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OurTragicUniverse , in What's happened to our society?
@OurTragicUniverse@kbin.social avatar

Yeah because it's sexual assault and not funny.

nodsocket ,

Facts

stevestevesteve ,

And who’s got boxers tight enough and pants loose enough that they’d have the boxers stay up when the pants come down? I’ve been pantsed and the undies definitely went with the pants

Ephera ,

I guess, if you’re wearing sweatpants? I feel like this requires rather loose pants to begin with. When I’m wearing jeans pants with a belt, my whole ass cheeks would need to come off for my pants to move…

Mango ,

Gangsters.

idunnololz ,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

Instead we should just wear our boxers outside so people can look at them. Normalize boxers in the workplace.

PhlubbaDubba ,

This edition of vogue fashion, supermaning it!

Kusimulkku ,

and not funny

Sometimes it’s funny

boatsnhos931 ,

STOP! DONT TOUCH ME THERE! THAT’S MY NO NO SQUARE! just kidding, touch it

girlfreddy , in so fluffy
@girlfreddy@lemmy.ca avatar

Everyone should have to pass a basic automotive knowledge course before getting their driver’s license.

dojan ,
@dojan@lemmy.world avatar

That’s not a thing where you live?

Dabundis ,

At least where I live, the licensing test covers rules of the road, not automotive knowledge. I think this commenter was referring to some test covering very surface-level knowledge of vehicles, with a focus on ways to tell if a car is unasafe to drive.

girlfreddy ,
@girlfreddy@lemmy.ca avatar

That’s what I was trying to convey but obviously failed at. :/

dojan ,
@dojan@lemmy.world avatar

I’m in Sweden, we get two big books of just theory stuff. There are entire sections on how deep the patterns must be, when you are allowed to use what type of tyres (summer, friction, studded), etc. along with what consequences there are.

You must have winter tyres between the 1st of December and the 31st of March, so long as there may be snow or ice on the roads. Studded tires are only allowed between the 1st of October through to the 15th of April as they wear down the roads and cause excessive pollution.

There is so much general car knowledge. Warning lights, optimal tyre pressure (which is variable depending on your car and the load), how to drive in an eco-friendly manner, child seats, it never fucking ends.

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AdaleiM ,
@AdaleiM@lemmy.world avatar

holy shit, my book was like 50 pages total, mostly about what signs meant.

dojan ,
@dojan@lemmy.world avatar

Oh the signs are in different books.

Milk_Sheikh ,

This, plus mandatory retesting every 5 years. New traffic signal’s & infrastructure, aging drivers, changing eyesight, refresher learning, etc

Algaroth ,

I got my license in Sweden and there are laws for when you must have summer tires and winter tires as well as how deep the pattern needs to be. This is all covered in the writing portion of the test. It’s quite possible that someone driving with wheels like that might get their license suspended at the least.

1984 ,
@1984@lemmy.today avatar

Yes it’s illegal to drive on tires with worn out patterns. I thought it was the same everywhere in the civilized world.

Crazyslinkz ,

TIL America is not civilized anymore.

Iron_Lynx ,

Never has been. *draws gun*

experbia ,
@experbia@lemmy.world avatar

it is. you’re correct.

us Americans, we seem to like to swerve deftly around many such useful civil universalities.

things you’d assume are vital to a peaceful, comfortable, safe people are often things that seem to baffle us.

i think this repeated swerving should disabuse anyone of any notion of the USA being a civilized nation, but somehow people keep classifying us as better than we are. lived here my whole life… not sure how someone could make that mistake, honestly. not unless they were really rich, I guess.

1984 ,
@1984@lemmy.today avatar

One big part is because of Hollywood. The entire world image of America comes from movies.

Once you start to look into the prison system, the justice system, the financial system… Well, nothing actually builds on any feeling of caring about its citizens at all.

AnUnusualRelic ,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

Hairy isn’t a pattern?

