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kylie_kraft , in Skittles: Just Do It

wherever you found this shit, put it back

Stamets OP ,
@Stamets@lemmy.world avatar

I have been laughing at this comment for the past 8 minutes

fadingembers ,
@fadingembers@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Good this shit is fire

HelixDab2 , in Just fuck my shit up

I hate the design, but that’s really well done. Angled tile going around a corner? That’s some challenging work! I don’t even know how you’d cut those tiles, and you can’t bend tile.

Tyfud ,

Good callout. The tiles are cut halfway, stiching them together with white grout/silcon along the edge so it doesn’t stand out with the normal grout. At least that’d be my guess.

HelixDab2 ,

I honestly can’t see a way that doesn’t result in some visible something (although maybe not visible in a photo). You could throw money at it and get custom tiles made, but you’d have to have your measurements and tiling technique perfected to make that work.

This is why I don’t like tiling. :)

danielbln ,

I’m gonna saythat those aren’t tiles but some shitty tile print linoleum.

Rodeo ,

But it is visible.

jenny_ball ,
@jenny_ball@lemmy.world avatar

linoleum

prunerye ,

Look at the way the light reflects on the far right between the sink and the mirror. I think that’s tile.

Edit: Or the top of the lights, the underside of the top square.

prunerye , (edited )

I can’t tell if the mirror is flush with the tile or if it was just outlined in grout, but either way, this contractor cares about the details. I would’ve just slapped the mirror on top.

Edit: Someone help me out. Is that sink really small, or are the tiles on the top sides of the sink extra long as part of the illusion? Are the white tiles on the left wall square?

I hate that there’s no showerhead though.

C126 ,

Good example of amazing craftsmanship used for evil.

JustUseMint , in Fellow landchads of Lemmy. Don't you hate when this happens?

Perhaps this single mother should’ve tried just getting a better job, or just simply work a second hell why not even a third. Sounds like lazyness to me.

TheMagicalTimonini ,

Single moms these days need to start pulling themselves up by their bootstraps. What I would do if my rent was tripled, is just reduce my avocado toast intake by 30% and go on a nice vacation with all the additional money I saved up.

systemglitch , in puzzling

Fake af (scripted).

FreshLight ,

Why should we care (indifferent).

Agent641 ,

I need to use this form of communication in my work emails (didnt even read the chain)

Faresh ,

Lojban has attitudinals with which you can explicitly state what the tone of your sentence is: lojban.org/…/chapter-attitudinals.html

Blackmist ,

Sounds like the boring voiced aliens from Mass Effect.

systemglitch ,

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  • Knoxvomica ,

    If you can’t find some sort of humour in this type of scripted thing, what’s the fucking point of life?

    butwhyishischinabook ,

    No, everything is high stakes all the time. Laughing means civil war.

    systemglitch ,

    Lol fair point

    pozbo ,
    @pozbo@lemmy.world avatar

    If this meme is meant to divide anyone it is the following groups being separated:

    1)people who can’t handle differing opinions

    2)people who laugh at group 1

    I see 0 problems with this type of behavioral segregation.

    Afghaniscran ,

    You must hate TV or film

    systemglitch ,

    Weird conclusion to come to.

    h3mlocke ,

    Nope.

    ChickenLadyLovesLife , in Frequently

    I used to work for a large corporation and one day I found myself in a meeting with a bunch of female vice presidents where I was the only man there. The presenter was unable to display on the big screen because she didn’t have a connector; I happened to have the right kind and loaned it to her.

    She said “you’re pretty handy to have around.” My brain decided that a clever thing to say in response would be “well, I’m pretty well-endowed in the dongle department” and I started to say that before my brain thought better of it and cut me off. So what I actually said was “well, I’m pretty well-endowed”. One woman in the room actually guffawed but everybody else managed to ignore it - although I’m willing to bet this story was told later more than a few times.

    BigBenis ,

    This one’s a weiner winner

    victron ,
    @victron@programming.dev avatar

    I felt the pain through my phone.

    Wilzax ,

    When you realize how that sounded you can save it by looking embarrassed and apologizing, and clarifying you meant something like “equipped”. Typically a gaff is better than leaving things at creepy

    NikkiDimes ,

    Jesus fucking Christ, how did you not just die on the spot?

    Agent641 ,

    Dying

    DeaLikesTrains , in Snap crackle pop

    Or have the fart bubble crawl into your vag where it will turn into another fart. Fartception.

