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nxdefiant , to memes in Property and liability are important!

There should be secret laws you have to unlock by doing unfathomably inhumane things.

“You chased a homeless person in their own car off your completely unutilized property for no reason other than malice. You’ve been sentenced to 12 hours of fighting a flock of geese naked while locked in a middle school gym.”

exocrinous ,

The idea of secret laws seems incompatible with democracy

nxdefiant ,

it’s ok, so are humans. Hopefully the geese win?

melpomenesclevage ,

Which is different from normal bullshit selective laws how?

blanketswithsmallpox ,

Solo Leveling Penalty Game huh? Damnit, I’m in! What do I get for being someone in HR denying someone a job for reasons of “I just wasn’t feeling it.”?

nxdefiant ,

You? Nothing, you’re just being a good cog in a bad machine. Bossman? Rashes, but on the inside of their skin, but that’s likely compounded by numerous other crimes.

FordBeeblebrox ,

First time I’m rooting for the geese, usually they’re the assholes.

There should also be some extra sauce on the sentencing for anyone who carries a badge or position of legal power and abuses that.

Roflmasterbigpimp ,

Twice as much geese which are thrice as pissed?

melpomenesclevage ,

I prefer a cordial introduction to everyone’s favorite friend in red.

bufalo1973 ,
@bufalo1973@lemmy.ml avatar

Why the geese have to be named?🤪

Kolanaki , to lemmyshitpost in How to know you're in Indiana.
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

walks into shower with two naked dudes under his arms

“It’s okay. These two ain’t truck drivers.”

Delphia ,

Ralph Wiggum voice

“I’m a Grindr twink!”

obinice , to aboringdystopia in Wake up sweetie, the next stage of work has dropped.
@obinice@lemmy.world avatar

If it’s a promotion to less work, maybe.

Maybe.

MashedTech ,

Is there a risk of more responsibility and more risk in general? Meaning if something goes wrong, you can get fucked easier?

elshandra ,

The way those those "maybe"s are used, are trying to illustrate their elevated doubt. So like “if 3 independent lawyers all agree I’m not getting fked.”

Landless2029 ,

That’s not how this works at all.

You keep doing all your current responsibilities. Then you get these more with no additional compensation.

Do it for the exposure!

Ultragigagigantic ,
@Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.world avatar

I’m definitely exposed to the elements because of not owning a home

terry_tibbs , to funny in The man can't help himself

If I ever make it to the point where I have a removedin’ deck overlooking some fine wilderness then you’re damn right I’m gonna piss off it.

can ,

I’m curious what word you tried to use. I didn’t think “fuck” a filtered on dot ml.

porous_grey_matter ,

Female dog probably

thanks_shakey_snake ,

Does ml auto-censor posts for mildly spicy language or something?

can ,

Anything that could be remotely considered a slur.

porous_grey_matter ,

Not swears, just slurs

Socsa ,

Including the literal scientific name for a female dog. .ml is a joke.

null ,

I mean, I can think of plenty of slurs with innocuous origins. It’s about how they’re used.

starman2112 ,
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

The newest example being “DEI”

I’m sorry have y’all not seen racists using that as a slur lately? Saw a dude refer to Baltimore’s “DEI mayor” the other day

can ,

I have not?

Kusimulkku ,

So do they consider the use or no?

null ,

Haven’t read their policy – simply saying origin is a useless way to determine whether or not something is a slur.

Kusimulkku ,

Well yeah, which is why a blanket ban on “bitch” would be stupid

null ,

A blanket ban on any word won’t do anything to fix the problem.

can ,

Originally they weren’t even going to let admins turn it off.

can ,

No, it’s automatic based on a filter list.

can ,

je suis en retard

can ,

Any ml users want to let me know if it filtered? I set my language to French for that comment.

lmao

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/b4da6dc2-ed45-4511-8977-453ccdb25de2.jpeg

vrek ,

I’m tempted to start a community about the country between Chad and Mali… A nice wholesome community… I’m completely unqualified and know nothing about it but the amount of removed words would be amusing…

null ,

I hope you have better luck than I did with my community about Scunthorpe

vaultdweller013 ,

Dont know nothin’ about Scunthorpe but about Cockthorpe, learned about it from a couple of hunters.

ArcaneSlime ,

True, though “bitchin’” isn’t used as a slur in this context, it’s slang for “cool.” Since like 1970 too, it isn’t some “new rizz.”

If we want to get technical, a slur is “A disparaging remark; an aspersion.” So by the dictionary, any negative remark, especially one that is a false or damaging accusation or insinuation, is “a slur.” Therefore “you are a silly goose” counts as a slur, as it can be contextually negative to be seen as silly, and it is false to insinuate that you are a water fowl.

We don’t really treat the word “slur” in real life as it’s definition would suggest, or to reign in my above joke a bit, words like “fuckface” or “dick” would commonly be considered a slur. Instead they’re just considered negative remarks by the community at large, to be a “slur” in the eyes of the public (not the dictionary) it has to have something more than just “bad.”

I posit that “bitch” is truly no different than those common “bad” words, and should not be considered a slur. Frankly, same for “cunt.”