BastingChemina ,

For the driver licence in France there is questions like that:

  • how to recognize a worn tire
  • where to find the right tire pressure
  • check the oil level of the engine
  • check the brake liquid level …
MaoZedongers ,

People can’t do this?

Jesus christ I’m losing faith in the average capability of humanity

Hiro8811 ,

I mean Americans build straight parking lots since they drive sequential/automate

1984 ,
@1984@lemmy.today avatar

I lost it during covid, permanently. And I’m not joking. I saw things.

AnAngryAlpaca ,

In new Zealand, the only question is what the best Fast an Furious movie was.

remotedev ,

Wow, trick questions on it too? Brakes are a pad, not a liquid

purplemonkeymad ,

Brakes on cars are a hydraulic system. The check is for the fluid levels of the hydraulics. Without enough fluid, pressing the brake pedal would not depress the pads.

betterdeadthanreddit ,

Heat them up enough and they become liquid.

GladiusB ,
@GladiusB@lemmy.world avatar

It’s in the driving course. They just only include two or three questions.

girlfreddy ,
@girlfreddy@lemmy.ca avatar

In my province (Manitoba) there is zero basic vehicle knowledge provided in the Driver’s Handbook which is where test questions are pulled from.

brbposting ,

Everyone should have a universal basic income!

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In the long run, some renters wind up paying twice as much for their tires as they would have paid if they’d bought them outright.

Would only do that if you’re desperate. I’d bet 10:1, the tires in OP result from poverty.

PS: you’re not wrong!

RegalPotoo ,
@RegalPotoo@lemmy.world avatar

Or, alternatively, we should build cities where owning a car isn’t a requirement to hold down a job, and keep piloting a two ton death machine as a privilege, not a right

TheIllustrativeMan ,

Jesus, at $20/mo you would pay for a full set of the (expensive) OEM tires on my car in less than a year. They’re warrantied for 3 years of standard mileage, so even worse than double.

Kolanaki , in Rat snacks
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The villain in Ratatouille wanted to take over the restaurant, specifically for the name, so he could sell out with cheaply made frozen meals.

He was also a massive French asshole. 🤢

TheFriendlyDickhead ,

He was also a massive French asshole. 🤢

IWantToFuckSpez ,

He Fr*nch 🤢🤮

TimewornTraveler ,

ugh the Americans of Europe

RedAggroBest ,

Don’t insult Americans like that. Even we don’t deserve that much hate.

TimewornTraveler ,

it’s the perfect insult - there’s literally no one who wouldn’t be upset at this!

ILikeBoobies ,

So he was just a capitalist

RagingRobot ,

Did any of you go on the ride at Epcot? That shit smells like bread! Lol

Lucidlethargy , in Cant play monster hunter

To be fair, those are the worst controllers ever paired with a game console. My hands are smaller than this, but they still hate the controls.

jopepa , (edited )

I’ve heard that a lot but I have fairly large hands myself and really like the feel of them. I even have a set of joycons paired to my pc for shortcuts while I work with a stylus. Just don’t get how people have so much trouble with them.

Edit: I guess my thumbs have a stutter, and there’s no sense in a free advert for a service I wish had better alternatives.

clearleaf ,

I like them when they’re off the switch but not when they’re on it.

TheDoozer ,

Yes. Super comfortable just sitting holding the controllers, but my hands ache if I use them attached to the switch.

joenforcer ,

I don’t think they’re problematic, but as a slightly above average height American male, I feel like my hands skew towards the smaller side of average which makes a difference. I have no problem with the joycons attached to the console, and I’m also a big fan of the pro controller. A friend of mine who is notably much taller bought me pro-like third party joycons for Christmas and they hurt my hands to use in contrast to the OG that don’t bother me at all.

GladiusB ,
@GladiusB@lemmy.world avatar

Agreed. The triggers are far too small. The buttons are not in intuitive places and they are not very responsive. I try and play for Zelda, but wish I could pair a PS5 controller.

WarmSoda ,

Get an 8bitdo pro 2 controller. They have Xbox and PS styles. Good price, durable, easily rechargeable. And it also works with PCs.

