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platypode , to asklemmy in Did the year zero never exist ?
@platypode@sh.itjust.works avatar

It depends which calendar you use! Every calendar picks a basically arbitrary system to uniquely identify each year, and in some of them “year 0” doesn’t refer to any year.

The Gregorian, for example, goes directly from 1 BC to 1 AD, since 1 BC is “the first year before Christ” and 1 AD is “the first in the years of our lord.” This doesn’t make much mathematical sense, but it’s not like there was a year that didn’t happen–they just called one year 1 BC, and the next year 1 AD.

ISO 8601 is based on the Gregorian calendar, but it includes a year 0. 1 BC is the same year as +0000; thus 2 BC is -0001, and all earlier years are likewise offset by 1 between the two calendars.

radiant_bloom ,

If ISO says there was a year 0, there was. There’s only one thing better than perfect : standardized !

rockSlayer , (edited )

I need my standardized fixed calendar now dammit

Jakdracula , to showerthoughts in Forest Gump thought "life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get" because he was illiterate and couldn't read the little card.
@Jakdracula@lemmy.world avatar

Police are like a box of chocolates

They’ll kill your dog.

FoD ,

I don’t know what I expected. Nothing can just be fun anymore.

I come into a comments section to read and maybe find something interesting and we have police brutality jokes, political bullshit, mean comments.

It confuses me that people are thinking about this stuff all the time and trying to jam their misery into everything.

Downvote me, up vote me, I don’t care but I am just so tired of being forced to think about all the bullshit in the world every day all at once. It’s inescapable.

Dkarma ,

Police are killing people. No one gives a fuck if you’re sick of hearing about it you arrogant little shit.

Cethin ,

Dude, there are thousands of people on this application every day. Someone is going to be thinking of something relevant to what’s going on in the world at all times. Not everyone is thinking that all the time, but odds are someone is. Just like it’s almost certain you won’t win the lottery, but it’s almost certain someone will. Lots of events happening all the time means even unlikely things are likely to happen.

Also, this was pretty funny. Comedy almost always has a political element to it. If you Rent saying anything meaningful or impactful, why say it at all, right?

cooljacob204 ,

Welcome to the fediverse.

Gabu ,

Ooooh noeee, poor wittle guy. He’s annoying that people correctly point out THE INSANE LEVEL OF MISERY MOST PEOPLE LIVE UNDER. How could you survive knowing that lots of people got actually murdered and thus can’t survive.

PhlubbaDubba ,

You’re sick of hearing about it, imagine the people who gotta get in your face and remind you of it because you can’t empathize with the fact that they’re the ones living it.

funnystuff97 , to nostupidquestions in Do birds find it unpleasant to be out in the rain?
jol ,

OP is a bird confirmed

berryjam OP ,

Lol I wish

Sizzler ,

I mean there’s relevant and then there’s relevant. This is both of those.

berryjam OP ,

I feel less silly about this question now

solrize , to programmerhumor in KB, MB, GB, and TB are all part of the metric system. What empirical measurements should we Free™️ Americans use for computer memory?

1 tweet = 140 bytes

1 (printed) page = 60 lines of 60 characters = 3600 bytes

1 moa (minute of audio in 128000 bps mp3) = 960000 bytes

1 mov (minute of video) = typically around 30MB but varies by resolution and encoding, like ounces vs troy ounces vs apothecary ounces.

1 loc (library of congress, used for measuring hard drive capacity) = around 10TB depending on jurisdiction.

melmi ,
@melmi@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

These are all rough averages, of course, but Tweets can be rather bigger than 140 bytes since they’re Unicode, not ASCII. What’s Twitter without emoji?

GraniteM ,

1 moa (minute of audio in 128000 bps mp3)

Give me 320000 bps or give me death!

uservoid1 , to asklemmy in If a person from 1700 asked you your job, would they understand your answer, and if not, how would you explain it to them?

I (programmer and team leader) get requests from the king (management and project manager) and pass them to the peasants (code monkeys), clean after their shit (QA and code review). I get peanuts in return while the king keep most of the loot.

