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SSUPII , to lemmyshitpost in Say it ain’t so

I am extremely sure if you make a burger by yourself with good ingredients it will be just as healthy.

Beware of the added sugars in things that aren’t supposed to have that much sugar.

mikestevens , to android in Boost for Lemmy is happening!
@mikestevens@lemmy.world avatar

Great news. I'm probably more likely to use Sync, but seeing not one but two well regarded Android Reddit apps migrate to Lemmy is just bloody awesome.

gelberhut ,
@gelberhut@feddit.de avatar

Thank you for this great news!

Vulnicura ,
@Vulnicura@lemmy.world avatar

Three* Don't forget Slide.

RaoulDook ,

Great news, Slide is my favorite FOSS client from F-Droid

kratoz29 ,

If one thing the Fediverse have thought me so far is that you can use them all at the same time ;)

lemmycolon ,

Really missing Relay :(

TWeaK ,

I’m not missing Relay’s trackers in the paid app.

circuitfarmer ,
@circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I hope Relay for Lemmy becomes a thing. My fav for years.

TwinTurbo ,

The developer has just announced that Relay will continue to function and switch to a subscription model, so there probably won't be a Relay for Lemmy, unfortunately :(

Kemwer ,

Same. I used Boost for a while until I found Sync. I imagine the same will happen here.

ilikemoney ,

I went from relay to sync to boost, lol. They were all great but the customizable views were more to my taste with boost.

zephyreks ,

Is Sync migrating too?

ButhJolokia ,

Yes, it’s going to be called Sync for Lemmy and preregistration opened two days ago. It most likely will still be some weeks before it becomes available. Ljdawson stated the target is 6 weeks, so that would be somewhere in the middle of August.

thesanewriter ,
@thesanewriter@vlemmy.net avatar

Yes, Sync for Lemmy has been confirmed to be in development. It has its own community and a channel on the Sync discord.

isVeryLoud ,

Sync literally went off the play store about an hour ago :(

Edit: Looks like Sync for Lemmy is happening! syncapps.io

andrr_464 ,

don’t forget about infinity too

MagicShel , to greentext in Anon faces his greatest challenge

Can’t imagine not showering almost every day. I can’t get my shit together in the morning until I’ve had a shower.

MrJameGumb OP ,
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

I feel gross all day if I don’t take a shower in the morning, even when the weather is cold out

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

I shower twice a year whether I need to or not.

Rusty ,

Name checks out.

MeDuViNoX ,
@MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works avatar

Do you use the gallons of piss collected and fermented from the local neckbeards during those 6 month breaks?

RecluseRamble ,

It’s just conditioning. I shower daily but only in the evening and to me lying in bed not showered feels gross.

FoxyGrandpa ,

I’m an every other day showerer. I get sweaty and gross during the day not overnight. If I do it everyday my skin dries out real bad

AEsheron ,

Fairly common in lots of places to shower every other day. So ling as you aren’t doing manual labor or working out and making yourself gross, showering every day can actually be detrimental for stripping away too many oils, especially for your hair, but can also cause dry skin. I’m with OP on this one, gotta shower every day in summer, but in cooler months I’m an every other day guy.

humorlessrepost ,

I like to always be prepared for an unexpected blowjob.

Blackmist ,

As a married man, I am unburdened with such thoughts.

Socsa ,

People who go to bed without showering are disgusting. Change my mind.

KingJalopy ,

Their bed is disgusting maybe, but they aren’t necessarily disgusting.

Socsa ,

Filth is a state of mind and sleeping in it isn’t the first stage.

Takumidesh ,

I don’t remember why, but I have you tagged as: https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/f0f73fb9-a37c-4cd3-a4b6-4de90eab3ebf.png

KingJalopy ,

I think I said no one cares about your shitty frozen shrimp or something a long time ago lol I didn’t remember exactly

Klear ,

Haha, classic shitty frozen shrimp guy!

Ilovethebomb ,

Nah, you’re right. I had this argument with an ex GF, she thought she didn’t smell because she had been sitting around at home all day. She was wrong.

SendMePhotos ,
Mothra , to memes in elon is a lame poser
@Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

Why does it feel like an AI generated image? Am I the only one getting this vibe?

fushuan ,

It probably is why bother with the dress up when you can generate the photo after some trial an error.

Plopp ,

Because it is either an AI image or it has been processed to look like one.

IzzyScissor , (edited )

Hyper-detailed foreground with a blurry background and a subject matter that falls into the uncanny valley? Yeah, that all checks out.

E2A: Zoom in on smaller sections and it becomes more obvious. Objects that should be in the same depth of field have different levels of blur, patterns don’t follow rules, it looks like the jacket has buttons, but half of a zipper on one side? There’s a lot of little things.

Mothra ,
@Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

You are good at pointing out what feels wrong in the image. It could be a case of very heavy editing or AI-powered filters without necessarily being completely ai generated but I still stand by my initial impression that it gives and AI vibe and you are right about why

Annoyed_Crabby ,

It doesn’t need to be AI generated. He is that ugly and weird.

DmMacniel ,
@DmMacniel@feddit.org avatar

The scarf looks rather strange. Some partitions are square patterned while the rest follow some arbitrary dotting.

orgrinrt ,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/6cd53b0b-a91e-4481-a155-f4d9a14307b9.jpeg

Yup, that seam/twist there on the foreground is almost a definitive giveaway

Edit: I mean I guess that especially a rich person could, for some reason, wear a weird ass scarf designed by someone who thinks in a very out-of-the-box way… but which is more likely?

bassomitron ,

I mean I guess that especially a rich person could, for some reason, wear a weird ass scarf designed by someone who thinks in a very out-of-the-box way… but which is more likely?

This is douchebag Musk we’re talking about. Either one is equally possible, lol.

DogPeePoo ,

You know it’s AI because the hat isn’t on backwards this time

bassomitron ,

Musk really did post this.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/156473d7-83ae-4f14-963e-ee4430dc42fc.jpeg

Whether he used an AI generator or not, it’s possible. But honestly, I could easily see him paying for a photoshoot for this since he announced moving SpaceX to Texas.

Mothra ,
@Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

Fair, I wasn’t wondering if he did or didn’t post (I guess it could have been a fake tweet too, one can never be too sure). Just pointing at the aesthetics in the image, there’s something uncanny about it

bassomitron ,

Yeah, in hindsight that’s completely fair

dejected_warp_core ,

Not to come off as a musk fan-boy (I am most certainly not), but that’s a damn good photograph. Absolutely a professional photoshoot with hilariously high-end wardrobe.