Also: no drift.

ICastFist ,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

Also: no drift.

I really hate how Nintendo doubled down on saying drift wasn’t a real problem with their original joycons. Two out of two original left joycons got severe drift after little use. To make matters worse, the tiny L/R buttons when they’re unattached stopped working, so no more Super Mario Party without some cumbersome button remapping.

experbia ,
@experbia@lemmy.world avatar

wish I could pair a PS5 controller.

You can! I use a Mayflash Magic-NS for this. I got a few and plugged them into a USB hub on my dock and my friends have been able to use their own comfortable controllers they use for their pc games on my switch. been a big hit for smash bros. ps4/ps5 controllers support gyro inputs fine too. you can even configure it to switch button orders/layouts and stuff for you so you don’t get xbox/nintendo xyab/yxba glyph/button conflicts, if you need. big fan of them overall. they work on other systems and controllers too, you can pair joycons to your PC with it (shows up as Xbox controller), they’re like universal “controller language” translators.

GladiusB ,
@GladiusB@lemmy.world avatar

Oh this is entirely too much work lol I PC game 99 percent of the time. The Switch is just for Zelda. But thanks for the info!

FangedWyvern42 ,
@FangedWyvern42@lemmy.world avatar

I like using the Switch, but I can’t use it for longer than an hour due to the Joy-Con causing cramps. I’m definitely going to replace them with a third party controller.

xav , in Here as well

The reality is probably that kernel developers don’t get any younger nowadays. And believe me, when you get older, have children and less free time, your waistline suffers a bit. Or even a bit more than a bit.

Mr_Blott ,

kernel developers

Fancy word for a tree

TseseJuer ,

what’s all the fuss about a corn?

pomodoro_longbreak ,
@pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works avatar

Man I used to think there was no relation between what I ate and my wardrobe size, but eventually it really does catch up with you, especially if your day job is sedentary.

EnderMB ,

A lot of people laugh at this, but it’s painfully true.

Hell, I do Brazilian Jiu-jitsu three times a week, and lift/run on the other days. At a certain point for many, you just can’t outrun a bad diet, and maintaining anything other than a dad bod requires all that exercise AND a strict diet. Good fucking luck doing all of that with a screaming baby at home!

I never thought I’d be fat, especially since back when I was 18 I could smash a meal at McDonald’s and exercise right after, while keeping a six pack. Now, it requires double the exercise to not have tits…

LinkOpensChest_wav ,
@LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.one avatar

I was in the same situation. I started to walk and longboard every day and track my calories without exception.

Eventually, you can see changes and it becomes easier over time, but oh boy I never shame anyone for their body size, because it’s hella hard, and if you’re coping with other problems like depression or addiction, it’s gotta feel damn near impossible.

Hagdos ,

You don’t need a lot, or even any exercise, to prevent overweight. Diet is everything. The amount of extra calories you can eat for a run is easily outweighed by the extra hunger.

stinerman , (edited ) in Back in my day
@stinerman@midwest.social avatar

The concept of rewatching a movie is almost foreign to me now given that I have access to a library of tens of thousands of movies. It would have to be very good and something that whoever I’m with hasn’t seen.

Of course I used to watch the same movie about every month or so back when I was growing up in the 90s.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I have a daughter I enjoy showing movies I’ve already watched to. So I’ve been doing mostly rewatching, but with someone who has never seen, for example, Ferris Bueller’s Day Off before.

The best was her reaction to Repo Man. We got to the end and she said, “all of that for a flying car?”

deus ,

This is so sweet. Getting to show cool stuff you like to your kids must be one of the best things about being a parent. If I ever end up becoming one I’ll show my kids all the great Pixar movies and also the Emperor’s New Groove cause that one is a classic.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

It really is, although you have to tailor it to their tastes, which means not showing them some movies you want to. She has absolutely no interest in seeing Star Wars or Indiana Jones movies, for example. But she loves cult movies, so I’m enjoying showing her those.

