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Kolanaki , in what a catch
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I feel like this is just a dude taking the piss out of the myriad of women’s profiles that basically say the same thing.

PhlubbaDubba ,

Especially being the primary care giver of 3 kids despite having felonies on the record and smoking like a stack while drinking like a fish

Skullgrid ,
@Skullgrid@lemmy.world avatar

smoking like a stack

great, never heard this one

FilterItOut ,

Yeah, chimneys are for rich folks with brick houses.

Skullgrid ,
@Skullgrid@lemmy.world avatar

oh shit, that’s the original phrase.

AngryCommieKender ,

Yeah, if you’re on probation or parole you’re not allowed to drink (or use marijuana, or any other illicit substance). The cops in PA will randomly raid bars looking for probationers and parolees. That shit was annoying for those of us that were trying to have a good time at Karaoke

FozzyOsbourne , in Make it stop.

Don’t pretend you didn’t become obsessed with whatever cool new slang was flavour of the month when you were a child

sirico ,
@sirico@feddit.uk avatar

No shot fellow cool kid

Plopp ,

I don’t remember getting any new slang as a kid.

db2 ,

That’s because to you it was just normal.

bolexforsoup ,

Just because you don’t remember it doesn’t mean it didn’t happen. You had to learn it at some point. You weren’t born with a lexicon of slang that revealed itself when it suddenly became modern/relevant lol

Track_Shovel ,

Yeah, we just called people fags (sorry) or gay.

90s and early 00s were N O T LGBT friendly

bolexforsoup ,

Don’t forget how casual the r word was. Every comedy of the 90s and 2000s called somebody that. It’s still too commonly used but nothing like it was back then.

pyre ,

not to mention the casual use of the hard R. even Linus from LTT admitted to have dropped his fair share of hard Rs back then.

MindTraveller ,

Plus there was a lot of n*rcissist thrown around back then

Ookami38 ,

Ok now THAT’S a weird one to censor.

Plopp ,

Yeah unless that n is the n-word I don’t get the censoring.

MindTraveller ,

I censored it because it’s a bad word. A slur against people with disabilities.

Kusimulkku ,

What’s the r-word?

deadbeef79000 ,

“retarded”

Kusimulkku ,

Oh. I know it’s not a nice word but didn’t think it was bad enough to include on the same level as the n-word. Times do change I guess

deadbeef79000 ,

It’s a weird one. “Retard” is a technical term, jargon. It became a perjorative term.

Unlike the n-word that was always a pejorative.

WillFord27 ,

Companies 12 hours after June ends

Kusimulkku ,

“PRIIIIIDE 🏳️‍🌈”

next day

“So you fags wanna buy our products or what”

BakerBagel ,

We had a couple weeks calling people “F.A.G.s’ and “M.A.G.s” for 'female ass grabber” and “male ass grabber”. As in someone how grabd a females ass or or a male ass. I have no idea how the teachers were able to do anything about that with a straight face.

dan ,
@dan@upvote.au avatar

fags

This is what we called cigarettes in Australia.

FozzyOsbourne ,

Same in Britain. Damn homophobia ruining perfectly good slang!

bobs_monkey ,

What I remember from the 90/00s: sinch, hella, coolio, jam (going), spaz, poser, chillax, bitchin, burn, noob, booyah, aight, duh, phat, sup, stoked, jiggy, harsh, buzz kill

There’s a shitton more, but that’s what I got off the top of my head

TheDoozer ,

Yes to all except jiggy. I feel like that was just Will Smith trying to make Fetch happen.

MindTraveller ,

He was streets ahead!

wavebeam ,
@wavebeam@lemmy.world avatar

Idk, I got like all the jiggy’s before beating gruntilda

FozzyOsbourne ,

Don’t casually throw “spaz” in there with a load of inoffensive stuff!

NikkiDimes ,

You were learning slang along with everything else. At that age, it doesn’t stand out against everything else the same way it does when you’re older.

brandocorp ,

I think this is true, but I also grew up without Internet or social media so maybe things were more regional as opposed to this larger shared culture those things have enabled. So that may be part of it?

NikkiDimes ,

As someone who grew up in rural Canada, I feel that. We always felt a decade out of date on fads and slang lol.

systemglitch ,

80s had a ton.

gdog05 ,

You have a point, but when I was a kid we at least made sure the slang came from black people first. I don’t think anything good can come from white kids out there making up words.

flat ,
@flat@reddthat.com avatar

what

pancakes ,
@pancakes@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yikes

feedum_sneedson ,

penis

RIPandTERROR ,
@RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works avatar
brbposting ,

LOL who’s that

NikkiDimes ,

You forgot the /s right?

gdog05 ,

I kind of figured it was implied but eh. Some things don’t land.

Sidhean ,

Yeah, well. World is full of racists. Can hardly even make fun of 'em without being mistaken for one, now.

