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FrostyCaveman , to insanepeoplefacebook in Do you see it too?

This kind of apophenia is easily dispelled by looking at the objects in question more closely. Which is impossible to do with single images

uebquauntbez , to insanepeoplefacebook in Do you see it too?

Now I see it too! The smiley next to this post has picked something out of his nose and asking himself whereto put it or just eat it.

taiyang , to noncredibledefense in GO, GO, GO! THE LEGATE WANTS SANDALS ON THE GROUND BY 0600!

Uh, real life image of a civilization run where I never upgraded my phalanx? Lol

ChicoSuave , to insanepeoplefacebook in Do you see it too?

This guy is probably close to discovering that the sphinx was part of a gate that used electricity to “close” instead of doors. That’s how advanced Egypt was. Must be because they were trade partners with Atlantis or something.

Cort ,

What the fuck are you talking about, Atlanta isn’t real. It was clearly aliens

Hugh_Jeggs ,

Ever noticed how there’s two Georgias

andrew_bidlaw , to lemmyshitpost in Shiny and chrome
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I’d shit bricks if I ever see it on the road, in a mirror.

xx3rawr ,

shit bricks

Oh fuck, that phrase brought me back to the late 2000s

andrew_bidlaw ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

I hope your ass has recovered since then. Thoughts and prayers 🙏🙏🙏

daltotron , to lemmyshitpost in Oh jeez

america, home of the crybully industrial complex

BitchPeas , to lemmyshitpost in Allow me to rock your perceptions

I keep a little dirt under my pillow after digging 35 feet down.

Jimbabwe , to programmerhumor in Sleep paralysis demon

Is fondant a cake?

Schmuppes , to games in Day 9 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I’ve been playing until I forget to post Screenshots

Godspeed, Courier.

MCasq_qsaCJ_234 , to pics in Willow Creek Falls, Colorado, USA

It looks like a RDR2 landscape.

DrCake ,

I was going to say it looks like 4K Falkrearh, Skyrim

nightwatch_admin , to insanepeoplefacebook in Our True History

I appreciate the way you glued it together. This really makes reading it feel like descending into raging insanity.

brbposting , to lemmyshitpost in I always order Popular Problem.

Some (if not a lot) of the original menu must’ve been misspelled, right?

rishado , (edited )

No, I speak Arabic and it’s not so much misspelling as like, lack of sufficient punctuation. Then that is directly thrown into a translator. I’ll use the word مشكل as an example and try to explain why the menu says ‘Tuna is a problem’. As letters, from right to left, they are l:

m - م (the first letter on the right)

sh - ش

k - ك

L - ل (last letter on the left)

I know those standalone letters look different but that’s how they are when they’re not conjoined to other letters.

Anyway the problem is that that word can be read multiple ways because a lot of the vowels in Arabic come from small modifiers that no one can be bothered to type out because we know how to infer the pronunciations in context. So let’s get into the conflation of the word here. Without any vowels, theoretically the word can be read as mshkl. One way to read the word مشكل can be MuSHaKKal, and with the modifiers it would look like so:

مُشَكْل

It’s not easy to see but the first 3 letters have modifiers that make them be pronounced as ‘Mu’, ‘Sha’, ‘K~’, ‘Al’. Pronouncing the word this way means ‘mixed’ i.e. the dish being served is Mixed Tuna AKA Tuna salad.

Now without the modifiers the word can be read as: مشكِل

Now theres no modifier on the second letter so it kind of just blends into the first, becoming pronounced as ‘Mush’, ‘Kill’, or ‘mash’, ‘kal’. This word literally translates to ‘problem’. And if you just put a noun before problem, it makes sense grammatically to infer that the noun is the problem. Ergo,

“Tuna is a problem”. Also known as Tuna salad.

Weirstone ,

Very informative. Thank you for being here!

rishado ,

Glad to be! Got that “why bother no one’s gonna read this anyway” feeling halfway through the comment but then remembered I wasn’t on reddit anymore

stelelor ,

I’m late to the thread but I just wanted to say THANK YOU for taking the time to write it all up! You’ve helped me understand a few things about abjads, which makes the original post even more hilarious.

rishado ,

Thank you for reading and enjoying! Yeah the great thing is that most of the ridiculous things in that menu have similar explanations, some are complete nonsense though

TheReturnOfPEB , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Oh jeez

and then they retire there.

superkret , to lemmyshitpost in Fixed¡

you’ll have no one to share the journey with, you’re completely fucked if you twist an ankle, you have to carry everything you need yourself, and when you arrive you’ll be all alone.

Pat yourself on the back for having done the “right” thing (by whom?)

Nikls94 , to lemmyshitpost in Fixed¡

.Ɉi Ɉɘϱ Ɉnob I

philycheeze ,

This is genuinely fucked up and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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