ReplicantBatty ,

Life as a repo man is always intense.

pomodoro_longbreak ,
@pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works avatar

That’s curious because I find I rewatch more movies than ever before, since it’s so easy to find them, and I already know whether I like them or not.

Zoidsberg ,
@Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca avatar

The first thing I do when Return of the King ends is put on Fellowship of the Ring.

pomodoro_longbreak ,
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Honytawk ,

That does prevent you from finding new movies you like though.

pomodoro_longbreak ,
@pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works avatar

It might, but it definitely hasn’t. I work in some fresh blood on the weekends, when I feel up to taking a chance. Actually, I’ve got a date to go see Dream Scenario (Nic Cage 🥰) just this week.

ExLisper ,

Movies/shows I can still see many times today:

  • Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind - it’s just so nicely structured, you always notice something new
  • Glengarry Glen Ross - I finished watching it for the first time and I thought go myself “fuck, I could watch it again” and I did, watch the whole movie again straight away. I can still just go back and watch it. The acting is so amazing it never gets boring
  • Veep - best show ever, I’ve seen every episode probably over 10 times and I still watch it all the time, like when I’m cooking or something. It’s just soooo fucking perfect
stinerman ,
@stinerman@midwest.social avatar

I actually listen to Futurama to help me sleep. I’ve added some other shows I know just as well. They are in that genre of extraordinary media that I can watch/listen to/etc. over and over again.

buffaloboobs ,

the fuckin leads are weak? you’re weak.

ExLisper ,

What are you going to do about it, asshole?

state_electrician ,

Same. And Demolition Man holds the distinction of being the only movie I rewatched on the same day.

frickineh ,

I have trash taste, so I actually just continue to rewatch the same dumb shit I liked in the 90s so I don’t have to make a decision. I actually paid real money to buy Not Another Teen Movie a few years back because I rewatch it about once a year. I think we have too many options and they’re all on different services so it’s like fuck it, Men In Black for the 85th time.

PsychedSy ,

We’d rent The Princess Bride and Flight of the Navigator a few times a year.

smeg ,

I used to watch the same movie about every month or so back when I was growing up

I don’t think this is a technical limitation, I think young children really like repetition because their brains are still learning how to predict things

Gork ,

To the chagrin of parents who endure Cocomelon or Caillou rerun marathons.

stinerman ,
@stinerman@midwest.social avatar

This is true. My little brother watched “The Lion King” every day after school for a few months.

NABDad , in A good deal of IT work, too

It depends on how hard you push the envelope. The closer you get to doing something no one has ever done before, the more likely you are to be in your own.

Of course, any time you’re doing something no one has ever done before, it’s prudent to consider whether you should.

isVeryLoud ,

Wise words

xpinchx ,

Lol this applies to so many things. Maybe there’s some prestige to doing something for the first time, but really there were probably a dozen people that contemplated it and decided against it for good reasons.

TheEighthDoctor ,

Of course, any time you’re doing something no one has ever done before, it’s prudent to consider whether you should.

As a pentester I approve this message

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

“Ink is dry. Clicky thing doesn’t work. Fail.”

dubyakay ,

Don’t need google for that one!

AlexWIWA ,

I still have to look up basic things even when I’m doing that, sadly.

Things like “how do I reverse an array?” Will always be in my Google history because I can’t remember “.reverse” exists.

Could I reimplement “.reverse” or just read the docs for an array? Yes. Will I? Never.

Nahdahar ,

I feel you, my problem is that I switch between languages too much. I’m learning rust right now as a hobby, but I’m technically a frontend dev with years of experience in angular and react, and a couple months ago I have been put on a legacy rails project, which we’re rewriting for Angular x Java stack (thankfully my roommate is a Java backend dev, he’s been a lot of help) and on top of this I maintain my Cyberpunk 2077 mods written in lua, c++ and redscript (swift-like).

Send help.

