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TropicalDingdong , in Data contamination expert 👌

I used some tools to corrupt about 10 years of comments and posts of mine.

Octopus1348 ,
@Octopus1348@lemy.lol avatar

What do you mean by corrupt?

PlasmaDistortion ,

I used a tool that edited my comments to replace it with gibberish. Supposedly Reddit still retains deleted comments but if you edit them, it only keeps the latest version. So by editing it you make the comments worthless.

citrusface ,

What tool? I’d like to use it as well.

bobs_monkey ,

I used redact.dev

citrusface , (edited )

Thank you

Edit - This worked great thank you. Was able to scrub my Twitter as well.

PerogiBoi ,
@PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca avatar

Just redacted 5 years worth of comments with this. Now to let my account sit for a few months so their backups have only my latest masterpieces. Thanks!!!

Octopus1348 ,
@Octopus1348@lemy.lol avatar

I also edited my comments to be basically a Lemmy ad and completely deleted the posts except in a few communities where it could be helpful in the future.

JoMiran , (edited )
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

It replaces them with gibberish. I did the same for my 12+ years worth.

TropicalDingdong ,

I ran a script over all of my comments (through my browser) to edit them into something about how spez had back stabbed the community. I had tens? hundreds of thousands? of comments.

It took several hours to run, but I did a forward pass (newest to oldest) and a backwards pass (oldest to newest). It bugged out because it had to run so long but I think I got it all.

I’m not sure this will really do anything because you could pretty easily statistically isolate any one who did what I did, and roll their account history back to a prior state in the training data.

Regardless, it was the least I could do on the way out the door.

teamevil ,

I simply got permabanned and my account disappeared.

Octopus1348 ,
@Octopus1348@lemy.lol avatar

I did the same, just edited them to basically say Lemmy better and deleted all my posts, then my account.

ElCanut OP ,

Can’t post a genius idea like this one without posting the links of the tools

TropicalDingdong ,

Its not my idea, but I could probably dig up the tool I used. Dollars to donuts, it doesn’t work any more.

This might have been the tool I used. I dont think so because I overwrote everything with one message, but google around you’ll find similar.

github.com/adriantache/YARCO

Maalus ,

If you overwrote with a single message, then your messages are back to what they were.

KnightontheSun ,

Not necessarily true. I overwrote several thousand comments with a different tool and used three different quotes on greed. I have periodically checked and about two dozen came back. I just manually changed them at that point.

RecallMadness ,

This would be better if it fed the parent comment into ChatGPT prefixed with “create a plausible but factually incorrect aggressive response to <comment>”

Feed the machine to the machine!

TropicalDingdong ,

be the change you want to see

Sabin10 ,

A tool like that would almost definitely require api access to function. If that was still possible, most of us wouldn’t be here having this conversation.

TropicalDingdong ,

A tool like that would almost definitely require api access to function. If that was still possible, most of us wouldn’t be here having this conversation.

No it didn’t use the API. You had to run it in browser and be logged in to reddit.

dependencyinjection ,

The tool I used had an extension for Firefox. You then used that Reddit extension so you could get more scrolling on your post history. Then you pressed a button and it would insert gibberish for all comments and posts. Then you’d go next page and do it again.

prettybunnys ,

Most of them just do webpage stuff via browser extensions.

They just automate it

VaultBoyNewVegas ,

I edited mine via a tool to say fuck Reddit and Steve Huffman is a greedy pig boy.

mp04610 ,

While that’s the correct thing to do in my opinion, it would be a mistake to assume that Reddit didn’t store your original comments.

By corrupting their dataset, you may actually be helping them recognize maliciously edited comments.

TropicalDingdong ,

Yeah, I mean I knew that when I was doing it.

Sometimes all you can do is make a symbolic gesture that really does nothing, and even if it does nothing, you should still do it.

Probably leaving and supporting lemmy by paying for some developer fees (i’m on the patreon), posting and commenting, probably 100x more damaging to Reddit.

FeelThePower ,
@FeelThePower@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

FWIW, I requested an old reddit accounts data the other day under CCPA and all the contamination was in there. My guess is their backend updates every so often. i guess i made a good call to edit my comments and leave them there to simmer before i deleted them along with the account. perhaps this is the way?

khannie ,
@khannie@lemmy.world avatar

it would be a mistake to assume that Reddit didn’t store your original comments.

They were fairly specific about not doing that (I’d imagine largely because of GDPR).

I deleted 10 years of “content” before I left and checked their policies. They apparently actually do properly delete from their servers.

Frozengyro ,

I’ve got a bridge in the desert I’d like to sell you.

joenforcer ,

GDPR is no joke. Storing a handful of comments is not worth the penalty if they get caught.

Note that I speak from experience as part of a company that needs to comply with the regulations. We do it because the risk of violation is 10000000% not worth it no matter how annoying and arduous it is to comply.

