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rustyfish , in Its what plants crave
@rustyfish@lemmy.world avatar

Water? You mean like in the toilet?

kautau ,

Hey that’s pretty good. You sure you ain’t the smartest guy in the world?

bjg13 ,

Go away! I’m Batin!!!

PresidentCamacho ,

I thought your head would be bigger…

j_roby , in Capitalism really just reinvented sleeping outside SMH

Headline reads: Millennials ruining the wall industry

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

What happens next will SHOCK you

Bene7rddso ,

A lightning strike?

jaybone ,

Avocado walls.

grey_maniac , in I'm so good at time management that I hardly work at all

How about also, “Wow, seems like you need to work on your resource planning skills,” when a manager tries to demand unpaid overtime?

foggy ,

I’d straight up tell a boss that asked for unpaid overtime that their failure to allocate resources is money out of my pocket if and only if you want to hear from the DoL.

pearsaltchocolatebar ,

Unfortunately, many jobs that do this are salaried exempt.

Now, whether they are miss categorized is a different story. That’s why my wife’s old workplace is going to get some attention from the IRS and DOL when she finishes her month’s notice.

SnotFlickerman ,
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I think you might just straight say “management skills” because that’s bare minimum part of their fucking job to organize a schedule well enough so they don’t have to have people running into overtime to get the job done. That is time management, too, because you’re supposed to know how long it takes each employee to do shit, and you should be fucking organizing based on that.

I’m so fucking sick of skeleton crews. I’m pushing 50 and the last 25 fucking years has been nothing but skeleton crews where if one person calls out sick everything falls apart. Sorry, that’s inefficient as hell. If one person calling out wrecks everything, then that means you’re doing it fucking wrong and maybe you need one or two more people to help cover the gaps. I’m sure it makes them beaucoup bucks in the short term, but the profits from ruining your relationship with your customer base won’t last. Eventually customers do get sick of being treated like shit. (Corporations are banking on all of them similarly treating you like shit so you won’t have any real options that are better.)

Iron_Lynx ,

skeleton crews

I’m not a manager, but if I had a business critical three person job and some busywork, I’d schedule four people minimum. Probably five if the busywork is important at the time.

LoamImprovement ,

Managers lower the bus factor to like .8 and force everyone else to work too hard to pick up the slack. Then they act shocked when somebody gets hit by a bus and it all falls apart.

HuntressHimbo ,

beaucoup bucks

I’ve never seen this phrase in print before and the spelling is fucking me up a bit ngl

SnotFlickerman ,
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I had to look it up to make sure I was spelling it right!

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Literally every order at my last job bottlenecked through me. That meant that I got shit every time I dared to take time off because it meant one of the salespeople had to do my job and they didn’t even know how to do it well because our processes kept changing and only I was keeping up. I was paid dick despite that too. So glad to be away from that fucking job.

moistclump ,

Normalize I ionizing so you can have more frank discussions with management with more protection.

TootSweet , in Low-hanging fruit 🥱

But school shootings, obesity, healthcare, and oil, though.

Source: Am American.

Cannibal_MoshpitV3 OP ,

Same tbh

FlashMobOfOne , in Jordanian Petersonian
@FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world avatar

Social media programming is pretty effective.

The major social media platforms are programmed to simultaneously outrage you and convince you that everything you think is correct, no matter how outlandish or stupid it is.

And it works. Keeps your eyes glued to stupid ads.

For my part, I lost hope in it all when my loving, wonderful preschool teacher started posting about how unfairly Trump was being treated.

superduperenigma , (edited )

Don’t know if there’s an equivalent community on Lemmy (and honestly I’m not sure I’d want to see it either way), but /r/QanonCasualties was one of the most depressing subs you would ever see.

Just pages and pages of people either desperately trying to free their loved ones from the clutches of right wing conspiracies or people seeking support after they accept that they’re never going to deprogram their friends and family from cult-like brainwashing. Families torn apart. Marriages in shambles. Lifelong friendships broken.