This reminded me of the month ‘wigga’ was every fucking one’s favorite word at my very-nearly-all-white school. Nothing good, indeed.

bolexforsoup ,

Watching millennials/gen x pick on Gen Z for the same behaviors we all had gets old doesn’t it?

candybrie ,

And the kids playing tag are likely not even gen z but gen alpha. No one can even pick on the right generation.

slaacaa ,

Fr, no cap

Pat_Riot ,
@Pat_Riot@lemmy.today avatar

True dat

Icalasari ,

I did not, for I was a loser who didn't know slang

Notyou ,
Mrderisant ,

Dude practically became a verbal tick

Condour75 , in Ironing

I’m gonna be the Debbie downer and mention that no-iron clothes have synthetics in them, the washing of which is a major contributor to the microplastics problem.

pbs.org/…/laundry-is-a-top-source-of-microplastic…

apfelwoiSchoppen ,
@apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world avatar

Lol who said anything about specific garments? We just wear our clothes wrinkled and no one cares. My linen shirts looked wrecked for an hour or so and then the wrinkles fall out, for instance.

MutilationWave ,

Yeah that’s linen for you. People don’t wear it much anymore sadly so they don’t get that they just look wrinkled. I love linen shirts though.

fl42v ,

All clothes are no-iron clothes if you DGAF enough :)

apfelwoiSchoppen ,
@apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world avatar

My people.

0110010001100010 ,
@0110010001100010@lemmy.world avatar

This is the way.

PythagreousTitties ,

All you gotta do it hang the shirts up, guys. That’s it. Gravity is nature’s iron.

GiveMemes ,

Clearly you’ve never bought linen :p

Mouselemming ,

Linen is supposed to be wrinkly, that’s why it’s so cool. It lets the breeze get between you and the fabric. Just hang it up wet, giving a few strategic tugs to smooth it out, especially the collar.

jaybone ,

I love that we are arguing about laundry on Lemmy. The thread above this there are so many angry downvotes.

MindTraveller ,

But make sure you do so quickly after the dryer is done. Otherwise they’ll cool down and the creases will set.

PythagreousTitties ,

I’d rather not follow any advice you give, MindTraveller. Thanks.

Skullgrid ,
@Skullgrid@lemmy.world avatar

no-iron clothes have synthetics in them

most my clothing is 100% cotton, and I have never ironed once I left my parent’s home.

Track_Shovel OP ,

True, but tires are way, way worse.

Hugh_Jeggs ,

You must look fucking stupid wearing tyres

Track_Shovel OP ,
jaybone ,

No wrinkles in the shirt though.

guiguinofake ,

Don’t diss Michelin Man, that’s not cool bro

BarbecueCowboy ,

If I have to choose between keeping nature around and not having to buy an iron again, is gonna be a tough choice.

Nachorella ,

you can do both if you just choose not to care about wrinkled clothes.

anonymouse2 ,

Many of us have this choice made for us.

Hildegarde ,

No iron clothes is a lie. They say no iron on the label in the store, but they tell you to iron in on the care label.

Mouselemming ,

Hanging them up wet rather than putting them in the dryer will get most wrinkles out, especially if you smooth/stretch the collar, placket and cuffs

brbposting ,

Could be formaldehyde as well right?

ssj2marx ,

I have never even heard of “no iron clothes” until now, and I haven’t ironed any of my clothes except when I absolutely had to do it because I was in the Marines.

Condour75 ,

Fair!

candyman337 ,

Yeah nah by now ironing I mean I do not iron unless it’s a fancy event, regardless of the fabric lol

fmstrat ,

Wool, cotton, etc, all don’t need ironing. Just don’t over dry and hang them up right away.

Buffaloaf , in The only thing keeping us Millennials going at this point

Looking at some of the headlines from 1992 is pretty interesting:

  • The U.S. Supreme Court ruled that states can’t ban abortions
  • there were the Rodney King riots
  • Billl Cosby won a kids choice award,
  • Jeffrey Dahmer was found sane and guilty of murder
  • John Gotti convicted of murder
  • Goosebumps by R.L. Stine is first published
  • Cartoon Network goes on air
  • Sinéad O’Connor rips up a picture of Pope John Paul II on SNL
  • Rage Against the Machine releases their first album
  • Disney’s Aladdin is released and makes a fuck load of money
  • Billy Ray Cyrus’s daughter is born
  • Russian Federation is formed after the collapse of the Soviet Union
jballs ,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

Billy Ray Cyrus’s daughter is born

She has a song out called “Used to be Young”. She was born in the 90s and has a song out about not being young and crazy any more. WT-actual-F

hydrospanner ,

Everyone over the age of 20 thinks they’re old now.

Everyone older than them responds with some variation of, “Just you wait!”

Always been this way.

DriftinGrifter ,

I mean if Luke some people i know you Start MDMA with 15 you age preety fast

JohnnyCache ,

Are you zooted right now?

KingJalopy ,

They started MDMA at the age of 15

ElBarto ,
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

I go out of my way to let people in their late 20s how little time they have left with their body being nice to them.

One day hangovers last 2 days, by 34 you’ll get to find out what part of your body is going to be your main ache, if your lucky like me, you’ll get 2.

Then you’ll just shit yourself for no reason.

bdonvr , (edited )

She’s 31. Which isn’t that old but older than the “young and crazy” phase I suppose

Blackmist ,

Billl Cosby won a kids choice award

What else could be there? An R Kelly CD?

youtu.be/xIiNbBQM_Go?t=35

kratoz29 ,

Hey, I was born this year!

Did you use a specific website to gather all this info?