ItsAFake ,

But the GDPR only covers European users tho.

khannie ,
@khannie@lemmy.world avatar

That’s true but it’s far easier to globally implement rather than trying to segment. Very difficult to accurately prove a user isn’t EU resident across an entire userbase.

ItsAFake ,

That’s probably why they don’t let you access Reddit with a VPN, so they can have some idea of location.

flambonkscious ,

Mass edits made rapidly are obviously suspect, too… If the same user edits anything more than a dozen comments in, say a minute, you have to ask what’s going on

Ragnarok314159 ,

I think Reddit caught on to this. I tried destroying my comment history (~7 years with 600k karma) with a few of the available tool on GitHub.

Found my account permabanned next time trying to login. People should attempt to eliminate/poison as much as possible, but Reddit has all the comments and modifications in a database somewhere to sell it all to whatever AI is the highest bidder.

They have to do something to make money after taking away awards. The advertising is absolute shit and not worth the $100 entry fee.

0x4E4F , in art

Excuse me, but if you see a butterfly there, there is something seriously wrong with you…

rdri ,

Well the butterfly is certainly there if you look closer.

0x4E4F ,

Nope, looked for like 15 minutes, can’t see it 🤷.

Mr_Fish ,

Look up more

0x4E4F ,

Sorry… I tried, I really did.

LemmyKnowsBest ,

The butterfly is directly above the letter W.

vrighter ,

holy shit, I feel so stupid

0x4E4F ,

Could you cirled that? I can’t even see the letter W 🤦.

Daft_ish ,

What

0x4E4F , (edited )

Sorry, circle that… my kid was nagging me at the time and this thing has no autocorrect or word underline if you happen to spell something the wrong way.

SnipingNinja ,

You need to see the full image for that

The butterfly 🦋 looks like that BTW

0x4E4F ,

Oh, Oh, I think I see it 🤯.

Remeber that scene from Mall Rats with the boat… yeah, I kinda feel like that guy now 🤣🤣🤣.

Reality_Suit ,

Closer!

jaykay ,
@jaykay@lemmy.zip avatar

Enhance!

Venat0r ,

All I see is jpeg artifacts.

Reality_Suit ,

Too close!

Liz , in I like to spread knowledge

Good. We shouldn’t be afraid of anatomy.

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks ,

Yeah, the other end is much scarier anyway. More teeth and all that.

LeFrog ,
@LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

more teeth

I have questions.

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks ,

Is your question: Is 30 more than 3? Tigers have 30 teeth in the front, which is less than dogs have (they’ve got 42).

MrGerrit ,
Enkers ,

“Rectuma Dentata”, what a wonderful phrase

Rectuma Dentata ain’t no passing craze

Lucidlethargy ,

Lol, it’s feet look like painted cinderblocks… But okay.

You do you.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/2f0eea4d-165a-496b-9204-de474ddf6806.jpeg

jballs ,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yeah! Where that tiger dick?

Cosmicomical , in Overthrow a Government and Install a Puppet Dictator? The CIA will do it for Bananas!

This is a direct consequence of Conway’s law. You create an organisation with the mission of deceiving and abusing, don’t be surprised if they produce deception and abuse.

gAlienLifeform ,
@gAlienLifeform@lemmy.world avatar

Huh, well this is one of those things I’m going to see everywhere now

Melvin Conway and Hannah Arendt probably could have had a really fascinating with each other comparing ideas in computer and political sciences

ricecake ,

Yup, and it makes perfectly intuitive sense once you know about it.
If you’ve ever used a software product with one of those left hand menus with a big list of capabilities from any “big” company, it’s almost assured that each item in that list is it’s own development team that’s only tangentially aware of what the others are doing, and the team in charge of maintaining the menu.

I was on a team for a bit whose goal was to find places where we were shipping our org chart and make our tools play more nicely with each other.
End result: we found some really good areas to make them play better with each other, implemented them, and… They got their own entry in the left hand menu because maintaining a feature fully integrated with four disparate teams with different goals is really hard.
To our credit though, once you turn it on, our thing makes the lines between the products essentially disappear for our end users.

bl_r ,

TIL Foucault wasn’t the first person to have that idea, I’ve always heard it referred to as Foucault’s Boomerang

rambling_lunatic ,

Unity of ends and means strikes again!

HikingVet , in Hunger
OutlierBlue ,

Gotta flip the colour of the upvote for Lemmy.

HikingVet ,

Too lazy.

Viking_Hippie , (edited )

Depends on the delivery method.

  • In Connect, upvotes are red and downvotes are blue.
  • In Voyager, upvotes are blue and downvotes are red.
  • In both Boost and Thunder upvotes are orange, downvotes are blue.
  • In Jerboa, up is a pale blue, down is a pale red.

At least those are the default colors in the dark mode version of each 🤷

bigkahuna1986 ,

I misread that first one as Connecticut and had to wonder what’s going on over there.

Viking_Hippie ,

Fun fact: Voyager is the official Lemmy client of Cape Canaveral. That was the final blow that killed Liftoff.

