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CIWS-30 , in RIP Cheems

Sad news, but isn't the Doge in the picture Kabosu rather than Balltze?

LinkOpensChest_wav ,
@LinkOpensChest_wav@beehaw.org avatar

Kabosu is the original doge (“very wow,” etc.)

Cheems came with dogelore later on

Edit: Wait, that is Kabosu in the picture wtf

HappyMeatbag ,
@HappyMeatbag@beehaw.org avatar

If the text is accurate, “falling asleep” is probably more humane than chemo would have been, anyway.

My sympathies to all who loved him.

LinkOpensChest_wav ,
@LinkOpensChest_wav@beehaw.org avatar

I can say from experience, it’s always a hard decision

altima_neo ,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

Yeah this one’s the bonk dog, not the wow doge

LinkOpensChest_wav ,
@LinkOpensChest_wav@beehaw.org avatar

The more I think about it, it’s somehow an even more appropriate tribute to Cheems that it’s not even him in the picture

wheeldawg ,

Correct. Use of Doge in the pic is from meme creator being stupid.

Larvitar , in Will it be a never ending war?
@Larvitar@kbin.social avatar

Guess I'll just have to touch grass.

Google, try pulling data from me being at the park when my phone gets left at home!

AlexWIWA ,

Amazon Ring cameras: Hello

starman2112 ,
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

<span style="color:#323232;">Facial recognition go brrr
</span>
nieceandtows , in Saviours of humanity

This is just the truth, where’s the meme?

doppelgangmember ,

But memes are inherently just political cartoons…

Nagarjuna ,
@Nagarjuna@hexbear.net avatar

We’re at the stage in humor where instead of telling jokes, we’re conditioning ourselves to laugh at an increasingly horrifying reality.

ikidd , in But don't say it out loud
@ikidd@lemmy.world avatar

Melania was disappointed by 2 inches once again.

BonesOfTheMoon ,

Woohoohoohoohoohoo.

ignotum , in Mood
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asbestos ,
@asbestos@lemmy.world avatar

404media maybe?

umbrella ,
@umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

the misinformation combo would be complete with a zucc app and youtube

jballs ,
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pelespirit ,
@pelespirit@sh.itjust.works avatar

Can I suggest sorting by new for your favorite communities? There are a lot of downvoters that have gamed the system.

Potatos_are_not_friends ,

If you forget about Lemmy, straight to jail. No question.

HotsauceHurricane ,

I’m in this comment And I’m fine with it.

jsomae , in This pisses me off so much

I hate that people never say “bye” on the phone.

MutilationWave ,

I say it sometimes. Is “aight” a good enough bye, what about “later”? Sometimes if it’s a quick work call hardly anyone says bye.

allywilson ,

I say bye all the time. Every phone coversation.

yokonzo ,

Nah, same for the work calls

jsomae ,

Nah, I don’t think “aight” suffices, but “aight, later!” would work.

noisefree ,

You have to tell them that you love them, everytime, or it’s not even close to a proper bye. That’s how you get an in with the HR folks really quickly so you know that they have your back. Work on easy mode, more or less. Like and subscribe for more social lifehacks.

wieson ,

Are you even allowed to end a phone convo without 20 byes and 30 ciaos?

DNOS ,

What Is ciaos ? Is It commonly used also in english or are you an Undercover italian ? 🤔

wieson ,

I’m German, but we use ciao all the time (we spell it tschau)

Slovene ,

Same in Slovenia. Čau!

DNOS ,

That’s curious I knew some German gettings but never heard of it … Seems most languages have a similar one somehow kinda cool …

Brickardo ,

South American here, same thing, we write it down chau

nilloc ,

One of the best parts from Spaced (Simon Pegg & Jessica Stevenson’s season show from the early 2000s).

jsomae ,

Oh, do they say bye in that show? …and that’s the best part?