Silentiea ,

Sorry, but… “scientific”?

Deceptichum ,
@Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yeah it’s a pretty pathetic community.

ikidd ,
@ikidd@lemmy.world avatar

I think you give the nannies at .ml too much credit.

Fuckfuckmyfuckingass ,
@Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world avatar

Fuckin’ for sure.

Rai ,

Nah, they don’t filter “fuck”

The word is “bitchin’”

Empricorn , (edited )

Y’all are some of the most anti-control people around, and then… use an instance that heavily censors the naughty words you can say.

https://feddit.nl/pictrs/image/8e1d669b-9a17-4a61-91c1-c672a2793dff.jpeg

TexMexBazooka , (edited )

It’s weird how that works huh? Wouldn’t wanna upset anybodies fee fees

Empricorn ,

Not sure why you’re so triggered? That wasn’t even close to the point of my comment…

TexMexBazooka ,

…what’re you talking about?

Not wanting to hurt peoples fee fees is why Lemmy.Ml censors stuff.

ArcaneSlime ,

Ironically, censorship offends me and hurts the feelings of the censored. And no this isn’t me lamenting that “we can no longer say it,” I’ve been going on tirades against censorship since Tipper Gore got a boner for The Dead Kennedys and H. R. Giger. Fuck the PMRC, fuck the RIAA, fuck Jesse Helms, fuck censorship!

TexMexBazooka ,

A lot of .ml’s moderation is pretty ironic

Texas_Hangover ,

Dumbass, pay attention.

brbposting ,

Recommendation: self censor or ditch that instance!

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/ca9fa623-a078-479e-8219-84b882927ea2.png

I like our admin TheDude - responsive, knowledgeable, competent.

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parpol , to programmerhumor in How do we tell him ?

As funny of a joke “all programmers copy and paste” is, after 9 years that impostor syndrome should be gone, and if you still can’t figure out a solution without copying and pasting, maybe it is time to go back to the basics and learn how to code.

blackbirdbiryani ,

I’ve only been programming seriously (for work) in the last two years and honestly don’t get the copy pasting memes. I get copy pasting a 1-3 line terminal snippet sometimes, but idk how people are getting away without actually writing their own code.

WalrusDragonOnABike ,

I only program non-seriously for work on occasions and I’ve rarely used copy/pasted code. Except maybe some of my own code because of using lazy logic trees to deal with variation in the data being processed. Doesn’t need to be pretty or efficient. Just needs to work well enough so I do a less manual work.

pup_atlas ,

I program professionally, and I copy paste all the time. The difference is when I copy paste, its 10-20 lines of code, not a line or two— and I’m not fishing for a solution to the problem. I already have the optimal solution in my head, and I am just searching for the solution I already know. It’s just faster than typing it by hand 🤷🏻

alex_02 ,
@alex_02@infosec.pub avatar

I do this often. Not because I can’t do it myself or understand what I’m doing, but why would I write the exact same code when it has been done and pasted online a million times?

fidodo ,

The difference between a junior and senior developer is that a senior developer actually understands what he’s copy pasting

Potatos_are_not_friends ,

Pretty much. I try to tell juniors that the things I’m teaching you is things I made a mistake on. I have a decade of failure and I’m trying to help you shortcut it.

hardcoreufo ,

That approach never sinks in with anyone I train. They seem to remember that I told them something about something so they do that not remembering I said not to do that.

SpaceCowboy ,
@SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca avatar

But as soon as someone gets to an intermediate level and start thinking for themself and make those exact same mistakes.

“We’ve been doing things wrong this whole time! I figured out a better way!” Then spend a lot of time implementing the “better” way only to find out it performs like shit and actually takes more work to implement and maintain anything.

Everyone has to do that at least once.

LemmyKnowsBest ,

But who’s the guy that originally wrote the code that everyone else is copy pasting? I think Nathan Kellert desires THAT level of expertise.

dan ,
@dan@upvote.au avatar

I’m a senior developer and I rarely copy and paste… I’ll sometimes look at some other code to get ideas, but I retype it. It helps me understand the code, and I can refractor it or write it differently as I go.

Swedneck , to programmerhumor in Solutions? Where we're going, we don't need solutions.
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

missing the stage of C where it’s all incomprehensible bitfucking with comments like “this works, i do not know why it works, do not touch this”

sheepishly ,
@sheepishly@kbin.social avatar

Real fast inverse square root algorithm hours

PlexSheep ,
@PlexSheep@feddit.de avatar

That one is not that complicated if you don’t think about the math. It’s basically just if we interpret the float as int and add a magic number we have a good estimation.

From what I remember at least, it’s been a little while since I implemented it.

mindbleach ,

IIRC also relying on how floating-point is basically scientific notation and the most-significant bits are the exponent.

And most importantly, relying on how a sloppy answer works just fine. The most important skill in game development is cheating.

sheepishly ,
@sheepishly@kbin.social avatar

The most important skill in game development is cheating.

Makes me feel better about my own game dev attempts lmao.

sheepishly ,
@sheepishly@kbin.social avatar

I was more thinking of the comments which are pretty much exactly what you said ("incomprehensible bit hacks" followed by "what the FUCK?")