Ghostalmedia ,
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

Bob: “why can’t the king just ask the peasants directly?”

mipadaitu ,

I’M A PEOPLE PERSON!!!

kautau ,

I’M A PEASANT PERSON, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU NOBLES, WHY CAN’T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT

Anticorp ,

The project manager is your peer, not your king.

uservoid1 ,

It all depends on the project and the team. On some, you work with and along the PM and all is good, and other times you get dictated unconnected requests that you need to fight or ignore.

Anticorp ,

Thankfully I’ve only ever worked in the first environment.

nilloc ,

Lucky, my first 2 dev jobs had PMs that were right out of college business majors with zero web development experience. They were just direct unfiltered conduits between the clients and devs, but with a layer of telephone game and almost no ability to day no to the clients.

It was a fucking nightmare. By the time I did get a good PM, I was pretty much burned out and started my own consultancy (since I’d been managing a small team and doing both dev and PM’s job by then anyway).

grue ,

Ah, so you’re the grand vizier court jester.

uservoid1 ,

That definitely define my everyday job experience.

dandroid ,

I get peanuts in return while the king keep most of the loot.

Well, at least this part hasn’t changed.

ada , to asklemmy in What field do you work in, and how many digits of pi do you use?
@ada@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I’m Australian. I normally manage a pie with 5 digits, unless it’s particularly crumbly or runny, in which case I will sometimes use 10!

livus ,
@livus@kbin.social avatar

I bet all the Americans reading this are now imagining you eating some gooey dessert like key lime pie or pumpkin pie with your hands.

BlueEther ,
@BlueEther@no.lastname.nz avatar

If it’s anything like the little island off it’s east coast it will be steak and black pepper of a chicken korma pie

ada ,
@ada@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Steak and black pepper pie, now that’s what I’m talking about!

livus ,
@livus@kbin.social avatar

Peppersteak and Tomato ftw.

Hegar ,
@Hegar@kbin.social avatar

Chilli beef and cheese from a servo or gtfo.

BlueEther ,
@BlueEther@no.lastname.nz avatar

I often find chilli beef on the dry side, I guess that it would mean that that pie may need only 5 digits and not the full 10 of a juicy steak pie

Hegar ,
@Hegar@kbin.social avatar

With cheese inside its a sloppy mess and often requires the full 10. Though tbh I haven't lived in Australia for 10 years or eaten meat in 20, so I wouldn't listen to anything I have to say about pies.

livus ,
@livus@kbin.social avatar

Fraser Island? Or Tasmania?

BlueEther ,
@BlueEther@no.lastname.nz avatar

The ones slightly larger that tasmania…

livus ,
@livus@kbin.social avatar

Sacrilege!

Firstly 1, 500 km away is not coastal (if it was then the UK is an island off the coast of Iceland).

Secondly if anyone is off anyone else's coast it's the west island which is off our coast, not the other way round.

BlueEther ,
@BlueEther@no.lastname.nz avatar

true enough

livus ,
@livus@kbin.social avatar

You're right about the pies but.

Hegar ,
@Hegar@kbin.social avatar

I find this comment absolutely hilarious.

I recognize your profile pic from a comment months back that was also a short, deadpan reinterpretation of the question that I found hilarious. I can't for the life of me remember what it was of course.

Thanks for making me laugh!

ada ,
@ada@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I’ll be here all year :P

kleiner_zeh ,

3628800?? thats a lot!

Addition , to asklemmy in What item do you own that has an unexpectedly high value?

I went to a Hotel Furniture liquidator for some new furniture. Saw a good looking office chair and they only wanted $20 for it.

Brought that bad boy home and only then did I find out that they had sold me a new Herman Miller Aeron for only $20. Completely insane.

ObsidianNebula OP ,

I’ve heard those chairs are super nice and super expensive. Great find!

Habahnow ,

Yeah. New they’re like 900+. Used, early 300+

Zak ,
@Zak@lemmy.world avatar

I’ve sat in one. It’s a nice chair, but… well let’s just say office chairs are very subject to diminishing returns. I’d definitely buy one for $20 though.

corsicanguppy ,

This one’s 20 years old, and it’s been used heavily. It’s help up really well.

corsicanguppy ,

I’m sitting in one now. It’s 20 years old. It’s time for a new one.

