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stoy , in Best game of the 90s

Oh, come on, do some BASIC research!

The GameCube was released in 2001, not in the 90s!

Other than that, quite amusing.

Stamets OP ,
@Stamets@lemmy.world avatar

This is the shitpost community. The title is part of the post. I gave the wrong year on purpose to go along with the idiocy of the “game”.

stoy ,

I get that, and I took a gamlbe on my comment, seems to have been well recieved.

Stamets OP ,
@Stamets@lemmy.world avatar

Ah fair enough. Sorry, moving across the country tomorrow so my brain is fuckin fried

stoy ,

Thats fair, hope everything goes well with your move!

HowManyNimons ,

<span style="color:#323232;">10 PRINT "BUT I ALREADY KNOW BASIC!"
</span><span style="color:#323232;">20 GOTO 10
</span>
samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

HELLO WORLD!

ArmoredThirteen ,

The game was really ahead of its time

SnotFlickerman , in Liking an OS isn't a personality trait ❌
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

*shrugs

The Personal is Political.

Especially in regards to Linux, which with many of the most vocal adherents doing so because they reject corporate control over their lives and want to see the rest of the world do so as well. It is very much a political issue to them, and so it’s not surprising that you see it crop up just as much as politically oriented posts, because the Linux-posting is essentially the same thing. It’s “politics” for the nerd-set. Same with piracy. Some people involved with these have deep anti-corporate and anti-capitalist philosophical roots for their reasons behind why they live like that, and they’re often not afraid to “preach” it to others.

So yeah, shitposts sadly aren’t going to stop it anytime soon.

Splatterphace OP ,

Not trying to stop anything, just wanna poke fun

umbrella ,
@umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

cannot open file fun

swab148 ,
@swab148@startrek.website avatar

sudo touch grass nerd

umbrella ,
@umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

swab148 is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

grue ,

It’s “politics” for the nerd-set.

Frankly, freedom of computation (basically, property rights as applied to electronics) is politics for everyone; it’s just that normies don’t understand how important it is.

saltesc ,
recarsion ,

It’s also much more practical to use as a dev

umbrella ,
@umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

Also as a non dev.

recarsion ,

Yes, but using it for development is what gets many people into it including me

daltotron ,

You know, it’s kind of interesting, because I kind of wonder, and I’m sure someone could educate me to, the differences between philosophical outlooks that drive these different ideals.

If you were like, a windows or mac purist, you’d maybe just be gunning for as much mass adoption as possible, meaning that you have as much interoperability, or, accessibility, as possible, and maybe you’re just biting the bullet in terms of like, corporate shenanigans and control. Basically you’d just be like, admitting defeat, to some extent, it’d be a compromise ideology. It’s sort of like the same ideology that pushes one big centralized set of servers for everything, compared to everyone running their own little instances. Sure, you’re getting a lack of security, lack of flexibility, and thus, potentially, the functionality of the app ends up sucking depending on what you’re doing, yadda yadda. But in return, you get mass adoption. This is kinda flip-flopped with like, Linux purism, right? And then the natural use cases and market adoption for it tends to just be the more niche uses, that demand such flexibility.

So, which is more important for free access. Actual legal freedom, which even works itself into the structure of the app itself, right, or just, straight mercenary mass adoption, under any means necessary? I dunno.

On one hand, within the current structure of the economy and political landscape, globally, it’s kind of impossible to achieve mass adoption with Linux, and I think mass adoption of it is almost kind of antithetical to the anarchism of the project itself, as is mass adoption of most anarchist political projects. It’s just kind of impossible to win in a head-to-head competition with larger corporations, or with more short-term gains focused ideologies.

I’m still just running windows 10 LTSC with MAS, and it works fine for me, so that’s obviously where my ideological line is kind of threaded, just having everybody have the best free version of windows, maybe with some sort of increased privacy modifications to cut down on telemetry and shit like that, but I kinda doubt people could actually do that without destroying the usability of the system like all of those tend to do, or else someone would’ve probably done it by now.

ImplyingImplications , (edited ) in I still don't get why people spend money... there's tons of it for free

I still don’t get why people spend money… there’s tons of it for free

There are free video games. There are paid video games. Why do people pay for video games if free ones exist?

