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Giveaway! Win your Steam Copy of the 'Captain’s Edition' of Star Trek: Resurgence! (startrek.website)

Edit: We have 10 winners!! Congrats to @roofuskit@[email protected]@[email protected]@[email protected]@[email protected]@[email protected]@[email protected]@[email protected]@[email protected]@[email protected]...

BeardedSingleMalt ,

I'm definitely curious to see how it ties into the ST:Resurgence comic from last year! Plus the cameos!

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"Banging the boss"

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Some Lil Wyte https://youtu.be/2i7JePYi79I

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Some choice selections...

Hollywood Undead - Whatever It Takes

Evergreen Terrace - Chaney Can't Quite Riff Like Helmet's Page Hamilton

Amon Amarth - Twilight of the Thunder God

Falling In Reverse - Watch The World Burn

HEALTH - Tears

BeardedSingleMalt ,

What. No. You don't say. Get right out of town!

#/S

BeardedSingleMalt ,

Sadly, the average person has no idea what this is or what it means

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcrfatB9IE8

My ex is a school teacher. She would be in tears at times because of all the "active shooter" drills they would have to go through. Where if there is an incident they have already planned the furniture that would be moved to block the door, and where to take shelter in the rooms to avoid gun fire from the hallways. But more importantly, the absolute shit-tier kids who are a huuuge pain in the ass, who find ways to get under their skins and always have an excuse why the rules don't apply to them trying to get away with anything. But even worse...their small-town wealthy over-entitled insufferable moms who think their precious little child is only getting bad grades because the teacher isn't good enough, and even though the kid dicks around in class on their phones all day never turns in homework and fails tests...the administration makes them adjust grades so the parents will stfu.

Yeah, let's add a gun to that scenario

BeardedSingleMalt ,

That's require those stay-at-home-moms to get up before 8am and refrain from day-drinking white wine

BeardedSingleMalt ,

Why can't the millions of homeless people just take a break from being homeless and pop in and out of the doctor's office anytime they start feeling fatigued.

BeardedSingleMalt ,

This reminds me of that personal trainer fitbro a few years back who thought fat people were just lazy...so he stopped being a fitbro for 30 days to put on weight and spent the next several weeks going back to being a fitbro to show fat people that it's not that hard to lose weight and get into shape.

BeardedSingleMalt ,

The Star Trek version of throwing a hot dog down a hallway

BeardedSingleMalt ,

Our workforce failed to meet a quota set by management, so we're laying off some of those workers

BeardedSingleMalt ,

Much like "Has a lot of DUIs" and "Never drinks and drives"

BeardedSingleMalt ,

That's the benefit of top notch practical effects, and going off-the-wall bonkers with the interpretation of future, as opposed to "200 years from now except contemporary styles and slang"

BeardedSingleMalt ,

Oh good, because if there's one thing Star Trek needs it's another origin story /s

BeardedSingleMalt ,

Or the person who gifted this to OP after eating the bunny

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and likened the tone to the Guardians of the Galaxy movies.

Oh good, a light-hearted romp where half the characters act like idiots, that's exactly what a Star Trek movie about a clandestine blackops organization.

BeardedSingleMalt ,

Where are all the "build a wall" and "they take our jobs" screamers now?

Disney Board Foe Nelson Peltz Questions ‘Woke’ Marvel Films: ‘Why Do I Have to Have a Marvel [Movie] That’s All Women? Why Do I Need an All-Black Cast?’ (variety.com)

Nelson Peltz, the activist investor agitating to win two Disney board seats, criticized the company’s “woke” strategy — specifically questioning Marvel’s “Black Panther” and “The Marvels,” which featured Black and women leads, respectively....

BeardedSingleMalt ,

The black dude doesn't die first, the women aren't damsels in distress and actually survive and, turns out one of the women is actually trans.

BeardedSingleMalt ,

BH I wouldn’t really trust Trump with a gun.

BeardedSingleMalt ,

Yes, but the form is just as convoluted and equally a waste of time

BeardedSingleMalt ,

[2 week later] Former lead detective found dead in in what investigators have ruled a suicide. He apparently hung himself after a fit of rage where his house appeared to have kicked in his own front door, tore the hard drive out of his security camera hub, punched himself in the face a number of times, then tied the rope to a bannister and strung himself up.

BeardedSingleMalt ,

How long until they have a pamphlet for Klarna at Wendy's

[Urgent] How do you know your computer or phone isn't spying on you ?

This maybe a dumb question but i became paranoid all of a sudden and wanted some answers because i can’t find it anywhere else nor can i sleep without it. Like even if i did flash linux on a lets say amd laptop couldn’t the chip itself be spying on me ? Also i understand bootloaders are stored or rom is there a way to know...

BeardedSingleMalt ,

One thing to note, pihole also blocks ads in you're using wifi from your phone. If I'm playing a game or whatever that has "watch this ad for..." half the time I have to switch off wifi or else it'll claim the ad failed and won't give the item.

BeardedSingleMalt ,

"A few bad apples" is also what the police use to handwave away whenever one of their own goes bonkers and kills unarmed civilians

BeardedSingleMalt ,

Don't forget their god-emperor Dorito Mussolini withheld congressionally approved military aid before this whole debacle...to attempt to blackmail Ukraine into giving him dirt of Biden....

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It's something you can only believe if you refuse to actually spend more than 5 seconds looking into it.