An absolutely heartbreaking look into how much damage these psyops have caused to so many people.

not_that_guy05 ,

I enjoyed Herman Cain award given out to all the deniers. Was fun, feel bad for the family members that are level headed, but not the ones got the awards.

From posting BS antivax science to the last weeks of their lives asking for thought and prayers. Lol.

stolid_agnostic ,

Sadly, I am a victim of this same thing. I quite Facebook because family members would bring their friends to attack me on my wall because I happened to post an article they didn’t like. It was constant and daily. I eventually gave up and really don’t ever see those people anymore.

CountryBreakfast ,
@CountryBreakfast@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Half of them were too up their own asses to see the racism in their own families and used it as an outlet to express their “shock” so as to not face up to the fact that their upbringing needs to be critically examined instead of romanticized. These people, just like their QAnon family, are not mere victims and have their fair share of denial themselves.

stolid_agnostic ,

My take is that this has revealed who amongst us is still ruled by their ape nature and who can notice that it’s weird to do that and try not to. Those who use only the monkey brain will fall into these traps every time. It really goes to show you just how primitive our species still is.

Dkarma ,

It’s easier to just say they’re stupid.

stolid_agnostic ,

I actually don’t think that they are particularly stupid. I think that most people can’t overcome the urge to have and keep for themselves. It’s all very much ape behavior and it pervades all the nasty that humans are capable of.

I’m not saying that people or better or worse. I just think that some let the internal animal out and others keep it in the cage. I do, however, believe that everyone should strive for that.

dodgy_bagel , (edited )

I mean my feed is full of socialists telling me that the vampiric capitalists are the reason behind 95% of the world’s problems.

FlashMobOfOne ,
@FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world avatar

The few. The proud.

Problem is both parties are very much for vampiric capitalism.

dodgy_bagel ,

And one seems to want to light the world on fire in the process.

So the problem seems like an easy one to solve. Accelerationism is a good way towards extinction.

Gabu ,

“Hurr durr, both of these things are the same even though they’re clearly different”.

dodgy_bagel ,

Durr durr durr.

hurr durr durr?

Hurr durr DERRRRR.

ಠ_ಠ

Dur her dur dur.

eclectic_electron ,

They are not the same, but it is still disappointing to see lots of lazy, reactionary arguments, circle jerking, etc even if you agree with what someone is ultimately supporting.

msage , in For real tho

Just FYI - it’s mandatory to have a button like that next to the ‘Accept all’.

Every site that doesn’t do it should be reported.

berkersal ,

To where?

tyrefyre ,

Straight to internet headquarters of course.

LordCirais ,

The police

TheyCallMeHacked ,

The serious answer is to whatever your country’s internet regulation agency is (assuming your in the EU, else you’re out of luck). So for example, in France that would be the CNIL, in Germany it’s the BfDI, etc.

Nyfure ,

Just FYI Germany likes to make things more difficult, so with federation every sub-area is separated in many aspects and has own agencies for different things..

BfDI is only responsible for health and internet-provider institutions (and a few more).
Otherwise you can send it to the one where the company is located at, or always where you are located at. (they will forward it, but that can take a few months, so better to submit where it has to go).

ramsay ,
Imgonnatrythis ,

If that’s so it’s incredibly poorly enforced to the point where complaining is unlikely to have any effect at all. Most Sites have a button that leads To a secondary menu where cookie preferences can be set. Perhaps this meets the mandate you speak of? It’s a much more common setup.

Lauchs , in Official history of the world

“But I read a book written by one of the few people who were privileged enough to read and write, and things didn’t seem so bad!”

MindSkipperBro12 ,

Literally me, fr fr

Tar_alcaran ,

This is a real issue though. A lot of the writings on the actual lives of random people are from the perspective of “look what these weird foreigners do, instead of being normal like us”. And that’s not the most objective source.

pomodoro_longbreak ,
@pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works avatar

This is what I dislike about most historical dramas. They focus almost entirely on the pampered (thought no doubt dramatic) lives of the rich and privileged, and lettered, ignoring the great majority of humanity that 1) were engaged every day with the drama of survival, 2) did all of the labour that allowed for those frilly few to write their letters all day.

