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Thoth19 ,

This one always hits me in the feels. Just like the sad one about the guy who’s wife and kid never existed.

CADmonkey ,

This is basically how I feel with my wife. Totally not worthy. But so far she seems to be sticking around.

Asudox ,
@Asudox@lemmy.world avatar

That seems interesting. Bookmarked to read later.

MonkderZweite ,

Any way to make long images like this default short in the preview in Liftoff?

NotSpez ,

Nowadays I read so much stuff on the internet that I wish wasn’t not true. I hope this one is.

PS: not OP, check username difference please.

spez OP ,

ah yes, my arch rival!

NotSpez ,

Our battle will be legendary!

AA5B ,

Yeah, it is a nice story that I also hope os true.

However

— I always wondered whether this 4chan style of writing is real, or just parody

— now I wonder if ChatGPT can do it

Edit: yes it can! In honor of this post, I asked ChatGPT to write a love story in 4chan style, and it did!

NotSpez ,

There was a whole subreddit dedicated to AIgreentexts, it was quite good sometimes

Corkyskog , (edited )

It’s both for sure. People have discovered real live green text authors (people give out too many details, and yes there have been some very creepy “sightings”)

If Jessica is real, it’s very likely someone found Anon. There would likely be like 1.5 Million ppl within 3 degrees separation. Assuming American, that’s probably 1.3 M Americans (to underestimate). If you remove people over 55 and under 13, that means that ~1% of the people you know have seen your greentext.

killeronthecorner ,
@killeronthecorner@lemmy.world avatar

That Jessica’s name?

Albert Einstein

AccurstDemon ,
@AccurstDemon@sopuli.xyz avatar

Just here to say, fuck this long image

Psythik , (edited )

OP is insane if they think that anyone wants to actually read a fucking 500 page novel written by some random dickhead from 4chan. Ain’t happening.

tabularasa ,

Shame. It’s a wonderful story. I think you could take the 5 minutes to read it.

Psythik ,

Then please give me the Sparknotes summary. I have ADHD; I can’t focus long enough to read this entire thing regardless, even if I wanted to.

AcesFullOfKings ,

Sounds like a you problem. If that’s true then you don’t have to be dickish about it in the comments. Just bc you don’t want to spend 6 mins reading a nice story doesn’t mean nobody else does.

Thoth19 ,

Guy is depressed. Meets blind girl. Goes on dates with her. They are cute together and get married. Happily ever after.

alertsleeper ,

read it in a couple minutes, totally worth it after seeing 50 Trump-mugshot memes

Track_Shovel ,

Plot twist: Jessica, at 12 or a little older, got black out drunk, stole her parents car, crashed and killed 2 people. ‘blunt force trama’ from the crash cost her her eye sight.

PatFussy ,

Tldr

thorbot ,

Yeah this looks like something I want to decipher https://i.imgur.com/crqT2hY.jpg

Death_Equity ,

I came here for shitposting, not to feel.

Jackolantern ,

Wow what a nice read. Brought tears to my eyes. True or not, this shows the magic healing powers of love.

gravitas_deficiency ,

Ah yes let me just pull this up on my 1920x120000000000000000 monitor that I’ve got in portrait mode

MyFairJulia ,
@MyFairJulia@lemmy.world avatar

I suddenly feel like a cheapskate with my 4 32:9 monitors in portrait mode mounted on a vertical column.

Smartboystupid ,

Didn’t read lol

original_ish_name ,

Your loss

JoMiran ,
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

I want to believe.

undeffeined ,

Fake or not, it was great to read a nice story.

jayrhacker ,
@jayrhacker@kbin.social avatar

Not sure if I buy it but someone is cutting onions around here…

Iron_Lynx ,

Great stories don’t have to be real to be enjoyed.

kyle ,

A feel good story and anon feels the need to announce his beloved’s D cups? It’s a nice fantasy he’s made about some girl that spilled water on him that one time.

alertsleeper ,

I choose to believe

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