Clent ,

C should show some overflow corruption of the problem graphic.

MonkderZweite ,

I had this in CSS.

dan ,
@dan@upvote.au avatar

CSS isn’t as bad these days if you use Flexbox. Debugging floats and absolute/relative positioning was a nightmare in comparison.

MonkderZweite ,

On the other hand, it made webpages way less flexible.

Like yesterday (i have the browser not in fullscreen, for reasons) on my 16" fullhd notebook, webdev couldn’t imagine that someone would use his site in a ~1000px browser window, sidebars left and right, the main content about 20 characters wide squeezed inbetween. So i pressed f12 and deleted the sidebars. But the content was still 20em wide, because of flexbox.

Son_of_dad , to aboringdystopia in Schools in America apparently have their own army recruiter

Seeing the army recruitment at comic Con always skeeves me out. I see them talking to 16-17 year old socially awkward kids who don’t know any better. Really predatory.

echodot ,

I just thought the Comic-Con would have been a terrible recruiting ground. The military want people that follow orders. They actively discourage intelligence.

qwrty ,
@qwrty@lemmy.world avatar

Military brat here, half the soldiers I meet are massive nerds and the other half are goobers (meatheads, guys with no prospects, guys who always wanted to be in the army). Take that as you will.

Cracks_InTheWalls , (edited )
@Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works avatar

Also a military brat, I find your 50/50 split suspicious.

My own observation is 80/20 giant nerds to goobers. Varies between service branches though - higher for air force, about this for navy, a little lower for army.

Olhonestjim ,

They don’t though. Certain jobs don’t need you to be a genius, but the military really wants all the smart people they can get.

And yeah, when you’re in, it’s about 50:50. You’ll meet some of the smartest, generous, friendly people you’ll ever know. And you’ll meet some aggressive, angry, stupid knuckledraggers too.

Honytawk ,

The US military wants all the smart people that they can get because they don’t have any working for them.

Olhonestjim ,

LoL mkay

HUMAN_TRASH ,

Well, fuck me I just found out I’m stupid

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Socrates would say that’s a good first step.

c0mbatbag3l ,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

I can almost guarantee you wouldn’t even score high enough on the Asvab to qualify for the most difficult jobs in the military.

TokenBoomer ,

Some of us are dumb enough to know that whatever IQ you have, joining the military industrial complex killing machine for our capitalists overlords is morally bankrupt and dumb.

sukhmel ,

I guess that is WIS vs INT

Olhonestjim ,

And many of us grew up in such dire straits that despite our awareness of and disagreement with the military industrial complex, the system of desperate circumstances left us with few choices, and certainly none better. The military provides training and educational opportunities that will pull a person right out of hopeless poverty and give them half a chance in life. Everyone has their price.

For my part, I rationalized it by deciding that I would prefer people like me to join up rather than right-wing nutjobs, and if I did, then that was one slot that a nutjob wouldn’t fill.

TokenBoomer ,

I’m amazed at how humans are able to rationalize the evil that we do. The reason you were in such dire straits is a byproduct of militarism and capitalism. You were aware enough to recognize this, and still chose to be an accomplice. There is no ethical military. None . From the janitors to the Generals, if you contribute to the machine you are part of it.

Olhonestjim , (edited )

Yeah, I just said the system is why I was in dire straits. I’m fully aware of the problems. But I do not share your exact ethics. Funny how that works. Problems are solved from within as well as from outside. I did not have the power to change anything from the outside, but I did have the power to prevent one single bigot fascist from getting into the military.

I single-handedly stopped a sexual assault while I was in. You got a problem with that?

Tell you what. You fly to Ukraine. You go look at their slaughtered, r*ped, tortured, and mutilated people; adults and children! Then you look them in the eyes and tell them what amoral trash they are for fighting back. Then outline for them your pacifist plan for peace with Russia. Then make it work. Go convince Putin that he is very bad and get him to resign and plead guilty in the Hague. Then you’ll have credibility to back you up when telling us all how serving in a military is always stupid and evil.

TokenBoomer ,

I did not have the power to change anything from the outside,

You chose to join the military. The entire structure is made of those who choose to participate in an organization that actively kills and maims, and inactively maintains the capitalist system that is fueling the climate crisis.

I single-handedly stopped a sexual assault while I was in. You got a problem with that?

Congrats. You did a commendable act, while enabling the very structure that made the act possible. We are conditionally forced to exist under capitalism. You chose to perpetuate the police force that guards it.

Tell you what. You fly to Ukraine. You go look at their slaughtered, r*ped, tortured, and mutilated men, women, and children. Then you look them in the eyes and tell them what amoral trash they are for fighting back. Then outline for them your pacifist plan for peace with Russia. Then make it work. Then you’ll have the credibility to tell us all that the military is always evil.

Again, you offer a solution that was created by the problem. It is the ever incessant need for capitalism to grow markets and expand that necessitates the need for military bases and “defense orgs” to maintain those markets. There is a case to be made that Ukraine would never have happened if not for capitalist markets and NATO expansion .

