’s lug nuts off with a pipe wrench.

    MadBigote ,

    What!?

    books ,

    Eight grams off? That seems rather significant. I mean we use to buy 20 grams of weed we’d know if it was almost half shy.

    chimasterflex ,

    8g sure but this is only within 2% error. most scales would probably be within 3% so this isn’t surprising

    SocialMediaRefugee ,

    Well you were high so we can’t be sure about those numbers

    books ,

    I wasnt at the time but twenty minutes later, sure

    reverendsteveii ,

    that’s why you don’t use a scale that’s only accurate to the full gram (and barely that) when dealing with something where the cost is such that a missing half gram actually makes a difference.

    johannesvanderwhales ,

    You would presumably use a higher precision scale for that purpose. I know my kitchen has a large scale that’s only 1 g precision but can go up to 8 kg, and one that’s .01g precision but only goes up to 500g.

    bluewing ,

    Unless you were using a certified scale and checking it with certified check weights every time you used it, you were just guessing and hoping your dealer wasn’t randomly or purposely off. And density of the material weighed matters also. Weed is far less dense than pasta so a discrepancy can be more noticeable since it takes a larger volume of weed to reach a particular weight than pasta does.

    Understand that a digital kitchen scale is made with the cheapest load sensors a manufacturer is willing to pay for. Nor do they come with any kind of traceable certification as to accuracy class. In fact you get no guarantee that your shiny new kitchen scale is fit for even that purpose - just that it turns on, lights up, and displays something when you place a load upon it.

    Accuracy is a cruel and VERY expensive mistress to chase. And most people don’t understand it anyway.

    bluewing ,

    Now, I agree with you that if you believe a home kitchen scale is telling the truth, you are a fool. But as an old toolmaker who dabbled in accuracy for a living, displayed digits does not equal accuracy nor even repeatability. And there can be a fair amount of interpretation involved in analog beam scales.

    I think it’s just another PPS, (piss poor scale), scale that is neither accurate nor repeatable. And the packaging material weights are rarely included in listed weights. Since packaging can change at any time due to costs.

    Neon ,

    please actually do it. Not for any real Reason but just because it’s funny to use professional equipment to weigh Pasta

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