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ReginaPhalange , in Energy drink can used for scale, yet fruit used as unit of measurement

Because Americans will use practically anything before they use metric.

blackbelt352 ,

We do such a shit job at teaching our own actual measuring system that nobody has an intuition what a pound feels like, what an inch and a foot look like and how to scale those up. So we resort to objects and comparisons instead of actual measurements.

makingStuffForFun ,
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I don’t blame anyone for failing to teach imperial. It’s surreal.

I grew up with both (gen x Australian), and when I lived through the transition, metric is a godsend.

Feet. Pound. Stone. All I see are objects. But they are easily objective to the imagination.

There are now only 2 countries left I believe, dragging their heels, and officially using Imperial

Sabata11792 ,

Our measuring system is so shit I rather use hamburgers as a distance than miles.

itsnotits ,

I’d* rather use

MotoAsh ,

Ehhhhh… measurements aren’t that hard to learn. They’re still measuring the same kinds of things. All measurements are still arbitrary to a human.

Basically the ONLY thing the metric system has over imperial is it matches our number system by being base-10. I know I know, it’s a BIG difference for a lot of calculations to not have to throw in non-matching unit conversions, and the metric system is ultimately based on absolute values pulled from the universe. At least by definition, as meaningless as that fact is to humans just looking at a length and going, “yup, that’s about 1 1/2 meters.”.

Anyone who failed to build an intuition simply didn’t use units enough. A lot of US carpenters like imperial units for a similar reason most like the metric system: The ratios match up to what they work with. Most people work with base-10 numbers A LOT more than base 8, 12, or 16. Though for woodworkers, when boards come in feet, blades are clean fractions of inches in size, and buildings are sized 8’ tall, etc, etc, it all lines up nicely to reduce a worker’s mental load.

I still think metric is superior, but imperial very much is not “senseless”. The biggest reason we’ll never switch is because so many industries have their ratios set for imperial units or interact with other American construction based on those ratios. Not to mention maintenance on things already built. It’d be a huge headache of a transition for many industries.

blackbelt352 ,

It’s not that it’s hard to learn, it’s that we don’t have a strong intuition. It’s not that difficult to know there are 12 inches in a foot and 3 feet in a yard or that metric is entirely based around factos of 10. But its the intuition of what an inch looks like, what a pound feels like to hold in you hand. Most people wouldn’t be able to pick up an object and say, “that weighs about a pound” or look at an object and say “that’s about 3 feet long” but a lot of people do have an intuition what an energy drink can looks and feels like and can imagine getting hit by one, a lot of people have picked up a pineapple at the grocery story, people have the intuition of how big a football field is or how big a city bus is.

MotoAsh ,

I agree, that’s why I said, “… they simply don’t use the units enough.”

I know imperial VERY well, but that’s because I lift weights listed in lbs and craft things all the time, which takes measuring. I also do 3d printing in metric, so I have a solid feel for millimeters, centimeters, and decimeters, but less so full meters because I seldom work on that scale.

Considering I had an intuition for lbs as a child, though… I don’t really buy that people suck at their native units as adults. If they do, they’re simply not paying attention.

LesserAbe ,

It’s true, all Americans jointly held the camera to take this picture then sat down together to write the headline

Anyolduser ,

That’s right. We all got together and decided to write moronic headlines like this.

It definitely isn’t just a handful of editors in a few newsrooms making these decisions on their own.

StaticFalconar ,

As you prepare a cup of tea with a teaspoon of sugar…

pipows ,
@pipows@lemmy.today avatar

Sorry mate, but I prepare 350ml of tea with no sugar

Kolanaki , in For edge lovers
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Does that commenter think the term “edging” didn’t exist 15 years ago? 🤨 I first heard about that kind of edging in the 90’s, my guy.

FrostyCaveman ,

Every generation thinks it invented sex

Sigh_Bafanada ,

All I know is that my parents NEVER had sex

olutukko ,

yes, you came from test tube. I know, because I was there 3000 years ago

Rubanski ,

JoJo Siwa invented Gay Pop after all

TheControlled ,

Speaking from an American POV, that’s probably because parents would still rather commit seppuku than be open about human sexuality because they are prudes and cowards. Gratefully my parents weren’t that way but my friends weren’t so lucky.

SatansMaggotyCumFart , in Fighting fire with fire

“Want a nude of Drake’s girlfriend?”

BedSharkPal ,

This is a reference to something I know nothing about, and honestly that brings me some level of happiness.

superduperpirate ,

Apparently he likes them young. Younger than Leo Dicaprio does but older than what Jared from Subway prefers.

BedSharkPal ,

That’s a surprisingly precise way to describe an age range…

the_grass_trainer ,

Jared was really out there eatin’ fresh 🤢

EmperorHenry , in The future is here
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2 quarts is not equal to 2 liters.

intensely_human ,

Whew! For a second there I thought I had to drink two liters a piss every day!

42yeah ,

Common mistake. You know that if you drink too much urine, there will be nothing left to piss, right?

mynameisigglepiggle ,

To be fair every time I give Gemini a go it’s hot garbage.

But then 4o seems to be worse than gpt4. Just feels like it’s regurgitating garbage

Colour_me_triggered ,

Gemini does a decent job with Justin Trudeau.

fishbone ,

And that’s definitely the most unhinged thing the AI said in OP’s image.

stanleytweedle , in Maybe Ukraine would win if we gave them bigger planes?

It’s just the perspective. Zelenskyy is actually 80’ tall now. His body grew in response to his giant balls dragging on the ground.

