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TheJims , in Drag shows are protected by 1st Amendment, performers tell federal judge

Don’t let Republicans pretend they care about children while allowing them to get slaughtered in the classroom and raped at bible camp and forcing them to give birth,

spider ,

allowing them to get slaughtered in the classroom and raped at bible camp and forcing them to give birth,

while restricting the books they can read.

First things first.

RegularGoose ,

Oops, too late!

phoenixz ,

They don’t give a shit about children.

They care about people voting for them (and with that, against their own interests) and the only way to get that done is to rile these people up with irrelevant issues like drag queens. Why do you think fox news all of the sudden jumps on top of issues like this?

If people have nothing to freak out about they might look at real issues and notice that the conservative parties are working hard to thing their lives. Can’t have that, so let’s ruin the lives of others too by demonizing them. In the past it was the gays, this time it’s the drag queens because let’s face it: easy target and gays are acceptable now. Colored people and people with “funny” languages are also always a popular target for this bullshit.

Tarkcanis , in S.F. bakery won't serve cops, police union claims. Store says it's about the guns, not the cops

So fucking what? Police aren’t a protected class.

MyPornAlt ,

They’re about to be.

Aux ,

They’re a minority of the population so they should be.

Saurok ,

Except it’s a job not an innate, unchangeable characteristic… I honestly can’t tell if you’re serious or not.

Aux ,

Too bad for you.

stoicmaverick ,

So are pedophiles, what’s your point?

Aux ,

That’s the point!

VikingHippie ,

That’s not how it works. They’re not an oppressed minority, they’re the oppressive tool of the political and economic elite.

Aux ,

Muricans and their lack of understanding irony and satire… Oh wow…

VikingHippie ,

I’m actually not American and you didn’t make it at all obvious to a bunch of complete strangers that you were being sarcastic rather than an idiot 🤷

SpezCanLigmaBalls ,
@SpezCanLigmaBalls@lemmy.world avatar

Those type of people would rather blame it on others than themselves at all times

VikingHippie ,

Yup. I have a younger brother who’s like that. Gets pretty damn exhausting tbh…

SpezCanLigmaBalls ,
@SpezCanLigmaBalls@lemmy.world avatar

Got an older one like that. But it reflects on his personality as a whole. He’s always a victim and yeah… I could go on but I agree. It’s exhausting

CADmonkey ,

My job that I chose is a minority of the population too, where is my special treatment?

RizzRustbolt ,

Scanner monkey?

smellythief ,

We’re all a protected class. Yay!!

VikingHippie ,

They’re certainly not a protecTIVE class either.

Baldurs Gate 3 spoiler warning

Early Act 1 spoilerThey’re like Anders, the guy who pretends to be a paladin of Tyr, the god of justice, but is actually the willing servant of an arch-devil

WaterChi ,

To be fair, SCOTUS says they don’t have to protect anyone.

VikingHippie ,

To be even more fair though, not having to “serve and protect” like they lie about on their cars is not the same thing as not being ALLOWED TO.

They COULD choose to be decent humans who try to use their position of power to help people because it’s the right thing to do rather than an obligation, but of course, that’s not how a cop brain works.

Also, to be slightly less fair but no less truthful, the current scotus makes a mockery of the very concept of justice and most of them should be recalled and prosecuted for gross corruption.

Empricorn , in Fox News apologizes to Gold Star family after facing backlash over false story | CNN Business

Doesn’t matter. They got their expected political result out of their false narrative at the time. Anything afterwards is a half-measure. Don’t let the people in your lives watch Fox News, people! It’s literal propaganda…

sebinspace ,

Me: “Hey, family, please stop watching Fox News, it’s literal propaganda”

and a finger curled on the monkey’s hand

Them: “oh, that’s why it’s woke now. I’ll watch Newsmax, then”

wintermutehal ,

This hurts in it’s a accuracy to my personal experience

Quasi ,

Too real.

demlet ,

This is exactly how it works. Put your lies on the front page, then apologize in a tiny sentence buried somewhere no one sees. They know their audience has already heard what it wanted to hear, the apology won’t change a thing.

squiblet ,
@squiblet@kbin.social avatar

Yep, 5x as many people hear the lies as the refutation or correction. What they changed it to was basically the same, anyway - instead of saying "something happened" it became "congress member says something happened".

j7889 , in Fukushima wastewater released into the ocean, China bans all Japanese seafood

Well China should ban their own fish, since they release waste tritium themselves. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tritium

Rapidcreek , in US citizens urged to leave Belarus immediately

Didn’t one of the Proud Boys run there rather than face prison for Jan 6? Looks like a big oops.

TransplantedSconie ,

Guess who’s being sent to fight Ukraine?

