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verdigris , in Choose your ultimate lineup!

A SOAD + Deftones + AAF concert would fucking slap.

Sunforged ,

I was looking at it and it’s the only correct answer. Those are the only bands from that era that I go back to for more than just a nostalgia hit.

HipHoboHarold ,

There were a few other bands I wouldn’t mind seeing on there, like Slipknot does seem like they put on a good show. StaticX is a band that has a few songs I still listen to.

But over all I keep looking at those three, and I wouldn’t be willing to trade them for any of the other bands.

AccmRazr ,

That’s my go to but another great lineup would be Slipknot, Mudvayne, and Static X/Drowning Pool.

steal_your_face ,
@steal_your_face@lemmy.ml avatar

Keep aaf then we have a deal

verdigris ,

They’re definitely not a band that I actively revisit, but compared to most of the shit on this list they’re better than tolerable.

Vespair ,

Ditch AAF, pocket $10 and have a great concert

VonCesaw ,

You could buy almost 1/3rd of a numetal t-shirt with that $10!

winterayars ,

This is like the best actual answer.

cashews_best_nut , in Big brother looking out

I don’t get it?

tiredcapillary ,

Looks like the FBI kept his message from going through because it was a faux pas on the senders side to not know who Joe is.

Assman ,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

Joe mama

Emanuel ,

Joe mama

Sotuanduso ,

Who’s Joe mama?

Tja ,

The first lady with her own zip code.

Sotuanduso ,

Jill Biden has her own zip code?

PatFussy ,

Yeah sure

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

Ligma balls!

Badeendje , in Useful information
@Badeendje@lemmy.world avatar

There is a railway all along the shores and no station what where these scientists thinking?

FQQD ,
@FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz avatar

“The wheels on the shore go round and round, round and round”

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

As usual, they were too preoccupied with whether they could to consider whether they should.

superduperenigma ,

“I want to get off Mr. Bone’s Antarctic Ride”

saigot ,

Its the Snowpiercer train.

user224 ,
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YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH , in Relationship advice?

Wow this guru of AI and rationality is a dipshit. Makes me wonder about all those Silicon Valley folk and vc people that take him seriously. 🤔

tomi000 ,

You do realize this is satire though?

monko ,

No, I know this dude’s deal, he is 100% for real (or trying to get a reaction, but that’s not satire on its own). His posts are often like this.

Fisch ,
@Fisch@lemmy.ml avatar

Wait what?! Not for one second did I think that this could be anything else than satire

monko ,

Yudkowsky is well-known for his work in AI. He occasionally makes jokes, but it’s usually about AI (not relationships). I know that on his profile, it says something like “when I don’t use punctuation, it’s a joke,” akin to Reddit’s /s.

And yeah, he left off a period on the first post, though not the other two. But that said, he rarely makes multi-part jokes. It’s pretty clear to me, having read his posts and articles for a while, that he means this.

To further clarify that this is a “rationalist” of the highest order, consider that he wrote a half-a-million-plus word fanfic of Harry Potter, but with Harry studying science instead of magic: en.wikipedia.org/…/Harry_Potter_and_the_Methods_o…

skulblaka ,
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I hate that I love that story, but HPMOR is actually genuinely really good.

monko ,

No shame in that! It is actually pretty well-written, and it has some engaging points. I’m not “anti-rationalism” or anti-this-guy or anything like that. LessWrong did more for global altruism than I ever will.

I’m just pointing out that a person who has dedicated their entire public persona to an ideology (or lack of one) is probably not joking when they start evaluating romantic partners with supposedly objective percentages.

tomi000 ,

No way haha. Right?

jubilationtcornpone ,

No kidding. Anyone who thinks the hallmark of a good relationship is being able to determine the point at which they would dump their SO for someone “better” and somehow distill that down to a concrete (yet still highly subjective) number should just avoid relationships altogether. At least until they’ve consulted a proctologist about removing their head from their own ass.

AgentGrimstone , in Taylor Swift on her way to her plane

You can’t just use your local shopping plane to travel across the state. That would be so embarrassing!

DrCatface , in tfw you go to the grocery store and accidentally make sad yearning eye contact with the girl you were imagining your life with because she had cool hair and a cool jacket

so this actually worked for me one time i was at the shops with a homie and i locked eyes with a v cute girl checking out and got this shiver down my whole body and a depressing epiphany that id never meet her or know her name. anyway turns out my homie knew her and sent her a msg asking if she wanted my contact info, she said yes and msgd me asking about the cute girl shiver i was talking to my homie about. we dated for a year but just didnt really click

moistclump ,

That ending though :(

Kase , in Lol

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/992899ca-2f28-4728-a472-c63f070c61ef.jpeg

If reception means to receive, then anyone who is given the package (receives it) is by default a receptionist. Therefore, if the delivery person hands the package to anyone, they’ve handed it to a receptionist. /s

NightAuthor ,

But “ist” in this context says that this person does this receiving regularly, likely as a hobby or profession. In which case, OOP would likely know if there was a receptionist that would have taken the package.

So, I’d probably go with receptioner which is more open to uses in situations where the person acted as receptioner this time, but not necessarily as part of a thing they do regularly.

Kase ,

You make a good case!

pleb_maximus , in Still got it

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

abbadon420 ,

A manly man

baggachipz , in This is so true

conversate

🥴

SomeoneElse ,

When “converse” isn’t edgy enough.

kautau ,

Converse is like 2-3 sentences. Conversate is holding a conversation over 5 minutes or more

SomeoneElse ,

Not according to the dictionary. Conversate literally defined as “to have a conversation”. A conversation isn’t limited to interactions over 5 mins. More from Merriam-Webster:

Converse functions as a noun, adjective, and verb, and conversate is synonymous with only one sense of the verb use of converse (“to exchange thoughts and opinions in speech”). Furthermore, conversate is a nonstandard form, and widely frowned upon in formal writing.