I remember someone mentioned a link to watch interesting stuff from the past here on Lemmy 🤔

Buffaloaf ,

Nothing specific, just looked through different news sites and found some things I thought were interesting.

bill_1992 , in Chad scraper

Everyone loves the idea of scraping, no one likes maintaining scrapers that break once a week because the CSS or HTML changed.

DigitalPaperTrail ,

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  • archomrade ,

    I feel this

    Anonymousllama ,

    This one. One of the best motivators. Sense of satisfaction when you get it working and you feel unstoppable (until the next subtle changes happens anyway)

    camr_on ,
    @camr_on@lemmy.world avatar

    I loved scraping until my ip was blocked for botting lol. I know there’s ways around it it’s just work though

    pennomi ,

    I successfully scraped millions of Amazon product listings simply by routing through TOR and cycling the exit node every 10 seconds.

    camr_on ,
    @camr_on@lemmy.world avatar

    That’s a good idea right there, I like that

    aBundleOfFerrets ,

    lmao, yeah, get all the exit nodes banned from amazon.

    pennomi ,

    That’s the neat thing, it wouldn’t because traffic only spikes for 10s on any particular node. It perfectly blends into the background noise.

    nilloc ,

    Queue Office Space style error and scrape for 10 hours on each node.

    AlecStewart1st ,

    This guy scrapes

    Touching_Grass , (edited )

    You guys use IP’s?

    synae ,
    @synae@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

    Token ring for me baybeee

    camr_on ,
    @camr_on@lemmy.world avatar

    I’m coding baby’s first bot over here lol, I could probably do better

    dangblingus ,

    Or in the case of wikipedia, every table on successive pages for sequential data is formatted differently.

    Matriks404 ,

    Just use AI to make changes ¯_(ツ)_/¯

    anarchy79 ,
    @anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

    Here take these: \

    Matriks404 ,

    ¯_(ツ)_/¯\ Thanks

    TrismegistusMx , in Hopsital
    @TrismegistusMx@lemmy.world avatar

    Those organs appear to be lungs.

    Aesthesiaphilia ,

    The mildly infuriating part is how obviously fake it is

    SymphonicResonance ,
    @SymphonicResonance@lemmy.world avatar

    I found the OP on reddit . They state that they beat the cancer.

    _bac ,

    In 6 months???

    SymphonicResonance ,
    @SymphonicResonance@lemmy.world avatar

    I don’t know how fast it works. According to their posts (I feel really creepy reading their history), their first round of chemo was started around Dec 23 2022. On Dec 30th they reported that their tumor has shrunken 1/3 since the first round. By Feb 3 of 2023 they had completed three rounds of treatment.

    On April 15th they reported that tumor was no longer growing and thus the tumor was beaten.

    16 months before this incident, they had another kind of cancer. So it is infuriating that their doctors didn’t run tests till it was almost too late. They state they are Germany, so maybe the doctors there are extra conservative with running test.

    DrQuint ,

    Earlier on Lemmy’s life, there was someone here telling people of how many fake reddit stories they had written to places like Am I The Asshole using numerous alts.

    And how they were convinced of doing it because they were an editor, and they were used to seeing so much badly written anecdotes with no respect for narrative or proper focus on details of importance… Until Reddit hapenned and flipped that. It was a source of far too many interesting and well edited stories and something was off. They were certain that the average person with a story to tell was far less educated in English, far less capable of shorthanding detail, than what Reddit had to offer on average, and the answer was that people were just using it as a creative writing exercise platform. So, they used it that way too, since they wanted to bea fiction writer.

    Zagorath ,
    @Zagorath@aussie.zone avatar

    That’s an interesting theory they had, but I’m not sure their evidence necessarily followed.

    The upvote/downvote mechanism and the Reddit alogithm mean that the stuff that you’re most likely to see is not necessarily “the average person with a story to tell”. Because if they’re a bad writer, people are more likely to downvote it. It’s a sort of sampling bias.

    DaveFuckinMorgan ,
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  • Rivalarrival ,

    Nah, that brain tumor just has its own rib cage, vertebral column, sternum…

    Dicska ,

    Yeah, and it turns your skull into a Bundt cake.

    TheCheddarCheese ,
    @TheCheddarCheese@lemmy.world avatar

    jokes aside that thing looks GOOOD

    MBM , in The Cox-Zucker Machine

    The best part is that Cox and Zucker didn’t give it the name Cox-Zucker machine themselves, because you’re not supposed to name things after yourself. A third person, Schwartz, caught the joke and gave it the name.

    brbposting ,
    model_tar_gz ,

    But can you Handel it?

    jaybone ,

    How do we know Schwartz wasn’t in on it?

    CubitOom ,

    The Schwartz was with them.

    Norgur , in Bad day

    I could have sworn that this was her armpit from the back

    Sibbo ,

    Or his armpit from the front

    Valmond ,

    Or a sofa?

    Feirdro ,

    I think this is right.

    Angry_Maple ,
    @Angry_Maple@sh.itjust.works avatar

    I was thinking the inside of a bent knee at first haha

    MartinXYZ ,

    Yeah, I can see that

    Thorry84 , (edited ) in Be amazed by the uses of Tech...