Transporter_Room_3 ,
@Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website avatar

Dude spent a shitload of money on a photographer so he could feel like a cowboy for a few minutes.

Edit: I’m still not sure it’s actually a real photo though, it doesn’t sit right with me.

dejected_warp_core ,

You may be right. A few other comment here have remarked at his neckerchief being not quite right. That also doesn’t exclude the possibility for a digital touch-up, or a photoshoot as a dedicated training model for AI.

Transporter_Room_3 ,
@Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website avatar

Ooh, I hadn’t thought of the possibility of Ai enhanced regular photo.

Of course, the Muskrat and Faceburg have both always given me “uncanny valley” vibes just because that’s how they look normally

the_post_of_tom_joad ,

I wanted to say that outfit slaps also, glad i found a homie to agree.

Somehow it makes his face even more slappable though. Mannnn can you imagine how good it would feel to hit a stinger on that gob?

lennivelkant ,

If it’s real, I’m confident he had some competent assistant hire a competent crew for that photo-op. I’m guessing a competent PR consultant suggested a good photo-op in the first place, hit the right buttons to appeal to his wannabe cool image.

If it’s fake, some competent developer created a good tool, fed with competently selected data to create a rather convincing image.

What I’m trying to say is that there most certainly were several competent people involved in the making of this picture.

Just not the subject.

Skullgrid ,
@Skullgrid@lemmy.world avatar

The cut off conspiracy theory image 🤣

anachronist ,

I love the idea that not only is he all-hat-no-cattle, he also faked the hat.

casmael ,

That’s because it’s an ai image by the looks of it

Ragdoll_X , (edited )
@Ragdoll_X@lemmy.world avatar

One of the community notes on the post said it was posted the day before by another account, and an AI image detector flagged it as AI with 90% confidence.

Musk using an AI image to fantasize about being some badass cowboy is both pathetic and absolutely expected lol

aido ,
@aido@lemmy.world avatar

If he’d gone and bought a cowboy hat in the last few weeks, they would’ve at least attempted to sell him a summer hat (straw) instead of a winter hat (felt). Not definitive but strange.

FlashMobOfOne , to maliciouscompliance in Work from home
@FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world avatar

It’s astonishing.

The capitalists know full well we’re more productive working remotely, but their need for control has proven to be stronger than their insatiable greed anyway.

AngryCommieKender ,

Just more proof that cruelty is the point. They’ve known since the 70s that they’d be richer than they are if they would pay thriving wages and eliminate poverty. They want the suffering more than the money.

FlashMobOfOne ,
@FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world avatar

Fair point

brax ,

It’s still greed. They want to justify the mobey they’ve wasted in useless office spaces.

IzzyScissor ,

They would be richer, but by “allowing” working class people to have a thriving life means the power gap between us and them wouldn’t be as big. People could organize and overthrow them, so they have to keep us fighting amongst ourselves for scraps.

The cruelty is the point.

roofuskit ,

Board rooms have a lot of people who are heavily invested in commercial real estate.

FlashMobOfOne ,
@FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world avatar

Also a fair point.

eran_morad , to lemmyshitpost in Stay Mad, Tankies

I’m voting Brandon but let’s not pretend he didn’t shit the bed. It was fucking awful. Brandon should fuck off, but I’d vote for a corpse over any republican, and that will probably be true for the rest of my life.

enbyecho ,

It’s funny how the standard by which we judge Biden is so high, and the standard for Trump is so low. Like… “oh wow, orange man form complete sentence, he’s really killin it” vs “omg Biden stumbled over his words and had one bad night, his candidacy is over”.

PsychedSy ,

One bad night? You’re joking, right? Or have you convinced yourselves this inane rambling isn’t a real, long term issue?

enbyecho ,

Or have you convinced yourselves this inane rambling isn’t a real, long term issue?

Inane rambling? You are talking about Trump, right?

PsychedSy ,

Trump’s faults are obvious to all of us. Even when I talk to Trump supporters at work they recognize it and mostly just don’t care.

Gaslight, deny, deflect. Anything to avoid facing how fucked we are.

enbyecho ,

Gaslight, deny, deflect. Anything to avoid facing how fucked we are.

I didn’t say were weren’t fucked to some degree of fucked. But I’m also not gonna blow it so out of proportion that I’m paralyzed and do nothing. Or worse, cry and moan and cause others to do nothing. Literally people are taking one fuck up and forgetting everything else. It’s completely buying into the false narrative pushed by the GOP and ignores all the good Biden has done and the fact that 99% of his other speeches and debates have been completely fine. Many people have been… well, played.

The only reasonable course of action at this point is to stop whining, vote for Biden, and then raise hell to demand accountability from the DNC. Make it 100% clear that we will accept nothing less than a stellar candidate in 2028. At that point the danger from Trump will have largely passed and we can move forward.

PsychedSy ,

It’s not one mistake. It’s four years of obvious decline being put on stage where people have a harder time covering it up.

I don’t know if anybody wants you to worry to indecision, but it sure would’ve been nice if this had been acknowledged when it might’ve been repairable.

You’re not going to get any accountability my friend.

enbyecho ,

It’s not one mistake. It’s four years of obvious decline being put on stage where people have a harder time covering it up.

He’s an old man. Congrats on figuring that out.

As I can attest, older people in general are a little bumbly but that’s not a predictor of mental acuity or ability. It’s certainly not an indicator of dementia on it’s own.

I’ve watched many of his speeches, press conferences, etc. and I see little to no evidence of cognitive decline. What I do see is people buying into that narrative because, like all good propaganda, it taps right into their preexisting biases.

PsychedSy ,

If I were a copium dealer I’d be rich as fuck right now.

At least you’re just delusional and not gaslighting others because it seems like the right thing to do.

enbyecho ,

Sure sure ok there bud

PsychedSy ,

Aw. I was gonna thank you for being a good sport but the catty downvote kinda ruins it.

Have a good day, either way, friend.

enbyecho ,

Meow.

go_go_gadget ,

Can you help me understand what Biden meant when he shouted “We finally beat Medicare!” I found that confusing.

enbyecho ,

Can you help me understand what Biden meant when he shouted “We finally beat Medicare!” I found that confusing.

Have you never once in your life misspoken? Have you ever been in a super stressful situation where you knew you were being judged in every possible way by a large number of people? I confess, I have. And I have screwed up badly a number of times. Forgot what I was saying, said the wrong words… all kinds of things.

Thankfully, I was not judged on my stumbling over my words but by the substance of what I had to say and the totality of my contributions. I prefer to judge others similarly.

archon , (edited )

So, you’re saying that’s all it takes for you to consider a convicted conman for president instead? Sound reasonable.