    Stamets OP ,
    @Stamets@lemmy.world avatar

    Queef^2^

    Thteven ,
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    doingthestuff ,

    Girls aren’t real so this is fiction.

    ruben , in Plummeting interest rate
    @ruben@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    Best ad for genshin

    HakFoo ,

    As a Qiqi main, I support your life decisions.

    People don’t even bother to ridicule me.

    bdonvr , in Toilet without borders

    It’s kinda cool actually, but kids exist and I don’t think kids should exist… around this.

    ForensicFart ,

    They won’t for very long

    lanolinoil ,
    @lanolinoil@lemmy.world avatar

    Oh cool I’m going to use the small door!

    Potatos_are_not_friends ,

    When I was 4yo I lived on the top floor of a shitty apartment with access to the roof. Roof was not gated.

    Id spend so much time alone up there unsupervised until I was 7 and we moved.

    I’m surprised I’m alive.

    funny OP ,

    In our neighbourhood it was customary to celebrate Christmas on the open balcony of one of the high-rises. Children would climb to the highest floor and set off fireworks from the balcony. The railing was high, but the danger was still present.

    arin ,

    U mean this shouldn’t exist around skinny people

    sin_free_for_00_days , in Larry Bird really knew how to get under your skin

    I love watching the old Bird trash talking videos. I hated him back then just because I was a Lakers fan, but I had no idea he talked so much. James Worthy said,“Larry Bird was an asshole!”

    spicytuna62 OP ,
    @spicytuna62@lemmy.world avatar

    He was the kind of guy who would tell you exactly what he was going to do to score on you, then execute. Again and again. Can you imagine how demoralizing that’d be? This guy tells you how he’s going to beat you, and you’re powerless to stop him. You have to stand there and watch the man toss it in.

    Tremble ,

    Is he the reason “I’m going to dunk on your ass” is a thing?

    yemmly ,

    In a non-dunking kind of way. He wasn’t a dunker.

    sin_free_for_00_days ,

    He’s not really known for it, but at 6’10" or whatever, he didn’t have any issue dunking. www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXBeOYyfsA8

    yemmly ,

    I didn’t mean that he couldn’t, just that he was more focused on shooting.

    Tremble ,

    On nba jams Larry bird could kill on the three pointers lol

    sangriaferret ,

    Somebody else can pull out the statistics but in my mind Bird was the best three point shooter that ever was.

    GBU_28 ,

    Dunking at that height is just putting something on a high shelf lol

    Slovene ,

    Joe DiMaggio was a dunker though.

    eestileib ,

    Etan Thomas describes an all-time sonning by Tim Duncan:

    “So we’re playing the Spurs and I get the ball on the post. I inside pivot and sweep to the middle for my jump hook and he blocks it. So as we are running down the court he says to me “that was a good move but you have to get more into my body so you can either draw the foul or I can’t block it”. So I didn’t know if he was talking noise or what so just kind of looked at him confused and said ok. Then, a few plays later I did it again got more into his body and he couldn’t block it. I missed the shot and he looked at me and said much better and kept playing lol.”

    sportscasting.com/tim-duncan-was-so-nice-he-taugh…

    Iampossiblyatwork ,
    stockRot ,

    Link not working

    Bighappee ,

    I believe Worthy is also quoted as saying, “Jordan will make you look slow, Bird will make you look stupid.”

    ted , in RIP Brenda

    Where’s the source that this is AI? It’s very clever which makes me think it’s human, e.g. collected dust.

    gedaliyah ,
    @gedaliyah@lemmy.world avatar

    It is a human written parody. I don’t remember who, but I’ve seen it before and someone posted the original book. Pretty funny though!

    gedaliyah ,
    @gedaliyah@lemmy.world avatar
    Rai ,

    I wanna read that whole book. He’s a great writer.

    Taleya , in Gilbert's gripe

    Now imagine it’s gilbert gottfried screeching ‘say my name baby’ at you

    Spaghetti_Hitchens ,

    Do you imagine him as Iago from Aladdin or the Aflac Duck when he's saying that?

    synae ,
    @synae@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

    … yes?

    tacosanonymous ,

    ¿Porque no los dos?

    Taleya ,

    More his reading of 50 shades of grey

    Decoy321 ,
    einlander ,

    Or Jack Frost from the PBS Noddy live action.