Gullible ,

You’ve unintentionally stumbled upon one of modern gaming’s most pressing questions. When both free and paid options are a neverending smorgasbord of poor design choices, why purchase anything? Live service game models have shifted the landscape much closer to the free porn model for several game genres. Slightly tangential but… !patientgamers

0x4E4F OP ,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Uuu, I like this comm, I’m exactly the type. Like I don’t have cutting edge hardware ever, so I usually wait to play some game I liked several years ago, but now. I even borrow GPUs sometimes if I’m not into buying a new one, even if it’s like $200, $300. I know, I’m cheap AF 😁.

Gullible ,

There’s only so much time in the day and devoting much time to poorly designed games is silly. Finding a time tested production from 5+ years ago that plays as well or better than recent games is a minority decision but an objectively reasonable one. Cheaper and assured quality? Yes, please! It’s always nice to find someone likeminded.

0x4E4F OP ,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Exactly my thoughts! Thank you! 😊

I like quality… buuuut I also like to pay the cheapest price possible for it 😁. I usually buy second hand AV equipment, but only the high quality sfuff. Same goes for everything else 😁. I usually wait for discounts on AliExpress 😁. I know, I know, I’m cheap 😂.

I like to think of myself as “economic”. I only pay for stuff full price when there is no other way (emergency, whatever). In any other scenario, I wait 🤷 😁. As I said, I’m a patient man 😁. Uni taught me a lot of things, and patience was by far THE MOST important lesson IMO.

Gullible ,

Might feel like a tangent but how do you feel about aliexpress? I’ve been burned by several month shipping times so it’s surprising to find someone who seems to use it reasonably frequently.

0x4E4F OP ,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yeah, the shipping time is terrible, no doubt there… and things don’t always arrive, but hey, at least they refund, so… no harm no foul I guess. I don’t order stuff I need right away from AliExpress though, I buy them locally if I can find them. But, when it’s not something I need right away, I just order it from there. The prices are cheap, especially on sales. Got a 2 x 75MHz hand held oscilloscope for about $55 on sale. That’s cheap 😊. And it’s quite good and precise for the price, a lot better than I expected. Comes with a nice transport bag as well 😁.

Gullible ,

That feels like the distilled spirit of the jokes contemporaneous to the popularization of online shopping. A perpetual double-blind opaque Christmas at your front door brought to you by [shipping company].

I might give them another shot if you managed to find something of worth. As long as I remember to set a reminder about the item to refund if it hasn’t shipped after 4 months. Thanks.

SomethingBurger ,

Piracy is a matter of convenience. Buying a game is more convenient than pirating it. You can watch pirated porn movies with a simple Google search.

0x4E4F OP ,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Not to mention you even get pirate results even if search for a legit way to buy porn…

Like with Windows, you search for a specific build and tier (Pro, Ent, Home, whatever) and the first results you get are pirate links. Why? MS has abandoned those downloads a long time ago and basically, the only way you could actually get a copy of a specific Windows build is through pirate links… go figure 🤷.

JadenSmith ,

There’s advantages to paying for video games, even single player such as cloud saves as one example. For multiplayer games you get online play with dedicated servers, rather than finding a workaround like LAN tunneling with pirated games.

You literally get nothing special from paying for porn.

GCanuck ,

While I don’t disagree…. I’d just like to say, that if you pay enough for porn, you can get exactly what you’re looking for.

ROI isn’t worth it though.

0x4E4F OP ,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

WTF is ROI 🤨?

Evotech ,

Return on investment

0x4E4F OP ,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Oh, yeah, not worth it, completely agree.

Warl0k3 ,

That’s fine if you’re into vanilla porn, but if you have a fetish even slightly more niche than what they’ve got on ex: Kink.com, you’re not going to find more than a handful of videos for free (unless you go with piracy but that’s beside the point). And those will be digitized German VHS tapes. And will be out of focus. So in situations like that, paying for porn (or, paying to support creators that produce content you enjoy) becomes a lot more attractive as an option.

… not that I’d know anything about it first hand.

Nastybutler ,

not that I’d know anything about it first hand

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/2b016669-a507-4b6c-9f88-3b09617f448a.gif

0x4E4F OP ,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

You sure 🤔… he did kinda sound honest… he probably just has a friend that’s into that, and they are really close and share things like kinks and stuff like that… yeah, seems like a legit story to me 🤷.

Korne127 ,
@Korne127@lemmy.world avatar

You don’t share your kinks with your friends?

Passerby6497 ,

Good friends share. Not everyone can afford dungeon furniture.