The official Lemmy client of Tampa Bay is Jerboa and, like most things that go on in Tampa, nobody knows why.

aeharding ,
@aeharding@lemmy.world avatar

Downvotes are red in Voyager, consistent with lemmy-ui and Jerboa.

Viking_Hippie ,

So they are, gonna go ahead and correct that.

The red of Jerboa is still paler, though. I just did a side by side comparison. I’d show you, but image uploads don’t seem to be working in any client right now…

Laticauda ,

In sync you can choose to have either!

Viking_Hippie ,

Pretty sure you can customize it in most clients. I just listed the dark mode defaults in the clients I currently have installed to indicate how an orange updoot can easily be Lemmy-correct 😁

Sync’s the one that’s only for Apple devices, right?

VeganCheesecake ,
@VeganCheesecake@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Nope, using it on Android right now. I think it’s pretty nifty.

Why so many clients? One per account?

Viking_Hippie ,

Ah ok, might check it out then 🙂

As for the many clients, I tend to try out any that I hear is good to find out which one I prefer and not uninstall the old ones 😁

Besides, sometimes it’s good to know whether an annoying bug or anti-feature is client-specific and sometimes it’s good to be able to switch when that’s the case even temporarily 😉

Whippygoatcream ,

Sync can sometimes be buggy upon new updates, but it is, by far, the best in terms of customization. AFAIK LJD is still a lone dev for the app, so understandably, there are some gaps before major updates if the app isn’t running well. He just rolled out a lot of major fixes, and I’m happier than ever. It’s definitely worth a try. There are a lot of settings to play with. Don’t just dismiss it overnight.

rickyrigatoni ,

I want upvotes to be yellow and downvotes to delete their entire instance.

Resol ,
@Resol@lemmy.world avatar

Green gets no love.

Naz ,

That got a good laugh out of me, thank you

Enjoy your yellow arrow

Ironfacebuster ,

I just down voted your comment.

What does this mean?

  1. Your Lemmy instance will be permanently deleted
  2. You and your entire existence will be removed from the simulation.
  3. If you manage to bypass simulation removal then the mods will mute you for approximately 24 hours.

Can I stop this from happening?

No. Please use the following time to reflect upon yourself while your impending doom approaches.

Can you remove your downvote?

Unfortunately, once the wheels start turning, they can never stop.

I’m sorry

Too bad.

samus12345 , in Rock Eagle Flag
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

“No way to prevent this,” says only nation where this regularly happens.

corus_kt ,

Only Onion headline I can quote off the top of my head. Never gets old (unfortunately).

Clent , (edited )

Like those kindergartens.

burgersc12 ,

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  • PoolloverNathan ,

    Never gets old

    burgersc12 ,

    It oriignally said “unlike those kids” the op changed it on me

    Xantar , in Yep

    “Alright”, “I agree”, “Fair point”, “Proceed further”

    thisisbutaname ,

    You slut

    brbposting ,

    Think shamer!

    Technus ,

    “Affirmative”, “Much obliged”

    user224 ,
    @user224@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

    “Positive”

    Xantar ,

    “I concur”

    gnutrino ,

    “In the pipe, 5 by 5”

    gnutrino ,

    Uhuh

    JoMiran ,

    I’ve dated that girl. Not gonna lie, “uhuh” is hot as fuck.

    brbposting ,
    Neato ,
    @Neato@ttrpg.network avatar

    “You have my heartfelt endorsement.”

    Jubei_K_08 ,

    10-4 good buddy

    kraftpudding ,

    I second your motion

    tjhart85 , in As a long-time user hearing YouTube wants to play extra ads when I pause a video
    @tjhart85@kbin.social avatar

    Same with Google's ads in general. For a long time they were whitelisted by default on just about every adblock list out there because they were so unobtrusive it didn't make sense to bother blocking them, especially when you compared them to the other ads that were common at the time. They were also generally relevant ads, so people actually did click on them and use them since it actually related to the thing they were searching for.

    They're obviously more profitable now, but you have to wonder by how much and if they'd be a more trusted company today (and what's that worth monetarily) if they hadn't gone down this race to the bottom.

    ETA: Part of what I mean is that now they create things like Stadia and most people didn't even bother trying it because they knew it'd hit the Google Graveyard in a few years. Had Google been a more trusted company, people may have been willing to give it a try and they could possibly have printed money since by all accounts the service was actually pretty good.

    Twitches ,

    Instead I’m putting great energy to get away from Google, along with a lot of other people

    dependencyinjection ,

    We are an insignificant amount. Most people likely don’t even know how to change the default search engine on their phones.

    pelerinli ,

    Sometimes few people raise much voices. Those who bother and search for new engine are early adapters of technology, spends money on new gadgets and such. Those are who ads are after, not my grandmother.

    dependencyinjection ,

    I would think they’re infinitely more likely to click an add.

    Shit I hate ads that much, if I see one for a product I might actually want I’ll still search it manually. It’s ingrained in me to avoid ads on the internet and to shut them out as much as possible irl where imo they’re even more an eyesore.

