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TransplantedSconie ,

Sounds like peaceful protest to me!

/s if it’s needed

TransplantedSconie ,

This looks fake as fuck lol. He is stiff, but he ain’t that stiff lmao. He’d at least attempt the patented White Man Shuffle

TransplantedSconie ,

Still 1,000 times better than Trump, lol.

I’ll take weird stiff guy over horrible nazi guy anyday.

Microsoft in damage-control mode, says it will prioritize security over AI (arstechnica.com)

Microsoft is pivoting its company culture to make security a top priority, President Brad Smith testified to Congress on Thursday, promising that security will be “more important even than the company’s work on artificial intelligence.”...

TransplantedSconie ,

Things like this that make me wish we still had the pillory punishment.

Look at his smug little smile. He knows they are not going to do shit. The smile would fade quickly if he faced 6 hours locked up being pelted with rotting vegetables and fruit in 90° heat.

TransplantedSconie ,

If they kept those 4 near Ukraine, they’d be sunk by now too 🤣

By attempting a dick waving contest they are making sure they don’t end up in Davy Jones Locker.

TransplantedSconie ,

Any of them arrive in the time honored Russian tradition of:

A) on fire

B) pouring smoke from hidden fire

C) shooting each other

D) all of the above

TransplantedSconie ,

Maybe we should actually regulate gun shows…

Pftt. Yeah sure.

Then how will the criminals and lunatics get weapons easily that live in blue states with strict gun laws?

Nobody ever thinks about the lunatics.

TransplantedSconie , (edited )

Dudes gonna have the shakes bad behind those bars, lol.

He also gets to be tried for fraud while in jail lmao.

Wouldn’t that be delicious if he’s found guilty and remanded into custody until sentencing and never leaves jail?

TransplantedSconie ,

Wild. Yeah, he was probably squirming more that normal, or the teacher heard the AI voice.

TransplantedSconie ,

But but Chief Justice John Roberts said racism doesn’t exist in America anymore when he gutted the Civil Rights Act!

He was lying to us this entire time?!?1?!

TransplantedSconie ,

Why wasn’t the NRA fighting for his second Ammendment rights?

TransplantedSconie ,

It’s like they channeled their inner Hank Hill.

TransplantedSconie ,

Them some crazy eyes, boy.

Don’t be messin’ with women with eyes like that.

TransplantedSconie ,

does another bump of ketamine

“Wait, I’m staying.”

does another

“Nah. I’m gone.”

does another

TransplantedSconie ,

Because it’s what gives Wish Version Iron Man his power.

TransplantedSconie ,

Ukrainian Special Forces Unit To Have R And R In Caribbean. “We Look Forward To A Relaxing Yet Dynamite Vacation” Says Officer.

TransplantedSconie ,

Ukraine Special Forces:

Get your swim trunks and sun tan lotion, lads! We going to the Caribbean for a couple of weeks!

TransplantedSconie ,

Oh boy.

Mask up, boys! Shits about to get wild!

TransplantedSconie ,

Or, like covid, can you be asymptomatic and spread it like a mofo?

TransplantedSconie ,

Questions:

  1. What exactly is that ticker scroll at the bottom? lol
  2. This dude is cracking open in real time. What’s the over/under he goes full wack-a-doo and ends up having a mental breakdown and runs naked through downtown Manhattan?

^^and ^^now ^^you ^^have ^^a ^^horrible ^^mental ^^image ^^in ^^your ^^mind ^^so ^^goodnight ^^everyone!

TransplantedSconie ,

They smokin’ krokodil.

You don’t want any part of that.

Spotify is raising the cost of Premium subscriptions, again (www.engadget.com)

Spotify is officially raising its Premium subscription rates in the US come July, following reports of the move in April. The platform is increasing its Individual plan from $11 to $12 monthly and its Duo plan from $15 to $17 monthly — the same jump as last year’s $1 and $2 price hikes, respectively. However, its Family plan...

TransplantedSconie ,

Jesus:

I want no motherfuckin’ part of this shit.

takes hand off wheel

TransplantedSconie ,

Lmao. No way facists give up power they already have.

And if they do?

Winner winner chicken dinner. We get new elections that oust Benny.

Tens of thousands rally in Tel Aviv to demand hostage deal, denounce government (www.timesofisrael.com)

“Last night, we received a reminder of what a real leader looks like, who cares for Israel’s future and not his own. Thank you President Biden,” said Shaul Meridor, the former head of the Finance Ministry’s budget department, referring to the US president’s speech on Friday in which he outlined Israel’s proposal for...

TransplantedSconie ,

Diamond Joe strikes again!

TransplantedSconie ,

I don’t put too much faith in polls anymore. The democrats have over performed in every election since 2018.

He definitely has a thin-ass tightrope to walk with the democratic tent. What easily could be 5 parties are lumped into one because of the two party system.

TransplantedSconie ,

Yep. That was when the Overton Window lurched to the right into fascist-land for them.

TransplantedSconie ,

That soundtrack alone is pure gold, let alone the story of Odysseus told in the deep south.

TransplantedSconie ,

Last panel should have one of those stock scanning robots behind the wheel.

Boeing Will Launch Starliner With Helium Leak (www.extremetech.com)

Boeing and NASA are moving ahead with the upcoming Starliner demonstration launch despite an active helium leak. The launch is now on the books for Saturday, June 1, at 12:25 p.m. EDT. If all goes as planned, Starliner will rendezvous with the International Space Station the following day and return to Earth on June 10. If not,...

TransplantedSconie ,

Do you?

I think ShittyBeattlesFCPres is onto something. Let’s find that out.

TransplantedSconie ,

Typical conservative. Those they deem beneath them, are expendable.

Dude in the back was like “WTF, asshole? We deal with this from cartels, now you too?”

TransplantedSconie ,

Fucking-A, Dave. At least Kurt never sold out.

TransplantedSconie ,

He has a record. He also was convicted of rape sexual assault and also defaming said woman twice.

TransplantedSconie ,

Cool. They can do that while he sits in a room or a cell tossing ketchup against the walls.

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