That dirtbag for sure.

baked_tea ,

How do you fuck up a life like this I can’t comprehend

TransplantedSconie ,

Part 1 : Start off stupid

Life is hard. It’s even harder when you’re dumb.

Part 2: Believe Donald Trump.

Let simmer over a low heat of Fawx News and Russian troll farms for 4 years.

Serve over a plate of insurrection and garnish with an escape to a hostile puppet state.

Perfect recipe for a life fucked up.

echodot ,

Seems like there are better places without extradition treaties. Warmer and more tropical places. The hell they go to Belarus for?

lasagna ,
@lasagna@programming.dev avatar

Good luck getting to stay in most of those places. They’re happy to have tourists, not residents. Unless you have a lot of money to open a business. Proud little boys don’t strike me as wealthy.

Gork ,

What are the chances the Proud Boy will even make an attempt to learn Belarusian? My prediction is close to 0%. Probably would expect others to learn English instead.

dynamojoe ,

What are the chances the Proud Boy will even make an attempt to learn Belarusian?

If he pretends it’s German, maybe.

ChaoticEntropy ,
@ChaoticEntropy@feddit.uk avatar

The better, warmer places need to want to keep you around.

nutsack ,

tropical climates suck i would rather eat shit

fubo , in Uvalde shooter's cousin arrested in San Antonio for threatening to shoot a school

To be clear, it wasn’t just an idle threat. His mother overheard him trying to acquire a rifle illegally, and turned him in.

It was Cruz’s mother who called the police and reported threats that her son had made, Officer Nick Soliz of the San Antonio Police Department tells NPR.
[…]
The mother “overheard a phone conversation the suspect made this morning in which the suspect attempted to acquire an AR-15 through an illegal private sale” according to the arrest warrant. When confronted by police, Cruz denied making any threats, the warrant states.

FuglyDuck ,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

any relation to the spineless Ted Cruz?

Yewb ,

You mean Rafael Edward Cruz?

gullible ,

How is it that the people being harassed still vote for the people harassing them? It’s bizarre. Friend of mine’s grandmother was deported and he still votes R.

DigitalTraveler42 ,

Because conservatism has become a Qult and they’re brainwashed like any other Cult.

objectionist ,
@objectionist@lemmy.world avatar

conservatism is a quilt! a brainwashed quilt! a hand stitched quilt, maybe?

Blamemeta ,

Because some people have different opinions than you, and aren’t completely self serving. Shocking, I know.

gullible ,

Oh hey, I saw your racist posts on c/conservative. It’s neat to see you elsewhere!

Blamemeta ,

Man, y’all were really clever redefining the term racist to mean “I don’t like this”. That really confused people for a while.

Also, are you following me?

gullible ,

No, you’re just pretty racist and apparently have a tenuous grasp on the order of events. You commented on my comment and I replied.

Blamemeta ,

I honestly didn’t realize it was the same person. Also, you’re acting like having different opinions is a bad thing, and it isn’t. And to be clear to the audience, “racism” does not refer to discrimation based on race. It just means I disagree with gulible.

gullible ,
Blamemeta ,

Migrant isn’t a race. Its a person who migrated from country to another, usually used as an euphemism for someone who did so illegally.

Is it racist to hate murderers? Rapists?

gullible ,

It took me a few years to fully exit the right-wing hate bubble. I believe in you, despite your bad faith arguments. ❤️

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

It’s pretty fucking racist to call a land with millions of indigenous people on it that white people stole from them “undeveloped land.” And that was the meme you put up.

TrismegistusMx ,
@TrismegistusMx@lemmy.world avatar

I’ll give you a hint. Your hatred of a group of humans and inability to see them as individuals is what makes you the bad guy, and it always will.

Blamemeta ,

I love how none of you actually answered thevquestion, and still acted like im evil for not liking illegals. Remember when Europe colonized America and genocided the locals, lets not have that happen again.

TrismegistusMx ,
@TrismegistusMx@lemmy.world avatar

You’re evil for being an evil fuckhead.

cybersandwich ,

I’m not even sure illegal aliens/noncitizens can sign up for any “welfare”.

This is a shitty Facebook meme.

quicksand ,

Ohhhh shit this guy brought receipts. Damaging receipts at that

Touching_Grass , in Conservative groups sue to block Biden plan canceling $39 billion in student loans

Democrats could rinse and repeat this political strategy to multiple white house victories. Create policy that benefits common people while showing republicans as desperate to a holes that want to stop the help at any cost.

30isthenew29 ,

That may be, but if the military is that subsidized, why not some of the normal folk?

ThrowawayPermanente ,

This has been shown to work very well in developing countries.

DoctorTYVM ,

Has this actually helped Biden win support? Because it seems like the same people benefiting from his policies are vocally trashing him

csm10495 ,
@csm10495@sh.itjust.works avatar

I personally wish he would just say ‘vote for me and I’ll cancel your loans’ or something.