    Edit: to add, I do agree with the sentiment, but just not in this instance. With protesting as an example where it can apply.

    JJROKCZ ,

    Most people don’t even know what a search engine is by that term. They just know they type things into search boxes and click things that come up. Greater majority of phone users don’t even use the browser, it’s just endless apps

    Twitches ,

    That’s fair. It’s unfortunate.

    Gigasser ,

    To do that effectively, you’d have to make a popular movement for popular big name YouTubers to move away from YouTube and to some other site. Very hard.

    TexasDrunk ,

    I tried Stadia. I thoroughly enjoyed it. I played Cyberpunk mainly and didn’t have 90% of the problems that other players had. It was very enjoyable.

    I likely wouldn’t sign up for another similar service simply because now I have a library on my Steam Deck (purchased with the Stadia refund) and that’s how I’m used to playing at this point. But it sure was a nice service while it lasted. I thought they were selling it to someone but I guess it didn’t end up happening.

    explodicle ,

    You’re right, and now I’m dreading having to change my email address again after nearly 20 years. This one lasted a lot longer than the Hotmail account.

    AeroLemming ,

    My concern is that this race to the bottom is so that they can intentionally become unsustainable due to ad blockers. From there, they may be able to get Congress to ban ad blocking altogether.

    tjhart85 ,
    @tjhart85@kbin.social avatar

    I, personally, don't see that happening, but I can easily imagine them making it a TOS violation to use adblock and then killing your account if you continue to do so :-/

    AeroLemming ,

    Well, I would just keep watching without signing in, then. Losing out on recommendations would be mildly annoying, but I could still access my subscription feed by being signed in on one window and copying video links to another one where I’m not.

    tjhart85 ,
    @tjhart85@kbin.social avatar

    Losing access to personalized YT would suck, but losing decades of emails would suck even more (when I initially got GMail, I imported all my old emails in ... I guess I should probably look at making a backup periodically, like I used to). I share your sentiment that I fear what these companies are going to do next in the pursuit of more money they can burn and/or give to shareholders as they continue to tank their reputations.

    AeroLemming ,

    That’s why I’d sign out ASAP if they made the announcement. It’d also definitely light a fire under my ass to start switching things to ProtonMail.

    gravitas_deficiency , (edited )

    The thing is, “trust” is hard to put on a balance sheet, and is also hard to make a KPI (Key Performance Indicators are a google innovation to help execs and c-suites feel better about the fact that the don’t do much real work) around, since it’s not really quantifiable in a traditional sense.

    Mr_Dr_Oink , in When a cave has better wifi than I do

    Is it now the norm to make the term WiFi synonymous with the term cellular/mobile data (or 4g/5g)

    They are not the same thing.

    Is this like when people call tablets ipads? Or call vacuums hoovers/dysons.

    swab148 ,
    @swab148@startrek.website avatar

    Maybe someone has a router down there

    Michael717 ,

    Stone age people probably. Or a bear.

    Mr_Dr_Oink ,

    Well, that sort of highlights my issue and why i assume they meant mobile data. If they are, in the joke, connected to WiFi, then they wouldn’t be surprised by the signal strength. Because they are near a router and therfore the signal is good enough to use. You aren’t typically able to connect to WiFi if the signal is below -70 -80 decibels.

    I think its fairly clear that they meant mobile data as this is something you would be surprised to still have if you were lost in a cave.

    Not that i wouldn’t be surprised to find WiFi down there, just that i wouldn’t be surprised by the strength of the WiFi signal if i was standing close enough to a router to see the SSID.

    Confused_Emus ,

    Well now that we’ve thoroughly analyzed the joke to death…

    Mr_Dr_Oink ,

    Well, it wasn’t the best joke to begin with. I doubt anyone gave it more than a …ha… when they read it.

    Do you?

    Did you?

    Confused_Emus ,

    I bet you’re every comedian’s favorite heckler at the comedy club.

    It’s a joke, not a cock - don’t take it so deep. If it’s not funny, glance over it and move on. Like Don Quixote tilting at mediocrely humored windmills.

    Mr_Dr_Oink ,

    Hey, fair enough, dont really heckle comedians. Its their show, unless its something they actively seek in their audience, i wouldn’t think about it.

    I didnt mean to over analyse the joke, i just asked a question about the synonimity of WiFi and mobile data and was challenged on the intent behind the use of the word WiFi, so i responded with my take on what was intended. It wasn’t to ruin the joke. It was to validate my question about the use of WiFi when i believe they meant mobile data.

    Frankly you are the one who made it about ruining the joke.

    UnityDevice ,

    It’s like calling all fuel diesel.

    Croquette ,

    There is a term, that I am too lazy to search, that when a brand or technology is so widespread or used, that the name of the brand or technology becomes the word used to describe anything that ressemble that brand or technology.

    Wi-Fi and iPads are definitely some of those.

    foofiepie ,

    Is it ‘ubiquitous’?

