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Eylrid , in everyone fights...

As Aladin put it “Got to eat to live, got to steal to eat”

PFShady ,

Otherwise we’d get along!

And that will be in my head all day…

Zoldyck , in who even goes outside anymore?

It didn’t. Your question is based on wrong assumptions.

camelbeard ,

It’s super solid logic, let’s all spend way way more time at home, cook a lot more meals at home, still go outside because we still need food and stuff, but at the same time clean our homes less.

Solid logic right there from OP

unclever_lemmy_name , in It seems like the Internet always converges on these things...

Damn, that’s a low-effort meme

MindSkipperBro12 ,

Welcome to Lemmy

gravitas_deficiency ,

We also have beans, and beef stroganoff

_haha_oh_wow_ ,
@_haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works avatar

Well I’m sold.

Aabbcc ,

I don’t know if effort is what’s holding this meme back. The premise itself is awful

Snipe_AT , in I am out
@Snipe_AT@lemmy.atay.dev avatar

i still blame everything on obama, especially if he had no part in it at all.

i burned my toast… thanks obama

alquicksilver ,
@alquicksilver@lemmy.world avatar

My favorite is the people who’ve said, on camera, ‘Where was Obama on 9/11? Why wasn’t he in the White House doing anything?’

Modern US conservatives are a special breed of stubborn stupidity.

Snipe_AT ,
@Snipe_AT@lemmy.atay.dev avatar

hell yes we are

dontcarebear ,

As a non American, we got that brand of stupid exported into our country too. Confidently wrong idiots running around setting fires everywhere.

How do you get rid of these things?

gizmonicus ,

We send them over to you. It’s starting to work! Unfortunately they reproduce rapidly. It’s a losing battle.

TheBat ,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar
LemoineFairclough ,

This page is disgustingly complicated and has an uncomfortable amount of motion on it. Could you share less nauseating links in the future?

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/82338a1b-9324-4226-b588-31883800feff.webp

FarFarAway ,

Recently I had a request to post a gif somewhere, and gifhy was the only thing that I knew was mostly legit. I tried directly uploading, but it didn’t want to work.

Is there a better place, you’d recommend, to direct people to for gif uploads?

XTornado ,

A more direct link to the gif would have helped. media.giphy.com/media/xUPOqyLjA17P3HAR32/200.gif

LemoineFairclough ,

That’s a difficult question honestly, as you’d want the host to be able to fund itself in a way that’s tax efficient or otherwise incentivized (like not showing ads or using trackers in exchange for donations).

A solution popular in recent times on Lemmy is catbox.moe and I have probably been using it before Lemmy was even created, as it is referenced by the Pomf Clones and File Hosting Comparisons document which was created in 2018.

At the very least, imgur.com has a less crowded interface and surely makes enough money from ads and trackers to be sustainable in the medium term.

SnipingNinja ,
TheBat ,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

This page is disgustingly complicated and has an uncomfortable amount of motion on it.

Thanks Obama

Astroturfed , in Who would have expected

Orange cats are widely believed to be a bit derpy. It’s like the blonde hair jokes for cats.

Rakonat ,

Orange cats have one brain cell they have to share with other local orange cats. And usually when its turn to use it they are asleep.

atlasraven31 , in They never admit they were just wrong

I’ve heard someone tell me “it’s a hoax but I got sick twice” in the same sentence.

NigelFrobisher ,

I had a shopkeeper tell me it was a hoax and a few members of his family died of it.

Gormadt ,
@Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Straight up my uncle was in the ICU for over a week and has been basically crippled by long covid. He still denies it’s real.

Dude can barely check his own mail 18 months after getting it.

Sharkwellington ,

That’s a long time to wait to check your mail.

BossDj ,

My cousin ranted about COVID and evil masks and Fauci. He then started talking about how he installs 5g antennas for a living and is blown away that people believe conspiracy theories about 5g, and how sometimes his favorite news programs bad mouth 5g, but they’re ignorant and should listen to experts. I lost a little hope that day.

instamat ,

Like he said it was a hoax and then after a passage of time a few members of his family died, or those were both things said in one conversation?

atlasraven31 ,

The sheer mental gymnastics that would take…

CarbonIceDragon ,
@CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social avatar

