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CluckN , in Omg, nooo.

You could easily take controversial of all time by going, “Linux is overrated”

Altomes ,

I immediately felt my heart rate soar just reading it so yeah probably

NotSpez ,

I heard if you say that phrase in front of a mirror three times in a row, all the Lemmy servers go down all at once

lightnegative ,

Linux is overrated *by arch users

FTFY

I use Arch btw, and so does my wife

Mostly_Gristle , in If you needed motivation

Sure, let’s all hustle like crackheads:

“Oh, your job isn’t paying enough? Well, have you tried stealing from your family? Your grandma has a social security check coming, right? Oh, your family doesn’t talk to you anymore, huh? Well have you tried selling your neighbor’s car stereo? What about his propane grill? How about stealing tube socks from Walmart and trying to sell those on the street to anyone who walks by? Still not cutting it, huh? I don’t know man, maybe it’s time to try sucking some dicks.”

These memes seem a lot less clever if you’ve ever been close to someone whose life got snowed under by addiction, or lived in a neighborhood that has a crack problem. Seeing real crackheads really hustling is pretty fucking bleak. They’re not getting ahead. They’re not winning. They’re burning everything with even a shred of value to service their addiction, including family and personal relationships.

I don’t know, maybe it’s a very apt metaphor for capitalism, and what our capitalist system expects of us, but I have no desire to trade the people and things that make my life bearable just so I can brag about having a couple extra dollars in the bank.

Jorgelino ,

That’s kind of the point though. If “hustling like a crackhead” wasn’t obviously a bad thing, there’d be no joke here.

Yearly1845 , (edited ) in Columbine vibes

Man I hope I never end up super rich or famous because I was a loser in my youth and I don’t want anyone digging that shit up lol

treesquid ,

It helps to not be a loser right now. Elon is in his 50s and still acts like a childish, insecure douchebag. The fact that you are able to acknowledge your previous loserdom makes you already less lame than Elon. No amount of money can make him cool because he completely refuses to ever work on himself.

shalafi ,

I’m his age and may or may not have some pics like that…

curiosityLynx ,

You’d be just fine if you remain a decent human being rather than becoming an egotistical and racist pile of garbage.

Also, Musk was born rich and basically bought his fame.

petersr ,

I think you might be in luck.

Lucidlethargy ,

This was from Tuesday (the comment). A 52 year old man posted that, though I use the word “man” loosely here…

cristalcommons ,

i’m starting too think being rich is symptom of a mental illness in many cases.

Wilshire , in If I don't laugh I'd cry
NocturnalEngineer , in elevator

But now all I want to do is turn off the light switch.

I crave the chaos.

DmMacniel , in Is it because of me?

As a side note: you were/are able to send SMS to a landline and the provider of it would convert it to speech and read the content to you.

Faydaikin ,
@Faydaikin@beehaw.org avatar

The old landlines had a ton of smart features. It’s just that very few of us knew about them and thus they went unused.

killeronthecorner ,
@killeronthecorner@lemmy.world avatar

So I guess it’s because she never texts back

joneskind , in This post
@joneskind@lemmy.world avatar

K = 273 + 5(F - 32)/9 is even worse

FreshLight ,

Sure, if one would use Fahrenheit as go to unit…

prayer ,

Why use kelvin when R = F - 459.67

uis , in Communist Filth/Capitalist Filth
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

This is not communist solution, this is half-socialism humant colony solution.

Real communist solutions look like this:

https://cs14.pikabu.ru/images/big_size_comm/2022-02_2/1644406233116629756.jpg

https://cs14.pikabu.ru/images/big_size_comm/2022-02_2/1644406236255438394.jpg

HikingVet ,

Not sure what the difference is. They are both pictures of high density buildings.

uis ,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

Height and what surrounds them.

HikingVet ,

That’s a framing difference for the photo.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

And age…

Lamb ,

Trees are so fucking sexy. Really happy to live with a view onto trees.

uis ,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah!

At least until autmn when trees become so sad, that they cry with all their leaves and fill you with their sadness.

But spring and summer totally worth it. And even during winter there are beautiful sights sometimes.

teuniac_ ,

Autumn’s beautiful though. It’s just that shorter days and the reason can make it a bit depressing.

spark947 ,

Pretty sure thats Pripyat.

RIP_Cheems ,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

And it failed miserable, at that.

ComradeChairmanKGB ,
@ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml avatar

So the same but more run down because the Capitalist regime that replaced communism doesn’t maintain them?

DragonTypeWyvern ,

There is no such thing as half socialism. There is only the oligarchy deigning to not be complete assholes, as long as you agree to beg.

finnie ,

Ugh, living in a forest like that sounds idyllic

riodoro1 ,

Shit still looks better than a tent under a bridge you know.

Flumsy ,

There is a thing called “homeless shelter” and Im pretty sure its more than just a tent

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Do you think they let you live there permanently?

kattenluik ,

In pretty much every country other than the US they do, these images are always very strange because they’re so focused on the US.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

If they can live there permanently, they’re not homeless, are they? And that sounds surprisingly anti-capitalistic, almost like what this meme is talking about.

kattenluik ,

Getting these people help makes sense from a capitalist perspective too, help them and they can work again and probably do a full life of that. It really isn’t anti-capitalist.

Flumsy ,

Yeah they do, actually. At least in most countries…

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Then they’re not homeless. If you have a place where you can live as long as you like, you have a home.

Hawk ,

A shelter is not a residence

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Why is it not a residence if you can stay there indefinitely? That sounds like a residence to me. The Internet tells me that ‘residence’ means ‘the place in which one lives; a dwelling.’ If they don’t ever have to leave, they live there.