BUT. They’re repairable. The local HM dealer can tell you where to send it for an assessment. It’ll not have its warranty back, but for 7,000 days of heavy use, this thing’s doing well. Its back and pan are good, and it’s really just a few stabilizer bits that look like they’re the patented ‘first thing to eventually go’ struts. It could be a $200 repair and it’s back in business. But I’ll have a new one this year because my ass wants to see a new one.

JJROKCZ ,

Nice! I just paid $300 for one of these used a month or so ago. Found out it’s a little small for my height so I’m going to have to resale and find the bigger version or just get an expensive office chair and stop trying to be cheap

mesamunefire ,

A good chair is worth a lot of money. A good back can help you for a lifetime.

pixelscript ,

I got one as a hand-me-down from my father’s office when they replaced all their chairs. It’s pretty well worn and the upholstery is rather frumpy these days, but the bones of the thing are still good.

I remember talking about desk chairs with a friend group and on a lark I thought I’d read off the model on it to demonstrate how unassuming this no-name chair I thought I had was. So I actually said something akin to, “Yeah, it’s just some chair from some company called Herman Miller, whoever that is,” and everyone was aghast. They had to explain to me what Herman Miller actually is, and I was very embarrassed for having accidentally humble bragged about it.

pohart , to nostupidquestions in What causes that saliva smell that you get in your mouth after breathing a lot in freezing weather?

I can’t relate to either of these experiences but I am unreasonably invested in the answer.

DharmaCurious ,
@DharmaCurious@startrek.website avatar

This. Exactly this. I’m dying to know.

Wodge , to asklemmy in What is something you wanted as a kid and bought now that you're an adult with disposable income?
@Wodge@lemmy.world avatar

When I was a kid, I was really into driving games, started off with Mario Kart and Stunt Race FX on the SNES, later moved onto F1 World Grand Prix on the N64, for which I had one of these bad boys.

https://i.imgur.com/S3M9fxv.jpeg

You put your legs either side of the wheel to hold it in place. It wasn’t very good at all if I’m being honest. Even at the time, 9 year old me thought it wasn’t great.

So during covid, I saw that V3 pictured above being sold on facebook marketplace for 20chf (swissbux), and thought I could do better. Started off with a Logitech G29 and ended up with this:

https://i.imgur.com/4VjG6Ec.jpeg

Yes, cable management is not great, but I’m in a relatively small apartment, so gotta wedge it in a corner, but it’s my corner, the Corner of Speed

klisurovi4 ,

I also loved racing games as a kid and my first purchase after I moved out was a g29 lmao.

I’d love to have a simrig and could probably afford one nowadays, but space is really big issue when living in an apartment. I don’t really have a free corner to put it in like you.

CorrodedCranium OP ,
@CorrodedCranium@leminal.space avatar

Thanks for the pics looks sick!

Marighost ,
@Marighost@lemm.ee avatar

That’s insane! I love it for you.

TheBat , to showerthoughts in In The Matrix, how are babies made?
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

Robot spiders steal cum and inject it in another female.

Plopp ,

I don’t know about y’all but I can’t even get aroused anymore without having a robot spider jacking me off.

TwilightVulpine ,

Gotta wonder how that robot feels about humanity

Rhynoplaz ,

Meh, it’s a living!

jballs ,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

Sticky, mostly.

Anticorp ,

That robot is most likely not sentient.

RizzRustbolt ,

“It’s a living…”

ShepherdPie ,

That’s some Rule 34 material right there.

Ziglin ,

Eww I was just going to suggest it goes through all the little tubes attached anyway I’m leaving before I see anything else

dylanTheDeveloper ,
@dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world avatar

Cummy spiders 😩😩😩

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

That’s just a succubus/incubus.

nicetriangle , to asklemmy in Is anyone else worried about the apple vision pro?

Some people call VR dystopian, but it's got great potential too.

During COVID while I was living alone and we were under lockdown...