RebekahWSD ,
@RebekahWSD@lemmy.world avatar

My stepfather does this irl and it always pisses me off, it’s so rude!

umbrella , in Piracy
@umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

based professor

Missmuffet , in Good boy

Low effort ai image again :/

DmMacniel ,

Yeah the lampshades gave it away.

AlligatorBlizzard ,

It was the tail that gave it away for me.

paddirn ,

I noticed the tail first, but then the woman holding the cheap flower vase is when it clicked. Just not something anyone would do at a table or draw.

words_number ,

Yeah I remember those good ol days when memes were high effort!!

/s

FaceDeer ,
@FaceDeer@fedia.io avatar

Now the effort is going into finding reasons not to like things, it seems.

neo ,

Mh… I don’t see anything factually wrong with your post. The grammar checks out, too. … However, your comment has nothing to do with a deer or a face, your avatar is AI generated and… well that’s enough effort for today. Make more mistakes if you want more feedback. You’re making this unnecessarily difficult for everyone!

candyman337 ,

Part of the enjoyment of a meme is the way it looks, poorly made Photoshop memes are funnier in sometimes

ModsAreCopsACAB ,

someone has an opinion, better be counterargumentative about it to spoil their idea of fun, only my idea of fun is right

Cool story bud, maybe take that stick out of your ass.

SoleInvictus ,

Three foot long femurs!

MrFunnyMoustache ,

Also Joker makeup.

SoleInvictus ,

Oh shit, there’s a guy in the wall! How did I miss that?

MrFunnyMoustache ,

I had to go back to check…

Plastic_Ramses ,

Agreed, ai is low effort.

Alongside motion pictures (lets not even talk about color motion pictures, gross!), photography (youre telling me all some guys gotta do is press a button?!?) And mass produced color palettes (wow some guy made you some colors, go forage for colors like a real man!)

All im saying is that the only real way to make art is on a cave wall using blood, fecal matter or charcoal.

Thats the real art. Rest of these fuckers are posers that wish they could create art. Blegh.

Klear , (edited )

This is just an AI rip-off of this comic though:

https://i.imgur.com/ZPi12qM.jpeg

You’re acting like someone used AI to realise their artistic vision while it’s essentially just high-tech watermark removal.

paddirn ,

We never knew her name is Susan. They’re building lore onto it with their artistic vision.

Plastic_Ramses , (edited )

Who cares?

I’ve got like 15-20 of these “good boy” comics in my memes folder. It’s not remotely an original thought.

AI is just another brush in an artists box.

Edit: i notice there are no rebuttals. Only downvotes.

todd_bonzalez ,

i notice there are no rebuttals. Only downvotes.

Everyone is upvoting the rebuttal, debatelord.

Plastic_Ramses , (edited )

Im sorry that you wouldve been scared of cameras.

Must be a rough life.

paddirn ,

Because using previously established meme templates is considered high effort?

Zerush , in Saving people is illegal
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

It has nothing to do with anti-semitism to call Netanyahu an genocidal nazi shit.

FenrirIII ,
@FenrirIII@lemmy.world avatar

Except the people who make our laws say otherwise because they wouldn’t want to upset their donors

Leylineofthevoid ,

You could name Netanyahu anything in the world. Why call him a nazi?

ShimmeringKoi ,
@ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net avatar

Probably all the nazi shit, dickhead.

thesporkeffect ,

If it quacks like a nazi…

Leylineofthevoid ,

Sorry, the claim that Netanyahu is a nazi, is historically wrong and trivializes the nazis.

Fidel_Cashflow ,
@Fidel_Cashflow@lemmy.ml avatar

Hmm, getting some… Interesting readings over here…

https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/4140dd9c-e0f5-4271-b579-c546fd98b921.png

pingveno ,

But no, seriously, there’s a big book of insults that actually fit Netanyahu. Genocidal maniac. Baby killer. Warmonger. Neocolonialist. The list goes on and on. Trying to fit the label “Nazi” on a Jew is a fool’s errand.

AnarchoBolshevik ,
timewarp ,
@timewarp@lemmy.world avatar

The US House of Representatives just passed a bill that can make calling Jewish people nazis a hate crime.