0x4E4F OP ,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Indeed! My wife’s BFF knows all about my kinks!

PS: My wife doesn’t wanna hear about them 🤷.

Korne127 ,
@Korne127@lemmy.world avatar

There’s much niche stuff on Twitter… but your point stands.

guacupado ,

It’s wild how many people in this thread are using outliers as an argument for the norm.

Warl0k3 ,

I am sorry, I dont think I understand what you mean.

IdleSheep , (edited )
@IdleSheep@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

You literally get nothing special from paying for porn.

You literally get the most special content by paying for porn, personalized content that’s catered to your needs. That’s literally why you pay for it.

Yes, if I just want to see regular old sex I can just go to one of the bazillion free sites out there. But if I have a specific fetish that only a few creators are doing, of course it’s worth paying for it to support the production of said content, especially if their onlyfans allows requests.

I totally understand that the vast majority of people are more than satisfied with typical porn and won’t ever feel the need to pay for it, but there’s so much diversity out there that the regular porn sites can’t get to it all, and that’s why some people pay for it, because they really want to scratch a specific itch.

And before someone says you can just pirate it, trust me, some stuff you can’t even find pirated. I’ve been there. Some creators go through very convoluted methods of distributing their content to deter piracy (especially with pricier tiers fans usually don’t want to spread it to keep it exclusive to themselves).

guacupado ,

I really doubt the majority of people paying for OF are getting content specifically made for them. This is a weird argument.

0x4E4F OP ,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

See, that also puzzles me, I really have no idea… especially since paid ones can also be obtained for free, so 🤷…

IdleSheep ,
@IdleSheep@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

You really can’t get all paid content for free. Actually most paid content you won’t find for free. It’s not that easy.

Sure if they’re a popular OF creator someone will likely be ripping their stuff but that dries up really quickly when you get to creators with like only a hundred patrons.

The more niche you get the harder it is to find new content for free (pirated or not). That’s why people pay for it, they like the content and there’s no other way to obtain it (and they want to support the creation of it obviously).

0x4E4F OP ,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

The more niche you get the harder it is to find new content for free (pirated or not). That’s why people pay for it, they like the content and there’s no other way to obtain it (and they want to support the creation of it obviously).

There are sites where you can get that content for a fraction of the price of all of the subscriptions you already have on OF or wherever (paid sharing)… if you really are that hungry for that niche material or a few particular OF content creators. Sure, you don’t get up to date updates on the content, but at least it’s a lot less than what you’d usually pay for all of that content.

And I wouldn’t even pay for that either. It’s not worth it IMO. In the end, it’s just porn.

IdleSheep ,
@IdleSheep@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Even on sites like that you can’t get everything, since it depends on subscribers actually sharing accounts and not all creators will have those. Trust me, I’ve really scoured the internet for certain creators’ content and it’s just not out there.

Also there are sites beyond OF, a lot actually. There’s just no way to get everything you want easily if you’re into certain stuff/creators.

I get that you find no value in porn regardless of type so you wouldn’t pay for it, which is fine, the majority of people don’t see the need to pay for porn either, but I hope you’ll at least understand some people do find value in the content they like, enough to support it. It’s like subscribing to a youtuber’s patreon, their content is still free for everyone but some still want to financially help them.

0x4E4F OP ,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

No, I meant as in the owners of the sites (forums usually) have a request threads and you just give them the OF (or whatever site it may be) link and they usually fulfill the requests within a day or two. Of course, you subscribe to their premium section, for something like $10, $15 a year and you get access to the premium section where the owners share the content (also per request usually).

Just offering a cheaper alternative, if you really like certain content creators.

JayDee , in Peak technology

For those who don’t know, Wendigoon is a creepy lore youtuber.

He’s also sometimes been acredited with creating the aesthetic of the boogaloo boys, not sure how true that is.

As far as I’ve heard, his videos are fairly consistent with documentation of the events he covers, such as the unibomber, the MLK assassination, etc.

It’s very funny to think he wasn’t radicalized before the printer situation.

gedaliyah OP ,
@gedaliyah@lemmy.world avatar

I did not know that! Thank you.

yamanii ,
@yamanii@lemmy.world avatar

He interviewed a fed.

starman2112 ,
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yeah, he has a… questionable history, what with the “boogaloo boys” memes, but he stopped engaging with that pretty quickly around the time it became associated with Actual Nazis instead of semi-ironic government-hating libertarians.