You hit the nail right on the head there. They seem to confusecritical thinking with reading a conspiracy theory and immediately accepting it as fact

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It also gives people a sense of deep satisfaction believing they know some dark hidden secret nobody else does... regardless of how absurd it is

BeardedSingleMalt ,

Yeah I learned that a long time ago. Was looking for a new knife...

Amazon - $14.99 with Free Prime Shipping.

Sellers A & B - $9.99 with $5.00 shipping

Seller C - $4.99 with $10 shipping

BeardedSingleMalt ,

Or you could buy an extension cord from such brands as HUANCHAIN, Mifaso, YISHU, POWRUI or Addtam and maybe it will ship in 4 to 5 days

BeardedSingleMalt ,

Or the person ordering made a huge fucking deal out of them not putting enough on

BeardedSingleMalt ,

Or they got home and thought of it

BeardedSingleMalt ,
  • All the workers have forearm tattoos
  • At least 3 people are wearing beanies in the middle of summer
  • Bacon is $4 extra
  • The burger comes out on a bun drenched in butter and is so greasy/oily that halfway through it may as well have been served in a bowl
BeardedSingleMalt ,

This meme is so old it's kid is the hostess at a burger joint like this

BeardedSingleMalt ,

And it's always warm

BeardedSingleMalt ,

It would be an epic episode of IASIP if Frank finds out he has a long lost twin brother. They find out because Mac and Charlie are just chilling in the bar, Arnold walks in and they literally think it's Frank. Mac and Charlie can't tell Frank and Arnold apart while Dennis and Dee claim it's the twin-gene that they can tell.

Throughout the episode it gets increasingly frustrating for Charlie and Mac because they'll be intending to talk to Frank but at Arnold instead and Frank/Arnold has to keep pointing out who is who.

Dennis: "This is retarded, how can you not clearly tell the difference between the 2 of them. They look nothing alike!"

Charlie: "YOU'RE SO FULL OF SHIT DUDE! IT'S LIKE I'M LOOKING AT FRANK NEXT TO A MIRROR"

Dee: "Yeeaah uh Charlie, Frank is like half the height of his brother. How are you not seeing this?!"

Mac: "Half the height? I mean, maybe Frank is slouching a little bit. Stand straight up Frank..."

[Frank stands more upright, which to the viewer is barely noticeable"

Mac and Charlie start yelling at the same time.

Charlie: "THEY'RE THE SAME GODDAMN HEIGHT THEY'RE THE SAME GODDAMN HEIGHT!"

Mac: "They're clones! There is no other way those 2 are clones!"

BeardedSingleMalt ,

From the party that screams and whines about how everyone else is taking their freedoms, they sure do love to to take away everyone else's freedoms

BeardedSingleMalt ,

Other old people...they get free top notch healthcare for life while saying healthcare isn't a right

Pi-Hole or something else for network ad blocking?

I’ve been aware of pi-hole for a while now, but never bothered with it because I do most web browsing on a laptop where browser extensions like uBlock origin are good enough. However, with multiple streaming services starting to insert adds into my paid subscriptions, I’m looking to upgrade to a network blocker that will...

BeardedSingleMalt ,

One thing I've found is it's good at blocking ads via mobile gaming. The downside is if those ads return rewards in-game.

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There was a demo for a music video maybe 10 years ago, Day Day - Backseat, the video seems to have since been scrubbed from the internet and the best I could find was a thumbnail. The only things I can remember about it are the lyrics went something like "if your driver needs a rider...then you put it in my backseat" (yes, its about exactly what you think) and the guy singing it looked like a cross between Geordi LaForge an Lady Gaga.

BeardedSingleMalt ,

When you scream about any minor inconvenience is taking away your freedoms, while simultaneously support a failed nation whose entire existed resolved around taking the freedoms away from an entire race of people

BeardedSingleMalt ,

Was flipping through the channels the other day and the question was something like "What is the last place you want to spend new years?"

The person sad "Jail" and of course he collapses into the podium Whaaa. And of course it was the #1 answer.

BeardedSingleMalt ,

The bigger question is what was the drive like back to Florida. That's 14 hours and bathroom breaks

BeardedSingleMalt ,

He meant to say HIPAA. In sort, series a laws for patient protections which include looking at a patient's record to get their phone number for personal reason.

BeardedSingleMalt ,

Nobody touches my favorite singing telegram.

Unless they shoot her with the gun, obviously.

How dare they do this to Joan of Arc

what's your best "insecure boss" story? (lemmy.world)

The image is formatted in a tweet with image format. The caption says “handle with care” over two pictures. The first picture is of an Amazon package with “fragile” written in sharpie. The second picture is on the inside the box with a paper and the text “a middle manager’s ego” on it.

BeardedSingleMalt ,

Ah yes, my old manager. Has to be the one talking at any given moment, her meetings always go at least 15 minutes over because she spends half the time talking about every mundane thing her kids said, if there's a meeting/call and 8 seconds of silence she has to make some kind of comment only she thinks is funny and forcefully laugh at it, and her own team members can't give a project update without her talking over them to repeat what they already said or to add info that isn't relevant.

BeardedSingleMalt ,

Reminds me of when Circuit City was finally going out of business and they were having a liquidation sale. There were some TVs I was looking at and they were regularly priced at like $800. They had STACKS of those TVs they couldn't move.

Then CC was going out of business and was going through liquidation. The same TVs were being advertised as MSRP $1,299 but 25% liquidation pricing and people were buying 2 at a time.

BeardedSingleMalt ,

Or the Ad Buddies from Maniac.

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