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Viking_Hippie , (edited ) in Dead I am the one, exterminating son

I first discovered this song a month or so ago while re-watching The Matrix (totally holds up btw, in spite of all the far right nut jobs trying to claim it as theirs) 25 years after I first heard it 25 years ago but didn’t actively notice 😄

And yeah, it fucking slaps!

ChronosTriggerWarning , in Very mindful...

Chaff

ChronosTriggerWarning , in Swooped in with the quickness

Chaff

Asafum , in Aaaaah

I just had one last week! Ugh just feeling it tighten until my muscles start tearing is the worst… And then I get to explain why I’m limping at work lol

Mr_Blott , in Swooped in with the quickness

Photo of two random blokes?

Aggravationstation ,

Holding hands?

Baphomet_The_Blasphemer ,

Ben Affleck, and Pete Davidson.

db2 ,

Exiting the back seat of a Volkswagen.

Mr_Blott ,

Ah yes, he was great as Doctor Who. Controversial, but I thought he was very suave

random_character_a ,
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Ben “something” and Chad

KrapKake , in Aaaaah

When I used to get these, the thing that made them stop immediately was standing up. It seems like the last thing you want to do, but standing up and putting all weight on both legs as soon as I felt one coming always did the trick.

morgunkorn , in The male gaze in these places is cranked up to over 9000 but women are just not the target
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The penetrating gaze gays

morgunkorn ,
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someguy3 , in Very mindful...

What?

residentmarchant ,

Open tiktok or shorts or whatever vertical video platform you prefer and scroll like 5 times, you’ll be bound to experience it.

asbestos ,
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Thanks for nothing

CluckN ,

If it helps I can also provide no context.

saigot ,

This is a greenscreen of the original: . and here’s a meme compilation.

NaibofTabr , (edited )
Transporter_Room_3 ,
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Step One Cannot Be Completed

Abandon Quest?

[X] Yes [_] No

thebestaquaman ,

Vertical video platform

I’m stealing this term

someguy3 ,

Nope.

NaibofTabr ,

What ain’t no country I ever heard of. They speak English in ‘What’?

Transporter_Room_3 ,
@Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website avatar

SAY WHAT AGAIN

kn33 ,
Ilovethebomb ,

What is wrong with TikTokers? Are they all like that?

surewhynotlem ,

They’re all quiet mindful, yes.

Chocrates , in Aaaaah

Charlie horses are awful. It was hydration for me. When I drink enough water I don’t get them

Sam_Bass , in Aaaaah

I get those in my thighs a lot

jawa21 ,
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I came here to comment about how much worse it is in your thigh. Stronger muscles, and you can’t easily stretch it out because of that. I’ve only had that happen a few times and wow is it awful. My sympathies to you.

Sam_Bass ,

Yeah its was scary the first couple times. Now just pisses me off because i like to think i keep hydrated and get enough electrolites.

obinice , in Very mindful...
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I’ve noticed young people improperly using the word demure lately.

Has education really gotten so bad that learning a single, common 15-year-old-reading-level word means they have to keep using it over and over again?

OneOrTheOtherDontAskMe ,

No it’s a joke and a trend from a video on tiktok. Why do people, especially here lately, jump to hate on anything ‘TikTok’ or ‘new’ from the younger generations? We all had our stupidity, shit, people STILL staple bread on trees

webghost0101 , in Aaaaah

OMG i am not alone and people have tips here,

I am so exited for part 2 of my life.

Fontasia , in Samples

Fertility so good several furniture warehouses have him on retainer

[insert AI image of JD Vance proudly holding the leg of a anthropomorphic chez lounge sweating profusely as a Laz-E-Boy emerges from beneath it]

Tangent5280 ,

Oi, thats enough. I’m confiscating your imagination license.

toynbee , in Suddenly it all makes sense.

When I was a kid, I would read (among other things) X-Men novels. Wolverine wasn’t as popular of a character back then, but he frequently featured prominently. A common descriptor for his character was “barrel chested.”

I never really knew what that meant before.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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Both of my dogs are barrel-chested, so I understand the concept. My 18 pound chihuahua/dachshund mix has to wear a medium-sized harness because his chest is so big.

MystikIncarnate , in Go already

I’ve been watching traffic patterns for a while… Pretty much since I started driving.

I’ve wanted to answer the question of why does traffic get so bad sometimes?

The best analysis I can give from all of my observations is… People SUCK at merging. They don’t give space, they try to race to the “front” in lanes that are closing… Nobody actually knows how to zipper merge properly.