AlexWIWA ,

How do I do thing that I do every day, but in this language I’m using today

Modding is definitely a nightmare though. One day I’m writing the latest python. The next I’m looking at some C library that was published half a decade before I was born and is for some reason deep in the bowels of the game engine I’m modding

wewbull ,

Doing something nobody has ever done before should be something we strive for.

Do we really need more websites that are really just front-ends on databases?

wason , in Should I quit my monthly expenses for alcohol?

Why no one’s talking about the math? Monthly expenses add to $49,000 times 12 equal $588,000 per year. That’s clearly not $300,000 and not even earning $400,000 gets you to the end of the year.

Jay ,

Because the joke is about spending so much money on things like porn and alcohol. It’s just a joke, no real statement of expenses.

Acters ,

Somehow, spending 12k/m on Uber rides and the gym costing 7k/m too

Klear ,

I don’t think it’s really joke. Posts like these rely on people going in and correcting every single detail they got wrong which counts as engagement for the algorithm and the post soars. Just look at the comments here.

Jay ,

Could be both, though

doggle ,

They’re paying $7k/month for a gym membership. Bad math is the joke.

Exusia , in Don't do the forbidden math
@Exusia@lemmy.world avatar

Calculator-as-a-service

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

When you break the subscription cost down into weekly payments, it seems very reasonable.

marcos ,

It costs less than a Stabucks coffee every 5 minutes.

R2DPru ,

I wouldn’t know. I can’t check.

slaacaa ,

Adless addition is easily worth it

chiliedogg ,

Yeah, but if you sign up for a year up front you get an additional 15 parentheses a month.

Aceticon , (edited )

The secret to selling the calculator subscription is to use the smallest possible time base for the quoted price since the potential clients can’t use the calculator to figure out the yearly cost of the subscription.

Blackmist ,

Addition = 1 mathgem.

Subtraction = 2 mathgems.

Multiplication = 3 mathgems.

Division = 5 math gems.

Square root = 10 mathgems.

100 math gems = £1.99.

1,000 math gems = £15.99.

10,000 math gems = £129.99. BEST VALUE

Chariotwheel , in The Aliens did a little trolling

There is only one race.

[writes down "humans" on ballot]

Decoy321 ,

False. There is also 3-legged.

SonnyVabitch ,
Wild_Mastic ,

mastodong map right there

NPC ,

Don’t believe this map. You don’t have to have 16+ cm to be a legend

SonnyVabitch ,

It’s self reported, so Hungarians have the largest of one of two things.

user224 ,
@user224@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Oh! Centimeters. Yeah, that makes a lot more sense.

For some reason the only 2 measurements on my mind were inches and millimeters.

SonnyVabitch ,

Both could be bad news depending on which end of it you are.

darcy ,
@darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

french propaganda

Etterra ,

We’re not playing Sons of the Forest over here.

CarbonIceDragon ,
@CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social avatar

I mean, in this scenario we’ve established that there’s at least one alien species as well.

Natanael ,

But does it have subraces of the species?

(technically there are no human races in biological terms, by the way, there’s not enough difference)

Scubus ,

Is rich a race?

Tb0n3 , in Scrooge mcduck discovers bankruptcy

$310,000,000,000,000,000. Quadrillion is a lot.

takeda ,

Yeah, this could be done better and would still send a message without unnecessary exaggeration.

ivanafterall , (edited )
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

Are you suggesting that Scrooge McDuck's net worth is less than $310 quadrillion? Second question: how do you know?

WhiteHawk ,

Bro, it’s a comic. They’re not trying to send a message, it’s supposed to be ridicilous.

topinambour_rex ,
@topinambour_rex@lemmy.world avatar

It is a comic done for kids. There is no message, except entertaining them and selling comics.

pinkdrunkenelephants ,

Lol nah, they absolutely have messages and have always had them.

No media can ever be there to have no message and only to entertain. They all have an underlying message whether it’s intentional or not because that is how all stories are made comic book or not.

