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punkcoder , in .sıɥʇ puǝɥǝɹdɯoɔ ʇ'uɐɔ puıɯ lɐıɹǝɥdsıɯǝɥ uǝɥʇɹou ǝɥʇ
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really struggling to figure out if I should vote or down vote this, and which direction that should go.

ininewcrow ,
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I’m having a hard time too … I had to get a ladder to pick up my phone from the ceiling

xx3rawr , in Let π = 5

Pi is now 5 due to inflation

PhlubbaDubba , in Return to monkey then?

Technically we pay for all the shit that makes living on earth less brutal than what the monke has to put up with on a daily basis

Money tends to be less painful than getting mauled by a predator trying to scavenge food

Also we have beer! No seriously archeological evidence suggests beer was the main selling point of settled civilization for a lot of groups, so much so that it was the money until someone in turkey figured out you could use weird metal disks for that instead.

cm0002 ,

Fr, capitalism sucks absolute ass and there are better systems we can revolve around.

BUT if it’s between capitalism and going back to having to forage, scavenge, fight nature itself on a daily basis and all the other crap all other animals have to deal with…mmm yea I’ll stick with capitalism lmao

umbrella ,
@umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

well yeah, capitalism was a step up from feudalism and so on.

hperrin ,

Let’s go back to the beer economy, where your money goes bad eventually if you don’t drink it. Elon Musk would have the largest reserve of rotten beer in human history. He deserves it.

PhlubbaDubba ,

As satisfying as that would be parabley speaking, it’d also ruin our ability to organize commerce and infrastructure at a grander scale than a single region that happens to have a good breadbasket to get the beer crop from.

anarkatten ,
@anarkatten@lemmy.ml avatar

less brutal for us, more brutal for everyone else

UnderpantsWeevil ,
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Money tends to be less painful than getting mauled by a predator trying to scavenge food

Easy to say when you’re ensconced in the imperial core. But I wouldn’t want to be living on the periphery. Humans are far crueler and more destructive than any natural predator.

A jaguar won’t double-tap your house with a missile strike, to make sure it kills everyone inside and then any neighbors who rush in to help. An orca won’t spend six years running caricatures of you in a tabloid newspaper, in order to build up enough bigotry and fear against your neighborhood that there’s no push back when local politicians green light it for “slum clearance”. No chimpanzee ever worked at Abu Ghraib or Vladimir Prison.

What humans do for money is far worse than what any predator has ever done for a meal.

cm0002 ,

That’s because they’re not capable of doing those things, of the animals you listed, I could absolutely see them doing those things if they had the intelligence and capabilities to do so.

Especially Orcas, what you listed would be an easy day for them, they’re a bit of an asshole.

Most animals on this planet will do whatever it takes for their next meal that their capabilities will allow for because that’s the only way to survive in the wild.

UnderpantsWeevil ,
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I could absolutely see them doing those things if they had the intelligence and capabilities

If you reduce other species to aesthetics, sure. Big Orange Man ultimately behaves the same as Smaller Brunette Man. But there are a bunch of sociological elements you’re leaving on the table. Different species organize and interact with each other and their peers very differently. The Chimpanzees and Bonobos have night-and-day different social hierarchies and organizing principles, despite only minor variances in genetic traits.

Most animals on this planet will do whatever it takes for their next meal

But then what? We’ve long since solved the problem of the next meal. You don’t need to send a man to the moon looking for the next meal.

If anything, we’ve seriously lost sight of solving for “the next meal” on a long term scale, as we engage in the kind of industrial activity that degrades and collapses our arable biome.

analog , in Amazon "search through reviews" is blindly just running an AI model now

Tried something simple but something LLMs find…controversial? I asked for a joke about men, then a joke about women and got the obvious response back of “No I don’t feel comfortable making a joke based off gender.” So I hit with this doozy. Yeesh https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/e750fae0-ff80-4c7f-9478-0bce165a962d.png

fine_sandy_bottom ,

I love this so much.

Zikeji ,
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Cold_Brew_Enema ,

This sounds like a joke an 8 year old would tell, and it’s hilarious.

Acinonyx , in AI or DEI?

how about black nazis or female asian nazi soldiers?

https://lemmy.sdf.org/pictrs/image/e1be75ad-d3a0-404a-9837-b274b124f52f.png

FlyingSquid ,
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With that sort of diversity, can we really say the Nazis were all that bad?

EmoDuck ,

female asian nazi soldiers

That’s someone’s fetish, isn’t it?