Death_Equity ,

He is not exactly radical, he is not a fan of the government and loves a good conspiracy.

He also is a devote Christian, but not a dick about it.

He, by all accounts, is a wonderful person that everybody who knows him loves.

aidan ,

He’s also sometimes been acredited with creating the aesthetic of the boogaloo boys, not sure how true that is.

I don’t really know anything about him, but I just checked out his channel and I don’t really think that’s true since its only 3 years old

21Cabbage , in Someone call the PETA folk

Why did you circle one entry on a sign that consists almost entirely of jokes? Also Mann Co is definitely the best one on there, because you know they’re proud of what they’re doing.

Moneo ,

MannCo

archonet , in 1 gone. who's next?

Ah yes, the four axes of the political compass: gay, tankie, loser, and French.

Splatterphace ,

C’mon, the rainbow flag is clearly representing leprechauns

gamermanh ,
@gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

loser, and French

Why are you repeating yourself?

AllonzeeLV , in I cant believe this is real

“Evil McDonald’s”

Did Ronald fall into a vat of redundancy?

PP_BOY_ OP ,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

The true evil McDonald’s fights against food deserts and organizes community health events

ThrowawaySobriquet ,

I worked at Regular McDonald’s in high school, but we only had to scatter one bag of trash and they let us drive out during our shift

fiercekitten ,

God damn!

Swedneck ,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

i mean at least here in sweden i find mcdonalds to be milquetoast evil at best, they serve somewhat unhealthy food that is engineered to be addictive, i don’t like how they encourage people to drive there, and their workers have eeeeh conditions.

that’s about it in terms of evilness, and they have mostly used paper packaging for as long as i remember so they have been slightly less evil than they could easily have been.

Tedrow , in thank you nurse meowsalot
@Tedrow@lemmy.world avatar

Fun fact, small air bubbles won’t cause problems. I can’t remember how big they have to be. I’m not going to look it up because I don’t want to be on a list.

femboy_bird ,

I’m pretty sure using the fediverse already has you on one

Siegfried ,

NSA, check

MOSSAD, check

FSB, check

Bgugi ,
DragonTypeWyvern ,

Doing Something Awesome, check

A_Random_Idiot ,

No MOSSAD.

Not enough innocent bystander casualities.

ALoafOfBread , (edited )

Yeah realistically it isn’t a big concern. Like you should try not to inject air into people’s veins, but the minimum amount that is likely to cause problems is about 20 cc (which is a lot), but it’s likely to take much more than that to be fatal, usually in excess of 150 cc.

tubaruco ,

whats cc?

BottleOfAlkahest ,

Cubic centimeter it’s a measurement used for medications

Darrell_Winfield ,

1cc=1mL

basxto ,
@basxto@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

cm^3^ (with markdown ^3^)

cm³ (with unicode ³, which a bunch of keyboard layouts have on AltGr+3)

㎤ (one unicode character)

Tangent5280 ,

You are a gentleman and a scholar. Now how do I figure out how to do this for other similar use cases? Is there a table I can look up?

Zoot ,
@Zoot@reddthat.com avatar

Damn for real? Growing up id always heard even the tiniest bubbles can put you into shock/death. Made me terrified for a long while growing up… 20cc is a lot of air!

Bgugi ,

Bread’s numbers appear to be for veinous air embolism. A much smaller embolism can kill you in other areas… 2 cc in cerebral, 0.5 cc in the coronary artery.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

It’s one of those situations where ~2cc can potentially cause complications and a bubble could theoretically cause problems but is also unlikely, so when you ask a doctor they’ll be like “technically yes, but” and everyone hears “confirmed, bubble=dead”

DarkroomDoc ,

Arterial, tiny bubbles cause strokes. Venous, giant bubbles cause air emboli.

Sometimes there’s connections that shouldn’t be there that can cause venous bubbles to cross over and be a problem.

iggames ,

Fun fact - we will intentionally inject (small) bubbles of air into your veins to look for connections between chambers of your heart that shouldn’t be there. It’s called a Bubble Study. www.health.harvard.edu/…/what-is-a-bubble-study

A_Random_Idiot ,

learned this when i saw an inch long airbubble in an IV line slowly making its way towards my arm and i panic called a nurse who said that it’d take a lot more air than that to cause a problem, but disconnected the line and squeezed the air bubble out anyway.

set_secret ,

it’s a lot. like 50ml plus.