I used a Quest to watch movies in a virtual theater with a bunch of people from around the world. I remember being in a theater watching an absolutely ridiculous Nicolas Cage movie laughing my ass off with a bunch of dudes from Australia. Another time I watched a cricket game with some people who explained the rules to me and kinda gave me some play by play on what was happening.

I've also attended a few support group meetings in VR for coping with loss that had quite a lot of attendants. The meeting was run by a licensed group therapist and we took turns sharing and then reflecting on each others stories. It was frankly amazing.

I also played mini golf with friends of mine as well as had a couple meetings over a round of mini golf with the other guy on my design team during lockdown. Honestly the best virtual meetings I ever had.

All of the above were very social and very positive experience. I didn't feel far away from people, I felt connected to them.

Same way a smartphone can be a useful tool that enhances your life or a screen you stare at for hours consuming bullshit TikTok videos. You're in control of what you make of it. You can also stick to a dumb phone and not participate at all.

pacmondo ,

Not to take away from your experience because I’m sure it was genuinely wonderful, but all I can picture for that support group is a bunch of absurd VRchat avatars sitting in a circle for a therapy session.

sigmaklimgrindset ,

How many of them have fursonas?

nicetriangle ,

There were no insane avatars, everyone looked pretty normal. Sorry to burst your bubble.

LemmyRefugee ,

I’ve never used those. How does it work, you see a picture of the people or is it real video of them?

nicetriangle ,

This was in Altspace VR which unfortunately got axed by Microsoft IIRC, but on there you kinda looked like a less shitty version of one of those Nintendo avatars customized however you wanted.

The craziest anybody looked on there would be to have like rainbow or blue hair or something along those lines. It was pretty tame compared to like the furry anime cat sex doll looking things some people run around in VR Chat with. It also wasn't overrun with screaming children which I think is VR Chat's biggest overall problem.

Anyway, that support group thing I think has since moved to another platform, I forget which.

datavoid ,

There is nothing wrong with 10 Ugandan Knuckles who just need to find closure

chalupapocalypse , to linux in Use work laptop as personal device by dual booting on a separate internal drive?

Stop using work devices for personal business

StorageB OP ,

Sure, people should not use their work computer for personal use.

However, I would say the majority of people absolutely do use it for occasional personal use. Checking your personal email at work? Googling driving directions to the dentist? Using the pdf editor to fill out a form? Searching for a flight during your lunch break? I would say everyone I see at work does this, and I would bet that when they take their laptop home they would not hesitate to boot it up for personal use. And the people working remotely I would wager use it even more.

I’m not saying it’s right, but I do think using a completely separate SSD and OS is way more responsible from a security perspective.

Dirk ,
@Dirk@lemmy.ml avatar

There is a difference between using software on a work computer for private purposes and installing another OS on a work computer, don’t you think?

520 ,

Sure, people should not use their work computer for personal use.

This isn't great. But what you're wanting to do will get you fired.

FigMcLargeHuge ,

and I would bet that when they take their laptop home they would not hesitate to boot it up for personal use. And the people working remotely I would wager use it even more.

Are you willing to bet your job or career on this? If so, proceed. Otherwise, I would heed the multiple warnings given in this thread. But then again, you might just be one of those fuck around and find out types. If so, be sure and drop in here and let us know how well it went.

pivot_root ,

Just because people do it doesn’t mean you should.

Using a separate SSD and OS might work fine for protecting your data from company monitoring software, but it doesn’t protect company data from your rogue OS. If your company has a dedicated security team, your head will roll when they find out you put the company at risk. And if they don’t, you better hope IT is either apathetic or incompetent.

It’s not worth the risk of losing your job for being a liability. They might not be able to tell future employers why you are no longer employed with them, but “we would not hire {you} again if given the opportunity” speaks for itself.

Just buy a shitty laptop and use that.

savvywolf ,
@savvywolf@pawb.social avatar

There’s a difference between using a web browser to access certain websites, which still use the sandboxing and safe environment that the company has set up, and running your own OS which has unrestricted hardware access to everything.