Loulou ,

It does get the message through though because it’s just about feelings not about some actual danger.

wandermind ,

I mean, THE main character traits of Scrooge McDuck are that he’s stingy and absolutely ludicrously filthy rich.

kameecoding ,

being a billionaire is already filthy fucking rich.

let’s replace it with everyone’s most hated cunt, the Muskrat estimated networth at 225 billion.

let’s say he loses a million every minute, which is let’s be honest still a shitton of money, literally life-changing for at least 95% of the planet.

well at that rate of losses 1 million every minute

it would still take him 177 days to lose all his networth.

increase it to 1 million every hour, which is still a very good rate to be losing “money” and it takes him 29 years to lose it.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

This is a comic book. For children. Not an economics lesson.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I’d like to see you swim in a giant money bin with less than $310 quadrillion.

candyman337 ,

That man is single handedly funding the Disney cartoons universe

CitizenKong ,

Quackdrillion, in this case.

LazaroFilm ,
@LazaroFilm@lemmy.world avatar

That’s a ducking good joke.

LazaroFilm ,
@LazaroFilm@lemmy.world avatar

That’s a ducking good joke.

Honytawk ,

But not so good you have to tell it twice

Belzebubulubu ,
@Belzebubulubu@mujico.org avatar

They did the math.

SpaceNoodle ,

And today specifically, they did the monster math.

SirQuackTheDuck ,

Nov 1st?

SpaceNoodle ,

It was still today until I did a sleep. Now it’s tomorrow.

ASeriesOfPoorChoices ,

It was a graveyard smath!

JusticeForPorygon ,
@JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Now adjust for inflation. The comic was published in 1989. $1 then is $2.48 today. That’s a cumulative price increase of 148.22%, or an average price increase of 2.71% per year for 34 years. It is 4:30am, I am on a shuttle bus, and I am not showing any signs of going to sleep anytime soon.

pinkdrunkenelephants ,

So that motherfucker has almost a quintillion dollars.

What the fuck did he do, conquer Ceres?

Tangent5280 ,

Down with the duck; Ceres belongs to the belters, Beratna

pinkdrunkenelephants ,

You know, oddly enough, I just started watching The Expanse and it’s actually not all that bad of a show. At least they try to do zero-G right

WildlyCanadian ,
@WildlyCanadian@lemmy.ca avatar

What an odd way to phrase that lol. The Expanse is one of my favourite shows, and I’ve heard nothing but positivity about it online. The way you said this makes it seem it’s generally considered a bad show…

pinkdrunkenelephants ,

That’s because I thought it was going to be bad, but it’s actually one of the best shows I’ve seen in years. I feel bad for missing it when it first came out.

They have the guy from Punisher in it :D Thomas Jane. Ohh, I hope they keep making more and that it keeps being good.

And I hope actual human expansion into space never looks like that.

WildlyCanadian ,
@WildlyCanadian@lemmy.ca avatar

I think it’s been confirmed that season 6 is the last one, at least for now. I really hope they adapt the last 3 books in the future though, I love this series so much

To be honest, I haven’t watched season 6 yet despite it having been out for over a year now, cause I don’t want it to end 😭

Vorticity ,

The total of all world assets is somewhere in the realm of $500 trillion. So, McDuck owns around 2,000 times all of Earth’s assets combined.

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Of course, he also lives in a world with anthropomorphic animals, so it’s safe to assume it’s not our world.

Vorticity ,

The ducks don’t talk to you?

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Even when they do, they’re not six feet tall and wearing clothes!

Vorticity ,

So, now the question is which one of us has a problem.

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

I’m gonna say both of us.

CanadianCarl ,

He rounded down the number for some reason. This is how much money Scrooge McDuck has, $315,576,000,000,000,000. That is with leap years included.

JusticeForPorygon ,
@JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Okay what about inflation

Just multiply by 2.48 I suppose

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

$782,628,480,000,000,000 in today’s dollars.

JusticeForPorygon ,
@JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

782 quadrillion dollars. That’s the United States economy.

