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jimmydoreisalefty , in She would never!
MataVatnik , in Truth
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Enlightened centrism is such a copout

HRDS_654 ,

It definitely ignores the nuance of the situation, that’s for sure. In some cases it’s not even nuance.

db2 ,

Calling two assholes assholes isn’t centrism, it’s observation.

Israel shouldn’t be there though.

Edit: also op is a dickhead.

themeatbridge ,

There’s a difference between expecting to find a reasonable middle ground between unreasonable positions, and understanding that two sides of a dispute are so far apart that there is no middle ground. Israel will not treat Palestinians equally, and Hamas won’t stop until they have wiped Israel off the map.

Regardless of which side you support, there are legitimate concerns about the actions and attocities of each side. Neither side sees the other as human, as deserving of equal consideration. Both claim divine justification in their actions, and both have legitimate existential fears from the opposing side.

To ignore the atrocities committed by one side is to deny the reality of the situation. Bombing civilians is unacceptable. Raping and slaughtering children is unacceptable. Murdering journalists is unacceptable. There’s no “better” or “worse” act of violence. War is hell, and the people who suffer most are not the ones who choose it.

Who started it? Who has escalated it? Neither side has a claim to the moral high ground, and nothing short of eradication will cause either side to stop fighting.

Peace will is only possible if there is forgiveness on both sides. If leaders and civilians alike are willing to accept that there is no justice for war crimes, and there is no balance to violence, then maybe angels will dance on pinheads and monkeys will fly out of my butt.

So, you might as well pick a side and then hope they wipe out their opponents. But you’ll have to kill every single man, woman, and child, because this is a holy war, and there is no victory in half measure, and no room for nuance when God joins the fray. Win or die. Obliterate or sow the seeds of your own destruction.

That’s how Israel feels. That’s how Palestine feels. The enemy is less than human, a disease to be utterly destroyed.

And if you disagree, some 14 year old internet stranger is going to lump you in with centrists who can’t tell the difference between Nazis and everyone else who hates Nazis.

PP_BOY_ , in Thank goodness Wilford Brimley isn't alive to see this!
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Oh yes, as a teacher I also head all my tests Math Test and ask one elementary-level subtraction question.

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

It’s almost like this is a shitpost, isn’t it?

PP_BOY_ ,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

This isnt even a shitpost though this is just a lame “front page of imgur.com” meme from 2013 that was funnier when it was a Twitter screenshot

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Sorry, I’ll try to take my shitposts more seriously in future.

NocturnalMorning ,

You better…or else…I will downvote.

Wizarded ,

Fucking right! Get him!

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

But… but… my karma!

NocturnalMorning ,

I said what I said.

ArcticLynx ,

there’s a difference between a shitpost amd a shitty post

thantik , in We need our safe space

Uh, what exactly are you doing in the bathroom that the other genders can’t?

Ilovethebomb ,

Pissing standing up.

thantik ,

Yeah if you think women can’t piss standing up, you haven’t known many women.

squiblet ,
@squiblet@kbin.social avatar

I tried convincing my (cis) GF that she could pee standing up one time based on this website I found by a nurse in 2004 and she was really offended for some reason. She thought it was a joke or something (??). But YES I’ve seen this on the internet

Ilovethebomb ,

I don’t typically watch them pee, if that’s what you’re asking.

Confuzzeled ,

Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it friend.

theFibonacciEffect ,

Really? How does it work?

RaivoKulli ,

Not that well, usually, which is why it’s very rarely done. That one guy has met an interesting selection of women though

dragonflyteaparty ,

Anyone can pee and stand. It’s just whether or not you make a giant mess of it, but you don’t have to be female to do that.

Aurenkin ,

Giving birth maybe?

thantik ,

Shit you got me on that one.

iheartneopets ,

Trans men can still have uteruses and give birth, so scratch that one

Aurenkin ,

Good point! I’m all out of ideas in that case.

GlitterInfection ,

Gay sex.

eezeebee , in Awww yeah
@eezeebee@lemmy.ca avatar

ALL waterfalls are presumed to have a little cave behind them until proven otherwise

TotallyNotSpez ,

And each cave has loot. It’s the law.

VelociCatTurd ,

And/or a runebear

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

My disappointment when they don’t. It feels like that scene when they changed something in the matrix.

banana_meccanica , in And now Bezos is trying to insert ads everywhere

Never pay any of this services BTW, I have no regrets and I never feel that I miss something.

sexy_peach ,

Same. I would never pay them for their shitty little services. Imagine paying monthly for dropbox, sporify etc for years… That’s so much money.

Squizzy ,

Eh Spotify gets a whole family unlimited for 17 euro, it’s pretty convenient compared to going finding and uploading to my device or purchasing individually.

sexy_peach ,

Hey I don’t judge you, probably depends on the income as well!

smollittlefrog ,

Or you can just use apps like ViMusic or InnerTune, which are foss and provide infinite offline adless playback for free.

ILikeBoobies ,

There once was a piracy website so grand in the world of music streaming that even to this day nothing comes close

Grooveshark :(

Souroak ,

Wow I haven’t thought about grooveshark in years…

clonedhuman ,
@clonedhuman@lemmy.world avatar

…and Spotify doesn’t pay artists shit.

toxicbubble ,

people worship amazon then get mad when they make changes, a business is gonna business

dual_sport_dork ,
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Concur. I pay for the following subscription services:

  • My internet connection.
  • My cell phone plan.

That’s all. Everyone else can go fuck themselves. If I can’t buy it outright, I don’t need it. If it’s digital, it’s on the Pirate Bay. Prime is bullshit anyway. I don’t need a predatory gym membership; Putting an elliptical machine in my own house cost me all of $200 and it’s mine forever. I don’t pay for Dropbox or OneDrive or whatever; I have a massive hard drive in my PC and I can access remotely it via my VPN. Etc.

linuxgator , in I am undecided on the guitar picks since I play the trombone.