Skua ,

Soon he's gonna go grab the sword from the Motherland Calls and take to the frontlines himself

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
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My might morphin power zelenskyys pilot did not get the traction I expected and part of it was the giant testicles I think

Buddahriffic ,

Well yeah, at some point of getting large, the balls start getting in the way of the legs pointing straight down, so they have to be angled. This reduces the coefficient of friction because some of the gravity force is effectively directed to the side. Thus you get less traction and introduce a risk of slipping into splits.

GluWu , in I was barking up the wrong tree

Catgirls want to be taken care of by a human, not fight with other animals.

Forester OP ,
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Sanctus , in Me every time someone brings up possible futuristic dystopias.
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With the history of unsupported medical cybernetics we already have

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/f72ffdff-5de6-4a12-8c35-5c7293576e23.webp

scytale , in If I wanted to, hypothetically, guarentee that I shit my pants 2 to 6 hours from now, how should I do it?

Eat a bag of sugar-free gummy bears or a half gallon of sugar-free ice cream. Another option as one other comment mentioned are those unregulated asian slimming teas that have questionable ingredients. The safest and most practical solution is a laxative used for colonoscopy prep.

Agent641 ,

Sugar free gummy bears will make you shit your pants in 2 hours. And in 3 hours. And in 4 hours. Etc.

Track_Shovel , in As a long-time user hearing YouTube wants to play extra ads when I pause a video

That, and the absolute curbstomping of creativity through their copyright enforcement methods has gutted the core of a once great service. We are simply watching this thing shamble on to find a place to die: like a heart-shot elk bounding off into the bushes

GrymEdm OP ,

That’s an unexpectedly poetic and melancholic way of portraying some lamentable decisions.

Track_Shovel ,

I have a lot of appreciation for writing, and do a lot of it myself (for reports).

glouriousgouda ,

like a heart-shot elk bounding off into the bushes

This person has some stories, I bet! 😅

Rubanski , in Showing appreciation for hard work.

That is very Monty Pythonesque. British humor is something special

Imgonnatrythis , in I wish to give this many fucks

I beseech you to find articles in modern newspapers where people are described as whispering or speaking politely. Sounds wonderful.

Kolanaki ,
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DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?!” Dumbledore asked, calmly.

thurstylark ,

DIDYOUPUTYORNAYMEINTHEGOBLETOFIYAH

BakerBagel ,

Isildur, did you cast the ring into the mountain of fire?

Burninator05 , in The Langoliers?

I know it’s a joke but it is a pretty sad thought and good advice against dwelling over your past.

abbadon420 ,

I don’t think it’s a joke. I think it’s only the latter

lugal ,

c/lostlemmy

We are in a shitpost community

gmtom , in Giving someone oral is the most intimate thing you can do for someone. (IMO)

I fucking love giving oral. Like 100% legit would rather give oral than receive and when its with the right person giving oral is better than 90% of sex.

tiefling ,

As someone who is sex repulsed, I’m legitimately curious what about it appeals to you? I’d love to know from your perspective

jdf038 ,

Not OC but the idea of making someone feel good makes me feel good. It’s like double the dopamine for me.

I could totally see being grossed out by it when I think about it logically. In fact it is gross when I think about it logically.

Emmie ,

Logic is fucking gross. Last I tried it it remind me that I am a meat sack of fat and blood ready to pop. I avoid it ever since

Cryophilia ,

As someone with a high sex drive, it’s not rational. It’s like hunger, or sleepiness. It’s a base biological need and the longer I go without sex the more irritable and depressed I get.

It’s not a need in the sense that I’ll die without it, but it’s a need in the sense that my mental health will deteriorate without it.

garbagebagel ,

I’m mostly sex repulsed but I find giving oral way more manageable than penetrative sex. Mostly I just don’t like being touched but yes like someone else said, knowing that you’re causing the pleasure for someone else is the appealing part of it. Especially if they’re vocal about it.

tiefling , (edited )

See, I feel like I’m the exact opposite. I don’t mind being touched nor penetrated (toys only, w4w). Oral however just doesn’t seem fun for me either way. I guess I’m just more comfortable with someone’s hand than someone’s head.

TBF, sex in general doesn’t give me any happy chemicals so it’s not something I seek out or ever get excited about.

Kedly ,

Oral is more intimacy focussed, at least as far as giving it is concerned. As the giver you also get immediate and obvious feedback that your partner is finding pleasure in what you are doing (Or that they ARENT enjoying it if you’re fucking it up)

gibmiser , in Whoops

Oh, the heads not quite flush, lemme give it juuuuuuust a bit moreahhhhfuck

ininewcrow ,
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Maybe if I just stop, align it perfectly, put more pressure behind it and gently start tuuuAHHHFUCKOFF!!!

Maco1969 ,
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Snap! Can’t even put a new one in…

Speculater ,
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Life pro tip: If you ever need to remove the beautiful piece of art shown in the post, Dremel with a metal cutting blade to create a flathead screw, then remove it.

wjrii ,

I’ve done that. It often works, but you have to be careful not to go too deep, or you’ll just break the compromised screwhead right in two once you start with the flathead.

Speculater ,
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That’s a fair point, only just enough to get the job done. Otherwise you’ll have to either tap it out or get really creative with JB Weld and half of another screw.

thisfro , in You did it. The crazy son of a bitch, you did it.

Ocean acidification: Am I a joke to you?

pigup ,

Fo real

nicknonya ,
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does that mean earth is a soda?

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