George Kennan, the eminent architect of the Soviet “containment” strategy and a former ambassador to the Soviet Union, wrote in 1997 that expanding NATO would be a “fateful error” because it would “inflame the nationalistic, anti-Western and militaristic tendencies in Russian opinion.” Kennan was far from alone in his criticism, as journalist Peter Beinart noted this week:

Thomas Friedman, America’s most prominent foreign policy columnist, declared it the “most ill-conceived project of the post-Cold War era.” Daniel Patrick Moynihan, widely considered the most erudite member of the US Senate, warned, “We have no idea what we’re getting into.”(Source)

If it makes you feel better, we’re all guilty to some degree for having to participate in capitalism. But making the choice to join the military is like handing the weapon to the climate change executioner that will kill the future of humanity.

Sorry for being so critical, but we as a species need to stop compartmentalizing and rationalizing the despicable shit that we perpetuate. >>>Climate Crisis May Cause 14.5 Million Deaths by 2050.

Time is running out. Make informed choices.

Olhonestjim ,

Oh HO! You think the genocide in Ukraine was caused by NATO expansion!

Das vedanya Russian troll.

TokenBoomer ,

I’m sorry for contributing to the climate crisis and capitalist exploitation in the imperial periphery. At the time I felt I had no choice and didn’t realize the implications. Make better choices than I did and refuse to join the military.

The correct response: FTFY

Olhonestjim ,

Nope, you wanna push Putin’s propaganda. That means I get to disregard everything you say. I owe you nothing.

TokenBoomer , (edited )

Putin, (and Russia), is a capitalist imperialist just like the neoliberals in America. He wants his own capitalist hegemony. He rationalizes this by claiming America is worse.

You rationalize your decisions by thinking Trump supporters would do worse in your position.

You’re no better than Putin.

Edit: Since it was deleted. Your original rationalization is flawed. Joining the military does not take the place of a right-wing nut job. The military will recruit you both.

Olhonestjim ,

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  • TokenBoomer ,

    For my part, I rationalized it by deciding that I would prefer people like me to join up rather than right-wing nutjobs, and if I did, then that was one slot that a nutjob wouldn’t fill.

    You did realize the military will take you, and the right-wing nut jobs? So, your original rationalization was flawed. But, I think you already knew that, judging from your lack of remorse.

    I’m old and don’t have much time left in this world, so I’m doing what I can to make it a better place. I’m trying to plant trees under whose shade I’ll never sit, while you’re shitting in the river that waters it. Stop shitting in the river.

    Serinus ,

    The military isn’t all bad. Our role in WW2 was pretty righteous. What we do with Ukraine is helping to fight evil.

    As much as we’ve screwed up Iraq, it’s hard to say if they’d have been better off staying under Saddam.

    Helping South Korea and defending NATO is pretty good.

    I see some National Guard in here. Helping Ruby Bridges get to school was good work. The National Guard often swoops in to help in natural disasters.

    Half our Navy is made up of giant, floating hospitals.

    TokenBoomer ,

    Serial killers aren’t all bad either. They keep the homeless population in check and Ted Bundy was a leader in his community. /s

    The military is like the “orphan crushing machine.” No one asks why it exists. We’re just supposed to accept that it’s necessary. And in some ways it is. But shouldn’t we strive for a world without a need for military.

    Some might say, “well, that’s what America is doing. It’s the strongest military to maintain peace.” But this logic is flawed. When your military becomes so big, it’s never going to dissolve itself when necessary for peace. It becomes a power unto itself.

    Eisenhower warned us about the military industrial complex but we didn’t listen.

    Serinus ,

    But shouldn’t we strive for a world without a need for military.

    I don’t know what kind of world you live in, but the US military is not the primary issue here.

    The MIC and the military in general are two very different things. I’m glad in the current century and political climate to have a standing, volunteer military.

    TokenBoomer ,
    c0mbatbag3l ,
    @c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

    Right, cause fucking weebs are known for their superior intelligence and independence in the face of authority.

    I knew two people with mechanical engineering degrees who couldn’t even make it through nuclear engineering school to work on submarine and carrier reactors, the military isn’t made up of 100% dumbass infantrymen.

    linearchaos ,
    @linearchaos@lemmy.world avatar

    Throw 'em into boot, they either get ground down to follow orders or beat/shamed out. They’re terribly good at psychological manipulation.

    As far as intelligence, they know how to play the room now. They’ll put you wherever you’re best. They have a hell of a lot of tech now and aren’t as keen on putting contractors in harms way. If you’re better off as a grunt, you’re a grunt. If you’re skilled labor, they’ll find a way to make you useful.

    Not to say you should or shouldn’t join. Skilled labor makes a hell of a lot more money other places.

    ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

    Really predatory.

    It’s interesting that the US has not signed the international agreement against child (<18 yo) soldiers - solely so that the US armed forces can sign 17 yo recruits.

    ColdFenix , to programmerhumor in Junior Dev VS Machine Learning
    @ColdFenix@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    What ChatGPT actually comes up with in about 3 mins.

    https://discuss.tchncs.de/pictrs/image/f26357ee-f21a-4497-8192-52bc3eddbd0a.png

    Klear ,

    Nice, that saves the coffee.

    UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT ,

    But at what cost 😔

    xmunk ,

    Probably about five bucks a cup.

    underisk ,
    @underisk@lemmy.ml avatar

    the comic is about using a machine learning algorithm instead of a hand-coded algorithm. not about using chatGPT to write a trivial program that no doubt exists a thousand times in the data it was trained on.

    Honytawk ,

    The strengths of Machine Learning are in the extremely complex programs.

    Programs no junior dev would be able to accomplish.

    So if the post can misrepresent the issue, then the commenter can do so too.

    underisk ,
    @underisk@lemmy.ml avatar

    Yes that is what they are good at. But not as good as a deterministic algorithm that can do the same thing. You use machine learning when the problem is too complex to solve deterministically, and an approximate result is acceptable.

    the_post_of_tom_joad ,

    But can machine learning teach nerds not to ruin jokes? ;)

    underisk ,
    @underisk@lemmy.ml avatar

    if it did, they wouldn’t be nerds anymore.

    kurwa ,

    But like why would you use ML to do basic maths? Whoever did that is dumber than a junior dev 😝

    ulterno ,
    @ulterno@lemmy.kde.social avatar

    I think it’s the nerds’ job to teach the ML to ruin jokes.

    Pelicanen ,

    I think the exact opposite, ML is good for automating away the trivial, repetitive tasks that take time away from development but they have a harder time with making a coherent, maintainable architecture of interconnected modules.

    It is also good for data analysis, for example when the dynamics of a system are complex but you have a lot of data. In that context, the algorithm doesn’t have to infer a model that matches reality completely, just one that is close enough for the region of interest.

    pearsaltchocolatebar ,

    Lol, no. ML is not capable of writing extremely complex code.

    It’s basically like having a bunch of junior devs cranking out code that they don’t really understand.

    ML for coding is only really good at providing basic bitch code that is more time intensive than complex. And even that you have to check for hallucinations.

    kurwa ,

    To reiterate what the parent comment of the one you replied to said, this isn’t about chat GPT generating code, it’s about using ML to create a indeterministic algorithm, that’s why in the comic it’s only very close to 12 and not 12 exactly.

    Scubus ,

    LLM are not good for that, but Machine Learning as a whole does not have that limitation.

    BluesF ,

    ML is not good for coding, it is good for approximately solving very complex problems.

    xmunk ,

    I strongly disagree. ML is perfect for small bullshit like “What’s the area of a rectangle” - it falls on its face when asked:

    Can we build a website for our security paranoid client that wants the server to completely refuse to communicate with users that aren’t authenticated as being employees… Oh, and our CEO requested a password recovery option on the login prompt.

    ulterno ,
    @ulterno@lemmy.kde.social avatar

    I got interested and asked ChatGPT. It gave a middle-management answer.
    Guess we know who’ll be the first to go.

    funkless_eck ,

    The biggest high level challenge in any tech org is security and there’s no way you can convince me that ML can successfully counter these challenges

    “oh but it will but it will!”

    when

    “in the future”

    how long in the future

    “When it can do it”

    how will we know it can do it

    “When it can do it”

    cool.

    Scew ,
    @Scew@lemmy.world avatar

    You probably wreck in chess. :)

    kfet ,
    @kfet@lemmy.ca avatar

    GPT is ML

    stephen01king ,

    But not all ML is GPT

    smuuthbrane , to lemmyshitpost in Conservatives on Facebook absolutely believe this.
    @smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Oh FFS, don’t just randomly post shit you see on Facebook.

    It’s the road manager, and she literally kicks him in the ass, hard enough that he falls down.

    BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

    Ahahahahah

    Wogi ,

    I was at her last concert it was definitely a random roadie, and she just slapped him in the face, after which he begged for more.

    Daft_ish ,

    As. Did. We. All.

    usualsuspect191 ,

    Is the road manager big and fat?

    smuuthbrane ,
    @smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works avatar

    He’s the one that blocks the door when the tax collector comes by!

    4am ,

    Other posters here are saying it’s a homeless person which is disgustingly roadiphobic. Probably reverse CRT white racism too. And farther more is likely a HIPPO violation since we know his medical history since we saw him get injured.

    She should get the book thrown at her.

    kittenzrulz123 , to lemmyshitpost in Niko it's your cousin

    Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

    BilboBargains ,

    It’s nice to meet another great humanitarian. People don’t realise the sacrifices we make in order to safeguard the public from accidental masturbators.

    zipzoopaboop ,

    And with this comment, I feel like Lemmy is finally starting to surpass Reddit

    smeg ,

    Pretty sure this copypasta was used on reddit too!

    0ops ,

    This copypasta is ancient

    Octopus1348 ,
    @Octopus1348@lemy.lol avatar

    It was.

    kinther OP , (edited ) to world in For the second time in recorded history, global sea surface temperatures hit six standard deviations above 1982-2011, on January 6 2024
    @kinther@lemmy.world avatar

    I know this isn’t politics or nation state news, but it is deeply troubling for all of us who live on planet Earth. Six standard deviations is mind boggling.