    While the general message of this meme is true, almost none of the internet actually goes through satellites. There are huge cables all around the world connecting the whole thing. And while launching rockets and deploying satellites is really cool, I think ocean crossing cables are impressive all on their own. Imagine a cable not only long and strong enough to cross an ocean, but also resting on the ocean floor, exposed to the environment and expected to work for decades. And to think the first of these cables was deployed back in 1858.

    FlyingSquid ,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    Billy lives out in Bumfuck, Idaho and thus needs Starlink.

    cogman ,

    We have high speed Internet here in bumfuck… But yes, statistically Billy is likely a dumbfuck if he lives here.

    FlyingSquid ,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    Maybe in some parts, but HughesNet and Starlink wouldn’t exist if they didn’t have people using them.

    Thorry84 ,

    Well Starlink is yet to turn a profit, so I’m not sure it has any place to actually exist. I think it’s mostly there to fill up the SpaceX launch schedule. Especially since the Starlink stuff de-orbits in like 3 years, so they have to keep on launching.

    Ilovethebomb ,

    Starling satellites have motors, and regularly boost their altitude to help overcome atmospheric drag. That figure is from when the satellite either runs out of fuel, or shuts down.

    Thorry84 , (edited )

    Yes this helps with positioning and orbital decay. Almost every satellite has this, it isn’t special to Starlink stuff. I know Elon makes it sound like they’ve invented the wheel here, but much of what they do has been done in one way or another.

    There are a couple of factors which impact the lifespan of these satellites:

    • Technological progression. As they refine the technology and techniques they need to update the satellites with the latest and greatest. This means of course removing the old satellite and replacing it with a new one. Especially in the early days (now) this is a huge factor in replacing their stuff.
    • Failure rates. This is mostly due to radiation, but may also be due to other factors. The network is only as good as its nodes, so failing nodes need to be replaced fast. Radiation hardening is expensive and usually adds weight. This is a trade off between launch costs, the number of satellites they can fit in a Falcon 9 and lifespan of the stuff. Things like solar storms can have a huge impact, as Starlink found out the hard way.
    • Fuel consumption. Exact positioning is important for Starlink and with their VLEO orbits drag is a big factor. The satellite have very cool engines that help them stay in place, but only a limited fuel supply. There is a safe minimum fuel as regulation requires them to de-orbit safely, which takes a lot of fuel. So just running it till it’s empty is a no go, they need a good safety margin. They also don’t want to start any kind of Kessler syndrome kind of deal, so old spots need to be cleared out before new stuff can go in.

    There are other factors, but these are the big ones. Starlink say they are aiming for a total replacement every 5 years, but in practice it’s more like 3 years. This is mainly due to the first batches being more prototype like, getting nearer to a final design recently.

    With the proposed 11.000 unit constellation and the 5 year replacement rate, they would need more than 1 Falcon 9 launch each week. The costs are literally astronomical and the revenue has been only a fraction of what Elon sold the investors. I would be surprised if the plug is pulled on the whole Starlink thing.

    People seem to think Starlink is the first and only one to try this, but it has been tried for decades and almost all have failed. The only success is with companies targeting niches, where there is little to no competition and premium rates can be had. For example reporters in the field broadcasting from a van to a satellite to be live on TV was a big niche. So far Starlink hasn’t delivered on a lot of the promises made by Elon and is destined to fail unless something big changes.

    Ilovethebomb ,

    I didn’t realize the sats had such a short lifespan, I thought it was closer to eight years.

    Although, there are hundreds of millions of people around the world who are potential customers, and I’ve spoken to a few people who either are, or plan to be, a customer. I do think the market exists.

    Thorry84 ,

    Hundreds of millions would be a lot. I think you overestimate the demand for something like Starlink a lot. People who can afford to pay and would consider paying for Starlink tend to live in well developed countries. These countries typically have internet connections which are better than wat Starlink offers. Statistically most people live in cities, which also typically have good internet. People who live in lesser developed countries and don’t live in cities tend to not be able to afford or willing to pay for Starlink. Usually there are other cheaper options available, even though they would offer less bandwidth than Starlink. So the total market would not be hundreds of millions.

    Starlink also offers poor bandwidth and latencies compared to local solutions. People who just use things like Facebook would rather have a low latency and low bandwidth solution than a high inconsistent latency and high bandwidth solution. Starlink is getting better, but the latency, especially in regions with few base stations (which is their best use case) will be inherently poor compared to wired or local wireless solutions.

    Starlink themselves thought they would have 20 million subscribers in 2022. In reality they managed just about 1.5 million. (It’s not clear how accurate these numbers are and if they include non paying customers) They could get more people on board if they lower pricing, but then they need more customers to get the same revenue. Since the costs of building and launching the satellites, managing them and maintaining the ground part of the system are fixed and high, they need to generate a lot of revenue to turn a profit.

    There may be large parts of underdeveloped areas in the US for example where people have the need for high bandwidth internet and are able to afford it and local solutions are lacking. But you end up with only 50 potential customers for one area of which maybe 5-10 people actually sign up. As soon as you hit something like a town, local wired and wireless internet solutions will outcompete Starlink easily. In a poorer country there may be more people to be found in rural areas, but if you only make the equivalent of $5000 a year, you probably won’t spend more than $1000 for Starlink. For those people the budget they have for internet would be more like $50 a year max.