AnarchoBolshevik ,

When referring to Jewish neocolonists, you mean. Surely nobody is going to get in trouble for referring to anticolonial Jews as ‘Kapos’ or whatnot, which I have seen much too often.

Facebones ,

It will soon, the bill passed the house that adds “comparing Israel to Nazis” to the official antisemitic hate speech list - but according to a friend (been out of town and busy to read it myself) it’s worded to cover basically any criticism of Israel.

The point is once its added the department of education can pull funding, accreditation, etc from any schools that “allow antisemitic speech or actions (aka protests)”

Zerush ,
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

Not in Spain, our president is advocating for an independent Palestinian state as a path to ending genocide (sic) and fostering peace in the Middle East…

pewgar_seemsimandroid ,

OONGA BOONGA CATALONIA

Kalkaline , in Would you?
@Kalkaline@leminal.space avatar

Gotta get some hype music for the ass whooping you’re about to bring.

Longpork3 ,

Name your playlist. ‘X Gon give it to ya’ is definitely on there somewhere.

BeardedSingleMalt ,
Rai ,

youtu.be/tq-hODfHPf0

Knock knock

TheFriar ,

Exactly my thought. Gotta get fuckin ready to go all John wick or John McClane or Jean Claude Van Damme. With the right music maybe even go straight up Jon Hamm on those motherfuckers. Never go full John Cleese, though. And with the wrong music you might show up going John Mayer. Your wife might be into it, but she’d be dead real fast.

Kiosade , in saving lives is hot

People are so weird in their obsession with alcohol and getting drunk…

NeptuneOrbit ,

It’s a joke. It starts off cute and altruistic and then it finishes silly and kind of bad.

Kiosade , (edited )

I mean I get the structure of the joke, but in this case it’s just kind of sad. I think it’s because it is not SO exaggerated of a thing to do that I could actually envision some people doing this straight up…

SimplyATable ,

Tbf, could be kinda fun if you don’t drink too much and get drunk drunk… So, not exactly what the post is saying but still

YarHarSuperstar ,
@YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world avatar

I doubt most people who would do this are doing it to be cool. Your comments show a serious lack of understanding when it comes to addiction.

Kiosade ,

You’re totally right. I guess I was thinking of it from the angle of people who do things like this on purpose (but in control), not people who have lost control due to addiction or otherwise. Probably because of the “jokey” tone of the post.

stinerman ,
@stinerman@midwest.social avatar

I felt this way at one time when I was younger. Now I don’t give a shit what people want to do with their own bodies.

ipkpjersi ,

It’s fun if you don’t overdo it, as long as it’s not an obsession and as long as it doesn’t interfere with your life. Like all things, moderation is key.

Kusimulkku ,

Can be fine if you overdo it

Donkter ,

I think what you’re missing is that getting drunk is very fun.

Potatos_are_not_friends ,

This is it.

Some people drink 1 tequila, do a Hangover, and go, “Drinking is bad” smh

TheOakTree ,

Well, to be fair, as a 6 foot tall person I can only bandle one, maybe two drinks because of my genetics.

Drinking isn’t inherently bad, but it certainly isn’t too fun for me!

Boxtifer ,

To be fair, alcohol is a poison.

meliaesc ,

So is caffeine but we love coffee, tea, and chocolate too.

Batbro ,

I get where you’re going but how many coffees does it take to kill a person vs how many beers

meliaesc ,

About 4g of caffeine is lethal, npr.org/…/a-lawsuit-says-a-man-died-after-drinkin…

The lethal dose of alcohol is about 5 to 8 grams per kilogram of body weight.

Kiosade ,

Not to me, I’ve never understood that sentiment. I can act as silly as I want without being drunk, and I hate how it turns other people into almost different people. If I wanted to be friends with their drunken selves, I wouldn’t be friends with their sober selves.