Why do only Republicans play dirty?

Ajen ,

That would be a really good idea if Democrats actually wanted to help people and weren’t just pandering.

LadyAutumn , (edited ) in JK Rowling falls silent as she could be prosecuted in Imane Khelif lawsuit
@LadyAutumn@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Heaven forbid she lose money. Literally the only thing that could make her stop briefly pause harassing people on the internet.

floofloof ,

She has billions. No matter how much she loses she’ll still be obscenely rich.

Blade9732 ,

Maybe they can sue for billions. Gawker got sued out of existence, I hope she gets some good US attorneys and files in a jurisdiction that has unlimited damages. Maybe we can all use the new “K” platform after she owns “X”.

aStonedSanta ,

Peter Thiel is the reason they were sued out of existence.

Samvega ,

Is anyone suing Peter Thiel out of existence?

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Yep. Because they outed him. And he couldn’t sue them for that, so he waited around until he found something he could use to sink his teeth into them.

People were cheering when Gawker lost and got shut down because Gawker sucked. Not me. I saw a billionaire using the justice system successfully for a personal vendetta and was horrified.

VeganCheesecake ,
@VeganCheesecake@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Don’t think the UK has the potential for redicolously high damages that exists in some US states.

wreckedcarzz ,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

the only thing

I mean, there are other ways, but…

brbposting , in Disney wants wrongful death of LI doctor lawsuit tossed over Disney+ streaming terms
JackbyDev ,

Pllllllllllleeeeeeaaassseeeee let this go to trial. I’m begging y’all. They weren’t even active subscribers of Disney+, they only got the trial. But holy fuck either way, this is stupid. Arbitration agreements should be illegal.

Sanctus , in Scientists Confirm Bird Flu Is Now Spreading Between Mammals
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar
cm0002 ,

On the bright side, another lockdown might just put the kabosh on all this forced RTO nonsense lol

DudeImMacGyver ,
@DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works avatar

Probably lower carbon emissions too

Mongostein ,

This is the earth healing itself 🤷‍♂️

Boozilla ,
@Boozilla@lemmy.world avatar

“You’re not a BIRD, Susan. I expect to see you at your desk on Monday.” --asshole bosses

Kecessa , (edited )

The Canadian government would still bring his its employees back first, just to prove a point

krashmo ,

The Canadian government uses the she/her pronouns thank you very much

Kecessa ,

Woops, french habit that came out

Snowclone , in Fox News host Jesse Watters thinks men who vote for women ‘transition’ to women

It’s pretty gay to like girls.

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casmael ,

Yeah this is definitely a prelude to fellas, is it gay to be interested in intimate physical and emotional contact with a partner of the opposite sex

NineMileTower , in Donald Trump is now the oldest party nominee for president in US history

Not only is he the oldest, but he’s also the facist-est cadidate.

flicker ,

Usually I don’t care about simple errors but cadidate got me.

NineMileTower ,

I mised a letter. Sew me.

flicker ,

I meant it made me laugh, sweetie!

worldwidewave ,

Father Coughlin is probably kicking himself in hell for never running for president.

Diplomjodler3 ,

And racist-est and misogynist-est and felonious-est and corruptest and…

Xtallll ,
@Xtallll@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I’m not sure if we can call him the raciest-est, president, some of them literally owned slaves.

NineMileTower ,

Presidents today are so PC. They can’t even own slaves anymore.

I_Fart_Glitter ,

Presidents today have never made any gestures toward amending that bit in the 13 amendment that still allows for slavery with extra steps. Even the ones that won a Nobel peace prize.

radivojevic , in Pornhub Pulls Out of Nebraska

Now THAT is a headline.

jeffw OP ,
@jeffw@lemmy.world avatar

Fuck me I posted it and just got the joke

jvw ,
TheDoozer , in Utah to use pentobarbital to execute man instead of three-drug combination

So to preface, I am absolutely and without reservation against the death penalty, so any state-sanctioned murder is unacceptable to me.

That being said, if they’re going for painless, why not just a captive bolt stunner the their brain stem? Like, having them lie back in a massage table with a container for the blood (heaven forbid the audience should experience the discomfort of gore with their death spectacle), and just pop it when it’s time. Guaranteed to shut them off, mess is handled, suitable for a casket, and no suffering. They wouldn’t even have a chance to feel it.

And if the thought of putting a human down like cattle is disturbing to you, good. It should be, just like any other way we would keep somebody locked up waiting to be killed.

superb ,
@superb@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I really agree. State sanctioned murder is unacceptable to me as well, but if they insist then let’s be humane about it.