    Croquette ,

    moosetwin in another comment said the word, generacization.

    But ubiquitous is always right in this case, but not the word I was looking for.

    moosetwin ,
    Croquette ,

    Thanks pal. That’s the word.

    Hadriscus ,
    Obi ,
    @Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

    I’d say these examples are different, more like Kleenex where brand names become the common term. This is more like when parents used to buy a Wii game for your “playbox station”.

    Hadriscus ,
    FrankTheHealer ,

    I know people who don’t know what an Ethernet cable is.

    Internet = wifi / mobile data. And that’s it as far as they are concerned

    Routers, modems, switches, bandwidth, Ethernet etc. That’s all just mysterious mumbo jumbo nerd shit. They only know that wifi = the symbol on their phone and that it makes their apps load. It’s crazy.

    basxto ,
    @basxto@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    wifi and wlan are also not exactly the same

    Transporter_Room_3 ,
    @Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website avatar

    This is my wife.

    She calls mobile data “wifi”

    She calls the internet “the wifi” when talking about our specific connection. “is the wifi bill paid yet” even when talking about the internet on my ethernet connections, it’s still “the wifi”

    1995ToyotaCorolla ,
    @1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world avatar

    I think they specifically mean Wi-Fi, not confusing it with cellular.

    I would be surprised too if I went into a cave and suddenly my phone is connected to Wi-Fi. Where are the access points? Who is running internet all the way out here? I don’t see any telco boxes or signs of a human presence. Why do the speeds get faster the farther I go? Why did my phone connect to some random network when I specifically told it not to do that? It would be even weirder if it’s WPA3 protected or something because I obviously don’t have the password for the cave Wi-Fi

    fne8w2ah ,

    Also “10G” as a shorthand for DOCSIS 4.0.

    yamapikariya , in And how's there a car in a mall? Life's important questions
    @yamapikariya@lemmyfi.com avatar

    I did, but at least I did something about it. Haven’t heard as much about the ol triangle lately have you? Yeah, that was me. You’re welcome

    MarcomachtKuchen ,

    GOAT

    TheDarksteel94 ,

    Damn, that’s pretty cool. I myself hunt down zombies in my free time.

    Tremble ,

    I don’t think I have ever seen a zombie before actually.

    Emanuel ,

    You know who to thank

    IndiBrony , (edited )
    @IndiBrony@lemmy.world avatar

    Have you ever seen a vampire? You have the greatest former President to thank for that 🎩🫡

    MaoZedongers ,

    Stop hogging all the zombies, save some for the rest of us.

    HeyMrDeadMan ,

    Will you be down in South Florida anytime soon? They’re kind of becoming a problem here.

    TheDarksteel94 ,

    Sorry, that region is handled by a different guy. You’ll have to ask Pedro. It’s just his side gig though, so he might be hard to get a hold of.

    TotallyNotSpez ,

    No more frost giants thanks to yours truly TotallyNotSpez!

    sharkfucker420 ,
    @sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml avatar

    You’ve done the world a great service o7

    nifty , in 🤢...
    @nifty@lemmy.world avatar

    Wow, you can never tell with people. Go to someone’s house, and maybe they’re secret toilet-brush-in-dishwasher people. And there you are, innocently using their dishes.

    pancakes ,
    @pancakes@sh.itjust.works avatar

    For situations like this, I suggest blissful ignorance.

    Mango ,

    I just never go anywhere.

    konalt ,
    @konalt@lemmy.world avatar

    Using their poop knife.

    UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT ,

    Imagine going to someone’s house for the first time without bringing your own poop knife. I thought we all learned from that hilarious story that some houses don’t even have a poop knife 😆

    Llewellyn ,

    That meme is so tired.

    UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT ,

    That’s just the meme lifecycle. You gotta know when to cut the poop and when to flush, and maybe this is one poop that has been cut enough.

    Or “quit mincing poop” as my gram used to say whenever I would take too long with something.

    iAvicenna ,
    @iAvicenna@lemmy.world avatar

    to chop salads

    BugFinder ,

    Have you heard of kitchen sink spaghetti? Well now you have. Enjoy the meatballs!

    DillyDaily ,

    Sometimes it’s great having life threatening allergies - my whole life I’ve never trusted food that anyone else has made, I have perfected the art of the polite rejection.

    I see things like kitchen sink spaghetti, dishwasher fish, and now dishwasher toilet brush, and I look back at how I’ve coincidentally dodged all those bullets.

    (Growing up, in my house “kitchen sink spaghetti” was sometimes also called “crisper drawer pasta”, it was all the wilted, sad vegetables that had been neglected in the fridge. Chopped, roasted, pureed, and served on pasta… No actual sink involved, we just called it kitchen sink spaghetti because it contained “everything except for the kitchen sink”…so learning that some people genuinely use the bare sink to drain pasta - and not just for click bait and views was disgusting eye opening)

    Theharpyeagle ,

    As a wise man once said, “you can’t eat at everybody’s house.”

    weird_nugget ,

    Thank God dishwashers are not that common in my country because I’m sure stupid people would use it like this.

