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sunzu , in LOCK EM UP

We simping for pigs around here now?

nightwatch_admin ,

Pigs are intelligent and kind animals, please find a better insult.

Stalinwolf ,
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thesporkeffect ,

I don’t like that this semi-humanizes the prison industrial complex but for today, it’s hard to be too mad about it.

loomi , in Before it's too late!

I fight bleed and groan monthly 🤷‍♀️

pyre ,

that’s why you don’t need to be taught those things. you need lessons on long hair and pink

tpihkal ,

Women, smh. Do we have to explain everything‽

Agent641 ,

I fight, bleed and groan every time I go to the toilet.

SatansMaggotyCumFart , in Gaming battlestation

Nice cloaca.

Apytele , (edited ) in Alternative Medicine

If you leave the salt out the oil will allow you to rub the muscle deeply and promote fresh bloodflow full of oxygen and nutrients to the area to help it repair itself without irritating the skin with the friction. Also do some research into “comedogenicity” and try out some oils that are less likely to clog your pores to see what works best for your skin. I’ve personally had the most luck with Argan oil but every body is different. If you leave the salt in you can get a good exfoliation going so maybe save that for your feet.

variants ,

Could I just inject oxygen for immediate relief

Apytele ,

If you wanna risk an embolism, but you’re unlikely to hit a vessel meaning it’ll probably just hurt really bad.

LogicalDrivel ,
@LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz avatar

So what your saying is use liquid Oxygen then, got it.

fushuan ,

So use actual massage oils instead of olive oil, or hot pomades.

Banichan , in Lifetime achievement
@Banichan@dormi.zone avatar

Would just love to see that acceptance speech.

Annoyed_Crabby ,
ivanafterall , in Jesus take the wheel
@ivanafterall@lemmy.world avatar

Wtf is a roundabout? This ain’t Europe.

Diplomjodler3 , in LOCK EM UP

Let’s make this the emblem of this campaign.

Zink ,

Or if not, can we get the transparent aggressively smiling Kamala face in the corner of all election related memes?

MisterCrisper , in Fishin' really clears the mind

Looks like it provides full fivehead coverage.

Norgur , in LOCK EM UP
@Norgur@fedia.io avatar

If Donald is immune, isn't Kamala immune if she orders the FBI to throw him in the brig if (please, don't fuck this up! VOTE!) she becomes president?

bjoern_tantau ,
@bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de avatar

Wouldn’t she already have those powers now as vice president?

Norgur ,
@Norgur@fedia.io avatar

We'd have to ask the Supreme Court if that's the case and the way those "super neutral judges" act... maybe we wait until after the election for that one.

nightwatch_admin ,

Why not let the current president do it? He is still in office.

folekaule ,

And better yet, he’s not running for re-election.

nightwatch_admin ,

Exactly, going out with a


<span style="color:#323232;">* B O O M *  
</span>

and no one can lay a finger on him.

snooggums ,
@snooggums@midwest.social avatar

Pretty sure SCOTUS carved out the exception for only the president based on their bullshit logic that the president needs to act without waiting a few seconds to consult the president’s army of lawyers waiting on standby 24 hours a day.

mkwt ,

Specifically several sitting justices have previous white house administration experience where they had to worry about consulting their lawyers because of the illegal stuff they were doing (like Iran Contra).

Ilovethebomb ,

Just sit down in the corner for a minute, and think of how trump’s supporters would react if someone actually stole the election like that.

There’d be a civil war.

Duamerthrax ,

They’re already demanding civil war if he loses fairly.

Ilovethebomb ,

Yeah, that’s my point. He lost fair and square, and they refused to believe it and staged an insurrection. If you actually did pull something like that, out in the open, there would be a second civil war.

zbyte64 ,

Biden could do it after the votes are cast, but to what end? We really need a functioning justice system …

CaptainSpaceman , in Fishin' really clears the mind

Is this the squidbillies hat?

MrJameGumb ,
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

Possibly. He wears a different one in every episode.

salvaria , in uh oh

I appreciate the corners being cut off of this meme

xkbx ,

It’s a well-rounded meme

DragonTypeWyvern , in LOCK EM UP

The ACAB leaving my body when Trump actually faces consequences

Console_Modder ,
@Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works avatar

They can be bastards and still do their job

alquicksilver ,
@alquicksilver@lemmy.world avatar

Also, some would want them to be their usual bastard selves to some convicted felons.

idiomaddict ,

If they did their jobs and only their jobs, way fewer people would call them bastards. They still would be, but much less so.

Duamerthrax ,

Is Trump’s spray tan enough for some cops to actually arrest him?

thesporkeffect , in Fishin' really clears the mind

Fish hat dump below this post :::

thesporkeffect ,
thesporkeffect ,
BreadOven , in Fishin' really clears the mind
ivanafterall ,
@ivanafterall@lemmy.world avatar

I need:

Women Fear Me

I Don’t Fish

BreadOven ,

Nice. I kind of want the bucket hat.

Diplomjodler3 , in Somebody's got a case of the Mondays

That’s me every Monday. And Tuesday. And Wednesday…

Bahnd ,

Could never get the hang of thursdays either.

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