On the other hand, I can imagine that if one has fallen into the conspiracy rabbit hole, not done anything to reduce risk like getting vaccines or masking, or even going out of your way to avoid taking those precautions, then losing some family members to covid might make doing those mental gymnastics much easier. Because if one admitted one was wrong after such a thing happened, that would also mean accepting the idea that one might be partially responsible for the deaths of one’s own family members, and that is such an awful truth to accept that I can easily imagine someone desperately clinging to any belief that would make it not so, regardless of how absurd it was. Indeed, the longer one hangs on to it afterwards, the worse one’s actions look once you abandon the conspiracy theory, and so the motivation to cling to that belief no matter the evidence just would get stronger.

electric_nan ,

My boss lost his sense of smell (it’s been over a year). He copes by saying he’s never been much of a foodie! He tells employees not to take covid tests.

over_clox ,

Shall I assume you don’t live in the USA?

They withheld any information about C-19 to US citizens until into 2020. Yet I found myself sick with ‘influenza’ for Christmas 2019.

That was the closest thing worth calling a ‘hoax’, the fact that it came out in 2019, but the US public wasn’t even made aware of it until later into 2020.

By then people were already sick, and it was spreading out of control. Lockdown was about a joke at that point, they waited too long for lockdown to do a damn thing.

BTW, it didn’t affect me any worse than any other case of a strong cold or the flu, though I totally realize it affected others differently.

WoodenBleachers ,
@WoodenBleachers@lemmy.basedcount.com avatar

I definitely heard about it on NPR in Christmas 2019. Not invalidating your experience, but I definitely heard about it on NPR. People were watching it

over_clox ,

Can’t say I’ve ever heard of NPR before today, might have been handy to know before I decided to go to the hospital over a large cyst on December 19, 2019, that’s probably where I got it.

Anyways, from Wikipedia…

“The World Health Organization declared the COVID-19 outbreak a Public Health Emergency of International Concern on 30 January 2020, and a pandemic on 11 March 2020.”

By then I had already got it and had already recovered. When I finally heard about it on the news, I was like ‘well ain’t that fucking cute, a day late and a dollar short’

ShustOne ,

Live in the US. I saw the news covering it in 2019 and showing footage of people passing out in China. China was the one downplaying it to the world back then.

Taleya ,

Yeah my mil was avaxx. Then she infected the entire damned family, including two kids under five.

BigNote ,

I have a cousin who still insists that her mom died of pneumonia and that it wasn’t COVID. Her husband is currently in prison for storming the capitol on January 6th, which tells you all you need to know. It’s weird because she’s the only one in my extended family who’s even remotely into far right craziness.

7heo , (edited ) in It's just faster....

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NightAuthor ,

Look at this guy over here, nerding out about the WiFi.

Jk, glad to find someone in the comments correcting the misinformation in the meme. OP is probably a hacker who likes to do session hijacking.

hai OP ,
@hai@lemmy.ml avatar

Not a hacker, just a silly goofball.

tdawg ,

And what happens next time they load the site?

7heo , (edited )

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Catweazle ,
@Catweazle@vivaldi.net avatar

@7heo @tdawg, i only keep data from sites which i visit every day, no other, using Site Bleacher, it remove automatically cookies, local storages, IndexedDBs, service workers, cache storages, filesystems and webSQLs from all not whitelisted sites. This keeps clean the browser and HD.

https://github.com/wooque/site-bleacher

Similar alternative

https://github.com/Cookie-AutoDelete/Cookie-AutoDelete

7heo , (edited )

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SnipingNinja ,

What about incognito sessions?

7heo , (edited )

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SnipingNinja ,

Yeah, that’s what I was curious about, the security issues you mentioned as I wasn’t clear in my understanding until now. Thanks.

4am ,

Yeah you really should do both. Some session cookies can just be used as tracking cookies later.

7heo , (edited )

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redcalcium ,

JWT sounds great on paper until you have to deal with logout and revocations. Might as well use standard session cookies.

7heo , (edited )

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hai OP ,
@hai@lemmy.ml avatar

Fair point, I made the meme to be silly, and, yes, this is one of the many reasons why tokens in general should expire after some point in time.

Also the meme isn’t wrong, memes don’t need logic, they’re supposed to give people a giggle.

7heo , (edited )

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hai OP ,
@hai@lemmy.ml avatar

To be Frank, who I am not (I’m Hai), I can’t tell if you’re a troll or not. Although, if you’re not, my meme is not “wrong” or spreading misinformation it contains a logical fallacy, as many jokes do. I can list jokes that contain logical fallacies upon request.

