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BedSharkPal ,

Touchy Tim’s girlfriend?

Dell said return to the office or else—nearly half of workers chose “or else” - Workers stayed remote even when told they could no longer be promoted. (arstechnica.com)

Big tech companies are still trying to rally workers back into physical offices, and many workers are still not having it. Based on a recent report, computer-maker Dell has stumbled even more than most....

BedSharkPal ,

Seems to me like this would disproportionately cause losses in the most talented employees

BedSharkPal ,

Careful, you might convince Tesla shareholders to fork over a few more billion to keep the big brained genius motivated.

BedSharkPal ,

The IRS? Did he like, not pay taxes on his suicide vest or something?

BedSharkPal ,

I’d say that’s close but more like they’ve concerned themselves with helping the wealthy and need to import more workers due to low fertility and as a way to suppress wages.

So now there isn’t enough housing and everyone starts struggling more because social programs have been underfunded for years and strain to the brink due to the greater load.

BedSharkPal ,

But while schistosomiasis and other diseases caused by helminths mostly affect people in poorer countries, from a livestock standpoint, helminths harm the livelihoods of people in richer countries as well – creating more of a market incentive.

I hadn’t even thought of that! Hopefully that can help motivate more research.

BedSharkPal ,

I need this. I didn’t know how much I needed this until now.

BedSharkPal ,

I assume with chromium being open source that there will be an alternative compiled version without this nonsense?

BedSharkPal ,

This is a reference to something I know nothing about, and honestly that brings me some level of happiness.

BedSharkPal ,

That’s a surprisingly precise way to describe an age range…

BedSharkPal ,

Right? Like what even is this feeling?

BedSharkPal ,

Doesn’t pass the smell test for me. Erections are the result of nitric oxide release relaxing vasculature to allow more blood to flow in no?

Like, isn’t cocaine dick a thing?

BedSharkPal ,

This is so frustratingly true.

BedSharkPal ,

Three sentence horror story right here.

BedSharkPal ,

Oh neat, a judge admitting that the justice system isn’t blind at all and that there is a privileged class with very different rules.

BedSharkPal ,

I mean based on the thumbnail only I’d say it’s more of the lack of trees than capitalism…

BedSharkPal ,

I can’t believe this is the first time I’ve heard this.

BedSharkPal ,

Guys come on, a fucking kid was murdered. At least try to be respectful.

BedSharkPal ,

Miss those guys…

BedSharkPal ,

I want a batman movie where the moral is we shouldn’t rely on some billionaire to clean up the streets. But rather we should ensure Bruce Wayne is taxed enough so that there’s enough money for public services to support Gotham and it’s residents that crime doesn’t happen in the first place.

Jesus Christ Batman is just some rich Elon Musk type asshole isn’t he?

BedSharkPal ,

Is there a source for this? Like, it jives with my mental model of the guy, but it would be nice to have a source.

BedSharkPal ,

It’s crazy how little it takes to buy these fucks off. Like setup and GoFundMe and just bring out the bribes into the open at this point

BedSharkPal ,

This is so bad it crosses back over into good territory again.

BedSharkPal ,

This makes me uneasy and I think it’s because the eye reflections aren’t accurate? Uncanny Valley and all that?

BedSharkPal ,

To be fair I think this talent may be firmly in 'you had to be there territory.

BedSharkPal ,

Wait… Like the boat sinking?

BedSharkPal ,

We got one over a year ago and it’s been nothing but a dumb appliance for us - it just works.

BedSharkPal ,

Ok but like, do you have to shit on the Dark Knight though?

BedSharkPal ,

I’m honestly surprised at how heavy it is!

BedSharkPal ,

I know people like to shit on the Reddit gold concept. But I still think it makes sense and is one of the least obtrusive ways to raise funds sustainably.

It's Not Safe to Click Links on X (lifehacker.com)

As noted by security researcher Will Dormann, some posts on X purport to lead to a legitimate website, but actually redirect somewhere else. In Dormann’s example, an advertisement posted by a verified X user claims to lead to forbes.com. When Dormann clicks the link, however, it takes him to a different link to open a Telegram...

BedSharkPal ,

You mean twitter, it’s called twitter.

BedSharkPal ,

I can’t believe all public entities didn’t jump on ASAP. It just makes so much sense.

BedSharkPal ,

What kind of sick fuck…

BedSharkPal ,

Wow this is amazing.

As crazy as it sounds I wish there was also a kit to add a cord to the thing. Love the vacuum hate the ewaste.

BedSharkPal ,

You could have said the whole state and I’d still be with you.

BedSharkPal ,

Between this and Elmo asking if everyone is OK, it makes me happy to see these characters in the current zeitgeist!

BedSharkPal ,

It’s only a matter of time…

The beans are coming.

BedSharkPal ,

Do they have an API yet?

BedSharkPal ,

I like how central banks and economists only truly got spooked once wage inflation was a thing

BedSharkPal ,

Oh hey NASA, I also don’t believe in space!

BedSharkPal ,

You’re not going to change the mind of someone who’s looking for attention. If anything - he’ll double down.

Also if you need a football player to believe in space for you to believe in it too…

BedSharkPal ,

Exactly, someone who didn’t find their position with logic, won’t change it due to logic.

BedSharkPal ,

I’m just here for them beans

BedSharkPal ,

Wait… Aren’t you guys supposed to be the free-est nation on earth or something?

BedSharkPal ,

There’s been plenty of stories that have come out that it took a relatively small amount to buy important votes. At this point they should just crowd fund buying out these guys. At least it would drive the price up and make it more transparent how shitty some of these people are.

BedSharkPal ,

Or just don’t launch full scale invasions against sovereign countries? Is that bar too high?

BedSharkPal ,

Wait, did the US claim Iraq or Afghanistan their territory?

The US did give lots of assets to those countries to rebuild. Not nearly enough and I would support other countries freezing US assets and giving them to those countries to help rebuild.

BedSharkPal ,

Guy I’m agreeing with you?

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