You may not be happy with your options, but the choice is abundantly clear.

InternetUser2012 ,

We’re talking about Biden, not Mr 34 felonies.

PsychedSy ,

Christ someone already made a joke in that direction. You’re all fucking delusional.

InternetUser2012 ,

Projection?

PsychedSy ,

We still doubling down on this shit?

Do you honestly think Biden just had one bad night?

InternetUser2012 ,

Has Mr 34 felonies had a coherent day in the past 20 years? Clown.

PsychedSy ,

Let me quote myself nearby:

Trump’s faults are obvious to all of us. Even when I talk to Trump supporters at work they recognize it and mostly just don’t care.

Gaslight, deny, deflect. Anything to avoid facing how fucked we are.

cabron_offsets ,

The issue here is that Biden has to compete for the morons in the middle who somehow can’t decide between an obvious traitor and a mediocre democrat. So he simply must perform better. The standard is truly higher for him because it takes a lot to sway the mentally defective undecideds.

PopOfAfrica ,

That is not all where the discussion is right now. The discussion is whether Biden is the best person we have. We still can put someone else forth and now it’s the time to do it.

cabron_offsets ,

I don’t disagree at all that Biden should fuck off. But the point remains that the standard is higher for him than for the traitor. I was pointing out what is plain to see for the other commentator.

PopOfAfrica ,

Of course, we have higher standards. That’s what separates us from them.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

While we’re on the topic, I demand they begin to support universal leprechaun farts.

jaybone ,

The talking heads said the Democratic Party rules only allow it if he steps down. Not sure if that’s correct. But either way someone needs to do something fast to right this ship.

go_go_gadget ,

The DNC went to court and said they’re not obligated to follow their own rules. The judge dismissed the case against them based on that.

If they turn around and claim they have a legal obligation to follow their own rules it would mean they perjured themselves in court.

BakerBagel ,

There’s not really any swing voters who are undecided. There is a massive group that is voting for Trump, and a lot of people who would rather stay home on election day. And all year it has been “Biden needs to win” but now even the DNC is horrified that he is totally unappealing. He belongs in a hospice unit, not the White House. Biden has been like this since the 2020 primaries, just now everyone has to see how old Biden really is.

go_go_gadget ,

If you’re referring to the “uncommitted” votes in the primaries those people aren’t in the middle bud.

4am ,

Biden had more than “a bad night” the dude looks like he’s aging out of the ability to stay awake for 90 minutes at a time.

Fuck trump and the GOP for the rest of time but Joe looks like shit dude, and he has for a while. Don’t fucking gaslight me.

enbyecho , (edited )

Biden had more than “a bad night” the dude looks like he’s aging out of the ability to stay awake for 90 minutes at a time.

You have completely bought into the long GOP build up of a fundamental lie. Congrats I guess.

Edit: The thing that makes the false GOP narrative of Biden being senile and incapable SO effective is that it taps into your own prejudices. None of us really want a senior citizen as president and many younger folks believe older people to be incapable of anything more than watching TV and playing bingo. This is easily disproven but the prejudice remains. So when his horrible debate performance confirms your bias, well… of course you run with it and ignore all other evidence. Never mind that the very next day he did a great and highly energetic campaign rally… never mind that 99% of the time Biden has been on point, articulate and rarely fucked up more than could be explained by a life-long speech impediment. Nope, you all want to believe so much that old people have no business as president (a point with which I agree) that the standard by which you judge them is not a standard you would ever apply to yourself.

You are being played my friends.

photonic_sorcerer ,
@photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Did we watch the same debate?? I saw and heard him. He’s not fit to be anything but a retiree. I’ll vote for him but I fear many won’t.

jaybone ,

Now if you criticize Biden on Lemmy, half of the people will downvote you and call you a Russian bot.

Freefall ,

Worldwide website. The world leans farther left than Biden (except for the oppressive “bad” countries, most of which censor internet use, or block open communication sites like these). American conservatives are the lunatic fringe Right comparatively. I dont think bashing anti-Biden is too productive, because it doesnt allow for legitimate discourse. Given the current state of affairs, I can understand it strategically…but it leads down a bad road.

jaybone ,

Now who is Russian bot?

enbyecho ,

Criticize Biden all you want. But he’s not stepping down and there isn’t a good alternative this late in the game. The DNC fucked up by allowing him to run the first time and then again by not demanding he not seek re-election. Just like they fucked up by fucking over Sanders.

And yet… these are the cards we have and we’re not getting another hand. It sucks.

jaybone ,

They could run newsom or Harris. It’s not too late.

enbyecho ,

They could run newsom or Harris. It’s not too late.

  1. Actually it very likely is. The DNC’s and a few key states’ rules may not allow that.
  2. Newsom is an extremely savvy political operator and will not run for several reasons, but mainly he knows he’s likely up next and needs to play nice with the DNC establishment. He doesn’t need to take chances on a run against a toxic candidate when he can run in 2028 and have a much much easier time. Likely he sees the consequences of a Trump 2nd term and knows the tide will swing dramatically toward a more progressive candidate.
  3. IMO: Harris will never in a million years run against Biden but more importantly, as fucked up as it is, a huge segment of stupid 'Mericans will never vote for a woman. So neither Harris nor Whitmer are viable options at this five-alarm fire stage.
go_go_gadget ,

Did you watch the debate? Can you explain to me what Biden meant by “We finally beat Medicare!” What was he trying to say? Was he trying to say “We finally beat Medicare for all!”? Because that would make sense to me.

enbyecho ,

He fucked up. And the DNC fucked up by allowing him to run a second time (or a first, in my book). But people are human, shockingly. They do fuck up and they do say incoherent things (you’ll understand when you get older, lol) and I’d rather have someone who spews gobblygook once in a while than someone who lies incessantly and spews gobblygook all the time.

Show me an alternative. Show me a viable path forward that ensures a second Trump presidency doesn’t happen. If you haven’t got that then there’s really nothing more to discuss. We’ll all hold our noses and vote for Biden and then raise hell to get a more reasonable candidate in 2028. Because at least then there will be a 2028 election.

HaleHirsute ,

Did you watch it? I’m 100% for the Democrats but Biden is incoherent, he is not up for the job. From what I saw he isn’t up to doing the job through November. He needs to step down immediately. If he doesn’t Trump is going to win.

enbyecho ,

If he steps down Trump is going to win.

Look, this is a terrible situation and the DNC is 100% responsible for fucking this up. Biden should never have sought a second term. But this is our awful reality right now and we have to deal with it in any way -that is available to us - that prevents a Trump 2nd term.