    InEnduringGrowStrong , in It's like everyday
    @InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works avatar

    It’s actually normal.
    Your nostrils cycle between like this so that the one can take a break from the air flow and mitigate drying out.

    Touching_Grass ,

    But why not both

    AnUnusualRelic ,
    @AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

    Then they’d both dry out (or you’d suffocate).

    Touching_Grass ,

    Well that’s some peoples goals and its none of my business

    usualsuspect191 ,

    Not only does it help from drying out, but it helps with smell too; some things are better detected with a slower airflow

    rockerface ,

    Yep, there’s a reason our noses didn’t simply evolve into a singular hole in the middle of our faces

    charliespider ,

    Two nostrils allows for stereo smells. If we only had one nostril, we would only be able to smell in mono.

    Fades ,

    wake me when surround-smell drops

    Gunrigger ,

    I was going to say because it would be fucking weird if we just had one big nose hole. Now I’m thinking about it, our nostrils are already pretty weird.

    I’m now looking in the mirror at my nostrils and pumping them to the beat of a song.

    nixcamic ,

    Thinking about your body for too long: It’s like semantic satiation but for physiology.

    exothermic ,

    More info for those who are curious en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nasal_cycle

    A_A ,
    @A_A@lemmy.world avatar

    Yes, and most importantly I would say : immune system’s way of cleaning each side…
    The clogging is caused by the swelling (with the blood vessels and the action of blood’s white cells … or … maybe I should read the article again)

    AeroLemming ,

    If it’s normal, why does it bother me so much? The feeling drives me absolutely nuts and I hate it.

    InEnduringGrowStrong ,
    @InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Hey that’s just part of becoming aware you’re a sentient being stuck in a weird meat vessel that’s just full of undebugged closed source code blobs.

    If you’re slightly congested, it sucks more.
    If you think about it too much about your breathing, it sucks.
    Otherwise it’s fine.

    dragonflyteaparty ,

    Of course my breathing is all I can think about now.

    InEnduringGrowStrong ,
    @InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Well yea.
    There’s also a nose in your field of view.

    Vuraniute ,
    @Vuraniute@thelemmy.club avatar

    You are now blinking manually

    InEnduringGrowStrong ,
    @InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Fuck this one got me for a minute.
    Don’t forget to swallow your saliva now and then.

    Vuraniute ,
    @Vuraniute@thelemmy.club avatar

    You can feel your ears.

    I_Miss_Daniel ,

    Sweaing in the Sennheizers.

    AeroLemming ,

    aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    InEnduringGrowStrong ,
    @InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works avatar

    You’re welcome.

    FeatherConstrictor ,

    Why is your name red

    InEnduringGrowStrong ,
    @InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works avatar

    I am the red one destroyer of spam, csam and abusive content.
    You can summon me with the flag icon.

    For real though, I’m just a random dude lending a hand with moderation on sh.itjust.works where your account is.
    Peace

    ininewcrow ,
    @ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

    Also just to add to the torture of these conversations … the inside of your lungs also have a certain ‘scent’ or ‘aroma’ to it. It’s very subtle and wouldn’t be noticeable to anyone else except for yourself because the exhaled air is coming straight out of your lungs and right past your nostrils and all its receptors. Your receptors can sense it but your brain automatically ignores it and you never notice.

    The same goes for your vision … you have a natural blind spot in the center of your vision … the edges are not crisp and clean, you can only focus on about 10 percent of what you actually see in front of you, the rest is just blurry … your brain just automatically processes your entire vision and autogenerates a perceived image that makes us believe that we have crystal clear vision through our entire field of view.

    Same goes with hearing … just about every person has a tiny bit of tinnitus, ringing of the ears but your brain just automatically processes it all out to make you think that you have crystal clear hearing.

    When you think about it … all our senses are pretty imperfect and there is a lot of interference and nonsense data that our brain processes out to make us believe that we have perfect or near perfect vision, hearing and sense of smell.

    Rolando ,

    you can only focus on about 10 percent of what you actually see in front of you,

    I read about this when I was in high school and it freaked me out because I convinced myself that there were Cthulhu-like eldritch abominations inhabiting the spaces I could not see RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME and I couldn’t concentrate on school for the rest of the day.

    WldFyre ,

    You should read Blindsight by Peter Watts.

    Or maybe not idk haha

    Rolando ,

    You should read Blindsight by Peter Watts.

    Yeah, when I read that book I was like: this reminds me of that time I freaked out in high school!

    I admire the fact that the author put it online for free, and it’s a pretty good book, but it could have been better… Watts could have taken all those ideas about consciousness and humanity and produced something like 1984 or Catch-22 that embodies ideas that might otherwise get lost in abstractions. Unfortunately the ideas all get a little muddled.

    WldFyre ,

    Yeah for sure! On the other hand it being such a dense, philosophical book means it really stands up to and benefits from a re-read! And the audiobook has a great narrator IMO.