    Mods, please remove this if you feel it isn’t news worthy. I know it breaks rule 1, but wanted to share.

    girlfreddy ,
    @girlfreddy@lemmy.ca avatar

    I’d say this is valid world news. And it’s scary as hell. :(

    sagrotan , to nostupidquestions in Is there a chart where particular cuneiform or hieroglyphics are actually matched with emojis?
    @sagrotan@lemmy.world avatar

    Hieroglyphs are actually not that simple, my ex gf was an Egyptologist, I went to quite a few lectures with her, that was a highly complex language, more akin to Japanese Kanji, with deep layered subtexts. Those desert dudes were crazy. If you have ever have a chance to visit a lecture about hieroglyphs, do it, it’ll blow your mind. Or how they calculated time, or even saw it, culturally and individually, wow. They were so unbelievably far ahead, I sometimes compare them to the octopus of human development, they should rule the world, but there was that one thing, that prevented it. (For the analogy: the octopus dies when their kids are hatching, would they have the ability to pass their knowledge along to them, today eight armed space suits would be en Vogue)

    TheBlackLounge ,

    What held the Egyptians back?

    synapse1278 ,
    @synapse1278@lemmy.world avatar

    I bet it was hangover!

    synapse3252 ,

    Another synapse!! Do you also use a password manager?

    synapse1278 ,
    @synapse1278@lemmy.world avatar

    Haha, yes. Random user name generation !

    bionicjoey ,

    Their spines

    yamanii ,
    @yamanii@lemmy.world avatar

    Probably the bronze age collapse, quite a scary event that extinguished trade routes and literacy.

    www.wikiwand.com/en/Late_Bronze_Age_collapse

    Lemjukes ,

    Does watching stargate count?

    rdyoung ,

    I’m going to have to say yes.

    folkrav ,

    It’s incredibly easy to fall into the trap of seeing modern societies as more advanced. There’s no reason to think they weren’t just as intelligent and resourceful as we are today. They just lived a long time ago. If history can teach us one thing, it’s that nobody rules the world forever, as advanced a civilization can be.

    KinglyWeevil ,

    Prior to collapsing, Rome achieved a sustained population in excess of a million people.

    This did not occur again anywhere else until the mid 1800s.

    wahming ,

    Weird, seems like such a small number by today’s standards

    acockworkorange ,

    The Mayans capital was larger at the time of conquest.

    c0mbatbag3l ,
    @c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

    We had to develop sapience at some point, but I’d guess it was closer to when we invented cooking than writing. Egypt isn’t even that old by the standards of the human race.

    AmidFuror ,

    I don't agree with how you seem to be defining "advanced." You seem to be tying that to intelligence and resourcefulness, as opposed to culturally. I think most use it to talk about the sum of knowledge and technology that a civilization has.

    While ancient cultures were able to learn a lot about the world around them, today we know what they knew and a shit ton more. They figured out how planets and stars move. We've figured out what they're made of, how they bend space and time, their distances. We've landed machines on some and put them in orbit around others.

    They had some cool medical tricks. We have many complex but routine surgeries with high survival rates due to development of drugs, equipment, and sterile environments.

    They could write down their learnings to share with others of their culture. We have a global network of scientists sharing massive data sets and inferences.

    Their innate capabilities were probably no different than our own, but we have massively advanced the scale and scope of learning shared with each generation. We have a much greater degree of specialized knowledge advancing and branching out at a very high rate.

    folkrav ,

    Maybe it’s an English second language thing, or just how I expressed myself, but yes, I was referring to the first. Our technological capabilities are obviously on a whole other level. Electricity + transistors basically transformed the world. Plus the massive population growth.

    AmidFuror ,

    Yep, it's just semantics, then. We are not more advanced in the sense of biologically more capable than people thousands of years ago. A few hundred thousand, maybe. Since the split from chimps, I like to think so!

    acockworkorange ,

    You’re right, we’re a lot more advanced technologically and in many aspects even socially. We’re still just as intelligent and dumb as a species as we were 15000 years ago though. Which I think is the point the OP was trying to make using a wrong word.

    evatronic ,

    Based on the planet’s climate trajectory, humanity may not rule it forever, but we’re aiming to be the last.

    scarabic ,

    And what was “that one thing” for the Egyptians?

    CosmicCleric ,
    @CosmicCleric@lemmy.world avatar

    (For the analogy: the octopus dies when their kids are hatching, would they have the ability to pass their knowledge along to them, today eight armed space suits would be en Vogue)

    Thank you for sending me down that rabbit hole, it was a really interesting read, and I learned something new today.

    From an article on the subject…

    Octopuses are serious cannibals, so a biologically programmed death spiral may be a way to keep mothers from eating their young.