EDIT: I write from the comfort of my home office on break at my WFH job… >_>

DessertStorms , in I'm starting to feel like there's not much choice
@DessertStorms@kbin.social avatar

I'm starting to feel like there's not much choice

wait until you hear about renting (for those of us who really don't have a choice) - you get to be a wage slave and at the mercy of a greedy landlord..

Asafum ,

And you get no security of retirement! Thanks ever increasing rent!

SPRUNT ,

Of course not. You gotta build your landlords retirement instead.

garbagebagel ,

Who needs retirement when I can just die!

JudahBenHur , in Pain

You see, if you stay up until 3-4am you get to take part in this secret extra “day” without demands or interruptions that no one else knows about; which everyone just sleeps through 'cause they’re dumb and myopic.

The rumors that the alarm will go off at the regular time and there are negative consequences of sleeping for less than 4 hours are entirely unfounded and, frankly, hurtful

isolatedscotch ,

bonus points if you somewhere where you can go for a walk at night, 4am is the perfect hour when even the pubs have closed and nobody’s awake yet

Nedserd ,

PERSONA 3 MENTIONED 🔫🔫 👻👻👻👻 🌕🌕🌕🌕⏳⏳⏳⏳⏳

Trainguyrom , in Age Combat 🤡

Reminds me of the old joke “what’s the difference between libertarians and republicans? Libertarians know the legal age of consent in all 50 states”

RaoulDook , (edited )

This trope and this meme are lame and wrong. You people have a ridiculous idea about Libertarians that is nothing but plain prejudice.

I encourage anyone to prove me wrong by reading this Libertarian Party Platform document. Please point out anything about age of consent that is included in the Libertarian platform.

www.lp.org/platform/

Additionally, prove me wrong by showing any example of a Libertarian party member stating support for adults abusing children in the manner alluded to in this prejudiced meme / trope.

EDIT: Downvotes don’t prove anything folks. I issued a challenge here - is nobody going to prove me wrong?

CurlyMoustache ,
@CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world avatar

Heh. Somebody got offended by a joke

RaoulDook ,

No I am offended by the prejudice behind the joke. It’s as bad as Trumptards and Qanon morons calling Democrats pedos.

Probably not a great idea to alienate the Independent type voters ahead of important elections as well. Democrats / Leftists / whatever you are should be courting the votes of those who are not-Republicans rather than driving more division.

Necrosynthetik ,

I can’t imagine willingly telling people I was a libertarian in the internet.

RaoulDook ,

Can you imagine being content in life and not caring what Internet nerds think about anything? No? Too bad for you. That’s my reality.

Liberty is the most important value/concept to uphold in society and politics, therefore the Libertarian party is the best overall choice to support. Anyone who proposes to reduce liberty for the citizens of America automatically loses my support.

My ethics are clear and I’m proud of my voting record, no matter what you or anyone else thinks. Proudly supporting freedom should be applauded rather than mocked. So it’s actually you who should be ashamed for attempting to suppress our freedom with your prejudiced garbage.

dangblingus ,

WHOOOOOOOOSH

Buddy, the definition of libertarian differs greatly from what your ilk discusses online.

RaoulDook ,

Absolute bullshit. You are making up your own prejudiced definition, even after I provided a link to the party platform that LITERALLY defines the political stance.

In other words, you can’t prove me wrong, so you move the goalposts.

Cinner Bot , (edited )

I brought this up yesterday, and I’m not even a libertarian. I just have working eyes and those muscles between them run decent enough too. The ideology of libertarianism is so harmful to the corporations that run this country that it had to be astroturfed into the thought terminator cliche of “libertarian = pedo” amongst an entire new generation. They destroyed Occupy WallSt in a different but similar way, by infiltrating all the influential OWS groups and making identity politics a core tenant (if you’re white, shut up because your opinions are worthless - thought terminator cliche so ‘in your face obvious’ that they’re promoting exactly what they’re supposedly fighting against, but most were taken in anyway) - here’s a video of it in action from 2011.

lemmy.world/comment/5139983

youtu.be/SCwhlZtHhWs

The corporations that run this country love youth internet addiction. There’s never been an easier time in history to spread or destroy a movement simply by spending money. You don’t even need a puppet. It’s the ultimate power.