HaleHirsute ,

? If Biden runs he’s going to lose, and Trump will win.

4am ,

Yeah dumbass, an avowed socialist for years now, been watching the GOP propaganda machine since it was cool to be on Fark for fucks sake and NOW they finally turned my frog gay. Makes perfect sense!

Wake the fuck up you white moderate, your cope will eat us all.

enbyecho ,

I’m curious if you are an asshole in real life or just online where it’s safe.

jaybone ,

There’s so much Democratic gaslighting going on now it’s ridiculous. They need to stop fucking around, put the hammer down and just run Newsom. What do the egotists like RBG and Biden think their legacy is going to be? Step out gracefully and let someone else take the reins jfc. Otherwise the legacy you leave is that you have fucked us all.

Freefall ,

That’s fine. He surrounds himself with capable people (The other guy’s are all heading to prison and were always the most incompetent for their positions). His party is just as corpo as the other, but they will not enact Project 2025 and still have a chance at change for the better (the other party does not). One party might maintain the crappy status quo, the other will absolutely entrench and yank the country further in the wrong direction irreversibly against the will of the majority.

fine_sandy_bottom ,

I’ve been flip flopping on this over the last 48 hours.

I can’t dispute that Joe doesn’t seem fit for another presidency.

That said, it sounds like it’s really up to Biden and the First Lady to decide to withdraw before anything will happen.

In the mean time, this discussion isn’t helping progressive voters. Trump will preside over an irreversible lurch to the right. Progressives need to unite behind a candidate - anyone the faintest pulse will do.

blazera ,
@blazera@lemmy.world avatar

Stop fuckin strawmanning, jesus

eran_morad , to nostupidquestions in What would happen to your body if you only ate 750g of 2% cottage cheese every day for a month?

You’d become malnourished. You’re missing C, folate, iron, etc. you’d live, but you’d be sick and you’d have damaged your body.

Chocrates ,

It would probably take more than a month to show signs of malnutrition though, assuming OP is eating reasonably healthy currently.

rhombus ,

It might not be to the point of permanent damage, but you certainly wouldn’t be feeling good. You probably wouldn’t be iron deficient, but a lot of vitamins are only stored in small amounts in the body.

Chocrates ,

True, but people can go on extended fasts without malnutrition concerns. Usually those are in overweight folks though (at least what I am thinking of) so maybe they have deeper reserves.

SendMePhotos ,

Can I just eat a multivitamin with it

eran_morad ,

No. You’re not getting any fiber, this is a really shit idea.

lemonadebunny ,
@lemonadebunny@lemmy.ca avatar

How can the idea be shitty if it doesn’t have enough fiber?

Dkarma ,

Not in a month…lol

eran_morad ,

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  • Clent , to lemmyshitpost in For edge lovers

    Ignoring the humor of this to throw down to facts.

    There are brownie pans that have multiple cells such that each brownie is a single serving with four edges. Basically a cupcake pan but with squares.

    This is only 2-3 edges per brownie; an inferior experience.

    blackluster117 ,
    @blackluster117@possumpat.io avatar

    This allows you to maintain a higher volume, so more brownies per pan with multiple edges.

    Glemek ,

    Okay, but the volume depends on the batter, not the pan.

    Excrubulent ,
    @Excrubulent@slrpnk.net avatar

    I’m pretty sure the pan has a finite volume, unless it has some sort of space-folding technology.

    Glemek ,

    They’re reusable though

    Excrubulent ,
    @Excrubulent@slrpnk.net avatar

    Okay so this doesn’t matter and I don’t want to argue, so I’ll just honestly ask - what do you mean? I am genuinely confused.

    anytimesoon ,

    I think they’re trying to say that the amount of brownie is dictated by the amount of batter you have, and you can use one tray as many times as necessary to use up all the batter

    MindTraveller ,

    But the amount of brownie is also determined by time spent baking

    Excrubulent ,
    @Excrubulent@slrpnk.net avatar

    True but I think they’re saying that in their typical use-case, one versus two batches doesn’t practically matter. Now, that might be true, but that doesn’t change the fact that every container has a maximum usable volume which would be limited per-batch, and that’s what the comment they replied to was talking about.

    It’s just really strange and I know it doesn’t matter but also this way of thinking is fascinating to me.

    MindTraveller ,

    Two batches definitely matters to me. I’m not spending twice as much time baking! I want a big pan with room to make all my brownies at once.

    Glemek ,

    Originally bringing total pan volume into it confused me, a baking pan has an upper limit to how much brownie you can bake per cycle in it, but by the time you are anywhere near that limit you are probably already better off using a second pan.

    The example brownies from the picture are nowhere near that limit, so if there was a moderate but significant decrease in the volume of the pan in the change to the squares It doesn’t seem like it should be a problem even on a per cycle basis. Even so, the cost of doing an additional cycle of baking is not that high anyways.

    The main factor in how much volume of brownie you make will be the amount of brownie batter you make. Non-euclidean space isn’t required to bake an additional 25% or so of brownies by volume in that pan, and so your reply seemed snide, and I responded kurtly.

    Excrubulent ,
    @Excrubulent@slrpnk.net avatar

    baking pan has an upper limit to how much brownie you can bake per cycle in it

    Okay, and I just want to check - do you think that this limit - which I assume would be measured in volume - might be what the person was referring to by the “volume” of the pan? Or do you think they meant something else? If so, what?

    your reply seemed snide

    That’s probably because it was.

    Glemek ,

    I don’t want to argue

    Is this true? Doesn’t seem true.

    I gave you a reasonable explaination as to why a slight difference in pan volume wasn’t a particularly meaningful criticism of the less voluminous pan, particularly when it has the other characteristic you want: more edges per volume of brownies.

    This is maybe as plainly as I can say it, you’ll be able to fit your standard “pan of brownies” recipe in both pans, without folding space, or having to tune your recipe down by some awkward amount. If your recipe can’t fit in one, you probably shouldn’t go single in the other even if you physically can, and are in for multiple pans or cycles anyway.

    Excrubulent ,
    @Excrubulent@slrpnk.net avatar

    Yes, it’s true, that’s why I asked you questions and let you answer them. They were leading questions because I wanted to understand something specific. I wouldn’t have told you your answers were wrong, I just would’ve asked until I understood, but you’ve chosen to stop answering the questions which means I don’t think there’s much I can learn here.

    rockerface ,

    I love my 4 dimensional brownies! You can fit so many edges onto them!

