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Kiosade ,

And they look like dumpsters from behind. Apparently raccoons have even scratched some trying to get inside, thinking they held delicious trash.

Kiosade ,

Truth

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Of course it can: the whole Manic Pixie Dream Girl trope was code for autistic women, and it was a big thing like 15 years back.

Kiosade ,

I call BS, the part you’re lampooning is near the end! You’re a big fat phony!

Kiosade ,

I will never understand impulsive people who just DO things, with little thought or worry of consequences.

Kiosade ,

Cats are conflicting for me. They can be cute, but I hate when they try to walk on me. Because I know if I try to move them they’ll probably scratch me. And that’s no bueno to me, just makes me anxious as fuck when they walk my way while i’m sitting on a couch trying to relax.

Kiosade ,

It’s more when I’ve tried to pick them up, they try to dig in because they don’t want to be picked up. It’s a catch 22 situation.

Kiosade ,

That’s good to know! Unfortunately all the cats I see are other people’s, and so it would be awkward to be like “hey before we sit down, can we trim your cat’s claws a bit?”

Kiosade ,

The problem is I tend to shift around a lot, and cats hate that. So i try to “nip it in the bud” to make sure to avoid the situation altogether, but sometimes they sneak up on me while watching a movie or something.

Kiosade ,

Interesting, I didn’t know Utah was known for bees/honey.

Kiosade ,

Bro, they’ve had a tough time since like…the entirety of their history.

Kiosade ,

Why did his arms, legs, and pelvis snap off the rest of the skeleton?

Also I may be mistaken, but can’t bees sting things their size just fine? They just get their stinger stuck in humans (and probably other creatures). I think in this case he could sting and pull out just fine, but who knows?

/jokekill

Kiosade ,

I think that’s how some cultures would actually say it.

Kiosade ,

I mean what are you gonna say, twenty nine? That just sounds like 29. Guess you could say Twenty Oh Nine but that feels awkward.

Kiosade ,

Not really this year. Its been slowed down immensely in the last few months especially.

Kiosade , (edited )

Just a note: it should be 10 days out of about 254. Unless you’re one of the sorry souls that works every single day, in which case you have my condolences…

Edit: 10 not 14.

Kiosade ,

Good catch!

Kiosade ,

It sometimes feels like this. At work i keep trying to let people help, and every time I do it comes back to bite me in the ass. I don’t WANT to micromanage, but they don’t give enough of a shit or miss things if I don’t basically direct them step by step and constantly followup. It’s exhausting… I miss working with reliable people.

Kiosade ,

I definitely feel that… last week I was asked a question by a client regarding our status as a “local business”. I had no idea, and so I asked my coworker, who tried to look into it a little online, and came to the conclusion we probably weren’t one. So i told them we weren’t, and they were like “That’s strange, because when your company filed the original paperwork you said you were”. Weird of them to ask when they already knew the answer, right?

Well the real kicker is my office manager was CC’d on all of these emails, and after all this, I decided to ask her if she knew if we were considered a local business. She just said “yes, we are”. All I could think of was “Well why didn’t you chime in and say that at the beginning? Did I seriously have to specifically ask you to respond?!”

I didn’t actually say that, but I really wanted to…

Kiosade ,

Well it took them 50 years to figure out, whereas Adam guessed it immediately.

Kiosade ,

If “acus” means that, then i wonder, how does “abacus” mean a thing you count with? Etymology is fascinating :)

Kiosade ,

Me neither, and I guess they didn’t need them all in the end!

Kiosade ,

That was Pixar though

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4.5 at this point.

Kiosade ,

It does. My brother and I call those dudes “Burger Kings” because they look like BK’s creepy king mascot

Kiosade ,

How come they switched sides for a panel then switched back? Was it also because of aliens?

Kiosade ,

Well i meant Babuthep starts standing left of the other guy, then he’s on the right, then back to the left. Maybe they were doing some dancing :)

Kiosade ,

More like a third, but a third of people are dumbasses and don’t vote.

Kiosade ,

You might be a sociopath

Kiosade ,

You get off on upsetting the people around you. That’s not normal behavior…

Kiosade ,

The “red” parts are white, but yeah it’s interesting

Kiosade ,

Rellana was fun! I was using backblades at the time, and so with my mimic and the summonable NPC, it was like a freaking anime battle. Just constant dodging and sword slashes from all sides. Much more fun than the lion.

Kiosade ,

What? No, literal guns. The hell?

Kiosade ,

Knives?

Kiosade ,

FO76 is like that too, although you do have to hit the mob once, which can be a problem if high leveled players are killing things too quickly.

Kiosade ,

I don’t know but probably the same people that use the Uber Eats type services. Seriously, how are people affording to pay $25 for a $10 meal?

Kiosade ,

Damn dude, I don’t know how you do all that! In any case I was just wondering more how people can afford to spend triple like… every day. Assuming one $30 delivered meal every day in a 30 day month, that’s $900 a month!

Kiosade ,

Yeah true. I guess these people I see ordering it all the time must be doing pretty well for themselves, especially considering how much the rents at my apartment complex are 😅

Kiosade ,

I don’t have much to say except why did they censor “fuck” and why did they spell it like the band and not the bug?

Kiosade ,

Yeah if they had that perhaps they wouldn’t look so foolish. Alas…

Kiosade ,

Yup they fucked up, it’s either a pig man, or a human with a hat with white eyes, no nose.

Kiosade ,

No need to re-release, the next system is going to be backwards compatible. Plus I believe some of these newer games like TTYD have code hidden in them to run better with the new system.

What does the world think of India?

I am an Indian and I have noticed that Indians are way too proud of their country for some reason and at the same time lack any civic sense towards it, they are extremely loud and extremely proud. We feel like the world revolves around India and our culture is superior to that of others. Also, a considerable chunk of the...

Kiosade ,

Speaking of unnecessary dental procedures: veneers… hoo boy, so many people (especially celebrities) get them unnecessarily, and permanently fuck up their teeth as a result.

Kiosade ,

As a fellow wonderer of strange things, all I have to say is keep wondering, my friend :)

Kiosade ,

Wait that’s really what it stands for? I keep seeing some commotion over it every so often but I thought it was just an abbreviation of a country or something.

Kiosade ,

Always reminded me of Posh Spice

Kiosade ,

It’s just called the Rio Grande.

Kiosade ,

And when she shines, she really shows you all she can.

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