7heo , (edited )

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hai OP ,
@hai@lemmy.ml avatar

This was the funniest thing I read all day, thank you. Sorry for misunderstanding your tone.

joucker29 ,

Fr my thoughts exactly

TheGiantKorean , in And get two birds stoned at once.
@TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world avatar

Someone should finish filling in the rest of that rainbow flag for him.

cooopsspace ,

Omg yes

mo_lave , in just wait, it could get worse....

🤝 90’s babies living through WW1, the Great Depression, and WW2 before they hit 50

HipHoboHarold ,

Now we just gotta hope the roaring 20s comes back… that’s also gonna repeat, right? Gonna have fun? Cause it’s the 20s? Someone tell me it’s gonna happen.

mo_lave ,

The low-interest economic regime of the 2010s was that

SuddenDownpour ,

“Hey mom, can we go get some roaring 20s now?”

“We already have some roaring 20s at home, honey.”

Roaring 20s at home:

pancakes ,
@pancakes@sh.itjust.works avatar

It’s gonna happen.

/s

MoodyRaincloud ,

Bring back the flappers!!!

Gerula ,

For those living in Europe please add: the spanish flu pandemic so “a plague”, the expansion of communism, post war reconstruction (twice).

Edit: typos

HerbalGamer ,

the expansion of communism

we were talking about bad things

FuglyTheBear ,

Bolshevik Communism was the second worst thing to happen to the working class in the 20th century. Second only to the rise of corporate Capitalism. Its failure crippled any other working class revolution for the 30 plus years.

HerbalGamer ,

That’s a wild take

Aux ,

If capitalism is bad, maybe move to North Korea already.

Gerula ,

Yup, I know what I’m talking about, unfortunately for me I’ve been “blessed” of being born in comunism. Can you say the same thing about yourself?

HerbalGamer ,

unfortunately for me I’ve been “blessed” of being born in comunism.

Alright enlighten us; when and where?

Gerula ,

Why, you think I need your validation of my life experience from you?

HerbalGamer ,

Just wondering if you’d bring any more argument to the discussion. Maybe some insight for us laypeople?

Gerula ,

Arguments that comunism was bad? The internet is gushing with info (videos, testimonies, history, you name it) you just have to look at it and consider it.

Convincing somebody over the internet? You don’t want to see any other opinion, you just want to pick an argument with me to test your “revolutionary claws” against the “bourgeois” and/or the “imperialist pigs”!

I don’t know what you’ve been through to embrace these ideas and I don’t care. I’ve seen my grandparents believing like you that “the grass is greener” - they got wiser through reality checks. I’ve seen my parents live in the “Age of Gold” and being disappointed that their whole youth work was in vain, I’ve experienced some goodies on my own.

And everbody reached the conclusion that: “In capitalism the man exploits the man, in comunism it’s the other way around!”

HerbalGamer ,

Well in that case my daddy was Joseph Stalin’s gardener.

Since all claims on the internet are true, obviously my arguments are now just as strong as yours.

Gerula , (edited )

Well good for you. What you’re trying to do is an argumentum ab auctoritate. Even if it was true it would give you a heavily biased and schewed information about the real life in comunism because you would have been in the circle of the privileged. The Party “aristocracy” so life probably would have been good and dandy.

On the internet you can find any kind of information, there are methods to verify the sources and compile coherent streams of information about anything. But this means work and time and it’s easier to find an ecochamber in a “dedicated” forum and feel good about yourself.

L.E. my arguments are neither strong nor weak. I’ve mentioned their source so you know why I’m stating them. Like I already said your or someone else validation of them is not required.

coltorl ,

It was so good it eventually collapsed and destabilized dozens of countries!

Aux ,

Well, if tens of millions dead is a good thing in your book…

HerbalGamer ,

Gimme some sources on those stats that aren’t the already discredited black book of communism

Glaive0 ,

They got a pandemic too. The “Spanish” flu hit right after ww1. AND they had their own antimaskers.

yata ,

Don’t forget the Spanish Flu (which hit 90s babies especially hard, since it was more lethal for younger people).

UlyssesT , in sToP pOsTiNg pOliTicAl mEmEs!!!

That smuglord in a recent thread that said “programming.dev doesn’t allow politics” certainly allows programming.dev’s nonpolitical politics to ooze anywhere I can see a programming.dev user address of origin. smuglord

Tankiedesantski ,

“I don’t have time to discuss politics, I’m too busy getting the master and slave drives to work together.”