    Excrubulent ,
    @Excrubulent@slrpnk.net avatar

    It’s like L-space from the Unseen University Library, but it’s B-space. It contains every conceivable recipe of brownies.

    Milk_Sheikh ,

    I can HIGHLY recommend brownie batter put into non-standard pans. Madeline pans make excellent bite sized brownies, and cupcakes are good too. Just don’t put too much into each one, otherwise the center doesn’t bake and achieve the desired gooey texture.

    TheRealKuni ,

    Yep. I have this brownie pan, it does an excellent job, but I wouldn’t have gotten it if I had found the four-edge-per-brownie pans first.

    2deck , to programmerhumor in 50 million rendered polygons vs one spicy 4.2MB boi
    @2deck@lemmy.world avatar

    Render the json as polygons?

    Dasnap ,
    @Dasnap@lemmy.world avatar

    It’s time someone wrote a JSON shader.

    ApeNo1 ,

    Ray TraSON

    Anarki_ ,

    Rayson

    perishthethought ,

    I just added this to my linked in profile. Thanks!

    BlessedDog ,
    Lumisal ,

    That just results in an image of JSON Bourne.

    ICastFist ,
    @ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

    JSON Sphere

    jkrtn , to programmer_humor in The IT experience?

    Would be a fun series to watch, wizards trying to run a functioning castle under a king who doesn’t understand the importance of anything magical.

    Well, fun for me. Might be some high blood pressure and early heart attacks for IT folks who have to live it.

    Akuchimoya ,

    BBC series Merlin was a little like this. King Uther hated magic, Prince Arthur was kinda against it because he was told it was dangerous, but didn’t exactly hate it himself. Meanwhile Merlin took a job as a servant, doing magic-y things to protect him. Wasn’t a great series (writing), but it had enjoyable aspects.

    KairuByte ,
    @KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    I mean, it got 5 full seasons. It wasn’t terrible by any means.

    Alexstarfire ,

    Having a lot of seasons means it was popular enough to warrant them. Not that it’s quality. One would hope they correlate but IDK how well it actually does. You’ve got plenty of people who say the Big Bang Theory is shit and it ran for 11 seasons. As someone who watched it I’d say it was no better than average.

    I say this as someone who knows little more about this show other than it exists.

    jubilationtcornpone ,

    “A dragon has never attacked the castle. Why do we even have a wizard?”

    “A dragon is attacking the castle. Why do we even have a wizard?”

    spookex , to funny in HALP.

    As someone who has lived with cats for most of his life, that’s basically a picture of a very brave person standing in a giant blender

    Randelung , to programmer_humor in It's time to mentally prepare yourselves for this

    We’ve gone too far. Everyone just switch to UTC please. Yes, it means some will go to bed at 2pm and get up at 10pm, so what.

    Beetschnapps ,

    If it makes a dev’s life easier there’s no reason not to upend half the planet.

    Randelung ,

    In Europe we’ve been talking about ending DST for years now and it hinges on countries deciding which zone they want to adopt permanently. Why can’t they decide? Because the notion of getting up at six and having lunch at 12 is stronger than the cosmic fact of the sun being in the middle of the sky. We just need to decide how we want daylight to fit into that grind.

    I say fuck that. If we can’t decide, don’t. Since we’re changing everything anyway, going to UTC will force everyone to think how THEY want to live their lives. When to open stores, whether to move opening hours in winter or summer, when to go to work (both early birds and night owls are great).

    Plus in today’s globalized world, 14:00 will be 14:00 everywhere. You decide for yourself if you’re working then or not if somebody sends a meeting request halfway across the world.

    JasonDJ ,

    Britain: hey guys let’s just use my time k?

    Europe: Fuck you.

    Tja ,

    No, 14:00 will be 2pm in freedom land.

    CancerMancer ,

    Fuck em, send them 24h times and let them figure it out.

    JimVanDeventer ,

    go to bed at 2pm and get up at 10pm

    While we are making reasonable demands, stop using 12 hour time. Sincerely, everyone else.

    Ferk ,
    @Ferk@kbin.social avatar

    And please, get all countries to actually start properly accepting ISO 8601 format for dates as a mandatory universal standard...

    Obligatory reference: https://xkcd.com/1179/

    ReluctantMuskrat ,

    Why switch? It’s not too complicated a concept for the average person to understand and deal with. In fact, it’s intuitive. Sure in software the logic has a few nuances that are a bit complex when needing to deal with local time and timezones, but that’s why we make the computers do the tricky work.

    refalo ,
    ReluctantMuskrat , (edited )

    That’s all good info and explains some of the problems that could be resolved for us programmers if we were on UTC, but for the most part these are programmer problems and the computer handles it for everyone else. Additionally, it makes a few issues clear that won’t be resolved with a UTC switch.

    First, as mentioned countries all over the world decide for themselves what timezone they’re going to follow. Even if countries were to switch to UTC, we know they all won’t do it nor at the same time, so programmers will have to deal with that added complexity too having some on UTC, some off, some switching on this date or that… if the movement got serious we’d have another Y2K frenzy, but not one that ended on a specific date… it’d linger for years as various countries came on-board. Additionally, we’d still have to deal with all the historical calendar, timezone and DST switches he mentioned. Those wouldn’t go away… in fact we’d be introducing a bunch of new ones.

    Fact is timezones are understandable and work pretty good for normal people and their day-to-day tasks. Normal people aren’t going to want to understand UTC and then have to translate their normal day times to and from others around the world. No matter where you are I understand what you mean when you say your morning started at 6am or you eat at noon or you go to bed at 11pm or 23:00 for that matter. With UTC I don’t know what 23:00 means in Australia, Germany or India relative to your day… not only programmers but even normal people would have to know how to translate that to a time they can relate too, so you’d have to know timezones anyway. So while I’d know 23:00 was exactly the same point in time for each of us, I wouldn’t know how it relates to your day the way it relates to mine… is it morning, night, mid-day? It would actually make today’s programmers problems - which isn’t too common for most of us - a problem for everyone.

    Randelung ,

    Personally, I think it’s just easier. Yes, computers and stuff, but we’ve perverted local time long ago with DST and country spanning single time zones, so might as well use one global zone and get rid of the confusion altogether.

    redcalcium ,

    Those that propose moving to UTC should take responsibility and take the +12h offset. Why should we let the brits enjoy +0 offset while the rest of the world got the short end of the stick (especially those living in the pacific)?

    Randelung ,

    Sure, I don’t mind. I live in CET.

