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Da_Boom , in She did her best ok?
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Our class party’s were always “bring a plate” type parties - parents would give the kids a plate of something to contribute

It was the best.

Annoyed_Crabby ,

Potluck is always the best way to have a party, everyone contribute something.

Kolanaki ,
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I remember doing “stone soup” which was kinda the same thing. There’s just one big pot of soup and everyone contributes ingredients to it.

JusticeForPorygon ,
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I feel like that could go really great or fucking terribly depending on what kind of friends you have.

“I contributed beef!”

“I contributed potatoes!”

“I contributed a bag of doritos!”

“I contributed this bottle of moose piss!”

You know, duality of man type thing.

Kolanaki ,
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Yeah… It was in kindergarten and 1st grade, so it could definitely get weird when it’s the kids choosing what goes into the pot.

ApatheticCactus ,

“I contributed a bag of quickrete!”

Yeah that wouldn’t work here.

robocall OP ,
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I’d show up with a bay leaf

aeronmelon ,

“No no, that’s good! Everyone give Timmy a hand, he brought something edible this time.”

prole ,

I mean, I guess bay leaves are technically edible…

AlecSadler ,

I love this comment because I recently learned bay leaves are hilariously divisive.

There are some pretty heated / humorous articles out there about them. I love it.

Annoyed_Crabby ,

Ooo, hot pot, it’s also a very nice way to have dinner party.

Wes_Dev ,

Potluck with friends: Great!

Potluck with strangers: Disgusting!

aeronmelon ,

Potluck is best luck!

Mr_Blott ,

party’s

For fucksake guys

aulin ,

For fuck’s sake, guys

FTFY

feedum_sneedson ,

fugseg

Mr_Blott ,

Naaaah in Scotland “fucksake” is definitely a single word!

nexguy ,
@nexguy@lemmy.world avatar

“Naaaah. In Scotland…”

Fixed

Mr_Blott ,

Have you actually heard a Scottish person speaking? There’s nae commas or full stops, just a stream of incomprehensible drivel from start to finish

Wes_Dev ,

Now I hear it spoken like:

Oh, fer fhucs sayk!

awwwyissss ,

It’s

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

Monty Python’s Flying Circus!

HowManyNimons , in I don't like what I've seen, man

You had me worried for a minute there. Had to check I wasn’t in a community for Facebook memes.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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We can make it so if you want!

HowManyNimons ,

Deploy the minions!

samus12345 ,
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HowManyNimons ,

Glorious.

diannetea ,

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

StuffYouFear , in Amazon "search through reviews" is blindly just running an AI model now

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/8430cb9f-b6f6-458d-9a64-361e91fe0566.jpeg

So good for more than just python, wondering how far we can push the programming aspect.

Son_of_dad , in literally me

Nolan has lost the plot and has become one of those directors who loves the smell of his own farts. Can’t hear my shitty audio? That’s your fault! You didn’t understand my ridiculous plot? That’s your fault! Etc.

Raiderkev ,

Hot take, but the one where Matthew McConaughey gets stuck in a bookshelf was ass too. It started out good, but then got way too up it’s own ass with interdimensional nonsense.

keyez ,

MURPH

Desistance ,
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And here I thought that Interstellar made the most sense out of many of his movies.

linearchaos ,
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I’ll give them that I didn’t see it coming.

The plot was far too convenient. No spaghetti faction no title forces he could just navigate the tesseract like it was walking across the room.

bitwaba ,

Gargantua is a super massive black hole.

Spaghettification is caused by the gravitational force experienced at your head being different than the gravitational force experienced at your feet. A black hole formed by a dying star is in the neighborhood of 30km in radius. With a small black hole like that the differences in gravity experience between your head and toes is what leads to the spaghettification.

That’s not the case with a supermassive black hole like the one at the center of our galaxy which is the kind Gargantua was supposed to be. Those can be as large as the sun (700,000km), and that’s on the small end. Some can even be the size of our entire solar system. Because of their enormous size, the gravitation difference you’d experience between your head and toes is negligible.

And as far as navigating inside the black hole goes, that’s actually what Roy Kerr says - the guy that solved the Einstein field equation for a rotating black hole. He says that in the case of a rotating black hole, the singularity at the center is not a single point but a ring. And because of that, spacetime is warped in a way that that would make it navigable. You wouldn’t be able to leave (move back up past the event horizon), but you would be able to stay inside and have some effect on your location through your own force. At least that what he says. I’ll take his word for it since he’s spent a few decades studying it.

As for the bookshelf… yeah, sorry. Science doesn’t say shit about bookshelves inside a black hole. But, you know, it’s a movie. It’s probably a metaphor or some shit. But Christopher Nolan did a surprisingly good job of being accurate with the theoretical science of a black hole. Feel free to continue to hate the movie for saying love is a fundamental force though.