Listen, there’s basically two things you need to successfully zipper merge:

  1. Find an opening where you can fit into
  2. Match pace with the traffic you will be merging into.

For anyone in a lane that’s being merged into: make space for merging traffic.

I know legally, that the driver entering the lane will have to find space to merge into, and the drivers in the lane where others are merging into, don’t have a legal requirement to provide space, but by being a dickhead about it, you’re actively choosing to make things worse for everyone. Just give some space. It’s really not hard.

Everyone is more interested in getting somewhere fast, rather than doing things efficiently, in collaboration with fellow road users… So, when someone inevitably gets cut off by someone who simply must be in front, and they have to slow down, it takes a lot of time for the impact from that showdown, to be recovered by traffic behind the offender.

But trying to re-educate millions, if not billions of drivers to not be horrible at merging, isn’t something that’s realistically going to happen.

Whenever you hear about “congestion” slowdowns, this seems to be the cause just about every time.

I can actively see this on some highways near me, they have an exit on one stretch of highway through a fairly large city, every mile. I can almost time it for when we get to an exit, vs when we get to an on-ramp, simply by when we slow down or speed up, exclusively due to this phenomenon.

Crashes and wrecks are a whole other issue. Between everyone being shit at merging, all the goddamned rubberneckers, and people making generally idiotic choices to change lanes when they have no idea what is going on… We’re fucked.

I don’t hate traffic because it’s slow. I hate traffic because it’s entirely a product of people being stupid.

Etterra ,

There’s more to it than that - there’s a lot of research involved. Other factors involve:

  • Nobody does anything at the exact same time.
  • What’s a turn signal
  • I’m the main character!
  • Hold on my phone’s ringing
  • I’m getting in front of you if it kills you!
  • Shit I’m gonna be 1 minute late for work!
  • Fuck you in particular!
  • One snowflake fell, time to panic!
  • ALL the snowflakes fell but who cares I’ve got 4wd!
  • Fuck this traffic, I’m taking the shoulder!
  • CRASH
  • Oh shit a cop everybody slow down.
  • And more!

Chief offender is the cascade effect. Basically, there is a minimum convenient distance one can follow another at a given speed in given conditions. If thee guy in front of them does anything but keep going, they should be able to deal with it without slamming on the brakes.

But if people follow more closely than that, especially because the traffic volume increases, then when car A slams on their breaks, so do cars B, C, D, E, etc. then because everyone’s reaction speeds are marginally different, by the time you get to car F, everyone’s come to a hard stop, while car A goes on, oblivious that they created a traffic jam that may or may not have been inevitable.

lightnsfw ,

Yea that cascade effect is huge. If everyone does what they’re supposed to you really shouldn’t need brakes on the highway much. Better to move continuously at a slow pace than tailgate and have to stop and go. It takes a second or two to actually move from a stop and that adds up over hundreds of cars when you add in the delay for everyone’s reaction time.

MystikIncarnate ,

I agree with the cascade effect, it’s literally the reason why bad driving compounds into a traffic jam.

The thing is, if you leave sufficient following distance, someone is going to take it as an invitation to merge, so people in general, wanting to be in front, tend to follow more closely, so nobody else can get in front of them and push them further back in traffic.

So they follow too closely, someone brakes, and cascade of failure. Why they brake? Lots of stupid shit, often because someone entering the lane of traffic in front decided they’re getting in front of someone else even if it kills everyone, then brakes, and cascade… The cycle continues.

ulterno ,
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It becomes much harder to zipper merge, when there is a red light ~500m ahead and said 500m is almost full.

I also hate it when I am waiting at a red light and someone nearby suggests me to just skip the light, because I won’t get a fine (bicycle). I feel like people taking a test for the license (and renewing their license) should be reminded that the reason traffic laws exist is to prevent traffic jams and accidents.

Saledovil ,

0 upvotes 0 down votes at time of writing. I agree with you, though.

MystikIncarnate ,

Anyone suggesting you should skip a light because you’re on a bike, is not someone you want to listen to.

Stay safe out there.

ulterno ,
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Last time I remember, it was a Swiggy driver. Those are infamous for not caring about traffic rules. Probably not much about their lives either.
The chap would have cut the light himself, if it were not for the police car nearby.

papertowels ,

I’ve had the same fascination!

A video I really enjoyed was a simplified experiment where they had some cars drive around in a closed loop - a single lane circle.

Traffic jams still inevitably somehow popped up, suggesting that we’re simply bad drivers haha. Higher level autonomous cars cannot come fast enough.

MystikIncarnate ,

Yep. The inability to understand how to merge correctly, IMO, goes hand in hand with being a bad driver.

While merging is by far one of the most notable issues, it’s certainly not the only one.

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