Smk ,

You have to be fucking dumb. Get the fuck out. AcTuAlLy LoL ThE iNtErNeT blablabla. Do you really think a fucking chamber that you can only go to sleep is a fucking residence ? Are you a moron ?? Get an education dumb fuck.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Blocked.

Smk ,

I’m 😭 😂😂

Flumsy ,

So homeless people dont exist then? Because where I live, everybody could go to a shelter for as long as they like.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

If they don’t live in a shelter indefinitely, yes. They are homeless.

Flumsy ,

They could live in a shelter indefinitely…

Mango ,

More and worse. Been there. Done that. Got stalked in the shower by a mentally ill guy and they did fuck all about it.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I’m pretty sure that’s an issue with maintenance, not communism. And I’d still rather live there than in a tent.

spark947 ,

No one realizes what this is a picture of huh?

min_fapper ,

Is the point supposed to be that they haven’t been cleaned in a while?

Otherwise they don’t look that bad. 🤷

Amends1782 , in This is no encouragement to waste energy

Goddammit Saddam Hussein fucks me up every time

Tak ,
@Tak@lemmy.ml avatar

You and 182,000 Kurdish people

craftyindividual ,

And the Marsh Arabs :(

bingbong ,

And the Bush family :(

chooglers ,

baked beans

tigerjerusalem , in I lose mine last month :(

I just realized that each phone comes with one and only one of SIM ejectors, and I have a lot of those in my drawer. I think I have a problem. -_-

radioactiveradio ,

You’re responsible for everything!!!

spudwart ,

Most screw-driver kits like the IFixIt kits, include a sim-eject head.

adespoton ,

Me too… and my phone uses an eSIM!

GeneralVincent ,

The chosen one!

spader312 , in Shiny legs ✨🦵

What am I supposed to see?

kubica ,
@kubica@kbin.social avatar

the same but different, wait until the oil disappears

genfood OP ,

Keep looking, there is no oil on the legs.

MeatsOfRage ,

I mean, those could be oil paints

TrickDacy ,

spader312 ,

All I saw was paint not shiny legs 🤷‍♂️

new_guy ,

A pair of legs with paint smeared on them

shatterling ,

Thank god, I thought this was loss

Spiralvortexisalie ,

If you turn it upside down and divide the thigh, the smears become the panels from loss.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

If you divide the thighs you see genitalia.

TrickDacy , (edited )

Wow your username is disgusting

Rolando ,

I thought the knees were Amogus-heads.

Steve , in Just fuck me up fam

All of the baby boomers will be dead within 20 years, maybe then we can make some improvements?

(Sorry mom & dad, nothing personal)

ElBarto ,
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

How many of us do you think are gonna be around or capable of it, I’m pushing 40 and I’m fucked, the thought of another 30 years sounds exhausting.

Steve ,

Theres still time to fix things for our children before we die, so theres that.

Hmm, I should go plant a tree or something.

MrBusiness ,

I think eating something rich would help us all more exponentially.

timicin ,

i passed that age milestone already am i’m definitely not ready

SlopppyEngineer ,

(Sorry mom & dad, nothing personal)

Retirement and a nursing home are no longer economically feasible and my landlord doesn’t allow additional residents, so good luck out there mom & dad.

CohortCzort ,

We have until 2029, and we’re still going the wrong way. Its also not just boomers plenty of other shitty people in other age groups.

Illegal_Prime , in just when you don't think about, bääm! a German.

One of my favorite things about Reddit was that whenever two Germans found each other in a comment section they would always start a long reply chain in German. I always thought it was cute.

Appoxo ,
@Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Diese Tradition können wir gerne fortführen.

SaltyIceteaMaker ,

Wir müssen diese Tradition Fortführen

Treczoks ,

Auf jeden Fall!

manucode ,
@manucode@infosec.pub avatar

Melde mich zum Dienst!

smokedclover ,

Tschuldigung, hab verpennt. Wo gehts heute hin Chef?

Appoxo ,
@Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Zum nächsten Kommentarfaden.

Daher: Wie geht es Ihnen/dir? :)

theFibonacciEffect ,

Wohoo, auf zum nächsten Faden

TotallyNotSpez ,

Dessen Öffnungszeiten sind aber nur von 09:00 bis 12:00 Uhr Mo-Fr.

Killing_Spark ,

Ja sind wir denn auf nem Amt?

Appoxo ,
@Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Für eine personalisierte Antwort bitte ich Sie den Schein A38 einzureichen

RangerOs ,

Wo bekomme ich den?

Appoxo ,
@Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Beim Schalter 1.
Korridor links, letzte Tür rechts.

philipsdirk ,

KLOPF KLOPF

ElmarsonTheThird ,

Wenn sie ein Schiff zulassen wollen, müssen Sie runter zur Hafenkommandatur!

RangerOs ,

Ist der Antrag auch per Fax möglich?

Appoxo ,
@Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Nur per Einschreiben.

RangerOs ,

Ach ne, im Geld schwimme ich jetzt auch nicht.

z500 ,
@z500@lemmy.world avatar

I like it when Germans write bilingual comments. It’s so wholesome.

eleefece , in This good
@eleefece@lemmy.world avatar
Darkmuch ,

Ha! You fool! Time for these hacker skills

Computer, rotate image 90 degrees!

eleefece ,
@eleefece@lemmy.world avatar
4am , in I mean where are the zipties keeping things secured? It's a mess

God dammit, those aren’t IT cables, they’re TV cables. The AV guys did it!

eestileib ,

TV broadcast headends used to be these monstrously wonderful collisions of AV and networking cables and devices.

Wish I’d taken more pictures, but you know, wanted to keep my job.

Nobsi ,
@Nobsi@feddit.de avatar

Picture was taken for… documentation!

Frederic ,

Yup, SDI, certainly Miranda/Grassvalley stuff like a Kaleido

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