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Jakdracula , in jd vance
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He’s a homosectional.

Snailpope , in Get her a publisher

Rex: “couldn’t put it down!” Spot: “Must Read!” Precious: “I really connected with the central theme. So true! Absolutely poetic take on the over squirlification of our neighborhoods. Those squirrels need to go back to where they came from!”

abbiistabbii , in Shiny and chrome
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Only if it blows flames from it’s eyes.

Vertelleus , in I love SVU
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Dum Dum.

ouRKaoS , in Get her a publisher

I want to read the book when she’s done!

partial_accumen ,

Rumor has it Dreamworks has already optioned the movie rights.

Lupus ,

Plot twist: it’s just furry porn written by some lunatic with a made up daughter

ouRKaoS ,

I can honestly say I’ve never seen a squirrel furry.

roguetrick ,

Rodents require a level of energy that I’m sure most furries feel unable to commit to.

BackOnMyBS ,
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Lemmy has naturally become the unofficial home of furries and trans. I love it and am happy to be here for it before it goes mainstream and gets enshitified. We’re living tomorrow’s good ole days and don’t even know it.

Excrubulent ,
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It’s not being mainstream that causes enshittification by itself, it’s corporate control.

That’s the beauty of federation, there is no easy way for a single entity to become dominant.

I’m not saying it’s impossible for the fediverse to enshittify, but it seems to me that it probably won’t. We’ve already shown that we’re resistant to corporate “embrace, extend, extinguish” strategies.

generic_computers ,

I still want to read it when it’s done

expatriado , in Get her a publisher

short and to the point, my kind of book

MagnyusG , in Get her a publisher

say whaaat

Sunforged ,
AnxiousDuck ,

whaaat

CoolMatt ,

Hwaaat

the_crotch , in This explains much.

It’s so easy to get free guys in Mario 3 that these were kind of pointless. The ones where you could win a hammer bros suit, on the other hand… Those were valuable.

weremacaque , in Shiny and chrome

This is such a horrible idea that I want to make it for Gaslands.

mariusafa , (edited ) in that's it that's the whole show

Where plank? :(

Xanthrax , in that's it that's the whole show
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Remember the time they learned a lesson about building regulations by killing every kid in the town, Final Destination style?

(It’s almost every other episode)

Forester ,
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they’re already in purgatory and dead soooo

(Some of the characters are from the early 1900s while others are from the latter decades of the milinium)

Hexarei ,
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You dare mock the son of a shepherd?!

todd_bonzalez , in Real Facebook ad that doubles as a god-tier shitpost
Magister , in All junk
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Only stuff I like in some thrift store is power supply/adapter. Say I need for a project or to replace faulty one, a 8.4V 300mA wallwart? a 15VAC one? etc, just go in the bin at the thrift store, some are 1$ or 2$ It’s dull I know.

MattWalsh OP , in that's it that's the whole show
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I too have committed fraud so I could suck on some big juicy balls 🤤

takeda ,

I hope your ear is all better, Mr President.

Lost_My_Mind ,

I don’t. I hope it’s permanently disfigured. Heres my reaaoning. Trump has a mental inability to accept that he’s not perfect. So having this disfigured ear, for someone whos on camera so often, would drive him NUTS.

And yes, I realize he’s probably already gotten plastic surgury to make sure it looks like nothing happened, but I can dream of a world where a mild disfigurement keeps him up at night because he’s shallow.

And just to give you an idea of how things used to be, Taft finished his 45 minute speech after getting shot. THEN he figured “Eh, may as well go to hospital. Got nothin else planned for today.”

skulblaka ,
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And just to give you an idea of how things used to be, Taft finished his 45 minute speech after getting shot. THEN he figured “Eh, may as well go to hospital. Got nothin else planned for today.”

Yep, Teddy Roosevelt did something similar. Got shot square in the chest at the beginning of his speech, determined via his hunting knowledge that if he wasn’t coughing blood (he wasn’t) then he was probably fine, bullied the Secret Service into not harming the shooter, finished his speech, then went to the hospital.

I know I would never be that much of an absolute badass, but I also know these are the sort of people that Trump is trying to compare himself to and coming up woefully short.

papalonian ,

You saw Trump get mentioned as a joke and went on a 3 paragraph rant about how you hope his ear doesn’t get better

Lost_My_Mind ,

Oh no! 3 WHOLE paragraphs??? How ever will I read such an unabridged novel???

Bo Burnham was right when he said:

“It’s youtube, it’s what this country’s been needing, an entire generation of kids who don’t waste their time reading!”

papalonian ,

It was less a remark on my inability to read a comment of that length, and more one on some people’s obsession with ranting about things at the slightest provocation

Omgboom , in All junk

PSA that you will never find any hidden gems at Goodwill ever again. Goodwill started an e-commerce website and they have people in the back who sort through everything and anything of any value is sent to e-commerce and appraised and sold at auction.

So the days of going to goodwill and finding cool stuff are over, it’s all just dead people’s clothes now. Support your local thrift stores by going there instead

Fern ,
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Woah, when and how did you learn that?

Omgboom , (edited )

Related to someone who works at Goodwill, recently.

shopgoodwill.com/home

Addv4 ,

It’s a lot more rare for sure. Some still do have nice stuff, but it’s much, much more of shitshow than it used to be. Unfortunately not many independent thrift stores around me, and the few that are generally have nice deals even less often than goodwill.

Banichan ,
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My local thrift stores are just as shitty as Goodwill

bigkahuna1986 ,

I remember I used to see xboxes and PlayStations on the shelves frequently. In the last year I’ve seen 2 wiis, 1 wii u, and 1 Xbox 360. No computers anymore. No cool software. The shelves are getting more barren.

LordKitsuna ,

80% of their employees don’t fucking care. So stuff still slips through

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