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tea , in Gardening

Every sign, every rule, every law has a story as to why it is necessary.

MewtwoLikesMemes , in Keep honking!
@MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world avatar

IN THE MIDDLE OF MY BACKSWING???

ChronosTriggerWarning , in False Dichotomy Rule

That second panel is an image you can hear.

ShinkanTrain , in Loyalty

I thought the breakfast gun went on the left side of the table?

teamevil ,

Clearly this is propaganda!

chemicalwonka ,
@chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Probably AI made

SidewaysHighways ,

Probably a la mode’

Even_Adder ,

The table isn’t set for breakfast yet.

JargonWagon ,

What are you talking about? The breakfast gun is there. Table set.
/s

Even_Adder ,

I forgot what passes for dining in some parts of the country.

CaptPretentious , (edited )

No no, breakfast gun goes on the right side, what’s wrong is it’s laying the wrong way.

Freefall ,

This guy eats breakfast safely

Twitches ,

So from is in the left because there is for letters in left and four in fork. So what side does the gun go?

Cryophilia ,

I think you might be having a stroke.

Twitches ,

Wow, that was a bad one. User name check out? Lol

chiliedogg ,

Only if you’re a lefty.

Cross-drawing at the table is rude.

helpImTrappedOnline , in Loyalty

Some board room somewhere

Bossman "Alright team, what should we change to ensure our company is not seen as racist according to white people on twitter?

Person 1 “Increase represtation of different races and cultures across our brands?” ejector seat activated

Person 2 “Hire someone qualified to have this conversion?” ejector seat activated

Person 3 "Get rid of Aunt Jemima so people don’t accosiate our brand with black people anymore?

Bossman “brilliant! Someone get me a raise for coming up with that.”

the_crotch ,

It’s not about associating the brand with black people. Aunt Jemima was a mammy, straight out of a ministrel show. She was a racist stereotype of the loving and attentive house slave

helpImTrappedOnline ,

They could have come up with a new character…instead they got rid of it all together. Just say its Jemima’s niece who carries on the recipe.

borari ,

Bro my syrup doesn’t need lore.

helpImTrappedOnline ,

Why not? my cereal does.

elephantium ,
@elephantium@lemmy.world avatar

You’re a monster if you’re putting syrup on cereal!

helpImTrappedOnline ,

Darrn…I guess that means I’m not a monster.

HawlSera ,

Fuck that shit, I’m all about the Breakfast Canon

Cryophilia ,

No, she was an accurate depiction of actual Black Southern grandmas, both pre and post slavery. The whole “this represents slavery” thing was bullshit cooked up by white people. My 3rd grade teacher looked EXACTLY like Aunt Jemima and she made some bomb-ass cookies.

Siethron , in False Dichotomy Rule

Set to drain?

ChronosTriggerWarning ,

Secret destroyers?

the_dopamine_fiend ,
@the_dopamine_fiend@lemmy.world avatar

Hold you up to the flames?

lemonmelon ,

What do I get?

darvocet ,

For my pain?

Enkers ,

Betrayed desires?

the_dopamine_fiend ,
@the_dopamine_fiend@lemmy.world avatar

And a piece of the game?

PeriodicallyPedantic ,

Mom’s spaghetti

/Slowpoke

Konstant ,

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  • Swedneck ,
    @Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    i know

    TSG_Asmodeus ,
    @TSG_Asmodeus@lemmy.world avatar

    You’re missing about 50 a’s and i’s.

    neclimdul ,

    More like draiiiaiaiain

    ShinkanTrain , in Keep honking!

    Honkfaidh ár lá

    thefartographer , in False Dichotomy Rule

    Considering Billy Corgan’s numerous visits to Infowars, that response might still imply a specific shape

    darvocet ,

    It’s sad I’ve had to boycott their music.

    johannesvanderwhales ,

    I wouldn’t go to one of their shows (it’s not really the same band anymore, anyway), but if you stop listening to every band where a member is a piece of shit you’re going to miss a lot of really good music.

    darvocet ,

    I don’t give them the streaming plays. I’ll enjoy it if i hear it organically.

    johannesvanderwhales ,

    This is why piracy is the moral choice.

    Konstant ,

    Really, what was he doing there?