    And remember even if Starlink starts to operate at a profit, they aren’t out of the woods yet. They have had huge upfront starting costs, much more than they expected. Those costs need to be covered before investers actually get anything.

    All the while they are competing with local internet solutions which are being rolled out fast all around the world. Something like 5G is rapidly cutting into the need for something like Starlink. As soon as subscriber count starts dropping instead of rising, it’s all over.

    Bo7a ,

    You might be bumfuck-nowhere-adjacent. But if you have DSL, fiber, or cable, you are not in bumfuck nowhere.

    -Sent through my solar powered starlink connection from actual bumfuck nowhere. Where power lines don’t even exist.

    ares35 ,
    @ares35@kbin.social avatar

    i'm in the outskirts of bumfuck. there's areas here with maximum dsl speeds under 1 mbit/sec. which the telco naturally sells at a higher price than the 40-60 mbit dsl in other parts of town because it's the only wireline service available in those neighborhoods (cable's ridiculously-priced service is their only competitor otherwise, but they don't cover every part of town)

    pipe01 ,

    I guess the point still stands, I’m sure you need to account for the circumference of the earth when laying those cables

    Thorry84 ,

    Yeah that’s true!

    But the cables aren’t exactly running in a straight line I think, so I would need to do some math and research to figure out if the circumference actually matters. Someone get on this!

    dudinax ,

    When all else was equal they must have gone straight.

    jaybone ,

    Now we’re just encouraging the flat earthers.

    rmuk ,

    Relevant Map Men:

    youtu.be/pJU-KYMREbQ

    Piped Bot! You are needed!

    ILikeBoobies ,

    Worse for the eco-system than a satellite though

    some_guy ,

    The cables are flat!

    YoBuckStopsHere , in Don't forget to tip your gas station
    @YoBuckStopsHere@lemmy.world avatar

    This is tipping culture out of control.

    soloner ,

    I think it’s shopped

    YoBuckStopsHere ,
    @YoBuckStopsHere@lemmy.world avatar

    I could see them doing this

    intensely_human ,

    shopping culture is out of control here

    Empricorn ,

    These screens aren’t usually touch-sensitive, no? I don’t usually fill up at Valero’s, but those buttons on the side are often used because the screens aren’t designed for touch. I’m in a cold climate though, so maybe they just don’t use them here…

    obinice ,
    @obinice@lemmy.world avatar

    Tipping culture is tipping culture out of control.

    You should see the insane way it’s worshipped in the USA, all as an obviously thin front to avoid paying wages and giving workers rights. It’s wild.

    EdibleFriend ,
    @EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

    Worshiped? What country do you live in? The biggest argument I see for it is ‘its absolutely bullshit but some jobs that’s almost all they make’

    I don’t think I’ve ever, in my 41 years here, seen a single human being say it’s an amazing system.

    bl4ckblooc ,

    You obviously haven’t been talking to servers that make $200 a night in cash tips they don’t pay taxes on. My fiancé works in marketing for a large winery, and some of the kids they would bring in to work the restaurant would be making tons of money from it. Those are the people who love it

    Blaster_M ,

    They’re supposed to pay federal income tax on their tips in the USA. However, it being cash, most people take it as “under the table” wages.

    bl4ckblooc ,

    I know they are supposed to, but most servers don’t. Some business will even give out your debit/credit tips in cash so you don’t have to claim them.

    dangblingus ,

    You don’t talk to enough servers that aren’t 20 year old blonde chicks. And even then, there are slow nights where they bring home $50 in tips. It’s a predatory system for all involved except the owner class.

    Imgonnatrythis ,

    Or the people in the back of the house that bust their ass, are sometimes highly trained, and take home less than the person carrying food back and forth.

    bl4ckblooc ,

    That’s not the discussion going on? We are talking about who the people are that champion for tipping.

    bl4ckblooc ,

    Okay? The point is that there are people who like the system, and those are the people I outlined. That’s the point of my comment as a reply to the comment above. No one here has said it’s not predatory.

    danielton ,

    You’ve never gotten into an argument with someone who says they tip their mechanic and doctor and thinks everybody should do the same?

    There absolutely are people in the US who believe that everybody you interact with as a customer should be tipped because they believe all the propaganda from the likes of Readers Digest and Wall Street Journal. They believe everybody must be tipped because covid and “How are those jobs any different from being a server? It’s a SERVICE!” It’s beyond ridiculous. I worked in retail and food service (not tipped) for a long time and would have been embarrassed to have to resort to begging for tips.

    Tip culture worship is real. I’ve run into plenty of people online and offline who think that tips should be mandatory everywhere, of all walks of life.

    elscallr ,
    @elscallr@lemmy.world avatar

    People tipping their doctor? I don’t even pay my doctor, my insurance does that.

    danielton ,

    Yup, I’ve seriously gotten into arguments with people who insist on tipping the doctor.

    _number8_ ,

    there’s a great citations needed episode on the shitty origins of it and the shitty circumstances it creates: soundcloud.com/…/ep-118-the-snitch-economy-how-ti…

    Waiting tables. Bartending. Hospitality, food delivery, beauty salons, rideshare driving. The service industry, as anyone who has worked in it knows all too well, is notorious for relying on tipping to undercut employee wages and deputize individual customers to determine how much money a worker should be able to take home. Amid increasing recognition of these injustices, a number of campaigns and new laws surfaced, pre-pandemic, to abolish or meaningfully reduce the practice of tipping.