    Rolando ,

    Well, this conversation inspired me to finally read The Colonel, which reminded me of how great some of Watts’ ideas could be. Guess I’ll have to get a copy of Echopaxia next.

    WldFyre ,

    Oh damn I didn’t know about that! I’ll be reading that this week, thanks for the link!

    Echopaxia was definitely different, I wasn’t crazy about it my first read through but it had me shook pretty good my second read through. I highly recommend it!

    Rolando ,

    I think if you’ve already read Echopraxia then The Colonel won’t tell you much new, it’s more like a transition between the two novels.

    LinkOpensChest_wav , in I've been wondering for some time
    @LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.one avatar

    Because most of us dislike violence, even when it’s necessary and justified.

    Meanwhile, the rich have no problem using violence against us to protect their hoarded wealth or if they can profit from it in the slightest.

    Gork ,

    It sounds like we need to crowdfund the creation of a Private Military Company. We’ll need a good name for it.

    SpaceNoodle ,

    “Citizens United”

    Daft_ish ,

    Guillotines are speech

    Cyanity ,

    Citizens’ United Military makes for a nice acronym

    havokdj ,

    cum

    Touching_Grass , (edited )

    Why not crowd fund your own lobbyist and think tank. Do what the rich do.

    Think tanks create a strategy. They suggest/create bills in your interest. They tell you what politicians to target. Think tanks are filled with statistician and lawyers who build portfolios for how to accomplish what you want. Its polls and research and statistics that show why your goal is good.

    Hand the package to lobbyist who target those politician and start pushing change the way it is supposed to occur. Keep your issue in front of the politician. Show them through your research that if they pass and fight for (x) that they will stay in power or gain popularity and it will benefit the country.

    Or call them Nazis and throw food at works of art. Not sure the best route.

    Its crazy to me people think they can more easily convince people to burn their work days up protesting in streets than just donating $50 to the fight

    Asafum ,

    Where do we donate that $50 right now?

    I think that’s part of the problem too. No one knows an effective method to follow through with, or if they do find one it’s more often than not, not the same one “I” chose.

    MrBusiness ,

    Let’s get a twitch streamer lol

    SpaceNoodle ,
    syrooks ,

    I knew I had heard this before

    IHadTwoCows , (edited )

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    What about it is corrupt

    IHadTwoCows ,

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    That is a bribe. That isn’t what lobbying is exclusively. Lobbying is bringing your issue to politician to influence them to fight for you. Corrupt lobbyist will bribe to influence the politician. But you’re mixing up a subset of what it is with the whole. Lobbying is what groups fighting for abortion rights and civil action do every day. Tobacco lobbyist or your local wealthy family greasing wheels should dismay you from participating in it.

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  • Touching_Grass ,

    No, a bribe is an illegal form of lobbying. It is not lobbying.

    If you can’t agree, I can give you examples of lobbying that is not bribery. and if you can’t understanding that then you’re not reasonable and just a time vampire

    dangblingus ,

    That’s how you actually get assassinated.

    explodicle ,

    Ok ok ok so then let’s put it on the blockchain. Nobody in charge, “assassination politics”.

    ieightpi ,

    People need to remember that the Western culture rewards people with mental illness. Ultra wealthy are sociopaths to the core. This is why they can have no empathy for people. We all were scratching our heads how the Studio Heads in Hollywood couldn’t wrap their heads around fair treatment of their worker’s.

    These people aren’t evil, they are inherently broken. Normal people don’t aspire to do whatever it takes to trampled over others for gains.

    We need to stop rewarding the mentally ill with more money and instead put them in psychiatric wards.

    F_Haxhausen ,
    @F_Haxhausen@lemmy.world avatar

    Sociopathy is not a mental illness.

    Sheeple ,
    @Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

    But psychopathy sure is

    hungryphrog ,

    I think it is considered a personality disorder akcshually.

    te_abstract_art ,

    Personality disorders are listed in the ICD-11 (International Classification of Diseases), and are definitely a mental illness accckkkshually

    afraid_of_zombies ,

    I have meet plenty of poor sociopaths. It isnt some super power. Maybe you just hear of the combination of rich and sociopath because no one cares that the guy who makes 20k a year towing cars lacks empathy.

    Socsa ,

    The whole “eat the rich” thing is pretty offensive to survivors of the Cultural Revolution, where there are several actual examples of political torture-cannibalism documented by the CCP. Though, in this case, the “rich” were just teachers and lawyers and other people deemed uppity.

    dangblingus ,

    Okay, but context is important. No one is talking about the CR. We’re talking about French Revolution era inequality.

    goldenlocks ,

    I am, Mao was right about landlords

    MindSkipperBro12 ,

    “Cool it with the anti-land remarks”

    LinkOpensChest_wav ,
    @LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.one avatar

    Who’s talking about the CCP? Looks like you’re going out of your way to be offended.

    Or maybe the capitalist brainwashing got you bad.

