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samus12345 , to memes in Bacon tho
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I don’t kill any animals, I leave that to others.

jerkface ,
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Putin-esque.

samus12345 ,
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If most people in the world are Putin-esque, making the term meaningless, then sure.

jerkface ,
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No. What is Putin-esque is churlishly claiming that your cruelty and violence are actually the consequences of other people’s decisions and actions. It’s chilling and everyone sees right through it, but neither you nor Putin really care about that, because neither of you are engaging in good faith.

samus12345 ,
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Username checks out.

tobogganablaze ,

Specialisation of labour is literally the basis of our entire civilisation. Everybody does it for almost everything. Comparing that to Putin is definitely some next level stupid.

jerkface ,
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That’s obviously not my point. “Next level stupid” indeed.

tobogganablaze ,

No, reading your follow up comment made me realise you misunderstood (maybe intentionally, but I think not) the inital point in the first place.

jerkface ,
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I understand it. And I understand that it is bullshit. It is an attempt to emotionally distance oneself from the consequences of one’s own choices. If one chooses for an animal to be killed, one is responsible for its death, and playing little semantic games cannot change that fundamental reality. But these games do prevent one from fully processing an idea that threatens them. It’s how you brainwash yourself. Groom yourself to be able to commit cruelty and violence, and not feel bad about it.

To even engage in such sophistry is to confess one’s guilt.

tobogganablaze ,

Ok buddy.

jerkface ,
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You can have the last bark. I won’t reply anymore. Go ahead, take it. Buddy.

taiyang , to programmer_humor in Just a dad helping out

My dad does this, and I made a few bucks thanks to WordPress. Really, more thanks to Elementor because you can make a pretty snazzy website for cheap and the layman has no it took 2 hours to put together with templates. Lol

EleventhHour , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit wants to get started.
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Oh, sweet summer child…

jerkface ,
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Nobody cares about that show anymore.

EleventhHour ,
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What an appropriate username you have

jerkface ,
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We are the knights who say… NI! NI! NI!!!

bizarroland , to funny in How could this be?!

I think part of the cognitive disconnect of when you see an actor age is that so much of their life is recorded and so much of our mental concept of them is locked in to the video that we have seen of them.

Then suddenly when you encounter them having aged normally it looks really weird.

pete_the_cat ,

And then you have people like Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston, and Kate Beckinsale who look like they haven’t aged a day in decades. It’s hard to believe that Brad is like 61 and still looks about 35.

I follow Kate on Instagram (highly recommended) and she’s over 50 (IIRC) and still looks like she’s in her late 20s. I’m convinced that she’s actually a vampire and Underworld was an autobiography.

Aggravationstation ,

If you have a job that pays you a vast fortune and it’s primary requirement is that you look super hot you’d probably invest a little of that money into eating and exercising well too.

bizarroland ,

Not only that but there are billions of dollars spent every year in enhancing our youthful appearances. There are all matter of artificial peptides and hormones and substrate injections and buccal fat pad revisions and microneedling and threading and Botox available if remaining youthful looking is that important to you.

All of this works in addition to healthy eating and healthy exercising and some of the most miraculous powers of makeup and instantly generated artificial intelligence overlays to help ensure that people remain as youthful looking as it is financially profitable and personally possible for them to do so.

Viking_Hippie ,

And then you have people like Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston, and Kate Beckinsale who look like they haven’t aged a day in decades. It’s hard to believe that Brad is like 61 and still looks about 35.

Flashback to an early episode of Last Week Tonight where a thoroughly embarrassed John Oliver points out that he’s 5 years YOUNGER than Rock “The Dwayne” Johnson 😄

OrangeJoe ,

Nah, brad pitt absolutely does not look like he is 35. He may look very good for his age, but not that good.

Your perception of what a 35 year old should look like may have changed as you also aged though.

pete_the_cat ,

I’m 38, so I know what 35 looks like haha People age at different rates than others. I’ve seen 35 year olds that look like their 65 and 65 year olds that look like their 35.

ID411 ,

Brad Pitt looks old now.

Still good looking, of course, but he’s not unusually youthful at all.

ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

Kate Beckinsale of course looks fantastic, but for sure she’s had work done.

ID411 ,

Well, I hate to be the one to break it to you, but the camera does indeed lie sometimes.

sangriaferret ,

You notice how everybody has that one famous person that people tell them they look like? Lately I’ve been getting Michael Douglas. Michael Douglas is almost 80. I’m in my 40’s. People just picture Michael Douglas in his 40’s because that was the height of his career.

edgemaster72 ,
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Y’all are having your looks compared to famous people?

mindbleach ,

Leading to a lot of Tony Hawk’s tribulations.