    But despite the best efforts of these campaigns, tipping remains the industry - and American society - standard. Indeed, the perverse logic of tipping has broadened into an ever-present ‘snitch economy’ - an ecosystem of tactics like mystery shoppers and Uber and Yelp rating systems designed to police the behavior of workers while outsourcing the costs of said supervision to customers and other workers.

    In the process, our snitch economy pits those being surveilled against those doing the watching, and the judging. Through a ubiquitous public-facing network of rating and reviewing other people’s labor - and often the behavioral disposition they exhibit while working - people with otherwise very little power are elevated to temporary positions of authority over others, fostering a culture of surveillance rather than one of solidarity. The snitch economy serves the dual purpose of not only giving working people a false sense of power when they’re the ones being served, but also reducing millions of human interactions to opportunities for not only snap judgments, but subjective rewards and retribution.

    iheartneopets ,

    Tf are you on about? Idk where you’re getting your impressions from but it is absolutely not ‘worshipped’ in the US.

    No_Eponym ,
    @No_Eponym@lemmy.ca avatar

    Corpos with their first already up your ass, now asking for more: “Come on, just the a tip?”

    gerryflap ,
    @gerryflap@feddit.nl avatar

    Hopefully it’s close to a tipping point

    ickplant OP , in If you know, you know
    @ickplant@lemmy.world avatar
    Supa ,

    Ha-ha! Classic Jordan!

    Daefsdeda ,

    Sjeez is all I can say.

    xor , in Altered Carbon

    about a day

    bobs_monkey ,

    Well that’s generous

    TeddE ,
    @TeddE@lemmy.world avatar

    Nah. The 24 hour window is so all the rich, connected people can apply for some grandfathered exemption clause that’s not available to the rest of us.

    bobs_monkey ,

    Fuckers

    TheFriar ,

    Well they only operate in the “business day.” Which means after 5pm they’re more vulnerable and that’s when we must strike

    henfredemars ,

    I’d give it 11 minutes.

    Gestrid ,
    generaldenmark , in Tipping culture npcs

    Americans be like; “If you can’t afford to pay 69% tip then don’t go out eating at all”

    UnderpantsWeevil ,
    @UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world avatar

    Also, complaining that things will cost too much if waiters eek by on more than minimum wage.

    dabaldeagul ,
    @dabaldeagul@feddit.nl avatar

    The cost is literally the same… Restaurants would just be upfront about it then.

    UnderpantsWeevil ,
    @UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world avatar

    That would be upsetting to the business owners, though. You know - the Job Creators.

    David_Eight ,

    If I’m directly responsible for their salary, then they’re working for me. I created that job.

    Maggoty ,

    You assume the restaurant’s prices are connected to wages in any meaningful way. We’re paying the wages. That’s all food cost and profit.

    SpaceNoodle ,

    Eek! They eke out a living on so little!

    surewhynotlem ,

    If you’re going to say “69%” , you need to call it eating out, not out eating.

    Steve ,

    While getting fucked! What a meal!

    joelfromaus ,
    @joelfromaus@aussie.zone avatar

    It’s only eating out if it’s 69%, otherwise it’s just sparkling oral.

    wreckedcarzz ,
    @wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

    If all I had to do was 69 my waiter, I’d be eating out a lot more

    SeabassDan ,

    I gotta say, complaining about being on the verge of a recession while going out for a $70 meal really puts my poverty into perspective.

    PonyOfWar , in Maybe Lovecraft wasn't as talented as people think?

    The wizard was called “Le Sorcier”. Lovecraft wrote that story when he was 17, so I think we can cut him some slack that it wasn’t a masterpiece.

    FlyingSquid OP ,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    Can we cut him some slack about what he named his cat?

    PugJesus ,
    @PugJesus@kbin.social avatar

    No, we can excuse lack of refinement in talent, but not racism.

    I love Lovecraft's work, but fuck is he incredibly racist.

    FlyingSquid OP ,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    I agree. I just like telling people what he named his cat so they’ll know what a racist he was.

    That said, Cool Air is a very good short story.

    ThunderingJerboa ,
    @ThunderingJerboa@kbin.social avatar

    I mean if they have read some of his stories, it should be pretty obvious he was pretty fucking racist. The cat thing is a fun meme but if anyone has read at least call of Cthulhu the work most people know about its pretty on the nose. Every human antagonist is either black or a foreigner and he is pretty blatant about it. Hell don't get me started on Facts Concerning the Late Arthur Jermyn and His Family (or The White Ape), that one is just so funny with how bloody racist it is because the conclusion is so absurd, you can't take it serious.

    itsgroundhogdayagain ,

    and xenophobic… and a mamma’s boy

    RedAggroBest ,

    Mama’s boy should not be undersold here. His mother was vile and was directly the reason he was afraid of pretty much everything.

    Turious ,

    Unrelated but you just said “but fuck”.

    dojan ,
    @dojan@lemmy.world avatar

    His racism is honestly the most horrifying part of his work.