    Tja ,

    CEST now…

    VonReposti ,

    Obligatory fuck DST

    PapstJL4U ,
    @PapstJL4U@lemmy.world avatar

    before i let the people win with “summer time all year”, i am ready for the 12h offset in the 24h system

    MisterFrog ,
    @MisterFrog@lemmy.world avatar

    Because it makes getting an intuitive sense of what solar time it is somewhere harder.

    Can I call my grandma in a different country? Hmm what time is average midnight there. Okay 8 (so far, same thing as looking up a timezone), and it’s 18:00 now, so 10 hours after midnight, which is like my 23:00. Needlessly complicated with extra steps for the average person.

    Sure, you can say, I’ll call you X and that will mean the same thing everywhere, but does not have any information about solar time. And these days, it’s automatically converted if you use a calendar (which you should). This is the point of programming, to make the USERS life easier, not the dev. The end is more important than the means, I think we can agree.

    Or: what time is it where my grandma is? Okay, cool, I have a sense of what that is immediately after knowing the answer.

    There are reasons we do things this way. Working roughly to solar times has more benefits than being able to say a time and it mean the same moment everywhere.

    I say we leave things the way they are, works okay.

    cosmicrookie ,
    @cosmicrookie@lemmy.world avatar

    Like when i find a recipe that measures volume in Cups, weight in Stones and temperature i Fucks?

    MisterFrog ,
    @MisterFrog@lemmy.world avatar

    Could you elaborate a little, I’m not quite sure how it’s related to timezones

    Mechaguana ,
    @Mechaguana@programming.dev avatar

    Just ask once what time is midday, and do some math

    MisterFrog ,
    @MisterFrog@lemmy.world avatar

    Which I think we can all agree is more work than what we currently need to.

    It’s not just one addition, it’s 2 operations following knowing what time midnight is to understand what the solar time it is: what time is it now, minus what time is their midnight, and then you have to add that back to what your midnight is to get a sense of the time. Or you just start thinking in solar time WHICH IS WHAT WE ALREADY DO.

    That’s 2 calculations. Currently we do 0.

    Innately knowing what time means in films, talking to people over the phone, going to a new country. It would be a huge pain in the arse.

    "They met up at 13:00“ great. So where are they in this film? Forcing exposition where currently you might let it be vague.

    People who advocate for one timezone simply haven’t thought it through.

    hikaru755 ,

    Ohh the “what time is it in films” argument is good, haven’t heard that one before, thanks

    hikaru755 ,

    No

    Johanno ,

    Lol.

    None of the negatives that this troll article name are actual negatives that normal humans have.

    Jayjader ,

    Especially the argument for timezones is “I can just Google what time it is in <timezone>”…

    You can always Google “what time is it at <location>”

    bob_lemon ,

    Which only works when timezones exist. Without timezones, the question would need to be “what time of day is it in <location>?”, and you’d get “morning” or “afternoon”. Any answer to that question is inherently more fuzzy than 8:25 or 17:16.

    dev_null ,

    What time is it in Melbourne?

    “The Standard Time is 4:05. The time of day is equivalent to 14:15 in your location.”

    Wasn’t that hard to solve. And it’s actually more precise, since it incorporates the changing times of sunrise and sundown.

    deur ,

    oh so now we’re right back around at time zones again, wonderful.

    except now it’s even more fun because there is zero standardization at all, but users are still going to expect for their computing devices to tell them a time that makes sense. Ah, but culture X thinks the day starts “6 hours before sunrise” and culture Y is more “the day starts when the sun is halfway between sunset and sunrise” and culture Z thinks something even more insane. Oops, now we’ve got locale-based time zones. Locale awareness is honestly even worse than time zones because its just so damn unexpected at times. My own computer has a horrifying mix of US and Europe locale settings, and that is already crazy enough.

    stupid people will always think everything is just so simple.

    dev_null ,

    oh so now we’re right back around at time zones again, wonderful.

    Pretty much. Shows how it wouldn’t actually help a lot. It’s making one thing simpler while making other things more complex. It’s interesting to think about new problems it would bring and how would they be dealt with. And how much worse the solutions would be than the current problems.

    Randelung ,

    Obviously it would require some getting used to, but already people can’t comprehend time zones, so that won’t change. My grandma called in the middle of the night all throughout our three year stay in Australia.

    phoenixz ,

    People comprehend days, they comprehend that their day starts at 00:00 and ends at 23:59. Calling to the other side of the world isn’t something most people.do on a daily basis

    Randelung ,

    Not even that. I’m sure you’ve heard “it’s tomorrow when I’ve slept”, no matter what the clock says. Switching terms at midnight will cause confusion more often than not.

    phoenixz ,

    Are you high or just not reading what you’re writing? Are you literally claiming that people will get confused when days start at 00:00 and end at 23:59, wherever they live in the world? Because literally no one in this world, except maybe you, is confused by that, because it makes intuitive sense.

    Randelung ,

    and you’ve never been up with friends past your bedtime. 🙄

    BradleyUffner ,

    Ohh, she knew.

    hikaru755 ,

    It’s gonna get much worse when you start to try mapping days of the week onto the new times. Are days gonna be the same everywhere as well, to stay from 0 to 24? If so, have fun saying things like “Let’s find a time on Wednesday/Thursday”. People likely couldn’t be bothered and would probably just use the day that their normal wake-up time falls on to mean the full solar day instead. At which point you could also just say okay, weekdays are still following local solar days. But now what weekday is it halfway around the world? Now you need to look up their solar day.

    All this to say - abolishing time zones will introduce the reverse problem for every problem that it seemingly solves. You can’t change the fact that our planet rotates and people in different locations will follow different schedules. Turning the lookup-table upside down is just a cosmetic change that doesn’t remove the situation that’s causing the confusion. I’d rather just stick with the set of problems that we’re already used to dealing with.

    Randelung ,

    Fair point!

    reverendsteveii ,

    tldr - you’ll just have to do the conversions in your head now because it’s useful to know where the sun is at different points on the earth when trying to communicate across those points.

    daltotron ,

    Maybe this freak should just text uncle steve whatever he wanted, or a “call me when it’s convinient” message, and then steve will probably see the notification at some point in his morning routine before too long. If this guy really needed to call steve anyways, for whatever reason, he shouldn’t care about time zones, because it’s an emergency.

    If you were commonly calling whatever place you were calling, you’d probably be able to intuit what time they woke up anyways, so it’s all moot.

    I dunno. I think it’s pretty easy to make a big deal out of time zones and calendar measurements and whatever but I don’t think it really, actually matters that much, because the main thing they facilitate is communication. Time zones and timelines should be engineered more around the human condition, I think, than around anything else.

