There have been multiple accounts created with the sole purpose of posting advertisement posts or replies containing unsolicited advertising.

Accounts which solely post advertisements, or persistently post them may be terminated.

boatsnhos931 ,

He got on water wings(4 Pontoon boats)… or he’s got a lot of gas from eating those spicy Asian femboys and is naturally buoyant

lowleveldata ,

OMG is this what whales do too? What about other fishes?? What have they been lying to us??

Holzkohlen ,

And boats and icebergs. Even me. I can’t swim, I just extend my legs. and fake it.

zarathustrad ,

www.snopes.com/fact-check/manatee-farts/

bitchkat ,

I always assumed he was in a Harbour or near shore.

Thteven ,
@Thteven@lemmy.world avatar

Seamounts are a thing too.

bitchkat ,

I don’t know what those are so I never assumed that.

EddoWagt ,

I don’t know either but I think they’re probably islands but just don’t reach the surface

TheOakTree ,

That is basically what a seamount is, yes.

mcqtom ,

He’s obviously built himself thousands of little elevators over millenia. What did you guys think he was doing down there? Sleeping?

Holzkohlen ,

In his house at R’lyeh

Codilingus ,

The new Godzilla Minus 1 movie actually goes over this, >!they even use it against Godzilla to try and defeat him.!<

bitwaba ,

Everyone is in here talking about Godzilla legs.

No one is talking about the Godzilla pizza slice.

EmperorHenry ,
@EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

clearly he swims when he’s not in the shallows

chemicalwonka , (edited )
@chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Finally a pertinent question. Thanks

lightnsfw ,

https://reddthat.com/pictrs/image/a186327b-e498-457e-92fa-331c368e60f3.jpeg

SoleInvictus ,

https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/pictrs/image/9045d244-320e-45e1-8034-fee66cedaebb.png

TheSealStartedIt ,

Case closed

phorq ,

Good work Ducktective, what would we do without you…

Sam_Bass ,

Everyone always thinks the ocean is super deep from the beach outward. This is not the case. Just because a boat will float seemingly close to shore doesnt mean the hull is way down in the water

Tar_alcaran ,

An aircraft carrier only has a draft of some 12 meters. Godzilla is over 100m. Much of the North Sea is only like 40m deep, with shallows much less than that.

KingOfTheCouch ,

That’s how I usually interpret it except in Godzilla Minus One :

Tap for spoilerA whole plot point is that he is in 1500m of water

Makeitstop ,

He’s firing from both ends.

kuneho ,
@kuneho@lemmy.world avatar

I mean, most people doesn’t even question how a dude walked on water, either.

Jerkface ,

He was the son of Godzilla, after all.

ArcaneSlime ,

1000002568

BlemboTheThird ,

It’s way cuter if he’s kicking his stubby ol legs

prettybunnys ,

I like to think he’s treading water, Godzilla is an expert in synchronized swimming.

GeorgeTheFourth ,

Yeah all the above is head canon for me now.

Madison420 ,

Squid locomotion.

Socsa ,

Godzilla is a duck confirmed

alphacyberranger ,
@alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works avatar

Quackzilla

smuuthbrane ,
@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works avatar

He came from the deep ocean, and nobody thinks he’s just the absolute master at treading water?? SMDH

tyler ,

I mean he clearly just walks out of the water in the movies, he’s not suddenly coming up, like you clearly see him slowly get higher and higher out of the water as he gets closer to shore. Also the ocean isn’t that deep close to shore.

Num10ck ,

or maybe its godzillas stacked all the way down.

  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • •
  • [email protected]
  • random
  • lifeLocal
  • goranko
  • All magazines
    •