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Far more. The US GDP is only in the trillions.

JusticeForPorygon ,
@JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

IDK why I said United states, I meant the planet. Microplastics must’ve took over for a second

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Still more. The planet is something like 500 trillion.

MonkderZweite ,

Inflation is likely higher, since McDuck has way more of the cake than realistic.

JusticeForPorygon ,
@JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

He be causing hyperinflation with that money

Gordon ,

Let’s see, you posted this about 19 hours ago, starting value was 315 with a bunch of zeros… yeah someone else can do the math, but I think our buddy scrooge will be just fine.

redballooon , in She sounds fun

Uh… What a long winded intro to a nsfw dad joke

vodka ,

Welcome to greentext

XEAL , (edited ) in Time to crack open the military-grade repellant

Dwight_Sheldon_mode on

It’s “mosca”, which is just a common fly

Moc OP ,

You’re invited to my house whenever we’re hosting the in laws

paddirn ,

Commenter gives a logical answer with information that is probably well-known for a good chunk of the world (Spanish speakers), yet it’s somehow still mind-blowing. Like “whoah, that’s where that came from!”

Chunk ,

In Spanish you have one tamal but two tamales. In English you have one tamale, two tamales. We incorrectly removed the pluralization from tamales and now we have this hybrid word, tamale.

InfiniWheel ,

Which people also occasionally call “mosco”

Diprount_Tomato ,
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Never heard that (I’m a native Spanish speaker)

lauha ,

Yes, but spanish is spoken all over the world. Who knows where the commenter is from

bdonvr ,

Well there is a lot of regional differences in Spanish

Lemminary ,

I have in Mexico

Diprount_Tomato ,
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Yes, but it just means mosquito

es.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mosco

Lemminary ,

Right, that’s what I’m saying, “Traes un mosco/mosquito/zancudo atrás”

Diprount_Tomato ,
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But it doesn’t mean fly

Lemminary ,

I’m not sure what you’re getting at but I don’t think anybody implied that

Diprount_Tomato ,
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It’s mosca, or common fly

Also called mosco

victron ,
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The meme is funny nonetheless.

Aaaalso, in Mexico calling a mosquito “mosco” is fair.

gravitas_deficiency , in Anon meets a girl

Ah yes let me just pull this up on my 1920x120000000000000000 monitor that I’ve got in portrait mode

MyFairJulia ,
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I suddenly feel like a cheapskate with my 4 32:9 monitors in portrait mode mounted on a vertical column.

electriccars OP , in As an OG Reddit Sync user of over 10 years, all this arguing really brings a tear to my eye. 🥲

My reply to all the naysayers:

Thanks for making Lemmy feel like home, it wouldn’t without you!

The reality is it’s a free world, regardless of what morality you put on things there are going to be things that happen that you don’t like. That’s life.

Like it or not Lemmy has had explosive growth because of apps like Sync. Because of them being killed off by Reddit. If it weren’t for the drama of Reddit doing that, I and millions of other users wouldn’t be here right now as we’d still be on Reddit.

Even people who weren’t using the 3rd party apps left Reddit because Reddit’s actions left a bad taste in their mouths.

So, morality of one guy charging for his honest work in creating the paid or ad supported app aside, you should be thanking the apps including sync for helping drive so many users to Lemmy.

If you yourself don’t want to use a paid app, then that’s okay! We’re all allowed to respond or react to things how we want, but being incredibly divisive for something that a lot of people wanted and that really is inconsequential is almost universally frowned on.

Just let people do what they want and don’t shoot them down for it. More options for browsing Lemmy = more Lemmings = more content.

Much love my dudes! We may disagree on this but we agree on many many many more things I’m sure, just because we’re on Lemmy instead of Reddit in the first place is proof of that! ✌️

victron ,
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Well put. Also, I hope this whole topic dies soon.

electriccars OP ,

Me too. I can’t wait for the next subject of Lemmy drama! It makes me feel alive! 😂

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