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Viking_Hippie , in Someone help me to understand this chart
klemptor ,
@klemptor@startrek.website avatar

If my pee is lager-colored I know I’m not drinking enough (unless it’s first thing in the morning). Pee should be mostly clear with only a slight yellow tinge!

Viking_Hippie ,

I know, but I didn’t have a fun illustration that reflects that fact 🤷

klemptor ,
@klemptor@startrek.website avatar

Ahhh my bad, I’m always taking things too literally lol

Viking_Hippie ,

No worries, it’s a valid point regardless 😁

umbrella , (edited )
@umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

don’t feel bad, thats a good thing, innocent stuff like this can snowball into widely believed misinformation

SpaceNoodle , in oh snap.

That’s assuming that half of the gut biomes of all humans was just left floating around. No, it’s more likely that the biomes were snapped out of existence with their hosts.

saigot ,

well when you get snapped all that’s left is dust. perhaps that dust is all the microbes in your body that survive the snap. It clearly takes up far less space that if it just disintegrated you.

Imgonnatrythis ,

Whomever wrote the code for the synchronous kill must have been sweating bullets. So many ways that could go wrong.

AeonFelis , in 'We are splattered here today'
guiguinofake ,

Same person

AeonFelis ,

Didn’t notice. So they guy has one joke he repeats in different versions?

Everythingispenguins ,

What about shark infested houses?

Waldowal , in If you like pina coladas, you might also like walks in the rain
@Waldowal@lemmy.world avatar

If you love dark milk, then sugar love than actually more.

SnokenKeekaGuard OP ,
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ohlaph ,

Probably so, let it.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

Let them fight.

FlyingSquid , in 2.5 hrs of silence occasionally broken by a falling metal pipe
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Reminds me of the Annoy-O-Tron that Think Geek used to sell. You would hide it somewhere and it would emit a beep at a random interval.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/fd6dafcd-41c6-4899-a489-6fdb4639832f.png

muse ,
@muse@kbin.social avatar

I miss old school ThinkGeek. It was a shell of its former self by the time Gamestop bought it and opened stores

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I loved their April Fool’s jokes every year and I loved even more that some of the really popular ones became actual products.

Imgonnatrythis ,

Ha, I remember that thing! Countless suicides ensued.

PP_BOY_ , in Despicable
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

Jerry is the asshole. Bro probably put the anvil there himself

nixcamic ,

On one hand yes, Jerry is a jerk who’s always trying to get Tom in trouble. On the other hand Tom literally spends every episode trying to murder and eat him so maybe it’s not entirely uncalled for.

PhlubbaDubba ,

Also most of the time he’s just trying to get food for himself, a lot of the “good ending” episodes are literally just Tom taking the stick out from up his ass and sharing the miniscule bit Jerry needs to be full because he’s a flipping mouse.

maynarkh ,

Nah, Tom is totally a middle manager. He gets his food from the owner, and is only heckling Jerry because the owner told him to.

yamapikariya OP ,
@yamapikariya@lemmyfi.com avatar

Have you seen Jerry gulp triangle cheese so he becomes triangle cheese. Or whole cheese wheel. Cheese wheel expensive

Laticauda ,

That’s literally Tom’s job.

_Gandalf_the_Black_ ,

“I was just following orders”

Akasazh ,
@Akasazh@feddit.nl avatar

It’s like the humor works because the roles are inversed

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

If Tom doesn’t try to eat Jerry, a racist stereotype beats him up.

EdibleFriend ,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

Nah. Totally a ‘nobody kills you but me’ moment. Jerry is his Vegeta.

Thcdenton , in idk how to title this
Socsa ,

Yes, burn Andrew Tate to death

minticecream , in dont question the big orb

I mean, you can make eye contact with it if you want.

phorq ,

Being stabbed in the eyes by solar rays just sounds badass.

MeatPilot ,
@MeatPilot@lemmy.world avatar

“Stabbed in the Eyes by Solar Rays”

Sounds like a good indie band name.

EmoDuck ,

No, the government will beam harmful rays into your eyes that make them hurt and force you to look away. Wake up, sheeple

DragonTypeWyvern ,

All free thinkers challenge the Sky Orb.