UlyssesT ,

“That’s just technology. Technology is nonpolitical.” smuglord

Tankiedesantski ,

“Anyway, let me tell you about my next project: the Torment Nexus.”

UlyssesT ,

“If you don’t like the Torment Nexus, just don’t draw the ire of Immortal Cyberlord Bezos. Simple!” lord-bezos-amused

Omniraptor ,

I never got the complaints about that. It’s not inherently bad to have one thing exert complete control over another thing… the problem is when you start doing it to people

Tankiedesantski ,

I don’t think I’ve seen anyone with a problem with the computing concept itself, they have a problem with the unnecessarily unpleasant and offensive nomenclature. There’s lots of ways to express a leader/follower dynamic that’s intuitively understandable. Hell, call them Dom/Sub drives if you want to.

There’s just no good reason to invoke historical attrocity that’s still ongoing to describe a concept like this.

Omniraptor ,

Ok fair point and that is a really funny idea. But afaict dom/sub dynamics aren’t complete control and it would be pretty dangerous if they were

Spudwart , in Twitter, Reddit, Unity, Blizzard... who else?

Twitter Reddit Unity Blizzard Microsoft Epic Google All of the Movie industry. All of the animation industry. All of the Gaming publishers.

Basically, everything, everywhere.

Ottomateeverything ,

You forgot car companies asking for subscriptions to use your heated seats.

IzzyData ,
@IzzyData@lemmy.ml avatar

Cars are going to get really terrible really soon if not already. They are becoming less of mechanical machines on wheels and more of computers on wheels. Car companies like Tesla are already harvesting every tiny bit of personal data from you as they possibly can. Other car manufacturers aren’t much better. It is truly a privacy nightmare. Any new car you get you will basically have to gut it and cut out the part that tracks everything you do.

Hiccup ,

Sounds like a new industry about to pop up: the secure your vehicle and privacy industry. Just like there’s after market parts and repair, we’ll be needing to go to an expert to rip out all the bs from cars.

UnverifiedAPK ,

theintercept.com/…/infrastructure-bill-travel-dat…

And soon that will potentially be tax evasion

IzzyData ,
@IzzyData@lemmy.ml avatar

Cars are the worst. What a terrible blight on the US.

RememberTheApollo_ ,

Charge more, pay and offer less.

Sabre363 ,

What did Epic do?

far_university1990 ,

Exist

Also Fortnite and Epic Games Store

busydoinnothin ,

This is silly. Epic Megagames out out some ridiculously great products. Jazz jackrabbit, omf, zzt, freaking UNREAL and unreal tournament. If y’all wanna hate on their recent decisions that’s fine not everyone stays good, but to say that simply existing is a reason to hate on them is redacted.

far_university1990 ,

Big abusive company: exists

Me: Image

CileTheSane ,
@CileTheSane@lemmy.ca avatar

Epic is trying to make every game exclusive so they don’t have to compete on the market, instead of providing a service that is actually competitive.

medium.com/…/why-i-turned-down-exclusivity-deal-f…

Tldr: Epic waits until a game with hype annouces a launch date on Steam, then contacts the developer saying “We would love to have you on our platform” and offers an exclusivity deal.
Dev turns down exclusivity deal because backers were promised a Steam release.
Sudddenly Epic has no interest in making the game available on their store if they have to actually compete with another store. Despite saying previously they would “love to have it”.

Having it on their store as well would provide a better service for their users but that’s not what Epic is interested in.

Sabre363 ,

Oh, I see, they have been doing that for years though. I thought maybe they did something new to spice it up this year.

CileTheSane ,
@CileTheSane@lemmy.ca avatar

Yup. It was bullshit years ago when they started doing it, and it’s still bullshit today.

Hiccup ,

Casino industry. I.e. mgm, penn, Caesars, station casinos, etc.

CosmicCleric ,
@CosmicCleric@lemmy.world avatar

All of the animation industry.

Corporate enshitification and the Woke/anti-Woke debate are two very different things.

Damage , in They aren't fooling around

Potatoes are fucking immortal, I recovered some of last year’s from a planter whose soil was so dry it was almost sand, planted them again, watered them and they immediately sprouted vines and leaves.

agressivelyPassive ,

That’s because this is pretty much their natural lifecycle. They’re native to the Andes, where cold, dry weather is kind of the norm.