IT likely knows that people will use their laptops for personal use, but probably trust that browsers are good enough at sandboxing that is not a concern. They can also tweak settings in whatever Windows management thingie they’re using to ensure that everything is up to date and all the programs you are running are safe.

However, running your own OS is very different. They can’t trust the browser sandbox or OS any more. They can’t trust that you’ll only run safe software. They can’t trust that you’ll not install malware that will infect firmware or your Windows install (which will steal company secrets).

If I were running an IT department I’d 100% lock down the efi and require a password. I’d try to make it as frictionless as possible if you wanted a certain distro for work reasons, but ultimately I’d like to know what’s going on.

thejml ,

I feel like 10-15 yrs ago, you’d be absolutely right here, but not now. Everyone I know, even less technical folks, keep it separate simply because they do that stuff on their phone instead.

chalupapocalypse ,

If you have a job that gave you a computer you can probably afford to go buy your own.

Depending on the org this is a fireable offense, and at the very least highly suspect, so just be aware.

Patch ,

Simple question: what would your employer say if you asked them?

My contract has a standard “no using company computers for personal business” clause. However I feel entirely confident that my employer doesn’t mind me using it to do personal errands using the web browser (on my own time). And I know they have no problem with me using Zoom or Teams to join meetings for non-work things in the evening. How do I know this? Because I asked them…

I’ve never asked them “can I install a new hard drive in my laptop, install an OS I downloaded off the internet, and boot into that OS to do things which I’d rather you not be able to track like you could on the main OS”. But I’m completely confident I’d know what the answer would be if I did ask.

If you think installing a new SSD etc. is acceptable, ask them. If you’re not asking them because you’re worried they’d say “no”, then don’t do it.

Try asking them instead if you can use your laptop to look up directions to the dentist on Google Maps. See if you get the same answer.

phx ,

Yes, and especially don’t fuck with the hardware or core boot/OS configuration. That’d the kind of stuff that can get you fired in most orgs I’ve been in.

Is Linux likely to mess up the stuff in Windows: probably not? It does require you to do likely-unauthorized things to the device to install, including potentially circumventing some controls required in the work device.

Whether it causes issue or not, circumventing those policies or controls is not going to land well if you get caught at it.

XEAL ,

Nah, it’s just like shitting on work hours

chalupapocalypse ,

Your point is valid but the IT department isn’t tracking your shits

Or maybe they are if you work for amazon

flashgnash ,

Like disassembling the sink and shitting down the pipe maybe

caut_R , to showerthoughts in Apple Vision Pro from a Young Earth Creationist's View

The title made me think I was about to read a young earth creationist‘s opinion on the Apple Vision Pro

muse ,
@muse@kbin.social avatar

Same, braced myself for insanity and everything

SquigglyEmpire ,

I was so excited

Aarrodri ,

Same …and now I’m disappointed.

BlackSkinnedJew , to piracy in Why is it legal to buy and sell used books/discs but illegal to buy and sell used digital files?

There is no difference, they just want you to believe there is a difference.

Cos if you believe it then they can make more money.

The point: GREED that’s the difference.

RootBeerGuy ,
@RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Dude, of course there is a difference. If you sell a physical good you do not have that physical good anymore. If you sell a digital copy you can keep selling that digital copy because you do not necessarily give it away or delete it.

Saying that there is no difference at all between the two is silly.

To be clear, I am not saying this justifies anything regarding copyright, but it is a difference if you can sell something over and over again or just once.

PropaGandalf ,

Thats why copying of an immaterial gpod is not stealing because the other person still has the full ownership over their copy.

Valmond ,

There were lots of book copying back in the day, and disc copying too ofc.

Blue_Morpho ,

If you sell a digital copy you can keep selling that digital copy because you do not necessarily give it away or delete it.

Steam and other DRM systems ensure that copies cannot be played. Yet you can’t sell your Steam games. It is my understanding that in the EU, you can sell your Steam games. So there is no legitimate reason you can’t sell digital goods.

beefcat , to nostupidquestions in Does Harry Potter only know fifth grade math?
@beefcat@lemmy.world avatar

“Arithmancy” is their name for math classes and is mentioned several times throughout the books. It is one of Hermione’s favorite subjects.