I think it’s fair to say it’s widely frowned upon by most English speakers. It’s longer than the original word, has much more limited usage, and it immediately makes you sound like an idiot. It’s awful.

gmtom ,

Its a perfectly cromulant word

PyroNeurosis ,

On par with “orientate”

tigeruppercut ,

Or adaption, conversely

eezeebee ,
@eezeebee@lemmy.ca avatar

Adaptate 😤

shasta ,

Not really because that’s just the British way to say it. Conversate is just wrong.

CoffeeJunkie ,

Came here to roast on that, too. 😂 Attempting to make fun of someone who “can’t conversate” is just too rich.

…and as a former business major…all I have to say is, you’re either going to be a business (of sorts) or work for a business. Hopefully, you will also be dealing with money. Knowing what makes businesses tick, and understanding money, isn’t a bad thing. 🙂

Looking at present-day society & towards our future, I’d definitely steer more young men away from college & towards trade schools & the like.

Meron35 ,

I think it’s converse. Just say talk.

Gork , in Kool-Aid

There must be some perverse incentives for the Kool-Aid Man to sell the blood of his species to humans.

GregorGizeh ,

It’s called money

ericisshort ,

Yeah, I know a few humans that also trade the blood of their species for that same perverse incentive.

jaybone ,

9 out of 10 mass murdering cult leaders recommend.

rambling_lunatic ,

They prefer Flavor Aid.

jaybone ,

So embarrassing when my friends from the other cult come over and we have the store brand suicide drink.

byroon ,

Is the Kool-Aid Man one of a species? Are there multiple of this MF running around?

LinkOpensChest_wav , in Sometimes things just line up
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metaStatic ,

Born down in a dead man's town

RootBeerGuy ,
@RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

You are stuff

UntouchedWagons ,
@UntouchedWagons@lemmy.ca avatar

Born just in time to be stuff.

klemptor , in Call me for all your home design needs.
@klemptor@startrek.website avatar

What the christ dude.

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

It’s called fashion look it up.

NeatNit ,

I like people who are fashionate about their work

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted , in Disgustang
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

What the fuck did I just read and how do I get what you’re smoking?

Imgonnatrythis , in Hmmm...

Why is he saying no? I think that is what spiritual means .

MxM111 ,

No, there is no spiritual without spirits. Or alcohol.

Omgboom ,

alcohol is a holy substance designed to allow man to communicate with God’s holy machines (cars) more efficiently and deeply

IWantToFuckSpez ,

That’s the spirit

platypode , in Doing the important work
@platypode@sh.itjust.works avatar

Is this a common problem? I’ve almost never had a burrito fall apart on me unless it outright rips–I once made the mistake of ordering a burrito in Scotland, and that was pretty formless, but it was also less a burrito and more an embarrassment hiding under an ill-fitting tortilla.

SkyezOpen ,

I know next to nothing about Hispanic food in general, but I’ve gotten a few food truck burritos in southern California and it opening was not on my list of concerns.

Ghostalmedia ,
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

My general rule of thumb is that I don’t eat Mexican food in places where there aren’t many Mexican people.

bobs_monkey ,

Yup, made that mistake once while living in Vermont many years ago. As someone who grew up in socal, it was brutal.

JoShmoe ,

I bet you didn’t know the burrito was invented in America.

Viking_Hippie ,

Not true. Small donkeys existed for millions of years before the United States 😛

eestileib ,

I’ve got an urgent update about American demographics for ya…

jaybone ,

Make Burrito Great Again

Viking_Hippie , (edited )

That’s easy for you to say, but some of us like burritos and live in Europe!

And yes, you CAN get good Mexican food here. Nowhere near as good as in the US near the border, of course, but MUCH better than in the worst US places for it like idunno, North Carolina or Alaska or some such 🤷

meyotch ,

Utah used to be partly in Mexico territory before the recent unpleasantness and it has many good Mexican restaurants.

Viking_Hippie , (edited )

Ok, I guess I’ll change it then… How about North Carolina?

Viking_Hippie ,

Btw, I love that you apparently refer to the 1848 Treaty of Guadalupe as “the recent unpleasantness” 😆

meyotch ,

Shhh, don’t talk about the war!

Viking_Hippie ,
Case ,

Waited all summer for the Mexican place in Gardiner to open when I worked in Yellowstone. Gardiner is on the border with the park.

Anyway, myself and two friends, all of us from Texas, were very vocally disappointment. It was so bad. The pizza place was great though.

johannesvanderwhales ,

Mission style burritos aren’t particularly Mexican, though. But they also shouldn’t be particularly hard to eat.

farfarawaay ,

For me, I tend to overstuff my burrito innards. As a result, I’m not able to fold in the ends over the heaping pile of innards so this tape would actually help me get that coveted wrap action without making me address my lack of self control.

MaoZedongers ,

bro just use two overlapping tortillas for a larger burrito

farfarawaay ,

TWO tortillas!? In one burrito!??! This is forward thinking… https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/9979bc85-fa52-48f9-a1f4-8f41fceb0bef.png

variants ,

Or use bigger tortillas or make two smaller burritos for innards to tortillas ratio

johannesvanderwhales ,

That adds a lot of calories, of course…

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