Donkter ,

Yeah I’ve noticed there’s a divide in the population in which half the people “know what it’s like” to get drunk, and it really isn’t for them. And they’re baffled by people who love to get drunk. It’s a different experience. People don’t get drunk just “to act as silly as they want”, that should be obvious.

EpicFailGuy ,
@EpicFailGuy@lemmy.world avatar

some people prefer therapy,

The rest of us just drink until we can’t remember why we’re stressed.

Don’t knock it till you’ve tried it.

AVincentInSpace ,

That sounds like a one way trip to becoming an alcoholic but you do you ig

imPastaSyndrome , in Calligraphy

Can someone please Photoshop it and fix the keming

chemical_cutthroat , (edited )
@chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world avatar

I’m pretty sure there is an extra “picket”.

Edit: I may be wrong, but I don’t know enough about calligraphy to be sure.

dharmacurious ,

No, there’s not. I Zoomed in and scrolled it one letter at a time. It’s the right number of pickets for minimum. It’s just a horrible, horrible mind fuck. Lol

CaptPretentious ,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/f89fd1d8-a3f8-4d53-ae35-3f644b4e1f4a.jpeg

I did it on my phone, so it’s not great. But it might help show the letters.

imPastaSyndrome ,

It’s great thank you

hydroptic ,
TWeaK ,

kerning

FTFY.

hydroptic ,

That indeed is the joke, yes

TWeaK ,

Dammit lmao the joke has stuck so hard I forget which one is the real one.

hydroptic ,

Ok that’s hilarious.

In a few decades maybe it’ll officially be “keming”

Oka ,

But still pronounced “kern-ing” and no one knows why

Zerush OP ,
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar
imPastaSyndrome ,

Thank you

LemmyKnowsBest ,

Huh. Weird. You made that comment. I didn’t. sometimes my Lemmy glitches after I leave a comment it does things like this to me:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/7bc8224d-8609-4dd3-91d4-50321fb53ef1.jpeg

instead of posting my comment, it posts my username over somebody else’s comment 🤔 It’s a temporary glitch and It fixes itself after I exit then come back. I captured that screenshot to get evidence of the glitch before it fixed itself.

imPastaSyndrome ,

… Hahahha?! You should contact the app developer thats silly and weird

LemmyKnowsBest ,

You’re right. I should report this glitch. This is the first time I’ve been able to catch it and put it into words.

there are a few glitchy things about this app but those of us who are loyal to it are loyal suckers for sure.

Vespair , in これはロスなの?

The problem with loss is the impact of it is …ahem… lost without the context of what an enormous douchebag Tim Buckley was online at that time. Like part of what makes loss so ridiculous is the audacious sanctimonious nature of the comic coming from the internet’s least-likable egotist and troll. You can read as many KYM wikis as you want, but if you weren’t around to witness what a fucking shitbag Buckley was during that time then you can’t really feel the way loss hit when it hit.

Vespair ,

Also, B^U

0x0 ,

I didn’t have this context. I always thought it was really heartless how people turned it into a meme. Honestly, it still isn’t funny to me. Guess you had to be there.

Wogi ,

I don’t believe that’s an accurate statement. Ctrl Alt Del had, and apparently still has, some pretty militant critics. It always has. Everything I’ve been able to find is threads of unrepentant cruelty directed at Tim Buckley with very little context, generally leaning on the loss comic. The obsession is a little weird, to be honest.

Iceman ,

Now i have to watch Hbomb again

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TebCHHCw9rY

TheControlled ,

Is he not a shit bag anymore?

200ok ,

Can you share more?

assassinatedbyCIA , in Cycling 🚴‍♂️🥵

You have to clench to slow down

Norgur ,
@Norgur@fedia.io avatar

Bioreactive breaking action

scrubbles , in The future is now
@scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech avatar

I would hope anyone using an online service would know this… but of course I’m always disappointed.

saltesc ,
squid_slime ,
@squid_slime@lemmy.world avatar

Came to say this, must learn to have less faith in humanity

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