RaoulDook ,

Wow I didn’t realize that happened with OWS. I just remember being disappointed that the movement fizzled out.

Divide and conquer is a well-known strategy, used endlessly by the brainwashers

NewDark , in War is a business and business is good

The fact this meme implies anything resembling an equal conflict is a pretty bad framing, despite a decent overall sentiment.

Viking_Hippie , (edited )

Yeah, make the Gaza monkey 50% younger, change the knife into a rock, and put the Israel one on a death star space station. That’s closer to reality.

craftyindividual ,

Talking of rocks, I remember low level scraps between youths and border guards in previous years where the Palestinian boys used slings with rocks like David and Goliath. That weapon has a very long history in the region.

NewDark ,

Look, they’re terror rock attacks.

The UN guy made sure to be very clear about it about a year back

Beyond parody lmao

rivermonster ,

Yeah, you’d have to go back to the multiple wars where the Arab nations attacked together to destroy Israel for it to be more even, right?

Which was what initially created the refugees bc they were told by those Arab nations that after Israel and the Jews are destroyed, the Arab Palestinians would be given all of Israel.

History is so inconvenient to bullshit narratives.

NewDark ,

Google the history of the Nakba.

And don’t act like “Lil bean Israel was just minding it’s own business when all the savage Arabs attacked and they just had to steal more land”. It’s ahistorical at best and fucking racist at worst.

catfish ,

go a bit further back you chump…

OneWomanCreamTeam ,
Sabre363 , in fly, you fool!

Better than getting left in line while she gets the onions

SpezCanLigmaBalls ,
@SpezCanLigmaBalls@lemmy.world avatar

This is what my mom did. By the time she got back everything was scanned waiting for payment and I’m just standing there with my thumb up my ass

Viking_Hippie ,

I don’t know about your local customs, but where I come from, it’s actually considered quite rude to stimulate yourself thus in public. Especially if you lock eyes with the cashier as you do it.

acow ,

The stress of those moments left a weird impression. I’m very against splitting the party now when entering checkout territory.

rustydrd ,
@rustydrd@sh.itjust.works avatar

You must gather your party before venturing forth!

bec , in not again...
@bec@lemmy.ml avatar

Craved, obviously: it would be a bit embarassing and uncomfortable, but at least I would not be harming it

spicytuna62 ,
@spicytuna62@lemmy.world avatar

If you’re gonna have to pick between two shitty situations (pun intended) then you might as well choose the less harmful one.

Who knows? Maybe you have an undiscovered kink.

Whitebrow ,

With a bidet attachment so it can slurp every last bit

Dampyr ,
radioactiveradio ,

What if it evolves a tongue and licks your asshole? Atleast if it hates it, it can evolve some safety mechanism like a fake poop pipe/mouth, or stomach acid idk.

Holzkohlen ,

The tongue would be a bonus. I am too shy to ask for a rimjob, so this works out great actually.

driving_crooner ,
@driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br avatar

If the toilet is sentient, there should be consent on all parties included.

The_Eminent_Bon ,

Better to be loved than hated?

Sharkwellington , in O.O

Third panel is heckin’ adorable though.

akariii ,

i need the fourth panel to be replaced by a supportive group of friends please

pipe01 ,
akariii ,

i love it! tho its more like kinky and less just accepting

LtLiana ,
@LtLiana@startrek.website avatar

aww that’s cute!

ebenixo ,

the bar for adorable doesn’t exist with this one

db2 , in All the weird shit happens on nights

Based on your title I don’t think you understand the meme you posted.

interolivary ,
@interolivary@beehaw.org avatar

Must be on the day shift

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