Mandarbmax ,

Never ask a woman her age, a man his salary, or a white supremacist the race of his girlfriend

gmtom ,

Is Cumsock a race?

derpgon ,

Depends, ask how it identifies. I am sure at this point it’s sentient.

reverendsteveii ,

well now it is. thanks, i guess…

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Wait until you hear about Golden Retriever Nazis.

MightyGalhupo ,

Thats me

yamanii ,
@yamanii@lemmy.world avatar

Saga of Tanya the Evil

omnomed ,

It has been 4000 years and I’m still waiting for season 2…

yamanii ,
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There was a movie, and the 2nd season was announced last year.

omnomed ,

Yeah I know, it just aired so long ago and I watched it way back in 2017. Good shows like this just makes me feel impatient.

ember ,

Thisis what the nazis would’ve looked like if they were Asian or black

KSPAtlas ,
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Why does the first guy remind me of patrick bateman

robocall , in Draftposting
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“I don’t want to kill innocent people” is a perfectly acceptable response

Thranduil ,

I only want to kill innocent people

ninjan ,

Far more likely to actually get you out of service

bdonvr ,

And into the local PD

Deceptichum ,
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I only want to kill my commanding officers who are forcing me to go there.

Thranduil ,

Instant promotion to the top. Cant kill your co if you are the co

mojofrododojo ,

You should enlist with these guys.

twitter.com/PStyle0ne1/…/1756220075483299864?ref_…

xx3rawr ,
BoxerDevil ,

Bur won’t get you out of it. They will just give you a non combat role

programmer_belch ,
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Maybe say “I like throwing grenade backwards like bowling balls in wii sports?”

DigitalTraveler42 ,

Also conscientious objectors exist, even when conscripted through the draft they were relegated to non-combat roles, the same exists for the American military now, it takes all types of people to keep a war machine running.

Xtallll , in Mongolian. Like the barbecue.
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The French, whenever you see an English word and none of the letters make sense, we stole it from the French.

TxzK ,

yet another reason to hate the fr*nch 🤢

Jerkface ,

What? I thought it was the main one.

seliaste ,
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French bashing is overdone and unfunny

TxzK ,

39 people disagree apparently, not counting me. Humour is subjective after all. If anything, forcing your humour to others is even more overdone imo.

seliaste ,
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i dont rly care, just saying that its rly annoying and fucking dumb

TxzK ,

Well I don’t care about your opinion either. We have so much in common 🥴

seliaste ,
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Why do you keep answering then

TxzK ,

I may not care about your opinions, but I do care about getting that message to you. It’s called communication btw

Vakbrain ,
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Déjà vu

CurlyMoustache ,
@CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world avatar

C’est la vie

LemmyKnowsBest , (edited )

C’est la vie

C’est la guerre

C’est la pomme de terre

CurlyMoustache ,
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I love that ABBA song!

miss_brainfarts ,

Guerre and pomme de terre are both feminine too, so you’d use la

LemmyKnowsBest ,

ah ok i will go fix it

jaybone ,

Don’t tell me what to use.

dalekcaan ,

Ceci n’est pas une pipe

Resol ,
@Resol@lemmy.world avatar

Avec la pomme de terre on fait les frites 🍟

LemmyKnowsBest ,

This is why they’re called FRENCH fries. Because we’re speaking French.

Resol ,
@Resol@lemmy.world avatar

They’re made in Belgium, and half of Belgium speaks French.

bluewing ,

You leave potatoes out of this. They are literally the food of gods and glorious when fried!

Edit: I grew up on a farm next to a small river in Minnesota called Pomme de Terre. And due the light sandy soil, it was excellent for growing pomme de terres and sugar beets.

stebo02 ,
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whenever you see an English word and none of the letters make sense

that just about describes half the English vocabulary

garbagebagel ,

I recently learned the correct spelling of the word prerogative and I still haven’t recovered.

stebo02 ,
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at least it doesn’t have random h’s like thorough etc.

Kiwi_Girl ,
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Burrough turned into burrow and borough, both pronounced differently to brow, rough, trough, thought and through.