    But then, I think, to construct anything around the human condition is kind of paradoxical. If you create a schedule, then you have created a schedule. I.e. if you construct time, then you imply the existence of something that needs to be measured. That implies deadlines.

    Frankly, that’s too much pressure for me, so I’m going to take the more controversial stance here: Abolish time. No more time, no more numbers measuring when I should do what. You’re either gonna tell me whether or not to do something now, or to do it later. The people gotta learn that time is more subjective and contingent, and they gotta start showing up to their work shifts whenever they want to make money, instead of just showing up at a given time when the fuckin steam whistle goes off like it’s the 1800s.

    hikaru755 ,

    I can get behind that

    uis ,

    No, TAI

    MystikIncarnate ,

    I’m just saying, but we did.

    Pretty much every electronic thing you own that resembles a computer (phones, tablets, laptops, desktops, even your damned TV) uses UTC. Every. Single. One. Translates that time to “local” whenever it needs to.

    So when your TV goes from 9:32 to 9:33, is just showing the converted time from UTC each time.

    Almost every device on the planet is keeping time in UTC.

    Just because you don’t see UTC time on your device, doesn’t mean that’s not what’s happening. I had an issue where I needed to get into my computer’s bios for something, as soon as the BIOS loaded and showed the time, it was “wrong” because it was in UTC. I’m sure plenty of newer BIOS dialogs are configured to account for timezones now, so yeah. I might be unique in this. It’s still there.

    Kilamaos ,

    Honestly quote irrelevant. It’s hidden away. It’s not shown to us. It could use literally any frame of reference, like farts since the beginning of times, if it’s converted for you, then it’s not.

    MystikIncarnate ,

    I’m still technically correct. And we all know that’s the best kind of correct.

    Cethin ,

    Almost all computers count time as seconds from the epoch (midnight 1/1/1970). That then gets converted into a readable time, which may go through UTC to be converted first, but that’s not how it’s storing it.

    MystikIncarnate ,

    You’re referring to UNIX time. And you’re correct.

    It’s a count of how many seconds from midnight, January first, 1970, UTC.

    Local computers update that time, still in UTC, from time servers, usually over NTP, then translate that time reading from UNIX time in UTC, to a human readable format in the local time zone.

    All computers are still keeping track of time from Epoch in UTC.

    zarenki ,

    Unix time is far less universal in computing than you might hope. A few exceptions I’m aware of:

    • Most real-time clock hardware stores datetime as separate binary-coded decimal fields representing months, days, hours, minutes, and seconds as one byte each, and often the year too (resulting in a year 2100 limit).
    • Python’s datetime, WIN32’s SYSTEMTIME, Java’s LocalDateTime, and MySQL’s DATETIME similarly have separate attributes for year, month, day, etc.
    • NTFS stores a 64-bit number representing time elapsed since the year 1601 in 100-nanosecond resolution for things like file creation time.
    • NTP uses an epoch of midnight 1900-01-01 with unsigned seconds elapsed and an unusual base-2 fractional part
    • GPS uses an epoch of midnight 1980-01-06 with a week number and time within the week as separate values.

    Converting between time formats is a common source of bugs and each one will overflow in different ways. A time value might overflow in the year 2036, 2038, 2070, 2100, 2156, or 9999.

    Also, Unix time is often managed with a separate nanoseconds component for increased resolution. Like in C struct timespec, modern *nix filesystems like ext4/xfs/btrfs/zfs, etc.

    thegoodyinthehoody ,

    But would the moon work on a 24 hour system at all?

    I can’t believe I just typed that as a serious comment

    Didn’t Bajor have a 28 hour day? I’m now voting for Universal Bajoran Time

    MystikIncarnate ,

    If you’re setting moon time to the day/night cycle of the moon, yeah, it would actually have a much longer day, from what I understand.

    I might be wrong, but to my best understanding, the moon is tidally locked to the earth, meaning the same side of the moon is always facing the surface of our planet. Which means the rotation of the moon, and the length of a day on the moon would be tied to how fast it orbits the earth.

    You can tell the duration of an orbit by simply following the moon cycle (“new” moon (midnight) through “full” moon (noon) and back to a “new” moon. Based on this, unless I’ve made a serious error in my logic, a moon day would be something like 20-30 earth days.

    If I Google it, the moon orbits earth approximately every 27.3 days. Which is about 665h 12m… Give or take a few hours.

    Our entire concept of time, days, months, and years, breaks on the moon. On earth, an hour is 1/24th of a rotation of the planet. A day is one full day/night cycle, a year is one orbit around the sun.

    When you transpose this principle to the moon, am hour is 1/24th of a rotation of the moon, which happens to be 1/24th of a year, which is one orbital rotation around the earth. So one day = one year on the moon.

    So how do we measure time on the moon in a way that isn’t completely insane? The only logical thing I can think of is to fundamentally lock the time zone of the moon to the earth. That the date, and maybe even the time, isn’t based on the moon, but rather transposed from some definition of the same on earth.

    This also leads me into a rant/discussion about time in SciFi. Once you leave the orbit and reference point of Earth, what is a day? An hour? A year? You have no point of reference to base such notions of time. Why is there a “night shift” in programs like Star Trek? Why is there really only one captain? Why does everything on these shows seem to occur during their idea of “daytime”?

    Then there negotiating with some alien race and say they’ll reconvene tomorrow about something… Tomorrow, based on what? You’re in space. It makes sense if they’re in orbit of a planet, but then you get to see standoffs in the middle of fucking nothing, and they’re like “you have 24 hours to decide”. Okay. 24 hours based on what exactly?

    I appreciated MiB’s take on this in the film. They defined not only how much time they had to return the galaxy, but in what format the time was being counted in. Which they could calculate and adjust to earth time.

    This all sets aside relativity, since when you’re moving near, at, or beyond the speed of light, you experience time differently (see: interstellar), also gravity can affect this, and other factors. But somehow, they just side-shuffle from the whole time thing and just focus on the drama of it all. Viewers are too enthralled with the spectacle, not realizing that these Romans or boleans, or Klingons, or cardassians, or whatever, probably have a completely different idea of how much time their version of “one hour” or “one day” is.

    It’s fascinating and frustrating.

    I love it and hate it all at the same time.

    Time sucks. It’s never correct, often ignored, and bluntly, a strange concept that isn’t, IMO, well defined. We have the idea pretty well set up here on earth, based entirely on things happening on and to this planet, but if you take that reference point away, everything collapses.

    zarenki ,

    as soon as the BIOS loaded and showed the time, it was “wrong” because it was in UTC

    Because you don’t use Windows. Windows by default stores local time, not UTC, to the RTC. This behavior can be overriden with a registry tweak. Some Linux distro installer disks (at least Ubuntu and Fedora, maybe others) will try to detect if your system has an existing Windows install and mimicks this behavior if one exists (equivalent to timedatectl set-local-rtc 1) and otherwise defaults to storing UTC, which is the more sane choice.

