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neo ,

Well, as the picture says, with this bad boy you can use 86 characters per line.

neo ,

Mh… I don’t see anything factually wrong with your post. The grammar checks out, too. … However, your comment has nothing to do with a deer or a face, your avatar is AI generated and… well that’s enough effort for today. Make more mistakes if you want more feedback. You’re making this unnecessarily difficult for everyone!

neo ,

As a Samsung user I would expect a moon up on that night sky.

neo ,

For this to work, you’ll need a North American version of the game. Once you have it, drop it in the main menu and start playing.

Clever. I hope this protects the makers.

neo ,

It’s crazy how political courts have become. Or didn’t I notice it in the past?

neo ,

Nonono, you are not allowed to ask stupid questions, but since there are no stupid questions, you can ask away.

neo ,

He looks kinda overweight or is it the pose?

neo ,

Thank you!

neo ,

People are paying a monthly fee for multiplayer on PlayStation. I assume that is Sony’s goal for their PC ports.

neo ,

Never heard of it, but I’ll check it out. Thanks!

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You damn kids and your technical correctness. :shakes fist a unrelated cloud:

neo ,

A post attracting loners? What I’m hearing is that a lot of you wouldn’t be missed if you were go missing… but don’t worry! Just send me your address and I will keep you safe. :)

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I don’t care, I just love my little top$ecret123!

neo ,

Hence all games should only work while online to keep commercials up to date and measure user interaction…, I mean, to provide the best user experience possible. /s

neo ,

Last time I tried to play Mass Effect (through Game Pass) it told me I need to install the EA App. However I couldn’t install the app because “you have to uninstall Origin” first.
So I uninstalled Origin and all games I had installed through Origin. Still I couldn’t install the app till I restarted the PC. Then I had to login to EA via browser to verify my account. Then I could login in the new app and then I could play the game.

After my game pass ran out, I looked at the Steam page of Mass Effect to buy it, but Steam said that Origin (not the EA app) is required. At that point I was done with EA games. Maybe it was an outdated info. I don’t care. I surely would’ve got the game running eventually, but I just don’t care enough.

And don’t get me started about the Ubisoft launcher, which doesn’t seem to understand that I don’t want to run games as an admin user.

neo ,

I get your frustration. I feel it myself. Still, I fear, calling people assholes won’t be helpful and prevent folks from admitting they did wrong. At the same time, it can always get worse (hotter) and I think it would be best to win as many people over as possible, to do the right thing.

I don’t know. We’re fucked anyway, I guess.

neo ,

More like +10.5°C in room A and -8°C in room B.

neo ,

I want a new Titanic movie, but instead of the Orchestra playing till the end, there should be a bunch of Lemmy jokesters making witty comments in the face of unavoidable doom.

neo ,

What’s in the wrinkle?
What’s in the wrinkle, Somerset!?

neo ,

Hello! My name is Tesla Musk and you are hired!

neo ,

That is so stupid. I love it!

neo ,

All in the game.

neo ,

Sheeple never stop to amaze me!

The ground that looks and feels flat is actually flat? Impossible!

A guy 2200 years ago measures how round earth is - with a straight stick? Sure sounds right!

/s

neo ,

Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. No doubt, no doubt, no doubt.
So who is Cheddar then?

neo ,

I expected a Rick Roll - you math guys are crazy!

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**If you are on a budget, ask us about our Disruptor Plans™ and save a lot of money with only a bit of suffering.

neo ,

Double slit experiment

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Guys! Guys! I just figured it out! The last couple years, we’ve been living in a Monthy Python sketch! Now it all makes sense!

neo ,

I do applaud you, but slowly.

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Anon goes by the name Wallace and can be pimped over a candy bar.

neo ,

And -checks diagram- you will receive a Nobel price, I think.

neo ,

I see. There’s a German saying for that:

Da geht dir der Arsch auf Grundeis!

neo ,

Are you sure the roon of today is a reference to yesterday’s roon?

neo ,

What? That is absurd! He is neither gay nor a fish! How could he possibly be a gay fish?

neo ,

My theory: with you being the pack leader and them ringing the alarm, barking back is like calling the police, shouting help and the police shouting help back.

neo ,

I don’t get it (the joke and the purpose of the universe)

neo ,

That cheating b!

neo ,

I wouldn’t call it a wrestling show, but an attempt to prevent two smoking drunks from a bar fight by enabling them to save face. Also the bar is covered in burnable liquor and we are all standing in it while the doors are shut.

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“Check out my gun! By the way I use Arch.”

neo ,

Actually that answer implies some nerdy knowledge.

neo ,

I think in the original she asks: “If you’re a cop, name a law.” His answer: “Don’t kill.” is correct, but not exclusive cop knowledge and thus no prove.

However, knowing the correct number of Enterprises is, in my opinion, proof for being a Trek nerd.

Or is this meme so meta that it’s joking about the meme… I don’t even, we live in a society!

neo ,

m.youtube.com/watch?v=T28bto1Geew

neo ,

I’m confused. Were you happy because the job sucked or because you were laid off before Covid?

neo ,

Did you try: sudo marry me?

neo ,

Makes sense, your mama so fat, everything than this thing is like salami in a hallway.

neo ,

Try to put it on. The locals love it when foreigners do whacky stuff!

neo ,

Your mama’s the main frame!
Your mama so big, she can divide by zerochucknorrisjoke377sequmentation violation
Kernel panic - not syncing: Fatal machine check on CPU

neo ,

unix, unix hilft da

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