I hate English.

stebo02 ,
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The funniest about this is that I once watched a video on interesting languages to learn and they were like “this language is super interesting because you spell everything the same as you pronounce it”… yeah like any normal language?

trolololol ,

I understand languages get to change over time and once upon a time edinborough was actually pronounced close to it’s spelling, not the butchered edinbra of today. But why the fuck hasn’t the spelling catch up completely puzzles me, since no other language I’ve heard of has issues to the same degree.

stebo02 ,
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Right? If the pronunciation changes, change the spelling too.

uis ,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

Прерогатива. More spelling for you.

tkc ,
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Literally said how its spelt though? Am I missing something?

garbagebagel ,

I’ve always heard it pronounced per-ogative, not prr-ogative

uis ,
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La Marseillaise intensifies

rickyrigatoni ,

we stole it from the French

The French invaded England and forced them to adopt their horrific clown language. FTFY.

NigelFrobisher ,

Actually the Normans, who were Vikings who rocked up in France and caused such a stink that the crown granted them lands in the north to shut them up. 1066 was basically a succession crisis between three cousins vying for the English crown.

Lucidlethargy ,

Honestly, the original question was a good one. That snarky reply in the original picture was pretty douchey. There’s a lot of interesting history behind linguistics.

chemical_cutthroat , in I had some that looked exactly like this
@chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah, we called them “Portables.” They were there long before I came, and will be there long after I am dead. Long live our plywood fortresses.

onion ,

For me it was containers like these:

csm_DSC_0241_babf69b668-633186999

Long live our tin fortresses

GiddyGap ,

At least you had windows. My kids are in a pretty new school building, but most of the classrooms are located in the middle of the building without windows and natural light. Seems like another one of those “only in America” things.

onion ,

Yeah the “middle” was the school yard surrounded by narrow buildings

Zekas ,

I’m sad to report it’s very much not limited to America. My local university had these things pop up to some considerable height because one of the buildings was condemned due to mold. Condemned about three years ago and is still standing. There’s also a number of schools using these things because they burned down or got condemned or whatever, I’m not entirely sure. At least one of those has been going two years longer than it was supposed to.

GiddyGap ,

Oh, I’m not talking about these “temporary” container-like structures. I’m talking about newly built permanent school buildings that have no windows in the classrooms. I’ve never seen that outside the US.

sukhmel ,

I would guess that it depends on health regulations. For instance, in some (most?) countries it’s illegal to have a hotel room without a window and I presume, the same is applied to school rooms.

Makes me wonder if there are school rooms without windows in China, where you are allowed to build hotels without windows 🤔

sjmarf OP , (edited )

My school had several holes in the middle of the building to avoid this. Most of them just have gravel at the bottom

someguy3 ,

What’s with the cable at the top between sections?

nao ,

Not only at the top, there’s also cables at the bottom between sections and what looks like a cable duct mounted in front of it with a bunch of cables coming out at the top

onion ,

The cable duct looks like ac lines, and the yellow cables at the bottom are probably grounding

onion ,

Grounding, to make sure the containers stay at the same electric potential

gila ,

Demountables for us

Kcap ,

Did you go to Summer Heights High?

gila ,

Not far off

veroxii ,

I’m pretty sure ours was asbestos… back in the 80s.

Speculater ,
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I’m pretty sure ours are still there 23 years later.

kinther ,
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Portables

Yup, that’s what I was told they were called.

slingstone ,

I was searching the thread to see if everyone called them that or if it was regional.

Maultasche , in dno
RGB3x3 ,

What is this from?

Maultasche ,

Tamen de Gushi, sometimes also called Their Story

JackRiddle , in Learn something new every day

I lost the game. Now prepare to die.

PP_BOY_ OP ,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

What?

RedditWanderer ,

He’s literally Inigo Montoya.

name_NULL111653 ,

My name is Inigo Montoya,

You make me lose game, prepare to die!

PP_BOY_ OP ,
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What?

_dev_null ,
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Say “what” one more goddamn time!

PP_BOY_ OP ,
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What?

Forester ,
@Forester@yiffit.net avatar

Shouldn’t you be in a town hall organizing instead of shit posting?

PP_BOY_ OP ,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

You were literally parotting conservative “bootstrap” propaganda on a serious post about the displacement of exploited communities around the world fuck off repub shill lmao

Forester ,
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My condolences to your English teachers.

Also, you should probably look at someone’s profile before you call them conservative. For instance, you could look at some of my posts or even what instance I’m on and make some much more educated deductions.

I didn’t realize my single line of dialogue to you, me stating that you should take some personal responsibility for the situation you find yourself in was conservative propaganda.