Sources: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supermassive_black_hole

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRir6-9tsJs&t=10m22s

JamesStallion ,

It is Kwantafyeable

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  • linearchaos ,
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    Lol didn’t proof read dictation.

    Spaghetti-fication. No getting stretched out. Which I realize is just an untested theory

    excitingburp ,

    You didn’t understand my ridiculous plot?

    Why is it such a sin to cater to a different audience to you? If you don’t enjoy his movies then don’t watch them. He’s one of a handful of screenwriters who does complex stuff, there’s an absolute deluge of lighter stuff for the rest of you.

    What would you say to a person who continues to eat fish, even though they hate it and spit it out each time? “Stop eating fish, that’s your fault.”

    Jtotheb ,

    I tend to disagree with your opinion here. There is a level of objectivity within the realm of taste. I will continue to warn people not to eat pea gravel even if it has a great mouthfeel, for instance.

    The plot is less complex than it appears at face value, because at face value most people are lacking the dialogue that despite Nolan’s protestations has a lot of valuable information within it. Is it great art because he makes you suffer for it? Is The Prestige worse because it’s enjoyable to rewatch?

    excitingburp ,

    I don’t consider The Prestige to be one of his better works. I like to be left thinking. The Prestige has closure and explanations built in. It’s like the age-old books vs. movies argument: people nearly always say the books are better because books offer the reader agency. It’s not merely because they enjoy looking down their noses at us movie goer mortals - they enjoyed the books more because their preferred interpretation of the words were layered above the literal text.

    I didn’t suffer through Tenet, I was completely immersed - which almost never happens for me. I needed absolutely none of the muffled dialogue to figure out what was going on - and I didn’t watch it in a cinema.

    And if you hated it and suffered through it, that’s fine too. I don’t get why you have a problem with other people enjoying it.

    CallMeButtLove ,

    To offer a different perspective, I feel like that argument works more for something you knew you didn’t like from the beginning, but less so for something you used to like. I don’t listen to bands I don’t like but when an artist I do like puts out a string of albums I think suck, it’s hard not to give each one a shot thinking “maybe this one will be better.”

    LodeMike ,

    Christopher Nolan movies are good, they just drag on.

    Oppenheimer was exactly 3 hours and 18 seconds.

    frickineh , in Choose your items

    I mean, is it permanent or do I have a plan for getting back to now? If it’s permanent, the gun and bullets because fuuuuck that. I’m not living in medieval times as a woman. Even if pretty much all of history wasn’t a horror show for women, I have like, zero useful skills and I’m pretty sure I’d only understand about half of what people were saying because Old and Middle English were a total suckfest (and that’s if I didn’t end up somewhere they spoke fucking French or some shit).

    If I’m just there for tourism, none of it. I’m not trying to get burned for witchcraft while I’m sightseeing.

    Zoidsberg ,
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    The language thing is a good point. Am I in 1000CE North America? Because I can fumble my way through French, but absolutely cannot speak Siouan.

    pressanykeynow ,

    I’d only understand about half of what people were saying because Old and Middle English were a total suckfest

    So kind of like modern England

    Lumidaub , in 89 stories 🤖

    not everyone gets it

    emoji

    tja ,
    @tja@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Yes Bing has to end every message with an emoji, which can lead to funny conversations

    Amir ,
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    0ops ,

    Holy fuck I’m dying 🤣

    VieuxQueb ,
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    Wow ! That’s way out of control ! I can’t stop laughing at it but just imagine if it were a real condition. That guy is dead.

    toomanypancakes , in Bottomgear
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    Now this is the kind of high quality content I come here for

    WolfLink , in Haha (b/j)eans

    Missed opportunity to make the histogram Jean-textured

    Betch ,
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    owenfromcanada OP ,
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    Brilliant. No notes.

    Betch ,
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    Thank you 🙏

    9point6 ,

    No no, the weary sagejak should have a jloak

    HootinNHollerin ,

    Please someone

    Betch ,
    @Betch@lemmy.world avatar

    Fuuuckin’ hell. I don’t know if I can keep up with this. We’re gonna need a highly trained squad of elite jeaners.

    https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/b9f59d74-f0f7-434d-a785-b400ad7d2c9d.jpeg

    HootinNHollerin , (edited )

    The meme has fulfilled its jestiny 10/10

    BarrelAgedBoredom ,

    Now it’s too high quality for shitposts! I’ve deepfried it out of an abundance of cautionhttps://lemm.ee/pictrs/image/4621f481-2788-4634-af28-1dfee558731e.jpeg

    Betch ,
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    Ahhhh much better. Thanks!