    Daqu ,

    That’s hot. Me so horny.

    iyaerP , in (Bad) dog owners be like

    Pitbulls shouldn’t exist as a breed.

    seathru ,

    Agreed. Forced sterilization should be the law.

    static_dragon ,

    Nah, asshole humans who raise them to be vicious shouldn’t exist as a general rule, all dogs have the capacity to be vicious, yet, I don’t see the same disdain for chihuahuas, or shih tzus

    BikingAlong ,

    My Aussie herds. I did not train her to herd. She was bred to herd. These dogs are not bred to fight, but to catch prey and not release it. Chihuahua’s and shitzu s don’t fucking kill children every single year. Get out of here with this fucking “dog racism” argument. Dogs aren’t fucking people.

    SuckMyWang ,

    Lots of people don’t like chihuahuas or shit sues. Reality is when they do attack which is often they don’t do much damage so the tolerance is higher. They also tend to act out of fear rather than straight up aggression. They aren’t any where near as scary as 130 pounds of solid biting muscle with a neck thick enough to rip your calf muscle out of your leg with one yank

    MindSkipperBro12 ,

    “All dogs lives matter!”

    Some dogs deserve to be placed in the pages of history.

    MBM ,

    I’d be fine if they were just regulated the same way, say, wolves are.

    nudnyekscentryk , in She broke it so she could baguette properly....
    @nudnyekscentryk@szmer.info avatar

    I think I’m too european to understand this meme

    AnUnusualRelic ,
    @AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

    Plastic wrapped baguette??

    nudnyekscentryk ,
    @nudnyekscentryk@szmer.info avatar

    That’s weird as well, but what I meant is in Europe you pack your groceries yourself

    AnUnusualRelic ,
    @AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

    Oh, right.

    Maybe we should look into that to reduce unemployment.

    Obi ,
    @Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

    The Asian model, create endless useless jobs to make sure everyone can have something to do even if it’s just standing in front of a parking entrance to point people in.

    TacoNissan ,

    So like Walmart greeters

    nudnyekscentryk ,
    @nudnyekscentryk@szmer.info avatar

    David Graeber wants to speak with you

    SnokenKeekaGuard OP ,
    @SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    A meme on a folded baguettes getting to bullshit jobs is the dream

    iegod ,

    Labor for the sake of it. What an American response.

    AnUnusualRelic ,
    @AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

    How else are people going to learn useful life skills such as baguette origami?

    dangblingus ,

    At expensive American grocery stores, they have baggers.

    spikespaz ,

    Expensive?

    nudnyekscentryk ,
    @nudnyekscentryk@szmer.info avatar

    Exactly what I’m referring to

    RememberTheApollo_ ,

    At my local Price Chopper they have occasional baggers. It’s definitely not an expensive store.

    bitwaba ,

    This OP picture is from somewhere in Europe. “Till” is the English word, while Americans would say something like cash register or check out counter. And SPAR is a European chain of grocery stores

    nudnyekscentryk ,
    @nudnyekscentryk@szmer.info avatar

    Fair points!

    GreatAlbatross ,
    @GreatAlbatross@feddit.uk avatar

    I’m guessing ROI.

    SugarSnack ,

    She’s Irish, and has possibly one of the most Irish names I’ve ever seen.

    spikespaz ,

    But in the U.S our food is not fresh enough to be bagged by the customer. It must be wrapped so it can sit out for a considerable duration.

    blackn1ght ,

    Some places in the UK will ask if you want help packing your bags.

    nudnyekscentryk ,
    @nudnyekscentryk@szmer.info avatar

    interesting, didn’t know that despite having lived in the UK and Ireland for a while

    vsh ,
    @vsh@lemm.ee avatar

    What about food contamination?

    nudnyekscentryk ,
    @nudnyekscentryk@szmer.info avatar

    what about it?

    azertyfun ,

    Colruyt insists on their weird “cashier tranfers the items into another cart while scanning and bags them for you while they’re at it” strategy. And they do own the Spar brand in Belgium.

    Although as franchisees some of the Spar stores keep the regular tills. Unfortunately mine does the weird cart transfer thing, which is much slower, though apparently it deters theft…?

    soggy_kitty ,

    I’m from the “European country” known as UK and every single major store sells plastic wrapped baguettes. You only see them in paper in the smaller shops

    naun ,

    It’s a plastic bag with tiny holes in it. These are on the store floor, where people can grab a baguette for themselves. The plastic keeps the braguette relatively safe, and the holes allow moisture to escape, keeping the baguette crispy for the day

    FlyingSquid ,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    Oddly enough, most American supermarkets put every baguette they bake that day (if they bake it that day) in plastic bags. Although in this case, I believe they mean that they broke the baguette in the plastic bag in half so it would fit in the bag with the rest of the groceries.

    postmateDumbass ,

    Americans still feeling superior because their country has solved this problem by selling sliced bread.

    nudnyekscentryk ,
    @nudnyekscentryk@szmer.info avatar

    meh, as if europe had no bread slicing machines in supermarkets

    postmateDumbass ,

    Congrats on getting half the joke.