“I thought you’d be younger.”

“Me too.”

Pika , to technology in New youtube layout?
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I’ve had this layout for a few weeks now, I agree it’s absolutely garbage. The amount of times that I’ve accidentally modified my Queue or cleared my queue attempting to read the comment section is ridiculous. As is the Queue feature is absolutely atrocious and buggy as hell but like don’t make it worse please

laurelraven ,

So, if it’s so much worse than the old/current layout, they’re almost guaranteed to adopt it fully

googie can’t help but fuck up good things

neidu2 , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit is running out of options.

“That sounds like sovereign citizen stuff, and that’s just weird” 😂

CaptDust ,

Actual legal advice stop being weird

Xavienth , to memes in Bacon tho

I am a lot more convinced by the environmental arguments to veganism.

volvoxvsmarla ,

To each their own, motivations for veganism vary vastly. My dad was hardcore vegan for over 25 years and never ever did he care about animals or the environment. He was vegan out of (for a lack of a better term) health beliefs. Nowadays he eats mussels and raw cheese and egg yolks.

FelixCress , to lemmyshitpost in Windows 11

Forced updates should be illegal.

superkret ,

No one forces you to update. People simply choose to run an OS where automatic updates are the default.
And that OS also lets you permanently disable automatic updates. It just doesn’t give you a straight-forward GUI option for it.

Ookami38 ,

Critically wrong in this case. Crowdstrike updates push outside of, and regardless of, os settings. This wasn’t, and never was, an os issue, it’s a crowdstrike issue. Good try though.

FelixCress ,

Tell me you don’t have a clue what you are talking about without telling me.

frog_brawler ,

Believe it or not, CrowdStrike’s model forces updates and people pay a lot of money for it to “handle things” for them. I had to deploy it at a previous employer about 8 years ago. It was stupid.

Katana314 ,

Problem is, an individual computer user often isn’t the victim of that computer’s lack of updates.

Any time a site you like has been DDOSed, it’s often from thousands of zombie computers infected by some malware that their owners aren’t aware of. Those infections are generally made possible by unclosed security holes. So, you know…not updating.

lightnsfw ,

I’m fine being part of a botnet if that’s the trade off for not using windows 11. Just got it installed on my testing PC at work and I hate it so much.

HauntedCupcake ,

Forced updates of an optional corporate anti-virus designed to immediately detect and distribute information on threats should be illegal?

Or is this just an unrelated comment?

Angry_Autist ,

You really don’t understand how many millions of hours of human effort force updates have destroyed.

Yes, there should always be, ESPECIALLY IN CORPORATE ENVIRONMENTS, a point where the client can vet and approve the update.

This recent Crowdstrike problem is proof of it. You LITERALLY witnessed proof as 1/4 of the world basically shut down for the day. This would have been avoided in many cases if the update was vetted by the local IT teams.

HauntedCupcake ,

So CrowdStrike shouldn’t allow real time threat protection? That’s what caused the issue. It needs to update its threat library to do deal with any day 1 attacks. It’s one of the main reasons it’s used

MrJameGumb , to funny in How could this be?!
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Have you ever seen his first movie? It was a cheesy horror/comedy called Once Bitten and it is terrible but still really fun to watch lol

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
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Never even heard of it! I’ll have to check it out

ummthatguy ,
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Quick preview.

https://files.catbox.moe/6096ao.gif

It’s another awesomely bad movie.

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
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Looks like classic Jim Carrey, lol

rImITywR , to lemmyshitpost in Did You Know?

Ice is a mineral. So molten ice, i.e. water, is lava. Humans are mostly made of water, much more than they are made of DNA. So you are more molten rock than you are genetic material. And people are some sort of water golem.

Jilanico OP ,
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Some people say a man is made out of mud 🎶

FireWire400 , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit wants to get started.
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will like to learn

At least they’re eager to learn I guess

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

Learn to be insane!

betterdeadthanreddit ,

Signing up for a crash course in driver side window durability once they try traveling in their conveyance and are detained by the local road-pirates.

FireWire400 ,
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That’s Road Pirate McGill to you, boy

insufferableninja ,

good that they know they are going to like to learn at some point in the future. how much time do we have until then, i wonder

hperrin , to lemmyshitpost in Did You Know?

Depends on the rock. My teeth are rocks, and I’m highly related to them.

MonkderVierte , (edited ) to programmer_humor in Just a dad helping out

Static, low-js, HTML tags used-as-intended, some basic CSS for formatting, responsivity and dark/light. Modern-looking accessible webpage from scratch done in half a day.