    They also can grow pretty much indefinitely, so eliminating hungry adults keeps the octopus ecosystem from being dominated by a few massive, cranky, octopuses.

    skullgiver , (edited ) to mildlyinfuriating in A perfect article reading experience
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  • henfredemars ,

    I even install it on work computers. It’s not just plainly sexually explicit ads. It’s malware. Just say no to ads.

    ech ,

    It really has. Ublock is so versatile, too. It can block pretty much anything. I loathe using browsers without it installed.

    kaboom36 ,

    its so nice to just delete annoying parts of websites with it

    Draegur ,

    it’s about to get EVEN MORE unusable, because increasingly the alleged/so-called “content” behind the nag-wall is utterly mindless AI-generated sludge.

    wishthane ,

    Also so many sites that haven’t given in to the ad content farm / have found it to not be worth it are now just putting up paywalls… which I’m okay with in principle, but in reality I can’t afford to subscribe to 20 different sites I only read occasionally

    There’s going to need to be a new model of revenue sharing somehow at some point. I wouldn’t mind paying for one subscription that gave me broad access, but the problem then is the control that gives whoever collects the money (e.g. YouTube Premium)

    Trainguyrom ,

    We’re starting to see IT departments deploy it by default too!

    Agility0971 ,
    @Agility0971@lemmy.world avatar

    true heroes

    lemmesay ,
    @lemmesay@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    a matrix enjoyer, I see.

    nodsocket , to lemmyshitpost in I bet Rockstar is thinking twice about *checks notes* making a normal looking female character.

    For future reference, whenever you show a graphic of a globe, please rotate the globe such that North America is facing the viewer. This is considered good etiquette. Thanks

    yum ,

    Why, though?

    gnurd ,

    Pretty clearly a joke.

    yum ,

    Oh

    Zink ,

    America is essentially the center of the universe, so to exclude it from a photo of earth is pretty much an overt hostile act. A hostile act towards the people with the F-22s.

    Source: am American, have to deal with other Americans that are less aware of the world.

    0xD ,

    EUROPA EST MAXIME MOMENTI

    jol ,

    But then all the nice countries are occluded, I don’t get it?

    el_abuelo ,

    Poe’s law is strong with this one!

    corvid_of_the_night ,

    LETS BRING FREEDOM TO THE GLOBE GRAPHIC 🚔🍔🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷

    JJROKCZ ,

    I like how three of those aren’t the American flag but the Liberian lol

    ook_the_librarian ,
    @ook_the_librarian@lemmy.world avatar

    I know it’s not relevant here, but since we’re talking globe etiquette: if your graphic of a globe shows New Zealand, be sure to shop it out to not reveal its location. At least cover it with a spoiler tag.

    nodsocket ,

    You forgot to censor N** Z******

    OurTragicUniverse , to nostupidquestions in Do the people in Reniassance festivals occurring in Britain also speak with faked British accents, or do they use faked French/Italian accents instead?
    @OurTragicUniverse@kbin.social avatar

    Renaissance fairs are an American thing. They don't exist in the UK.

    makyo ,

    You say that very confidently and are pretty well upvoted but I found several in a quick search:

    jorvikvikingfestival.co.uktewkesburymedievalfestival.orgfantasyforest.co.ukwww.renaissancefaire.co.uk

    OurTragicUniverse ,
    @OurTragicUniverse@kbin.social avatar

    Is this 'renaissance fair' branding is a new thing? I did a few historical/fantasy weekend larps when I was younger but they were never called 'renaissance fairs'.

    Kit ,

    Renaissance Faires are a more casual event versus LARPs. It’s usually for families. Some people do dress up but it’s not expected. Usually you just go for a few hours, watch a joust, do some shopping, and eat a turkey leg.

    HamSwagwich ,

    Don’t forget the Scotch egg!

    andrewta ,

    In Minnesota US they’ve been around since September 11, 1971

    Hogger85b ,

    I think larps are slightly different I would say https://loxwoodjoust.co.uk/immersive-festival/ where the visitors see the reenactors, and while some cosplay, the renenactment is a performance by a cast.

    Where as LARP (e.g. Empire) is all the "visitors" are in the cast

    pandarisu ,

    They might exist, but they aren’t widely known about like they are in the USA

    lapislazuli , (edited )

    “Rwy’n hoffi chi. Dych chi eisiau mynd i’r caffi gyda mi am baned o goffi?”

    =

    “I like you. Do you want to go to the café with me to have a cup of coffee?”

    I’m still learning Welsh, so this might contain mistakes, but it’s better than saying you don’t understand her… For future reference, you know.

    Edit: Meant to reply to the comment below me.

    squaresinger ,

    You call a fantasy event a renaissance festival?

    makyo ,

    Arguable but the last time I was at the RenFest in Larkspur, there were Jedi and Star Fleet officers there.

    squaresinger ,

    That’s the big difference between the US ren faires and the European ones.

    The ones over here are usually organized by castle museums or therelike, so in general, they are quite grounded in reality.

    You might have a herb witch or something like that over here, but you won’t have dragons, magic or Disney present there.

    ShaggySnacks ,

    Today I learned, people who lived in the medieval ages were big fans of Star Wars and Star Trek.

    Lmaydev ,

    They are super niche here. The vast majority of people will never have heard of them except in American TV.

    harrywrecker ,

    I've never heard of a renaissance fair over here. And one of the examples you give, jorvik viking festival, is surely set several centurias before the renaissance.

    IAmDotorg ,

    All Renaissance fairs are really medieval fairs.

    They ended up called Renaissance Fairs because a radio ad exec in California thought it was a more broadly appealing name when the first one was held, and it stuck.

    OurTragicUniverse ,
    @OurTragicUniverse@kbin.social avatar

    I've wondered about the name for a while, thanks for explaining!