    Like there’s some good stuff there, but it’s the extreme racism that really gives me the heebie jeebies that make me put the books down and take a breather.

    ThunderingJerboa ,
    @ThunderingJerboa@kbin.social avatar

    Yeah it does make it a bit hard to listen to those audiobooks in the car...

    Timecircleline ,

    Oh my goodness, yes! One of the parts in Herbert West - Reanimator made me nauseous.

    djsoren19 ,

    He might have actually been the greatest coward of all time. Yeah, that cowardice meant he held a lot of shitty opinions about the world, but it was the exact kinda experience with endless fear that could create a new horror genre.

    ChairmanMeow ,
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    Lovecraft’s racism is very much a product of fear, not racial superiority. Dude was extraordinarily terrified of everything remotely foreign. It’s why “strange creatures that are vaguely human but completely incomprehensible” is the generic terror in his stories.

    In that sense, I find the motivations for his racism far less terrible than the motivations a racial supremacist has.

    1simpletailer ,
    @1simpletailer@startrek.website avatar

    Its a bit of both. He definitely believed in the supremacy of the Anglo-Saxon race. There is no excuse for it, but there is a pitiable aspect to the part of Lovecrafts racism that is rooted in fear. Like Fucking chill Howard, its just a Welshman.

    Kit ,

    Wow I was going to post a spoiler of the cat’s name but nvm

    PonyOfWar ,

    Nah, his racism is well documented. Though if we want to talk about the cat in particular, it’s not known if he named it himself, when it went missing he was only 14.

    FlyingSquid OP ,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    But he was fine re-using the name in The Rats in the Walls, so if he didn’t name it, he was very fond of it.

    PonyOfWar ,

    Yeah, safe to say he didn’t have an issue with the racist name.

    VerseAndVermin ,

    Not that it matters at this point, but I saw somewhere that he had remorse for his racism later in life. Is this true? I have never seen anything to show it but I haven’t saught it out either.

    It’s kinda funny how some of my favorite board games are based upon the setting. I love that they are heavy with diversity. It makes me think of Stephen King’s writing book, he says a story is no longer yours once it’s out there.

    I’m glad Lovecraft made what he did, and that it’s so free tooled today. I think one day the Wizarding World will be the same (I refuse to keep calling the whole thing Harry Potter).

    PugJesus ,
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    He became less racist later in life, but didn't, to my knowledge, express remorse for his previous racism.

    TSG_Asmodeus ,
    @TSG_Asmodeus@lemmy.world avatar

    Not that it matters at this point, but I saw somewhere that he had remorse for his racism later in life. Is this true?

    Keep in mind he died at 46, and at best went from “extremely racist” to “very racist.” His political views change, and I have always had a bit of a chuckle on his original assumptions:

    As a result of the Great Depression, Lovecraft reexamined his political views. Initially, he thought that affluent people would take on the characteristics of his ideal aristocracy and solve America’s problems. When this did not occur, he became a socialist.

    shalafi ,

    Lovecraft’s racism is what I call “hilarious racism”, if you’ll pardon the term. I’ve only ever thought that in connection with HP. He was very much a product of his times, as we all are. Eugenics was all the rage, and you can pick that out in his works.

    Lovecraft wasn’t merely racist against non-whites, he was racist against anyone who wasn’t of the “right stock”. He might snob you if you were a white man, living in Rhode Island, of English or German descent, but came from the wrong family tree. LOL, this guy rated humans like dog breeders rate bloodlines. OG Playa Hater’s Ball.

    And speaking of his times, look at when he wrote. We were just discovering how incomprehensibly monstrous the solar system was, how big the Milky Way was, just then understanding that we lived in a galaxy. And we didn’t know there were others. FFS, Pluto wasn’t discovered until 1930.

    Anyway, well worth reading his complete works. Good shit. Grab a copy off me.

    drive.google.com/open?id=1KLBK1QQPc5ZuKm6nlveswoW…

    bort ,

    Anyway, well worth reading his complete works. Good shit. Grab a copy off me.

    There is a torrent for the audiobooks, narrated by Wayne June (the narrator from Darkest Dungeon).

    Wayne Junes reading Lovecraft is a match made in heaven. I strongly recommend giving it a try

    BestBouclettes ,

    Your description makes me think of Pierce Hawthorne’s father in Community.

    Shyfer ,

    Reminds me of that big racist guy in Disco Elysium.

    sheogorath ,

    When I got that side quest to internalize the racist shit he’s spouting I lost it. What a game.

    Edit: fuck, you just reminded me of the horribly racist 7’2" Dutch exchange student. The way he goes on to justify his racism is very similar to the guy at Disco Elysium.

    Shyfer ,

    That part was hilarious. It’s so good that you can play as someone who can make all that racist shit make sense in your head lol.

    I’m curious about the 7’2" Dutch exchange student. I must have missed that story.

    sentient_loom ,
    @sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Nope. But that’s for moral reasons unrelated to criticisms of his on-the-nose sorcerer’s name.

    MrJameGumb , in You didn't bought it you rented it!
    @MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

    I just read an article the other day that said LG is about to start charging subscription fees for washing machines 🙄

    I will go old school and start washing my clothes against a rock in the river before I’ll pay a fucking subscription to use my own washing machine

    MiddleWeigh ,
    @MiddleWeigh@lemmy.world avatar

    That is crazy.