At one point, the real world evil witch that is JK Rowling suggested that Arithmancy is like dviniation, but with math, saying they use numbers to predict the future. I take this to mean that the wizarding community discovered calculus independently from the rest of the world and mistook it for a new form of magic.

Microw ,

In the games, arithmancy is portrayed as number puzzles that need to be solved.

rwhitisissle ,

number puzzles that need to be solved.

In JK Rowling’s mind the number puzzles are things like “How many genders are there?”

The correct answer, of course, is “Fuck you, JK Rowling, that’s how many.”

UnderpantsWeevil ,
@UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world avatar

So crazy that a woman who liberally employed the Polyjuice Potion in her novels and had ghosts who would just wander through the restrooms to talk to you would take some of the most insanely conservative positions on changing your appearance or who should be allowed in the toilet.

rwhitisissle ,

“Billionaire has shitty beliefs. In other news, the weather in London is still complete ass.”

Crack0n7uesday ,

I’ve been to London, sometimes it’s a little sunny with some overcast…

Microw ,

She has been outspoken on the fact that her positions are basically due to personal trauma and nothing else

UnderpantsWeevil ,
@UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world avatar

Why would you encourage more people to be sexually assaulted as a response to your own history?

Numhold ,

Remember when Hagrid assigned his dragon the wrong gender at hatching?

UnderpantsWeevil ,
@UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world avatar

Had to jog my memory, because I haven’t read these books in nearly 20 years.

But yeah. I think the Rowling of the mid-90s was relatively chill and fairly progressive, given the tone of her writing. It wasn’t until she got Disney-fied (or, I guess, Warner Brothers’d) that she took a turn. The novels really take a dive in book 5 and her political opinions just get nastier and nastier after that.

Numhold ,

The Norberta reveal actually happens in Deathly Hallows. And frankly, I don‘t see a shift that is connected to the movies. What I actually observed was the overcompensation for criticism two books after the fact (remember Winky?) that Shaun described in his video essay.

UnderpantsWeevil ,
@UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world avatar

The Norberta reveal actually happens in Deathly Hallows.

No wonder I don’t remember. That book was a fat blur.

And frankly, I don‘t see a shift that is connected to the movies.

I saw it more in Book 4 and 5, when her writing style changed from something akin to Roald Dahl into a more Twilight/Hunger Games esque YA dramady. She was in the middle of writing Book 4 when the first film premiered and ended up selling the rights to the movies before the fifth was officially started.

The size the books swelled, and you could tell there was a lot more editorial/ghost-writer punch ups happening along the way. What started as these cute little Christmas-y children’s stories mutated into enormous screenplays.

What I actually observed was the overcompensation for criticism two books after the fact

Once Rowling got on social media and started yapping her yap, I think it cast a shadow on the series. The stuff about goblin bankers being a stand-in for jews and the sloppy way she fumbled through Hermonie’s SPEW plotline took on an increasingly sinister cast as she got more vocal in the wake of her movie debuts.

Also not unlike Roald Dahl, the media comments forced people to re-contextualize a bunch of these fantasy tropes as legit derogatory views.

Whether they were there early on or whether they only really found their legs once Rowling started hanging out with a bunch of rich British freaks… idk. But they definitely became more obvious as she climbed the economic ladder.

nutsack ,

Jesus Christ this book series is fucking stupid

Telodzrum ,

It’s just fun, it’s not serious or hard fantasy. It could be much worse, a lot of people read Ayn Rand and think its good.

ILikeBoobies ,

It is but I’m not sure why they called the author a witch instead of a shitty author. For whatever stupid detail you find, the writing is 5x more awkward

Even a dragon would make more sense because of the wealth hoarding

Venator ,

It’s just like an izekai but for English reading children.

Duamerthrax , (edited )

Isekai is nothing new. Peter Pan, Alice in Wonderland, and The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe are all “isekai”. JK is just a special kind of bad writer.

Crack0n7uesday ,

Almost like it was written with kids and preteens as the intended audience …

nutsack ,

what type of pervert writes a book like that

master5o1 ,

Divination with maths is statistics.

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