    Honytawk ,
    Betch ,
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    Jesus Christ, well I guess I got what I asked for. A highly trained squad of elite jeaners.

    …What have we done…

    owenfromcanada OP ,
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    I gochu fam ^^^

    owenfromcanada OP ,
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    lugal ,

    The meme is in the comments

    GluWu ,

    No. Sorry. Cannnot cum. Need bean jeans.

    Betch ,
    @Betch@lemmy.world avatar

    Unique jink you got there. I bet finding a jartner hasn’t bean easy.

    OpenStars , in Jennifer Lawrence
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    This is where John Oliver would jump in to say: except that’s not who this is bc one of them is fake.

    And then continue with: except that’s a lie bc actually, two are fake!

    terry_tibbs ,

    Never trust a man with two first names.

    Viking_Hippie , (edited )

    “Von” isn’t a first name, it’s German for of/from. Same with the Dutch “Van”, the Italian “da”, the French “de” (though that one might mean "the ", I’m not sure) and several other examples from different languages

    NABDad ,

    What about three first names? Does the third one cancel out the second, or is the effect cumulative?

    FlyingSquid ,
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    Rodeo ,

    The Thomas family in my town always names their first son Thomas.

    Thomas Thomas the fifth is the most recent heir to this sobriquet.

    zigmus64 , in LGBT with a twist

    I literally thought the T was going to be titties, and was prepared to laugh. Now I’m just sad.

    samus12345 , in This line is chilling
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    terribletortoise , in The Cox-Zucker Machine

    Source. For research purpose.
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cox–Zucker_machine

    smooth_tea ,

    Crap I’ll never be able to slide that into a casual conversation.

    terribletortoise ,

    That would be a highly specific casual conversation!

    can ,

    Not with that attitude!

    psycho_driver ,

    Well you could just lie when someone asks what you do for work and say:

    “I’m a mathematician actually. I spend the vast majority of my time working with the Cox-Zucker machine.”

    Shardikprime ,

    “You would know”

    “Hell yeah I would”

    “What”

    “What”

    Klear , (edited )

    See also

    • Cox ring
    fluxion ,

    Intersection of elliptic surfaces… giggity.

    starman2112 ,
    @starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

    It’s always neat reading an article where I can pinpoint the exact moment it goes over my head. In this instance, everything before “torsion” makes perfect sense, and everything afterward is witchcraft and I will be testifying against Cox and Zucker at the trial

    Samsy ,

    I explain it to you, just stand here and look through the hole…

    far_university1990 , in When your sieg’s a little to high

    𝕯𝖎𝖊𝖘𝖊 𝕶𝖔𝖒𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖘𝖊𝖐𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖎𝖘𝖙 𝖓𝖚𝖓 𝕰𝖎𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖚𝖒 𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝕭𝖚𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖘𝖗𝖊𝖕𝖚𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖐 𝕯𝖊𝖚𝖙𝖘𝖈𝖍𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖉

    Gork ,

    Damn, the Germans have some fancy ass typesets.

    kindenough ,
    @kindenough@kbin.social avatar

    That's why we invented the Enigma

    Slovene ,

    Enigma balls. Ha, gottem!

    zaphod ,

    Bei dem Schild wohl eher noch das Großdeutsche Reich.

    SpiceDealer , in Just doing my part 🤡
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    There’s something about having a lot of money that makes you hate mother nature. It’s weird.

    Annoyed_Crabby ,

    Feels like to them, mother nature and environment is a hindrance to their convenience

    HerrLewakaas ,

    I think once you unlocked all the luxuries that the world has to offer, the temptation gets the better of you eventually. I don’t condone it, but I also can’t say I wouldn’t live a bit more wasteful if I had all the money in the world

    verdigris , in Choose your ultimate lineup!

    A SOAD + Deftones + AAF concert would fucking slap.

    Sunforged ,

    I was looking at it and it’s the only correct answer. Those are the only bands from that era that I go back to for more than just a nostalgia hit.

    HipHoboHarold ,

    There were a few other bands I wouldn’t mind seeing on there, like Slipknot does seem like they put on a good show. StaticX is a band that has a few songs I still listen to.

    But over all I keep looking at those three, and I wouldn’t be willing to trade them for any of the other bands.

    AccmRazr ,

    That’s my go to but another great lineup would be Slipknot, Mudvayne, and Static X/Drowning Pool.

    steal_your_face ,
    @steal_your_face@lemmy.ml avatar

    Keep aaf then we have a deal

    verdigris ,

    They’re definitely not a band that I actively revisit, but compared to most of the shit on this list they’re better than tolerable.

    Vespair ,

    Ditch AAF, pocket $10 and have a great concert

    VonCesaw ,

    You could buy almost 1/3rd of a numetal t-shirt with that $10!

    winterayars ,

    This is like the best actual answer.

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