HP will remotely lock down the purse if the volume of sauce gets too low or you have any other brand.

raubarno ,

Or 7 days before the ‘best before’ date expires

martinb ,

There’s a best before date?

raubarno ,

That’s a good question

For sauce, yes.

For inkjet cartridges, I don’t know, but, technically speaking, these cartridges get dry after the first time of use and their ‘needles’, that spray ink, become dirty. I had a bad luck washing the spraying mechanism after that.

EDIT: I don’t know about the laserjet toners.

martinb ,

Good point! I was totally focused on the superior brown sauce

linuxgator ,

LaserJet toners are not liquid at all, so they don’t dry out. They’re just powdered plastic particles that are attracted to static electricity created by lasers on the paper and are melted to the paper with a heated drum. Aside from energy use, laserjets are far superior to inkjets.

rmuk ,

I’m calling print cartridges HP Sauce from now on. Or, I would, if I had an inkjet or a HP, but that’s showbiz baby.

superkret ,

For HP sauce, it’s more of a “possibly safe for human consumption before” date.

packetloss , in storage
@packetloss@lemmy.world avatar

Is this how you partition a hard drive?

anewbeginning , in We're monsters

This is a useful technology…for tyrants.

ivanafterall ,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

I agree. But I also wouldn't mind forgetting one or two things. However, I've also watched Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, so I know it ends with me having perpetual dementia-like fever dreams.

Frozengyro ,

Potential PTSD treatment. I think this is the plot to a movie or book though, where soldiers are taken advantage of.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

There was definitely a Black Mirror about it.

Sidenote: It’s weird to me that more people don’t talk about the inevitability of that one with the soldiers with cybernetic HUD implants that, shocking twist later, can make civilians look like monsters to be purged.

On the other hand, why bother when the Boston Dynamics murderbots are probably cheaper?

loie ,

Universal Soldier?

Orygin ,

I think I read the book you mention! I thought about it recently but could not remember the name

GardenVarietyAnxiety , in There's Jews for Jesus, are there Christians against Christ?

Trump isn’t -The- Antichrist, because that was likely just a bible story warning of populist leaders. But he is -an- antichrist.

He’s not the first and probably not the last, but he has the power to make deeply “Christian” people openly forsake their religion…and if that’s not an antichrist, I don’t know what is.

CrypticFawn ,
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Agreed.

If I was a Christian (I aint but just work with me here), I’d honestly believe Trump was being used by Satan to lead the Shepard’s beloved sheep astray.

TrismegistusMx ,
@TrismegistusMx@lemmy.world avatar

Every King is AN antichrist.

DudeBro , in My favourite piece of Internet history

MIKE TRUK

zakobjoa ,
@zakobjoa@lemmy.world avatar

M I K E T R U K

Pregnenolone ,

Mike Truk arrive

Archer ,
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Chalky_Pockets , in It's called shitposting because it's done on the terlet

Torn on this one.

On the one hand, there’s a lot of great metal, it’s obviously not all garbage.

On the other hand, I love winding up those people who get all bent out of shape about how one or more of those genes “isn’t real metal” so I kinda still appreciate the post lol.

Godric OP ,

I fuck with metal, this meme is not at all supposed to be taken at face value

Hank ,

Are there any genres where listeners are bigger snobs than metal?

PochoHipster ,

Classical. Maybe.

nxdefiant ,

Whatever is was Yoko Ono was on about, and podcasts.

lunarul ,

Jazz probably

sarsaparilyptus ,

Might be indie rock. I’ll never forget going to 4chan /mu/ and seeing a guy argue that music should be unpleasant and hard to listen to if you really care about it, because then your opinion on the “sonic experience” isn’t being compromised by pleasure, citing the godawful singer of Neutral Milk Hotel as enriching the band more than a good singer would have. Called Death Grips “entry-level” music for tweens before you’re ready to graduate to experimental non-melodic field recordings of harsh noise.

nxdefiant ,

I can’t say I agree but I think I can understand what that random 4channer was getting at.

Time by Wax Poetic Is one that I listened to on and off for months when it came out. I could never say I liked it but at times I wanted to hear it. It was never a pleasant experience, more like trying to figure out why I kept wanting to hear it.

yeather ,

Never seen people throw hands over if somethibg is jazz or not.

Cjwii ,

You’re going to the wrong jazz clubs then

arefx ,

I mean crust punk definitely isn’t metal…

What I’ve noticed is anyone who doesn’t listen to extreme music calls it all death metal. It can be straight up hardcore punk but to them it’s “death metal”.

mrginger , in Feels good to win boys
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Lemmy Shitpost != Facebook

sirico ,
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Moc OP ,

You’re just jealous of driveway

mrginger ,
@mrginger@lemmy.world avatar

You’re not wrong.

blacklizardplanet , in As an OG Reddit Sync user of over 10 years, all this arguing really brings a tear to my eye. 🥲

Yeah I feel the same. Used sync for Reddit for YEARS too. I’ve been using Lemmy way more since Sync launched. I’m happy with it 🤷.

Trapping5341 ,

I personally stopped browsing Reddit once getting sync. It just FEELS right.

johnrobbespiere ,

When did Sync launch? I was on the waitlist but just installed, waiting to try it out.

randomname01 , in Choose wisely

This is something your unfunny aunt would post on Facebook

Rai ,

I’m so happy they blurred out the died word otherwise THE AL GORE RHYTHM

Edit: I commented this before reading below. I assumed I was still on Reddit. I didn’t think other people might call that out. I’m dumb for commenting before reading.

I mean

damn thats crazy

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