    Komatik ,

    They do as well, the difference being they have enough money too disassociate themselves from their own actions and have someone else deal with the mental, social and financial repercussions.

    ArchmageAzor , in Sure it's artificial, but is it intelligent?
    @ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world avatar

    ChatGPT can teach you how to make napalm if you ask it how to avoid making napalm

    Oha ,
    @Oha@feddit.de avatar

    Oh shit I acidentily made napalm again

    SpicyPeaSoup ,
    @SpicyPeaSoup@kbin.social avatar

    NCD moment

    joyjoy ,

    When you accidentally make gold when you were trying to make Doritos.

    db2 ,

    Kerosene and polystyrene. It’s just two things. Don’t do it though.

    ArbitraryValue ,

    But sticky, burning fluid solves countless household problems!

    sarsaparilyptus ,

    You can also just dissolve a shitload of styrofoam plates and cups in a 1:1 mixture of rubbing alcohol and gasoline, if you don’t live near a gas station with a kerosene pump. You can start very wet wood that way, but I wouldn’t use it to cook.

    db2 ,

    Kerosene is diesel with red dye added, fyi. Because it’s taxed differently, you can run it in a diesel engine but if you get caught you’re toast.

    FredericChopin_ ,

    Wait so when people bought red diesel they were buying kerosene, which is in fact diesel but red?

    Edit:

    Kerosene and diesel are both petroleum fuels from the molecular components of crude oil. Kerosene is extracted from crude oil first, then diesel, as kerosene has a lower boiling point than diesel. Diesel is a reddish colour while kerosene is colourless

    db2 ,

    Shit, had it backwards. I don’t have anything that uses either so it was from (bad) memory. Sorry.

    FredericChopin_ ,

    It’s all good. I got curious after I asked and searched it up.

    Have a great day!

    Gamey ,

    Now we just need AI robots to throw them at Politicians, can’t take forever! 😁

    themeatbridge , in States Rights

    It’s worth pointing out, the Confederate states actually opposed state’s rights. Part of the articles of secession were based on the federal government’s failure to enforce federal law in states that did not return escaped slaves. The southern states controlled the legislature, and states like Wisconsin and New Hampshire wanted to exercise their states’ rights to free black people from slavery. Lincoln didn’t even make emancipation a priority until two years into the war, and even then it was only in the states that tried to secede.

    “State’s rights” became a conservative cause celebre during the civil rights movement when federal law was used to force southern states to integrate. There is nothing inherently conservative or progressive about states vs federal power, and it changes depending on who holds power where.

    People who want to make the Civil War about state’s rights vs the federal government overreach are confusing two different eras of racism.

    jerome ,
    @jerome@kbin.social avatar

    You just hit me with that fat education. My brain thanks you.

    irkli ,
    @irkli@lemmy.world avatar

    There is a WONDERFUL book, BATTLECRY OF FREEDOM, (McPherson) covers civil war era in detail, using contemporary accounts. One of a dozen world-changing books in my life.

    It’s also like scifi: the 1840s etc was the start of particular world changing science and tech: telegraph (instant electric communication), railroads, and germ theory. There was an angle where this was a technological war…

    Brocken40 ,

    My mother, who was educated in the 90s in the south, was taught the “war of northern aggression” was fought because the north was paying less for cotton than Europe and tarriffing exports to Europe.

    Not that I believe or ever googled any of this.

    a_spooky_specter ,

    They still taught that into the 2000s

    rockSlayer , (edited )

    I want to start by saying you’re about 90% correct, and I’m glad that people have found your post to be very educational (bad experiences in the past with being misunderstood).

    In both pre-civil war era and the civil rights era, the south wanted to have their cake and fuck it too. They were crying ‘states rights’ when we established the Missouri Compromise, but whined about the weak federal government with regards to the fugitive slave act. One of the primary drivers for the Emancipation Proclamation was actually escaped slaves after the outbreak of the civil war. The North didn’t know what to do with slaves that escaped, were liberated, or surrendered (slaves were sometimes conscripted instead of the slaveholder fighting). It was a situation that was starting to get unmanageable because of political pressure and the number of slaves, so essentially the Emancipation Proclamation was a last ditch effort to divert Southern forces into defending their slaves while solving a real problem in the North (it actually was fairly successful in this sense).

    In the civil rights era, it was states rights when it came to integration, but a failure of federal to allow MLK’s nonviolent direct action to occur (yea, I know about COINTELPRO; perception vs reality etc etc).

    The connection between the 2 and the modern day? They were all conservatives. The “Democrats” during the civil war were the same as the Republican party from the 1920s to now. The hypocritical rhetorical methods being used by conservatives to argue against the right to abortion has existed since Locke published Two Treatises of Government.

    SeaJ ,

    Don’t forget that Confederate states could not make laws against slavery via their constitution.

    EhList ,
    @EhList@lemmy.world avatar

    Nor could they leave the CSA. The CSA constitution should be taught in American schools because it becomes very clear the Confederates were very specifically focused on keeping slaves “in their place”

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