    The other half is that Europeans would not equate a loaf to a baguette.

    pomodoro_longbreak ,
    @pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Imagine buying a presliced baguette tho ahahah

    Bruncvik ,
    @Bruncvik@lemmy.world avatar

    The meme is also European, from Ireland. That said, I’m more interested which Spar is selling long enough baguettes that they don’t fit in a bag. My local shops don’t.

    luluApples ,

    I know lidl sell the big baguettes like this

    Bruncvik ,
    @Bruncvik@lemmy.world avatar

    Thanks; I’ll try it. I usually get bread and sparkling water there (their produce and meat quality got so bad I switched to Aldi), but I haven’t been looking for baguettes yet.

    general_kitten , in Squidward

    idunno, some kind of metal has been involved in overwhelming majority of violent deaths since copper tools were invented.

    Damage ,

    Make music (with metal), not war!

    general_kitten ,

    i dunno, those brass tubes seem kinda sus

    AlwaysNowNeverNotMe , in You can't win the lottery
    @AlwaysNowNeverNotMe@kbin.social avatar

    The lotto is an additional tax for people who don't understand math

    Kalkaline ,
    @Kalkaline@leminal.space avatar

    Sucker tax

    themeatbridge ,

    A lot of people understand how unfair the math is, and still buy the tickets because “you never know.”

    Source: I buy tickets sometimes because you never know…

    verysoft ,

    If you can afford it, then it's no harm really. I've made a profit from the lottery myself, albeit a minor one. Depending on the lottery, it's not the worst thing you can give pocket change away to for a bit of fun. So I never understood this "you'll never win" mentality/gatekeeping hobbies, people know the chances, but it's fun either way.

    pyrflie ,

    If you win you still lose cause most places publish your name. This really is a field where wining is losing.

    The money just make you an easily identified target or mark for the audience.

    shalafi ,

    One the most memorable reddit posts of all time:

    old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/…/chb38xf/

    verysoft ,

    Entirely dependent on the lottery, the only one I have heard of this being a thing is the main US one. You can remain completely anonymous in the major European lotteries for example.

    pyrflie ,

    The US and Canada Lotteries publish the winners because it is a public record that they did in fact pay out. The European commisions that don’t publish have to face yearly accusation that they don’t actually pay out and then have to publish tax forms that do infact reveal the identity of winners.

    themeatbridge ,

    I think the big problem is that people who are addicted to gambling are being suckered several times a week. It’s not really gambling, it’s buying a daydream. If a casino gave you similar odds in one of their slots, it would likely be illegal based on the odds and the payout. So people who think of it like gambling are getting the worst of it. The expected value never approaches anything close to fair, even at rhe highest jackpots.

    brbposting ,

    people know the chances

    This article agrees. Huge caveat:

    …Osmond…obtained a database from the Connecticut Lottery containing 21 years’ worth of winners. What did he find?

    They are largely poor, largely minorities, and often addicts.

    The lottery preys on these people.

    Vox, “4 ways the lottery preys on the poor”, 2016

    Phen ,

    I would sometimes buy one just to have something to wait for. It’s cheaper than buying trash online.

    Swedneck ,
    @Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    whip up some pizza dough and spend the week waiting for it to proof, then at the end you get a delicious pizza to look forward to

    Honytawk ,

    No, we do know. You will not win once.

    Somebody might win a huge amount, but that one will not be you. I can guarantee that.

    You will put in more money than you will get out. Somebody needs to pay their shareholders.

    piecat ,

    Oh no, I spent $3 to dream of being rich. Anyways

    Maalus ,

    How can you guarantee that? The chance is close to zero, but not zero - ergo you cannot be 100% sure that they won’t win.

    And that’s the point they are trying to make - you don’t need to be 100% logical to enjoy life. Sure, they probably won’t win. But thinking they might, the anticipation of scratching the tickets, etc, is worth it to them.

    Jonny ,
    @Jonny@kbin.social avatar

    I always feel it's more of a tax on hope. I know a few folks who play and the understand the odds very well... but what if!

    'What if' can be very appealing for only £2, even if it is incredibly, incredibly, (repeat incredibly a thousand more times) unlikely.

    Kusimulkku ,

    What a silly belief. Everyone knows the odds are ridiculous. It’s just that people are still hoping they’d win

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