What, you’re going to let the guvment tell you what to do?

TseseJuer ,

guberment

youCanCallMeDragon , in I'm never lonely cuz i got these little guys with me :)
@youCanCallMeDragon@lemmy.world avatar

Taking a screen shot with your eyes

occhionaut ,

just double tap the vagus nerve and left temple at the same time

Steamymoomilk ,

Close both eyes for 3 seconds for screenshot

hakunawazo ,

Does it come with a shutter sound?

MaxVoltage , in That number again is 1-800-O-Y-S-T-E-R. CALL NOW!
@MaxVoltage@lemmy.world avatar

okay but how do i stop myself from eating the mollusk? thats barely 100 kcal

LEDZeppelin ,

Oh, shucks

hungryphrog ,

Let it filter the water and eat it afterwards.

moriquende ,

Eating the mollusk will enable you to drink the dirty water and have it filtered in your very own guts.

fossphi , in Drive into anything

Aah, dangit! My lemmy client doesn’t have a progress bar for videos and I kept watching it wondering what the fuck is happening

rockSlayer , in When your crush walks into class but you're homeschooled...

Too bad that traitor rag ruins a beautiful red dress

umbrella ,
@umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

also ruins a young girl full of potential

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Potential is what she calls her brother.

silasmariner ,

I don’t know if ‘traitor’ is really the right term for separatists… I mean, it’s a hard spot, right? You’re betraying someone one way or another whichever side you choose

rockSlayer ,

I don’t have a lot of sympathy for the Southern Confederacy. They left the union because they wanted to expand the enslavement of people. That’s not just the leaders either, soldiers in the Confederacy made it crystal clear in their diaries and letters that they would rather die than be equal with a black person. They fired first, and they had no right to leave the union under any circumstances. They were traitors.

Rivalarrival ,

they had no right to leave the union under any circumstances.

I wholeheartedly agree with you on every other part, but that particular sentiment is rather disturbing. The particular reason they gave was not an acceptable justification for leaving the union, but the idea that they have no such right at all is extraordinarily problematic.

I mention this because we are a year away from a scenario where several states may determine that a particular candidate is unqualified to even run, let alone win the presidential election. We may very well find ourselves in a situation where half the country recognizes one person as president, while the other half recognizes a different person.

The idea that the states representing the majority of We The People should not be allowed to dissociate from a self-described dictator is a big fucking problem.

The union is only valid so long as we have the right to leave it.

silasmariner ,

Thanks for this, very much captured what I was thinking but you used words betterer

itsnicodegallo ,

Read any of the States’ Declarations of Secession, and you’ll see how the Confederacy betrayed humanity with that racist garbage. I would literally get banned if I copied and pasted what they say.

db2 , in Just a single one, please!

If the description of her is accurate she doesn’t need them though.

alienzx , in Happy Same Year!

I thought 2020 never ended. Why 2019?

takeda ,

Out of curiosity, what will need to happen that will cause 2020 to end?

match ,
@match@pawb.social avatar

capitalism

takeda ,

Did not exist in 2019, got it

spudwart ,

2020 4 give it up for 2020 4!

randomsnark ,

we’re doing this final fantasy style now

Tar_alcaran ,

2nd Millennium X2

takeda ,

LOL, I see… Though, I do know some people that in 2020 started LARPing in some crazy conspiracies and never got out of it.

rockSlayer ,

Same way 2008 ended: roughly 10 years later

CertifiedBlackGuy ,

All political feeds to go back to being boring

Paddzr ,

Covid started in late 2019. I’m 100% sure we had covid in December, I remember being sick woth same symptoms as COVID and it was the worst.

tomi000 ,

Didnt reach the masses yet though. Why would 2020 be considered 2019 2? They were probably the most different subsequent years in modern times.

magnetosphere , in All in the Memery
@magnetosphere@kbin.social avatar

It’s funny/sad how many people take All in the Family at face value, and don’t realize the show runner was liberal as hell and trying to make a point.

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Norman Lear just died a week or two ago. He changed the landscape of television for the better and it was because of him trying to make those points.

ReeferPirate ,

How can my ignorant ass ruin him for my uncle then?

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