Platform27 , (edited ) in appreciate it

What she didn’t see is me whispering in her mothers ear “I run Arch, by the way”. Then giving her a quick wink.

radioactiveradio ,

Ah, so that’s why she pissed herself.

uis ,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

Arch for weak, compile Gentoo

flashgnash ,

Pssht imagine using an operating system and not simply manipulating the bits on your disk yourself

theneverfox ,
@theneverfox@pawb.social avatar

Pssh, imagine using a disk instead of a good memory and quick fingers

gotrandom , in Drake has questionable judgement about who he texts

Top 6hr for me.

JJROKCZ ,

Same, I check in the morning before I drag myself out of bed and then once I get home from work to see if anything happened during the day.

gotrandom ,

Samsies!

SuzyQ ,

I am also part of the Top 6hr gang. There are dozens of us! :)

ubermeisters ,
@ubermeisters@lemmy.world avatar

Hell yeah

ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling , in The EU has finally won this one!
@ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Ok, I have to take issue with this. I will never be an apple user, but until USB-C came out I was honestly jealous of the lightning cable. It is reversible and consistent, two things other phone chargers never were. Sure, for data transfer it’s outdated as hell now, but it is still good enough for most uses

Phrodo_00 ,

Lightning’s data transfer and charging are subpar, although I’m not sure if Apple is implementing PD fast charging on the new iPhone either.

ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling ,
@ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I didnt say it was great, I said it was good enough for a very long time. And in all honesty i think its data transfer speeds were always subpar.

My personal pet theory is that it was designed the way it was in order to make a cost-cutting measure look fancy and luxurious.

HRDS_654 ,

They are not, unless you get the pro as far as I have seen/heard. The regular iPhone is artificially limited to USB 2.0 speeds.

dpkonofa ,

It is not artificially limited. It’s using the board from last year’s Pro model. It doesn’t have a USB3 interface.

TheAnonymouseJoker ,
@TheAnonymouseJoker@lemmy.ml avatar

I do not think the charging wattage is limited in the way data transfer speeds are on the non Pro Max models. Only Pro Max is getting USB3 data speeds. Atleast I have not heard Apple gimping wired charging speeds on any of the new iPhones.

p1mrx ,

USB 2.0 vs. 3.0 data has nothing to do with USB PD charging wattage.

chiliedogg ,

The Pro still doesn’t have PD charging.

When they go portless (I’m guessing next year or 2) they don’t want people bitching that the charging is slower, so they’re not going to support wired charging that’s faster than wireless.

Honytawk ,

The same law that forces standardised cable by the EU also forces Apple to not go portless, since it needs a standardised port on the device that can be used to charge.

clutchmatic ,

This is to force users to use cloud solutions and lock users in the apple ecosystem

stebo02 ,
@stebo02@sopuli.xyz avatar

It is reversible and consistent

consistent in what?

cujo ,
@cujo@sh.itjust.works avatar

Consistent in frying pins and fraying cables.

Fuzzypyro ,

I worked cellular retail for 8 years I’ve never really seen fried pins on iPhones. The frayed cables are pretty much inevitable especially if it is apples first party cables. Shockingly I have had contamination in usbc ports though. It caused several devices of mine to no longer charge due to corrosion. Still not sure what exactly caused it but I suppose it was juice from a vape that leaked into the connector. Basically fried my laptop c ports, my iPads port and my pixel’s port. I still think the move to c was pretty necessary.

Only complaint is cables that have contaminants can easily travel between devices now.

Other than that the protocol support is all over the place.

cujo ,
@cujo@sh.itjust.works avatar

Everyone I know who uses an iPhone has had fried pins on the cable, not necessarily on their device. No one I know personally has had any issues with USB-C.

Though both experiences are anecdotal, I think we can take this away from our conversation at least: no cable design is perfect. Lol!

ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling ,
@ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Consistent in that they used the same type of charger for almost all their devices after they established it. Mini-USB outdoes them in ubiquity, but the connector is usually a piece of shit.

Eufalconimorph ,

Mini-USB wasn’t very common. Micro-USB was common.

ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling ,
@ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Right, that one. My point about micro-usb being good pretty much only because everyone uses it still stands. USB-C fixed all of my problems with it.

Amilo159 ,
@Amilo159@lemmy.world avatar

Consistent in connecting /charging on first try, compared to micro usb.

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