    Storing localtime on a computer that has more than one bootable OS becomes a particularly noticable problem in regions that observe DST, because each OS will try to change the RTC by one hour on its first boot after the time change.

    MystikIncarnate ,

    That’s a nice theory, it would be a shame if I was only running Windows 10 on my desktop.

    Spoiler: I am. No Linux or any other os or bootloader in sight.

    zarenki ,

    That’s strange. As far as I can tell from any web searches, every version Windows still defaults to storing local time to the hardware clock and there are no reports of that changing with an update, nor is there any exposed setting control to configure this behavior outside of regedit. If you’re curious enough, you can check the current setting in the registry at HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINESYSTEMCurrentControlSetControlTimeZoneInformation. Windows maintains the current time as UTC if and only if the RealTimeIsUniversal key is present and nonzero.

    I expect it’s more likely some other issue would make the BIOS display an hour that’s inconsistent with your local timezone. For example, maybe a bug in the BIOS, maybe a timezone offset setting within the BIOS, or maybe a dead clock battery.

    MystikIncarnate ,

    I’m not a typical example. I can check that reg setting later. My PC is a Dell precision 7910 rack that I picked up second hand, running Windows 10 Pro that I self installed.

    It’s joined to my homelab active directory domain which has a gpo for setting NTP. I don’t believe I’ve set any additional settings for time via policy.

    The system is also set up for virtualization. I’m pretty sure hyper-V is installed and I have VMware workstation installed as well (I mainly use workstation for VMs).

    The main disappointment I have with this system is split between the limited GPU space and the BIOS, neither of which I can do much about. The GPU issue is that the rack orientation of the system doesn’t allow much room for a GPU to breathe so even a “good” GPU can’t really get airflow, unless it’s a blower style; I don’t have the money to be picky about my GPU and I was donated an RTX 2080 Ti founders edition, which is definitely not a blower style cooler. Without hardware hacking the system, the card thermal throttles very quickly and doesn’t get very good performance numbers. IIRC it was measuring around the same performance of a GTX 1060 or so. I moved the GPU out of the case temporarily using a PCIe riser which solved the immediate concern, and I’ll be doing some minor modifications to the chassis to make it a more permanent option.

    The BIOS issues are mainly that the tuning options either don’t exist or are extremely limited. The BIOS will tell you about the CPU/RAM speeds and features, but won’t necessarily give you options to change anything. I want to adjust my numa configuration on the unit, to better match the hardware so my os makes better threading decisions, but such options are unavailable through the normal means and I haven’t dug into the Dell command line tools for the BMC/IPMI which may be able to adjust the settings. For anyone familiar with numa, what I’m seeing is that my first, say 80% of CPUs are all in one numa node, and the last eight are split. As in, the first 80%+ are in both, the next 4 cores are in numa 0 and the last 4 are in numa 1. I have 2x14 core xeon CPUs with HT, so having 20+ pCores in both numa nodes is creating some interesting stuttering issues. They’re not super frequent, but they happen when the system is busy.

    To my recollection, I have not run any of the windows 10 cleanup scripts available around the internet, mainly because I’m a tech and I don’t like not knowing what’s happening/changing on my own system, though I did make a string of changes when I first installed Windows 10 related to optimizing for SSDs and other performance improvements. All performance based, nothing to do with the time.

    Beyond that, it’s a pretty typical Windows 10 professional install running on workstation hardware.

    Aux ,

    UTC does not account for time dilation.

    hikikoma , to lemmyshitpost in Progress!

    Can they just sort out the housing price and cost of living so we’re not forced to break the law to survive and get their thousand year sentence? Or nah?

    Diplomjodler3 ,

    I don’t think you understand how the system works.

    abbadon420 ,

    No of course, if people could understand the system, we wouldn’t need the system.

    Bizarroland ,
    @Bizarroland@kbin.social avatar

    I think it was Confucius that said that society is best when the laws are simple and people understand the laws.

    I mean what do we need with 5,000-year-old Chinese mysticism when we've got Elon musk shoving metal pellets into your medulla oblongata that can play ads at you in your dreams?

    yamapikariya ,
    @yamapikariya@lemmyfi.com avatar

    I’m pretty sure crimes like murder etc. are the ones that should be getting thousands year sentences. Has nothing to do with cost of living and housing price imo. I’m open to an explanation.

    hikikoma ,

    People can’t afford rent and food, shouldn’t energies be put toward fixing that instead of whatever the hell problem this is aimed at?

    Spiralvortexisalie , to memes in Butterfly
    magnetosphere ,
    @magnetosphere@fedia.io avatar

    Thank you. I just got home from work, and I’m too lazy/tired/hungry to try and figure this out.

    Spiralvortexisalie ,

    No worries, I felt same, this is maybe Highlights for Kids (the comics at the doctor lol) tier hard, but especially with the song age (~25 years), I had trouble, I can only imagine after a whole shift.

    nxdefiant , to memes in Property and liability are important!

    There should be secret laws you have to unlock by doing unfathomably inhumane things.

    “You chased a homeless person in their own car off your completely unutilized property for no reason other than malice. You’ve been sentenced to 12 hours of fighting a flock of geese naked while locked in a middle school gym.”

    exocrinous ,

    The idea of secret laws seems incompatible with democracy

    nxdefiant ,

    it’s ok, so are humans. Hopefully the geese win?

    melpomenesclevage ,

    Which is different from normal bullshit selective laws how?

    blanketswithsmallpox ,

    Solo Leveling Penalty Game huh? Damnit, I’m in! What do I get for being someone in HR denying someone a job for reasons of “I just wasn’t feeling it.”?

    nxdefiant ,

    You? Nothing, you’re just being a good cog in a bad machine. Bossman? Rashes, but on the inside of their skin, but that’s likely compounded by numerous other crimes.

    FordBeeblebrox ,

    First time I’m rooting for the geese, usually they’re the assholes.

    There should also be some extra sauce on the sentencing for anyone who carries a badge or position of legal power and abuses that.

    Roflmasterbigpimp ,

    Twice as much geese which are thrice as pissed?

    melpomenesclevage ,

    I prefer a cordial introduction to everyone’s favorite friend in red.

    bufalo1973 ,
    @bufalo1973@lemmy.ml avatar

    Why the geese have to be named?🤪

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