Lyrl ,

The problem is the very pro-death penalty camp wants the dying process - not the being dead part after - to be the punishment. The pro-humane camp is generally anti-death-penalty enough they don’t get a seat at the method-decision table.

mecfs ,

Honestly, the guillotine was the peak. Every new method since then is simply more for the viewers comfort than the actual person dyingz

kn33 ,

*as long as the blade is kept sharp

mecfs ,

are there a significant number of reported “botched executions” with guillotine? Even if the weight is blunt, it is so heavy and comes down at such a force that it would likely break the spine and destroy the brain steam and cause a near instant death.

ThatWeirdGuy1001 ,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

Only problem with that is open caskets and decapitation like that isn’t instant. The brain is still alive for a bit.

mecfs ,

Yep. About 2-3 seconds is the estimate. Unless you are obliterated in a fireball, there’s no way for death to be truly instant.

gofsckyourself ,
awesome_lowlander ,

Or just plain pure nitrogen. Not the way they incompetently did it a while back where the prisoner suffocated due to his own exhaled CO2, but pure nitrogen while venting his exhalations.

disguy_ovahea , (edited )

I’m also against the death penalty entirely, but I’ve always wondered why they need to be conscious. Why can’t they put them under general anesthesia, then push the chemical while they’re unconscious?

TheDoozer ,

That is, ideally, what they want to do. However, to do it properly you would need a doctor, and doctors won’t help because of the whole “do no harm” thing. Kind of against their whole thing.

harrys_balzac ,

Have you been to Utah? There’s probably a few “good Mormon” doctors who would do it, citing deep scripture regarding blood atonement and that kind of BS.

Cort ,

Yeah and there’s probably a few actually good doctors on the medical board who would yank their licenses in a fucking heartbeat for participating.

harrys_balzac ,

Definitely. There’s a big enough group of decent enough people in Utah that help keep the state from turning into Florida or Texas, for now.

Randomgal ,

Pretty sure somewhere in their holy book says “Do not kill”, so probably Mormon has nothing to do with it. An atheist would have less reservations, probably.

harrys_balzac ,

Hahaha. The third chapter into the book, the big “good” guy - Nephi - kills a dude because the voice in his head - the “Holy Spirit” - tells him they need a book the guy has.

Ever hear of the Mountain Meadows massacre? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mountain_Meadows_Massacre?w…

Or how about something more recent? Jeffrey R Holland - an Apostle of Jesus Christ - essentially telling Mormons to get their muskets ready to defend themselves against gay & trans people?

www.sltrib.com/…/we-must-have-will-stand/

Even better - how that talk is required reading/listening at BYU?

nbcnews.com/…/byu-freshmen-controversial-musket-f…

Mor[m]onism has always been violent and has embraced authoritarianism from the very beginning. Their proselytizing is just another form of colonialism and sending 18-19 year olds on missions (and having them pay for it) is just world-class brainwashing.

Randomgal ,

You know you can say this about pretty much any religion, right? Yet most people don’t go “Hey, God nuked Sodom, that means nuking is okay.”

driving_crooner ,
@driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br avatar

Because applying anesthesia is nor easy, requires years of education and a medical degree, and not anesthesiologist is going ti participate on it.

HappyTimeHarry ,

Only if you are worried about keeping them alive

superkret ,

Fucking up the anesthesia could also lead to full body seizures and projectile vomiting.

LordGimp ,

As a welder who has been trained to be very afraid of peacefully going to sleep in a forever nap, I have never understood why inert gas asphyxiation isn’t widely used. It’s literally easier than falling asleep and you can use the same gas over and over again.

Lyrl ,

Alabama tried that and managed to screw it up. You have to remove the carbon dioxide in the exhales to prevent the feeling of suffocation, and they didn’t provide enough nitrogen flow to do that. Took like twenty minutes of clearly desperate gasping and convulsions for the guy to pass.

NocturnalMorning , in In response to Supreme Court ruling, U.S. begins dropping Jan. 6 obstruction charges for some Proud Boys, others

So coups are legal now? That’s nice to know

toomanypancakes ,
@toomanypancakes@lemmy.world avatar

Depends on the color of bandana you’re wearing

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

It was an official presidential act. He told them to march down to the Capitol and he was president.

AshMan85 ,

More importantly, terrorism is only illegal outside the U.S.

BlackLaZoR ,
@BlackLaZoR@kbin.run avatar

You just need a one competent psychopath on the president chair to turn US into a dictatorship. Like in Weimar Republic you needed one on the Chancellor position

WraithGear ,
@WraithGear@lemmy.world avatar

We are playing Secret Hitler, and the fascists only need one more policy. We know who the Hitler is. Too bad we have no interest in passing five Liberal Policies. If only there was a way to win as a non-fascist…

Cocodapuf ,

That didn’t work though

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