Etterra , in If you ever feel stupid, just remember... people like this do exist

Hmm, if I put my phone in the microwave then it should become a microphone! I’m a jeenyus!

shasta , in Can anyone link the garfield shitposting page? I cant find it

I feel like I’m missing some Garfield lore to really understand this one. Why does he want big boobs?

Contramuffin ,

It’s a parody of shitty romcom dramas where there’s a handicapped girl and the boyfriend eventually decides to donate his [insert random organ] to cure the girl (thereby taking on the handicap himself). Artificial and forced drama, basically. The humor comes from the fact that Garfield taking the boobs implies that 1) someone needed to take the boobs and 2) having big boobs was a curse that needed to be endured.

thefartographer ,

The humor comes from the fact that Garfield taking the boobs implies that 1) someone needed to take the boobs…

I hope that I never forget the moment that I read this beautiful disaster of a sentence created at the crossroads of the internet doing the internet thing. I look forward to the day that I awkwardly chuckle at an inappropriate time because I suddenly recall “someone needed to take the boobs.”

Thassodar ,

I will. I will take the boobs. Send them all my way. My mother would be proud.

IMongoose ,

This is lampooning another story on someone needing a heart or something. They go to surgery, wake up, “where do you think we got the heart from”, dead Garfield.

shasta ,

Oooh ok that makes sense, and that’s pretty funny. I just haven’t seen that trope in a very long time so I forgot about it

EndlessApollo , in RE: important matters of the day

Jeans memes are funny, I just hate that 90% of the ones I’ve seen have been no effort AI slop. I’d so much rather see a shitty ms paint edit than an AI image for so many reasons, not the least of which is that it’s just funnier seeing denim texture haphazardly pasted onto stuff than seeing an AI try to do it well

PatFussy ,
ThatWeirdGuy1001 ,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

I mean I made a shitty edit of an image of tea inside a jean mug and it didn’t do so well.

synae ,
@synae@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I liked that one

gravitas_deficiency ,

This right here.

MS paint or gtfo, for real

MTK , in buying coffee

How to be a millionare by 30:

  • get 2 million as a gift from parents
  • Start a buisness in an untapped market
  • get investors
  • work all day every day
  • workout and meditate to keep you body and mind healthy
  • save as much as you can, no starbucks!
  • sell the buisness once it is valued over a million
  • use that money to start a new one
BirdyBoogleBop ,

I have seen many adverts rich people make so heres a schedule:

Wake up at 4am

Get dressed 4-5

Go to gym 5-7

Get changed 7-8

Eat breakfast 8-8:30

Read newspaper 8:30-9

Work 9-12

Lunch 12-13

Hit the club 13-17

Dinner 17-18

Club again 18-?

Do these and you will be a billionare in no time. If you are an older gentleman replace the club with golf.

dangblingus ,

Sell business once it is valued over a million

-invest in GICs/Bonds on a 5 year maturation or high yield savings accounts (~5%)

-Every 5 years collect $275,000 on a $1M principle.

-Now you make average money and you don’t even have a job.

vala , in For those thinking of going back to reddit. Gaze upon this comment section and reconsider.

Play Reddit games, win Reddit prizes.

4am ,

Jokes on them, bots don’t buy mugs

adamantris ,
@adamantris@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

This needs a coffee mug

elbucho , in I have the POWER!
@elbucho@lemmy.world avatar

Carpet does NOT match the drapes.

Bonehead ,

So he's a bottle blond. There's nothing wrong with that.

bdonvr ,

What makes you think it’s the head that was dyed

OpenStars ,
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

Um… not HIS at any rate.

BakerBagel ,

Idk. I’m blonde up top, my beard comes in ginger, and all my body hair is dark. I buy it

Klear ,

It does. It’s just dirty.

derf82 , in Taylor Swift has won the Superbowl!

I’ve been waiting my entire life to see my team win a Super Bowl, and freaking Swifties get one their first season.

Decoy321 ,

Detroit?

derf82 ,

Cleveland

smort ,
@smort@lemmy.world avatar

I’m sorry. At least you have the Buckeyes?

derf82 ,

I’m a fan, but they are more a Columbus team. Plus, a NCAA natty just can’t compete with a Super Bowl title.

Decoy321 ,

My condolences

FordBeeblebrox ,

After last night I’ve seen my team go to the big game and lose thrice in the past decade or so…is that better or worse?

Kittle > Kelce

derf82 ,

Trust me, worse.

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