    Emperor ,
    @Emperor@feddit.uk avatar

    You can find any number of re-enactment events/groups across the UK from Romans to Vikings to the Sealed Knot to WW2. For most of those Medieval festivals, especially the ones celebrating an event or place (second and fourth links - the first and fourth aren’t relevant to this), it tends to be a more touristy event rather than one visitors would get dressed up and involved in (until recently with the US influence).

    Summer Court Renaissance Fair claims to be one of the first US-style ren fairs:

    On the 6th of August 2022, we hosted one of the first American-style ren faires to make it to the UK!

    9point6 ,

    Definitely this, until apparently the one you’ve just linked, they didn’t exist in the American sense here. The closest you would get here before was out of work actors adding a bit of flavour to some otherwise-a-bit-dull landmarks or historically important places. And even then that wasn’t super common.

    I always saw the American style as basically a medieval themed Butlins experience. Pure entertainment rather than something ostensibly intended to be educational.

    Emperor ,
    @Emperor@feddit.uk avatar

    That’s it, the earlier ones were awfully dull and worthy and the Ren Fair influence has made it more fun, with visitors now encouraged to dress up and get involved. I wasn’t joking when I described them as Medieval cosplay.

    It’s a bit like how British comic conventions became Comic Cons - back in the day they were a few drafty halls in some relic of the Industrial Revolution or musty spaces in run-down hotels. Now they are Nerdvana, colliding with the old memorabilia shows of yesteryear where you could get a handful of old Doctors to sign something for a few quid and now have to throw a nought on the end of that. If you are lucky you’ll still find some actual comics tucked away in a side room where they won’t embarrass the starts of that sci-fi show that was slightly popular for a couple of years in the mid-80s.

    Hogger85b ,

    https://loxwoodjoust.co.uk/immersive-festival/ I think is closest to American ren faire.

    mineralfellow ,

    I watched a catapult fire projectiles into a castle moat outside of Cardiff at a medieval fair. Also got propositioned by a Welsh girl, but couldn’t understand what she was saying.

    rmuk ,
    • Yakkie-dah = hello; good morning/day; yes; correct; goodbye
    • Boy-o = boy
    • Ma-fan-way = girl
    • Cmyru-way = motorway
    • Cmyru-shypi = shop
    • Cmyru-foni = phone
    • Cymru-nana = banana
    • Llllllgoogllgoogll-y-cymrnllllll = the/a/I/you/we/us/him/her/them/up/down/this/that/those

    Now you can speak Welsh. Well done or, should I say, Yakkie-Cymru.

    lapislazuli , (edited )
    • Hello = Shwmae / S’mae
    • Good morning - Bore da
    • Day - Dydd
    • Yes - ydw, ydy (and other words, it’s a bit complicated)
    • Correct - iawn
    • Goodbye - hwyl
    • Boy = Bachgen / Hogyn (South Wales / North Wales)
    • Girl = Merch / Hogan (South Wales / North Wales)
    • Motorway - Traffordd
    • Shop - Siop
    • Phone - Ffôn, mobile phone - ffôn symudol
    • Banana - Banana
    • The - y, yr
    • A - (no article)
    • You - chi / ti
    • We - ni
    • Us - ni
    • Him - o
    • Her - hi
    • Them - nhw
    • Up - i’r lan
    • Down - i lawr
    • This - hon / hwn / hyn
    • that - hyna
    • those - hwnnw

    I can’t be arsed to write the pronunciation in IPA. Just go on Google Translate to hear how it’s pronounced or learn Welsh on Duolingo.

    Da iawn, rwyt ti’n gallu siarad / ysgrifennu Cymraeg nawr / rŵan! :)

    Ziggurat ,

    Renaissance fairs are an American thing. They don’t exist in the UK.

    I don’t know the UK, so I might be wrong, but it’s not an US only thing (beside the naming).

    I’ve seen various form of medieval markets/festivals on several continental Europe countries, and I don’t see why it wouldn’t cross the channel. Even though, Historical re-enactment is a niche hobby, it’s not that uncommon to find group focused on the a given historical period caring a lot about the details, no matter if they re-enact the Viking, The crusade, or Napoleon’s army (If you visit Belgium during the Waterloo battle anniversary, you can see these groups re-enacting the battle). LARP is also a thing in the whole western Europe, it’s way less realistic as we do have elves and orcs, the biggest worldwide runs in Germany Trailer and UK has also some big ones and a lot of smaller ones.

    So I’m sorry to disagree with your claim

    veroxii ,

    They exist here in Australia too. Which is a Commonwealth country with lots of English influenced heritage and culture.

    CordanWraith , (edited )

    I’ve never heard of anything like this in Australia, and I live next to a castle lol

    nslatz ,

    While not a renaissance fair exactly, there is a jousting tournament in Leeds Castle in Kent once or twice a year. It’s a lot of fun with armour, swords, horses, the whole shebang.

    Hogger85b ,
    afraid_of_zombies ,

    Pity. It isn’t even my thing but the few I have been to I have enjoyed. Kinda cool seeing how glass and metal tools were made back in the day.

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