    Snowclone ,

    He’s a huge fucking asshole. He’s also why I learned in my late 30s that his music WASN’T about being a bisexual atheist who mocked heteronormative Christianity. I was just projecting.

    I can only listen to his music when I’m willing to think interpritation is as valid as intent.

    mogoh , in False Dichotomy Rule
    ReallyActuallyFrankenstein ,

    Thanks!

    Also - wow, the AI resizing is painfully shoddy. They really do just run it through Topaz and don’t even check the settings, do they? And I guess some (corporate?) YT accounts can swap out videos and not lose their view count, upload date and URL.

    EmperorHenry , in Loyalty
    @EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    A buddy of mine and I did some research into the real-life aunt Jemima.

    Apparently she was a really cool lady.

    brown567 ,

    The African American Registry of the United States suggests Nancy Green and others who played the caricature of Aunt Jemima should be celebrated despite what has been widely condemned as a stereotypical and racist brand image. The registry wrote, “We celebrate the birth of Nancy Green in 1834. She was a Black storyteller and one of the first Black corporate models in the United States.”

    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aunt_Jemima

    brown567 ,

    Her financial freedom and stature as a national spokesperson enabled her to become a leading advocate against poverty and in favor of equal rights for the black population. She used her stature as a spokesperson to advocate against poverty and in favor of equal rights for individuals in Chicago.

    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nancy_Green

    CaptPretentious , (edited )

    So instead of celebrating her on the bottle, or doing something to recognize her… They go the other direction and just remove her.

    Freefall ,

    Activists tripping over their own feet…as usual.

    HawlSera ,

    Eyup, this is how you know it’s performative instead of actually fighitng racism.

    HaleHirsute ,

    I saw news reporting about it at the time, and if I recall correctly her descendants were actually proud of her being the mascot and thought it was cool.

    EmperorHenry ,
    @EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    “Her descendants like her image being on the syrup bottles! BUT THAT’S A HECKIN RACISM!”

    HaleHirsute ,

    I know it’s all messed up and just in case I’m not ok’ing racism that’s for sure.

    garbagebagel ,

    Reminds me of when they tried to kill Speedy Gonzales. It sure as heck wasn’t mexicans that were complaining then, we love that little mofo.

    FiniteBanjo , in The fools!

    I tried to find a gif of those old high quality dancing elmo toys but I can only find gifs of people setting them on fire and blowing them up.

    TotallyNotSpez , in False Dichotomy Rule

    Despite all my rage I’m still just a rat in a cage!

    ChronosTriggerWarning ,

    That sounds like something a Spez would say…

    Assman ,
    @Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Now I’m naked

    bitwaba ,

    Nothin but an anal mole

    Iapar ,
    PhlubbaDubba , in Gardening

    Does that change what you get? They’re all still tomatoes even if some of them are shaped or sized different.

    LodeMike OP ,

    Yes

    wander1236 ,
    @wander1236@sh.itjust.works avatar

    If you don’t think even any cherry tomato tastes different from any large tomato, you need to find better tomatoes.

    simplejack ,
    @simplejack@lemmy.world avatar

    Tomatoes are like Apples. Different varieties have wildly different tastes.

    PhlubbaDubba ,

    See that made it very clear, on that note though, any chance I could get a recommendation for one to use in a meal prepped omelette?

    simplejack ,
    @simplejack@lemmy.world avatar

    Roma or maybe plum. They’re not a giant water balloon and won’t make it soggy.

    Maybe go with sun dried versions or those of you want something a little less sweet.

    Ilovemyirishtemper ,

    They are different for what you’re doing with them. If you’re eating them fresh, you probably want sweet cherry tomatoes or yellow bell tomatoes. If you want them for sandwiches, you might go with a beefsteak tomato because the shape and size make the slices perfect. If you’re canning them for sauce, you’ll want romas because they have less juice in them, meaning you can shave off a good chuck of time to get the sauce to thicken. And as others have said, the flavors are different as well.

    Clinicallydepressedpoochie , in Front and Backflipping

    “History is written by the victors satirists that fooled the mysterious ‘answers box’”

    can ,

    If that ends up our legacy it would be pretty funny

    lugal , in heh

    haha

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