    Like a damn laundromat. So is LG gonna supply water and power too? Wtf are the charging for? The right to buy their product? Lmao. Fuck off.

    Go analog. Real analog. Sticks and stones baby.

    MrJameGumb ,
    @MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

    The article said the subscription was for “software updates” which really seems like something they should provide for free anyway so you’re really just paying for the privilege to use their precious machine that you already paid for lol

    programmer_belch ,
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    Software updates for what? New ways to wash your clothes? I only use like two or three settings in mine

    MrJameGumb ,
    @MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

    Knowing LG it’s probably updates to make it play Jingle Bells at Christmas time or something lol

    Rouxibeau ,

    Sounds like paywalling security updates.

    cashsky ,

    Those pesky hackers turning off my washing machine when I’m trying to do laundry!

    pleb_maximus ,

    Well, if your washing machine was connected to the internet you would also need security updates. Of course the only reason you’d connect your washing machine to the internet would be in order to get said security updates in the first place.

    Great job creating a need by developing the fix for it in the first place.

    joenforcer ,

    Alerts for when the washer finishes its cycle. Reminders on when to do a tub clean. More detail when certain errors or anomalies are detected. Additional wash cycles for special load/fabric types that don’t fit on the dial.I have used the internet connection on my washer for all of these things and it has been very useful.

    lemon ,
    @lemon@sowhois.gay avatar

    My magical washing machine somehow knows how to do those things without an internet connection.

    _wampa__stompa ,

    Potentially more serious than that. A poorly protected washing machine (or any other IOT device) can serve as an attack vector into your local network.

    UID_Zero ,
    @UID_Zero@infosec.pub avatar

    You’re not wrong, but why the hell does a washing machine need to be Internet connected in the first place?

    And since the first answer is always “So it can tell me when the cycle is done,” set a frickin timer if it’s that big of a deal.

    _wampa__stompa ,

    Oh I agree totally.

    electrogamerman ,

    I think maybe to turn in on remotely. Lets say you leave to work in the morning and you want to have your clothes washed and/or dried when you arrive from work, then you can turn it on remotely, but its still stupid

    UID_Zero ,
    @UID_Zero@infosec.pub avatar

    My washer has a delay timer on it. Is that not a common option?

    I also have an option to start a small fan and spin the drum every few minutes, so it keeps wet clothes from getting mildewy. I use that every time, so I don’t have nasty clothes when I inevitably forget to swap stuff into the dryer.

    electrogamerman ,

    Oh, nice. I didnt know those were an option

    Clocksstriking13 ,

    I think it’s for “smart” washing machines that you can control from your phone etc. So that’s likely what the “updates” would be related too…why you’d need to control your washing machine from afar is beyond me but some people love smart gadgets and will by anything that connects to their phone.

    thecodemonk ,

    I hate the make everything a smart appliance trend… Grills, washers and dryers, dishwashers, coffee machines… WHY? No one needs this shit.

    mayo ,
    @mayo@lemmy.world avatar

    There are cases for it, eg programming a wash to occur when energy demand is low.

    In my opinion we should be pursuing technologies to do this that don’t require an internet connection. Even being able to program a schedule into the machine and it can detect if something is in there or not. That would be enough since energy usage follows a relatively consistent plot. These companies don’t give a shit about anything other than coming up with ways to make more money.

    Gork ,

    The cost of the laundry subscription is likely to vastly out cost the energy savings it may provide.

    mayo ,
    @mayo@lemmy.world avatar

    Ya it’s a shit idea to go subscription in any situation. You really do not need any kind of ongoing updates/subscription unless the product was built around a subscription model. If it can done mechanically on basic programmable outlets then it can be coded the same way. I would be fine buying a laundry machine, asking my utilities provider what time to run it, and then programming that into the machine manually.

    floofloof ,

    Huh. I do my best to avoid anything that connects to my phone.

    Perfide ,

    Fucking software updates for a washing machine? If my washing machine needs a software update, that should be a fucking recall. A washing machine should be a fully embedded system imo.

    DrQuint ,

    It’s updates for the cybersecurity that exists strictly only because it is connected to the internet which in turn is something that exists strictly only because there’s software updates.

    Megaman Battle Network was prophetic. Terrorist will flood your house using a phone.

    DarkMatter_contract ,

    Why would anyone connect a washing machine to the internet??? To play Skyrim?

    Countsheep ,

    I hope this is rage bait because I can’t think of any reason a washing machine would ever need a software update. Is it like a smart machine? If so then just let me disable it

    moosetwin ,

    man the world is so fucked up that I was more surprised that they weren’t already doing this

    SubArcticTundra ,
    @SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

    Yeah. I think I’d rather employ someone to wash my clothes for me than pay a subscription

    joel_feila ,
    @joel_feila@lemmy.world avatar

    what is the difference between a subscription and a never ending loan

    luffyuk , (edited )

    With a loan you actually receive money at the start.

    floofloof ,

    A loan usually comes with full support and warranty service for the duration of the loan. With a subscription I bet you get to pay without receiving these benefits in return.

    joel_feila ,
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    Well any manufacturer warranty would apply to the machine regardless of how you pay for it

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