PP_BOY_ OP , (edited )
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

MuH PeRsOnAl ReSponSibilIty

I think the phrasing you used was “go wallow in self-pity like a pig,” to my rational argument that “um hey guys gentrification is bad,” and yes, it is conservative propaganda. But please try to put on the holier-than-thou “I’m unemotionally attached to this argument” tone that everyone hides behind after they make a fool of themselves in an online debate.

I’m very sorry to be the bearer of bad news about you actually being a conservative capitalist puppet, but I don’t believe your brain rot is past the P.O.N.R. Maybe spend a few weeks reflecting and reading, and you might be ready to have those grown-up conservations

Forester ,
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milkytoast ,
@milkytoast@kbin.social avatar

oh fuck you

tvbusy , in Piers Morgan gets owned

I regret looking up the clip: youtu.be/jNFOVkB6JjQ

Sorry to say to my UK friends, it looks like these people have no manners when it comes to debating. Asking a question and then proceeded to shout over them. I’m surprised they still have viewers.

gigachad ,

Here is the video with time stamp of the quote www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNFOVkB6JjQ&t=604

ABoxOfPhotons ,

No need to apologise as Piers Morgan does in fact not represent the UK, I’m fairly certain that he is almost universally disliked.

EnderMB ,

Apart from the flag-shaggers and gammons that want someone to “tell it like it is”

sukhmel ,

Also, seems like he represents the universally existing layer of people that couldn’t care less about moral or ethics

snek , (edited )
@snek@lemmy.world avatar

I couldn’t hear half the shit Piers said or any of the other people because he keeps talking over them like a gigantic baby. What a total loser.

DAMunzy , (edited )

OMG it was bad. Nothing understood because off the yelling

M137 ,
@M137@lemmy.world avatar

of*

DAMunzy ,

Thanks!

irish_link ,

Holy hell, It hurt watching that so freaking much.

It was not worth watching it just for that moment. I am blown away at how much he kept saying something with a response being the opposite of what he wanted and then him repeating it. “I did protest Obama” “I already told you I don’t know” “I don’t know the number” dude, I am amazed at her patience with a grown man acting like a toddler that didn’t get his way.

Swarfega ,

That’s typical journalism on ITV and Channel 5. BBC has its moments but it’s not as bad. I simply can’t watch news on these channels for this reason.

Pons_Aelius , in Same?... Yes, Same

Well, once you are an adult...you can make your own decisions on both issues.

Until then I would suggest not doing either.

Yondoza ,

Great advice!

Viking_Hippie , in 4chan prepared me for this debate 😏

Only took them 3 minutes too! Must be a small company or the world’s most effective HR department!

dopeshark ,
@dopeshark@lemmy.world avatar

Maybe he shouted a very specific word, that one that begins with a N

Viking_Hippie ,

Nantucket? I heard there once was a man from there…

EatYouWell ,

Nincompoop?

TheSanSabaSongbird ,

I once got a temporary ban from one of the larger subreddits for calling someone a nincompoop. It was considered “abusive” language. At least that’s what the mods said. I suspect it was more to do with me having an unpopular opinion though obviously I can’t prove it.

TriPolarBearz ,

No, he was saying “that” in Mandarin

Ragdoll_X ,
@Ragdoll_X@lemmy.world avatar

I too hate Naturwissenschaft

Viking_Hippie ,

My least favorite subject in the Danish equivalent of high school and one of the other classes was Latin!

Klear ,

Nagger?

SonnyVabitch ,

niggardly

ReCursing ,
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I don't think he is a knight who says "NI!"

abobla ,

PLEASE DON’T SAY THIS

Kolanaki ,
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Someone call I.T. in here.

TheEntity ,

"Normies"?

abobla ,

NcDomalds

IWantToFuckSpez ,

Nimrod?

peopleproblems ,

“No u?”

idunnololz ,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

Nitrosomethylurethane

ReplicantBatty , in Bad day

Pretty sure that’s Hank Hill

balderdash9 ,
Wogi ,

HE HAS DIMINISHED GLUTES

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar
Gork ,

I tell you hwat

TonyHawksPoTater , in 412
@TonyHawksPoTater@kbin.social avatar

The limit for him was 412.

GrimSheeper ,

Yeah, RIP that dude but I’m built different

ivanafterall ,
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First to 420 nuggies shall ride eternal, shiny and chrome. And I myself will carry you through the gates of Valhalla.

name_NULL111653 ,

It will take all the Valkyriar to carry the mortal frame of the one who is worthy… May Bifrost support their most holy mass.

GissaMittJobb ,
Redrum714 ,

Yea that guy is just a lil bitch

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