Btw, github.com/…/awesome-motherfucking-website

bisby ,

If we assume “half a day” is 4 hours, and 500 pounds. That’s 125 pounds per hour. Which isn’t the worst rate. Assuming it’s actually capped at 4 hours and we all know that if it’s your dad’s friend, this is not going to be a set and forget kind of thing. So that 4 hours quickly becomes 10. And suddenly you’re down to 50 pounds per hour. And then if it’s actually static and simple and good, you still have high odds of getting insane feedback demanding changes to make it worse. A motherfucking website would actually be the best option, but wouldn’t get you paid. At that point youre just doing it for the lols.

But ultimately, this isn’t even about the rate or how much time this will take. this whole scenario depends heavily on the son here. Is the son unemployed and living in dad’s basement for free? Then yeah. Sorry, he should probably take any work he can get for any rate he can get. His dad gets a lot more say in how things work financially if the son is relying on him financially. But if the son is already working a full time job and living in his own house? Then no, I don’t care what the rate is. Don’t commandeer other people’s time. Don’t make deals that people haven’t agreed to. Come to me with opportunities, not demands.

MonkderVierte ,

Yeah, sorry, i couldn’t resist to hint on how ridicolously overengineered most professional webpages are.

bisby ,

theoatmeal.com/comics/design_hell

You’re not wrong, but a lot of time those webpages aren’t overengineered because the developer wanted it to be, but because the client kept making more and more demands.

RealM__ ,

The irony of some dude trying to prove a point that a website doesn’t need to be bloated and burdened with all the design and fancy scripts, just for other people to incrementally built on top of that idea, one-upping each other in the process, mimicking the exact evolution of the modern bloated website as we know it.

MonkderVierte ,

From one of them:

“You’re a fucking moron if you use default browser styles.”

Or just change your browser settings (they shouldn’t be ugly by default).

frezik ,

You have a problem with Mosaic Gray?

sparkle , (edited )

Honestly I hate the fact that browsers’ default CSS exists. The person doing the frontend should have to specify their “default” CSS before the website even loads. I say this as both a user and a programmer, the same website shouldn’t look different or break on different browsers unintentionally due to the browser’s CSS, and I as a developer shouldn’t have to rely on reset sheets to try to patch that.

Everything would be better if it were swapped around, instead of picking out a reset sheet for a site you pick out a default style…

The world would also be better if browsers rendered pugjs/slim and scss/sass and those were the default rather than html and css but I digress…

kibiz0r , to memes in Bacon tho

Oh hey, a 1-day-old account posting 6 vegan posts in 1 hour to unrelated communities. I’ve seen this one before.

James_Fortis OP ,

Hey! I made this content and was made aware of Lemmy by a friend two days ago. I decided to join and wanted to enter with a bang by sharing some of my OC.

sangriaferret ,

Welcome and thank you for posting oc.

James_Fortis OP ,

💚

mathemachristian ,

Hell yeah

suction ,

Hey, I’m vegan!

x4740N , (edited )

Yep, Social Media Manipulation 101

I’ve seen an increasing trend of vеgаns doing this especially on lemmy

HeyHo ,

Yep, those awful vegans pushing their agenda for their own gains. Make ME aware of MY CHOICE to pay for animal abuse and torture?! Blatant manipulation!

AnarchistsForKamala ,

no one is paying for animal abuse or torture

tomi000 ,

Exactly! My ancestors didnt pay for slavery, they just wanted cotton. Everyone need cotton, right? I mean they wouldve harvested the cotton themselves, but it was way cheaper from neighboring farmers for whatever reason. That didnt concern them though, they had enough prpblems!

AnarchistsForKamala ,

comparing slaves to animals is what slavers do

tomi000 ,

Please dont twist my words. I didnt compare anything. And if I did, I would have compared animal cruelty with slavery (both as unethical acts), not animals with slaves (the recipients of cruelty).

AnarchistsForKamala ,

anyone can see what you said

tomi000 ,

Exactly. Thats why I am telling you to stop strawmanning.

AnarchistsForKamala ,

I haven’t done that

tomi000 ,

anyone can see what you said

AnarchistsForKamala ,

so they’ll know who is right.

linkhidalgogato ,

“slaves are the same as animals” famously an argument made by good people whos opinions we should listen too

tomi000 ,

Good point, but I never said they were the same, nor did I compare them. I just made an argument about passive involvement in unethical doings which some regard as normal.

AI_toothbrush , to memes in Bacon tho

The MFs in hungary, finland and the uk pretending that blood is a freaking ingredient and cooking “food” from it.

kaffiene ,

What’s your problem with that? I’m not into it myself but I can’t see how it’s any different from eating meat in the first place

volodya_ilich ,

Blood is an ingredient in many other countries. We have blood sausages (morcilla) in Spain, and they’re common in many other places too

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